Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
What's up with you?
Is this the right number? It's a loser line.
Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hi, there, young lass.
How about we go back to my place and role play and I'll be a weary traveler and you can be a frisky TSA agent who's into full body cavity.
Well late for you, isn't it.
Yeah, Well that's my metal hip there.
Whatever you do, try not to blow him off. Instead tell him that you'd like to be his date to Jello nat at the community center. People like Jello one bowl of strawberry, two straws. And that's when you give him the digits to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can lay on the air voicemails like this one.
Carols, this is me.
I just wanted to call you back and tell you about the nutritional supplements I mentioned what I said they would make you look and feel younger.
I wasn't saying you look old, you don't. I'm just daying we got all use a little euthanizing. You know, my mom even takes these and she's sixty four, but she looks like thirty five. She looks hot. To be honest, I mean not that I'm attracted to my mother or anything like that, but objectively, she went from like a A three to a Cincinnati eight. And you know, we could do that same thing for you. Again, not that you need it, but I would say you could use it.
Cincinnati eight.
That's like in LA four, isn't it the same as A three? Yeah?
That's good to put a positive spin on how hot your mom is though, no matter what, and always great.
To follow it up with I'm not attracted to my mom.
Yes, I mean when you have to say that, that means a lot.
By the way, you totally don't need this, but you could absolutely use it. So let's hey, if you don't want to go out, message received, But did you fill out the survey?
You know, but I emailed you, like, especially if you want to just skip the first part and go right to the physical context stuff, did you did you notice that I grazed your elbow and was that a turn on?
Like?
Would you recommend that I used that move in the future with other women. So I'm nott the survey and help me improve.
I actually want someone to fill out his survey.
I admire that guy.
He's trying so savage on the survey. There's a lot of courage for a guy to call up a woman and ask her to take his physical touch survey.
Oh, let us take his survey, will you? He has agrees my elbow.
You gotta be graized first. Speaking of risk surveys, what isn't everyone listening right now? Go on over to our TikTok page and survey us physically.
I'm gonna go with I don't want that.
I'm so sorry. I am bored of getting all tens in our commons section. I'm hoping for an honest nine, and I don't want to be labor the point. But no matter what the thousands and thousands of commons say, I'm not perfect. I could improve, maybe even someday get to a Cleveland seventeen.
Oh never a guy would know that you're so self awares you are perfect?
Going above ten.
Track of this rating system.
I'm saying a boy can dream. But yeah, I go to our TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey. In the meantime, we're gonna go back.
To the clips.
Hey, you may not remember me, but I'm my mom was the one hitting on you the other night at the Sizzler. And look, I know this is probably weird, but I went into her phone and I got your number because I just need to tell you do not date her. Okay. I love my mom, She's great and all that good stuff, but I'm in the process of trying to hook her back up with my biological dad, and I really just cannot have you getting in the way at this point. They do belong together, and like my dad says, he's confused sexually or whatever, but I do not believe that's true at all. So, yeah, you seem really nice and all that good stuff, but I really just need you to back off.
The sad thing is Brooke is going to make that exact called the Digital Jake in three months. Yeah, back off of my mom. Yeah, I was talking about my mom and dad. Are me to be together?
Dad?
Stop crying and kiss mom. Go show them your true love.
My dad does cry more than anybody else.
All right, stop, Look, I got a confession. Want to take you out? Yeah, that's my obsession plan, then Chill not Crazy Dinner. In the movie it's You're feeling lazy, willn't it be fun? Oh yeah, you bet? Popcorn? And last till I go in the debt friendly Bob, but I'm shooting my shot. Say yes now, girl, Let's see what we've got as ask baby, will you go wow?
Will you go wow?
Will you go?
Please?
Please date me?
Trouble girl whom.
Yeah, So I am pretty wild as you will find out.
I want to buy his mixtape yeah.
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