FULL SHOW: Brooke vs Sydney Sweeney, AI Rizz Assistant + Fruit Loop Pizza Date (1/15/25)

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FULL SHOW: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

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Well, helloh.

Have a mic?

Do I sense a lady or a gentleman? And it doesn't matter. I'm want to say you the Welcome to the Phone podcast. I'm assuming you did when I did. And you just got off of four hour of how clocked or mean? That's also a hot podcast.

Okay, we're not gonna do that in this podcast study anyhow.

Okay, but coming in clomp. Number second is Brook and Jeffrey in podcast and it's a full sholf. But you get more than just a couple of minutes. That is going to be an extensive an hour. It's an hour. Yeah, and that's sixty minutes. Okay, So it starts right now when I say now, okay, okay.

Now, remember when I told you guys the other day that I was proud of myself for getting ahead on the calendar and telling you about a new promotion before it expired.

Yeah, you, Jeff, what happened, Jess?

Well, I screwed up again?

Oh Jeff, did we miss something that was free or awesome?

It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning, because last Friday I should have brought this up was National Quitter's Day.

You you did a whole parody song. I thought that you knew that you did your whole parody song. Your song of the week was about quitting and cheating.

On your not quitting and sticking to it, but taking the easy route to achieve your goals.

Okay, I really honestly thought that's why you did this song.

Yeah, the second Friday in January is when people are most likely to throw in the towel on their New Year's resolutions, so I probably should have mentioned that. But here's three times when it might actually make more sense to give up on your goals. Okay, even thofore, we're going to fix it now.

I like this. Some shows try to be motivational.

Yeah, don't we know we are. This is we're giving you permission to give up, because the number one time where it makes the most sense to quit is when you're motivated by the wrong reasons that don't align with your actual core values. Okay, when Brook told us she wanted to donate to charity more this year, it sounds good for radio, but we all know that's not who Brooke really is. Here.

People are starting to believe you, Jeff, It's causing problems in my life.

I'm just telling you, Brooke, It's okay to quit on that goal if it doesn't speak to your true soul. Number two time to quit is when your goal no longer resonates with you. Like years ago, for me, marrying a Disney Channel star sounded really good. Yeah, but now that I'm older, that goal not as important.

Is kind of creepy at Jo, She's not interested.

I'm going to give up on that goal, okay. And finally, Number three, best time it makes sense to give up on your goals if reaching it is just completely unrealistic and would totally drain you.

Don't bring up Disney star marriage.

Thing I was gonna bring up when Brooke declared it her year of hot in twenty twenty.

I was Yeah.

But the next day you wore a nineteen eighties orange Paula Poundstone blazer into work. And don't tell me that the shoulder pads are fashionable.

Listen, just because the only thing you wear is free promotional gear from different radio stations We're on.

It's our radio station.

It doesn't matter, it does. Yeah, you don't get a judge on fashion.

Well, I'm just saying, now is a good time to ask yourself. Should I give up? There we go. You take that energy right? That the shock collar question of the day. I'm not even sure if I want to finish this sentence, So Jake, don't do it.

Yesterday we learned about how some celebrities use fake stage names that fit their brand better. Take me, for example, A lot of listeners probably think digital Jake was my given birth name.

Oh yeah, but it's not.

I was actually born Gunner Tyrannosaurus heart Castle the Third. I didn't want my coworkers to feel intimidated by me.

Yeah, from the radio action hero I go.

By digital Jake. Just for safety.

It's easier to say.

And today, once again, we're gonna find out which Hollywood stars are using made up monikers in a special Celebrity Names Real or Fake edition of alenty of twenty. Now I'll give you a famous celebrit you just tell me is that their real name or a stage one. We'll start with the woman whose name is real unlike her eyelashes. That's Alexis Alexis out to number one through twenty Please ten ten, Oh, it's as Your celebrity is Natalie Portman. Is that her real name or a stage name?

I can even be a stage name.

It does sound such a good name, but you would make up Natalie, like what if she was like Natalia? Tell you what that is a nickname, like Natalie from Natalia.

That's just a nickname.

You really have to just go off of, like your gut feeling a.

Lot of the time.

Okay, my gut is that's her real name.

Jake Alexis is Natalie Portman's her real name? That is, it's a stage name her. She was born Natalie Herschlogtalie.

Yeah, God, so where over one, let's.

Go, you have it a number, let's go seven seven.

Brook Your celebrity is Jamie Fox. Is that a real name or a stage name?

This is so hard for me because he's.

A relative of yours, the Fox family.

Stage name. Here's the thing.

Fox is actually a really common last name, but I have never seen it with two x's.

That's what makes me think it's a stage name.

The whole story, Brooks said, Jamie Fox is a stage name. That is, it is a stage name. He was born Eric Marlin Bishop really quickly.

He never used to get stage time in La being a guy, so he changed his name to sound almost like a girl.

So during when they would do open mics, they go, who's this Jamie Fox? They pick him out thinking he was a girl and he'd.

Show up and he got because there's no other women.

They're very rare, very rare in comedy.

Very fun fact. Jose, Now, after that fun fact, how about a number twelve for twelve hose? Your celebrity is Meryl Streep? Is that a real name or a stage name?

That's a hard one.

Streep is like iconic now though.

I know, but is it only? Is it iconic only because she's a household name? You know what I mean?

Like made Street famous? But I don't know if I know any other streams.

A lot of the times you change your name for sex appeal, and Meryl Streep is a very like I get turned on just saying Mary Merrill.

Such an unsexy name.

That say it's real Meryl Streep.

Meryl.

Jeff said, go with guns, but my brain says different.

What do I do?

I'm gonna go with my stupid gun and I'm gonna go and say it's fake.

Jose said, Meryl Streep's a stage name, it is, that's her real name.

I shouldn't listen to Jeff.

Jeffrey. It's over to you. How about number please?

Number one?

Number one. We're talking celebs, real or fake names, and your celebrity, Jeff is Whoopy Goldberg. Is that a real name or a stage name?

Oh?

Goldberg?

I mean Whoopy Goldberg. Both of those sound like they would be stage names.

They do.

Goldberg Goldberg doesn't sound so much like a stage names, like the agent of the person who was on the stage. So I'm gonna say, because of that, because Goldberg is not very stagy, I'm gonna say that that's her real name.

Jeff says, Whoopy Goldberg's her real name? It is? That's a stage name. Her name is Karen Elaine Johnson.

Oh yeah, Karen Johnson.

Whoopy looks better on the ego. And that means Brooke, you have one today's edition uplenty of twenty.

So Brooke gets to choose who gets shocked while singing My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. Whose that's gonna be, Brooke.

I think you chose me last time, so I'm gonna do the favorite.

Right back to you.

And that was actually Jake who chose you.

But that's okay.

I know all men are alike, that's all right.

I can't even tell you guys apart, what's your name?

What you're gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside, Joe Trunk, I'm gonna get get gig, get you drunk. That is your shock collar question of the day. We got your phones out coming up in just a few.

Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

If you didn't know, every radio show has consultants.

Yeah, yeah, even we do.

Overpaid no it all so who love the medal in our business And I'd say ninety nine percent of the time they get it wrong.

Hey Mike, he.

Generally don't have a clue about who we actually are or how to make us any better. But we did have one recently who gave us some groundbreaking truth, a real look in the mirror, and they said, basically, your radio show is like background noise at a family reunion. Annoying at first, but eventually you kind of just get used to it.

That's the kind of thing any of them.

Thank you. The most positive feedback we have received on this show in years.

So we just get canceled.

We are very very excited to give you more mildly annoying background noise during a brand new edition of what's on your mind that's coming up right now, of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, Thank god it's the yawn. A very good point because with Jose's bladder and Brooks crime, we'd beat in for a very weird edition of What's on your Mind where we find out what the show has been thinking about lately, starting with brook Brook keep it dry, what's on your mind?

Oh?

I will, because Okay, here's the deal.

I was at a party in my hometown about a month ago at this point, right, and my hometown growing up, it was like seven hundred people. Now we're maybe a metropolis of two to three.

Thousand boons going.

Yeah.

So I'm at this party and an old family friend comes up to me and says, so did you hear I like here?

What He's like, You're not the celebrity of town anymore? What do you mean?

I'm thinking, like maybe somebody went viral finally for their hunting hack or something. Right, Yeah, He's like, no, we got a real celebrity.

Now, proper town.

No, Sydney Sweeney is trying.

To claim my hometown and no, I got.

Because her grandma has a place on the Lake, and so she grew up from there. She is from a big town, like over an hour away, and happened to live in my little hometown.

Lake people are not town people. They are are totally different. They don't interact.

They come and they drift about in the summers, and then they leave when it's hard in the winter.

All that is my town, not Sydney, Sweetie.

The railroad there, that's all right.

And if she tries to claim it again.

I don't know what she has her weddings in the streets.

They're like, you didn't.

She will join the city council just so I can put a stop to.

It for sure. Once you do that, we need to put it up to a vote.

You're going down, was sitting here.

On your mind.

Well, I'm glad we're talking about famous people, because recently my dad texted me these words, Jissey I have gone viral on the internet.

WHOA right?

And I was like really confused because my dad only watches YouTube in the news and doesn't.

Have social media, so.

I was asking him, what would you do?

Well?

He wrote a review about a local.

Restaurant on a thing called next Door, which I think, yeah, you guys, you.

Guys, know, it was like a neighborhood app that a lot of neighbors will go on and usually complain about, like lost dogs.

Yeah, that's exactly what he said. It's like a neighborhood app. And this is what he said.

Quote the food was delicious and the convenient and I highly recommend people.

To try nice very basic. I didn't know either.

I don't know.

It'd be a lot more used if that way.

So then he says he got twenty seven commons.

You, guys, does that make him a more viral food reviewer than you?

Follow me at Hungry Jose on YouTube. No, but really I told him, well, dad, that's a lot. I'm proud of him.

And so he is buzzing and he go, I was at church the other day and I don't someone high. I am Josse the guy.

From the review.

Okay, I can't wait to see his Food Network special come out where he goes and travels around the country reviewing all the best restaurants. Sign alexis what's on your mind?

So I don't really use Facebook like at all.

The other day I made the mistake of logging in and I saw people are commenting in my old high school.

Class page, my graduation class. So I start scrolling and readings. I'm interested.

It's people I don't really care to ever see again. And they're saying, how it's time for a reunion coming up any of that time, someone needs to plan it.

I don't know why the time is, but they're usually like a class president.

So that's what they're saying.

And they're all trying to figure out who's the president in the comments, and I'm just reading back to when someone comments, they're like, we're the year that didn't have a president.

We had a seven people on a council because.

We were trying to need different That's why I was tagged, because I forgot I was on the council.

Why asked you remembers?

Is?

So now I'm being tagged to try to plan this awful reunion.

Isn't there that Mexican restaurant in the back room that you're like.

She doesn't like it?

Kegs of white club?

Right?

Oh?

Maybe, so you have to organize an event? Don't really want to?

No, no, no, I'm going to deactivate my Facebook.

It's the only way to avoid this.

Out national radio.

I see who I.

Want to see at the bars when I don't know, I don't need more like that's why I'm That's why you don't you Facebook, Jeffrey, what's.

On your mind?

I moved into this new house like three months ago, and there has been almost nothing but surprises ever since. Yay, Like when I turned on my shower, water came flooding down the stairs and that was night one.

That's right, I've forgotten.

Then a huge storm comes. A couple of weeks later, I lose power and water and Wi Fi and heat and gas. This past weekend, my gas finally came back on a month and a half later, just in time for my newest problem to spring up, because I woke up to a crazy loud alarm going off. Not one that I've ever heard before that I'm familiar with. No, it's none of that. I looked everywhere for where the sound was coming from. I realized it's not coming from inside my house. It's coming from outside on my property a siren. So I go out and right up against the side of my house, I see this box with this bright red light flashing and buzzing. I've no idea what it is, but written on a sticker next to it, it says if red light flashes, septic tank is full. So again I want to thank the inspector for everything that he did, you not inspecting anything in my house and then to.

Tell you about the Please tell me you've only been putting down biodegradable things.

Yes, I'm careful, but I don't know if it's a structural issue with the septic tank.

You guys got to get it pumped, or.

If it's full of But I will unfortunately probably keep you updated in.

The next few weeks.

Let you know very very soon on what happens with my septic tank.

Emergency, you just hire someone to come out and pump it.

Just need a.

Full time maintenance staff on your property.

By condo.

Sometimes I wonder that. But another disappointing house update from me out in the sticks and text in seven eight five nine two, what's it's been on your mind?

Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

We're asking our listeners to tell us what's on their minds. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Getting the text in at seven eight five nine too. This one says Happy New Year's to everyone on the team that did a great job in twenty twenty four with all the shows. I can't wait to hear it in twenty twenty five. I know it's going to be great per usual.

Oh, what a positive nice thing to say.

You thought last year was good?

Jeff interesting, you know what, Barslow?

That's great. Another text says was hoping you guys could get in contact with a guy for me because he randomly blocked me on everything and owes me money from tattooing them.

Yeah, you're not going to talk to him again.

I think we should become a collections agency.

I'm not else either way. It sounds like a really fun first date that you two have a good job.

Yeah.

And one more text says, Jose could you give my wife a big shout out for me? We're both full time listeners and I'm stuck out of town for and it would mean the world to her. Doesn't say the wife's name or his name.

Let's just do this, Hey, bro, shout out to your wife. You know who you are. Yes, thanks for listening.

We love you and I you are the most memorable wife I've ever heard.

I love when men are so good at details.

Yes, thank you.

Yeah, there's there's some lady crying in her car.

Yeah, that counts as her birthday and her anniversary for the year. So that's it.

I love you, lady.

Keep your tax coming in seven, eight, five, nine, d.

Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

If you catch your significant other cheating on you, who is the first person that you call.

Your best friend?

Your best friend, They're probably just gonna say, no, See, I told you he was bad when I dated him. God, remember I should have listened. You call your mom. Yeah, no, she's just gonna say, see your father, and I told you we had a bad feeling back when I dated him.

Hey, you dated These are your bad decisions, not mine.

And that's why. The best person to call right afterwards is our radio show dial Us, And in a few weeks we might call you back so that you can share your story of what happened. But don't tell anybody else until then.

The chances are pretty good.

Just make sure you hold it all inside until it explodes out of you. Live on air The Healthy Way during a brand new edition of Busted coming up right after this, Sneaky live boyfriends.

And even girlfriends.

They thought they could get away with that, but they're about to get busted in relationships, they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder, but Absynthe makes the body go wander to other people. That's why Absinthe is the official sponsor of Busted. Listeners tell us short stories about how they caught their partners getting hairy with that green little fairy.

We all really should have paid attention to the second half of that quote.

Yeah, we've got social listeners ready to share their Story's going to start with Brittany, tell us how you busted your significant other?

Okay, So I think this is a great one.

I oh, you think it's great?

What happened?

Now?

I do?

Okay.

So I was at work. I got a call from my boyfriend. Okay, yeah, He's like, I got in a car accident, Jeff, you hung up on him. He told me he was okay, but he mentioned he was at a traffic light, and he kept insisting that it wasn't his fault.

Okay, okay, I think everybody does that.

By the way, I'm always like.

That was me.

I actually got rear ended once at a light, so I knew, and I told him. I was like, well, you can just request the footage from the traffic camera to prove it.

Where car, guys, it's something good to have a smart girlfriend hate.

So then all of a sudden, he's like, no, no, it's okay, Like he was saying he'd just rather pay and deal with it, like he didn't want to.

Do all that.

Oh yeah, that's too much work. It would be what.

Like I knew he couldn't really afford all that, So I was trying to be helpful, so I requested the footage for him.

Oh that's nice, what a nice girlfriend.

That's when I see his car. We're ending a different car because he was distracted by a blonde in the passenger seat who was all over him.

It wasn't his fault though.

Definitely, you must be a mind reader, because when I played the footage for him, that's exactly what he said.

I told you it was hurt, I will do it wasn't my fall.

Yeah, man, that's a whole point.

I feel like all girlfriends should request some light, request every light ever, to be safe.

Let's keep going. We're moving on to Ryan. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

Yeah, so a few years ago, I was trying to plan a surprise party for my girlfriend.

God, we've heard so many surprise parties.

Yeah, don't I don't think surprises are good.

Well, I definitely was the one in for the surprise. So I like, obviously a surprise party, you want as many people out there as possible, like speak it special. But when it comes to her friends, she's got like her girlfriends, her college friends, or like, there's just so many different friend groups.

I know, girls are so weird like that they'll get along with everybody. Yeah, that's gross. Girls, you have some standards, cut some people out of your life, like Jeff.

Yeah.

So I start like going through her Instagram following.

I know that might be a little weird, but like invite people.

I could see that, like, because you want to make sure that you get everybody.

Yeah.

So I start looking at like people who I see who I'm like, oh, they're familiar, I've seen them before, or like the names are familiar, she talked about them before.

Okay, there's a lot of work. Good for you.

So yeah, so my message asking like, hey, how do you know what's your relationship or whatever, but it led to like not one but two guys replying, Hey, I'm actually her boyfriend.

Oh you were yourself.

I mean, you're a thoughtful You're the most thoughtful boyfriend.

Yeah, well I did invite them. I wanted to make a scene, so all three of us were there.

That is so petty, and.

That's it's a giant birthday surprise.

For Yeah, I bet she was surprised.

Yeah, oh, she was surprised.

One of them still with her though.

We've got time for one more. Let's go to Sheila. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

I was dating a guy who was always wanting to come over to my place, and I rarely ever went to his place, and it just felt like something was off.

You know, that wasn't just nice because his place was gross.

Yeah.

I feel like a lot of the times, guys like going over to the women's places because they're really like tidy and organized, and it's and we don't have to clean our own places.

Why do I feel like Jeff would actually be cleaner than any of the women's Jeff's totally.

You come home, you press your sheets, Yeah, with you, You're for a really horrible surprise when you come over. Yeah, okay, and I get that, But I.

Just felt like something was off. So I recruited my best friend to help me investigate. And she was someone he hadn't met, so he didn't know who she was. So I had her dress up as a pizza delivery person, so like randomly.

To his house, big fake mustache.

Yes or no?

She was like, oh sorry, like the neighbor put down the wrong address.

Yeah, just to like check in on him.

I see who answers the door?

Okay?

Yeah, So I had her do it three different times just to be sure she's a good friend. Twice he was alone, but the third time a woman answered the door.

And it was his wife.

Oh wife, huh wow.

Yeah, so at least I got my answer.

Did they get free pizza?

Yeah, she left the.

Pizza because we had to pretend it was real. So true.

Actually probably deserves it.

She's like my lucky day.

Make sure you hit up our texports seven eight, five nine too. If you have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition of Busted. Got your Phone tapp coming.

Up Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

We get so many requests for dating things on this show where we're trying to help people, especially guys who are getting little to no matches on the apps. Yeah for sure, but today we flip that and instead of them reaching out to us, we reach out to them to a single guy who's been struggling online lately with the dating world. So we think we can help him with a brand new online feature called riz Assist, and you're gonna hear it in your phone tapp right now.

Hello.

Hi, is this Henry?

Yeah?

This is him?

Who's calling?

My name is Jason. I'm calling from Hinge What. Yeah, you know the dating app Hinge. Yeah, I work here. I'm one of the supervisors.

Okay, why are you calling me?

Well, it looks like you took a break from the app for a while and decided to come back recently. Yeah, awesome, great decision.

So okay, well what does it count?

Well, the thing is, I'm looking at your account here and kind of like last time, not.

A lot of luck, I mean, so what what does that mean?

Well, how about we change that for you?

Well, how are you going to do that?

Let me introduce Shila.

Hi.

What is going on?

Well, she's helping us beta test a new feature for the app called riz Assist. Riz Assist, So if you're having a tough time getting the ladies on the app to take the bait, you'll be able to practice with an AI version of Shilah first to get your RIZ where it needs to be.

I'm still I'm not tracking.

I don't understand.

Okay, Look, I'm trying to make it easy for you. Our goal is to get you a date sometime in the near future, and if we just you do that without any help, there's a good chance you're going to dialoge die. I mean it's not that level.

I mean, well, come on, give me a break.

We've seen your messages so.

So it's not private, you see all that.

Right, I'm a supervisor for the app, so this is part of my job. Oh my god, I see the messages that you're saying, like the hey, how you're doing, or the how's life cutie? It's pretty cringe af.

So this is kind of freaking me out.

I don't really understand. Is this real?

Of course, we just we're just trying to help you get a little bit more creative, you know, help you bring that RIZ.

Is that?

Come on again, it's Shila. She's just very enthusiastic to help you. So let's practice with her right now and maybe she can give you some feedback on how to up your RIZ.

Okay, what do you want me to do.

Then, I don't know.

I don't know what to do.

Well, just give her a line. Pretend like you're chatting with a cute girl, like you're sending her a message on the app and you want her to reply.

Uh.

I guess I would say, I, Shilah, just wanted to drop.

You a line.

You've got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

I don't know on the riskal I give that a three out of ten. By the way, have you ever been to jail?

Jail?

No, according to my research.

You had a dui in March twenty twenty two.

What the hell, man, naughty boy, this isn't helping.

Hey, I'm gonna pop back in here. How's the Rzissist going?

Well, it's not going great, she asked me, got a dui?

I don't know how the hell she even knows that. I mean, to be fair, that is something that you'll have to be ready for. Maybe in a future conversation if a girl asks if you serve time? So freaking dumb, Shilah, how should he answer that?

For breaking too any harm?

Oh?

Good ideas?

Oh my god.

Yeah. See that is the type of riz assists that we needed.

Is there any way you can like current Shilah off.

Well, no, she's here to help you with your RIZ. She wants to riz you up desperately.

I don't think anybody needs you do.

We've read your messages so we know you need RIZ man, so but we're just trying to help you. Okay, you know what.

I'm not feeling good about this at all.

Are you sure? Because your roommate Ted said that this might help you a lot.

Ted?

Oh well, Ted rizzed both of us up when he asked us to do this prank call on you because you're on the radio right now.

Oh you gotta be Ted.

Ted listens to our show. This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. My name is jeff My AI assistant Shilah. She's actually a Lexis. Yes, yeah it is. Ted told us that you jump back onto the dating apps recently. You're still not having a lot of luck, so he feels bad you wanted us to mess with you.

No, No, you know about Do you.

Really should bring that up more when you're talking to women on the apps?

You wuyes?

Yeah, yeah, I'll throw that in my profile.

Then I guess you'll get rid.

The week up every morning was poone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

For years, people have debated if pineapple belongs on pizza. Oh yeah, it's an argument that's ended friendships, It's torn families apart. It's brought ancient empires to their knees. Empire the Aztec ended over this di learning history on the I'm going to warn you today it's about to get a whole lot worse because a different, unusual pizza topping that one of our listeners says is her all time favorite and she forced her day to try it. When you hear what it is, you're either going to rush to the store to sample it yourself or possibly throw up right onto your So brace yourself when we find out what it is in your brand new Second Date Update, Next Second Date Update. I believe in any relationship it's good to try new things together.

Yeah, for sure.

That's a way to grow, whether it's a new restaurant, new haircut, or Brooks House, a new pair of ankle restraints. Hey, these ones are electrified for your pleasure. Nice and one of our listeners said she bonded with a guy about trying out something new for the first time, So let's learn a little bit about it, Holly, Welcome to the show.

Hi guys, how are you?

Did you go with the extra padding like I did?

Or the extra strength?

I'm joking, that's a joke. I'm sorry.

She knew a little bit too much about it.

Yeah that really that was supposed to be funny, and you didn't laugh, laughing just when it.

Was quiet inside. So tell us what did you try new with this guy? What's his name?

By the way, so his name is Justin?

Okay, what did you and Justin try? So?

We went on the apps and while we were chatting, we were talking about pizza toppings.

Actually a really good combo.

I should really, I don't feel like it lasts that long.

What are you like?

What you like everything? Okay?

Okay, well, I mean it got me to a date, so it's good.

Some people like.

Mushrooms you Is that what you guys were doing, like comparing favorites?

Yes, so that's how we got into the try new things. His was sausage, which is a classic.

Possibly euphemism too, but yeah, I warned him that mine was the one that was different.

I have a weird topping.

So my I said, it's fruit loops.

Fruit loop? Yeah, who was serving that to you?

So it was something that I had as a kid and I kind of just love it. It's likeweat and savory, you know.

Put it on your pizza as a kid, got acquired to the taste.

And okay, we're breaking down the fruit pizza.

Important why she brings the conversation up because it isn't just a one and done.

Okay, So this must be the new thing that he tried.

Yes, God, you must be hot.

Maybe it's really good, Brooke.

I don't know.

You gotta taste it right now in your head.

Okay, So you guys did a tasting for your guys meet up?

Did you guys both have to eat each other's Is that what I'm assuming? You're like, you got to eat the sausage and I'm gonna eat the fruit.

Lu I mean I've had sausage on pizza. I think he was more curious about what what I was talking about.

Okay, okay, okay, So his was like minimal his face run us through it? How did this go?

Okay? So we met at a pizza place. It was late at night. I had to do like a work things like nine thirty.

Oh you're doing this in public?

Oh wow?

So we got we got a large pizza, but we brought it back to my place.

We got it out, so you're not embarrassed in the middle of a pizza.

Hut.

I'm not embarrassed by it.

I just we needed to get like the perfect fruit lube ratio.

Okay, Yeah, I thought.

Ner was this fun for you guys? You're laughing through it all.

No, we were like.

Laughing through it.

We had We had a great time. I felt like we really bonded. He tried it and he said that he liked it, which I don't know if I fully believe, but he was. He was sweet about it, you know.

Between gagging with blood coming on.

Well, it's really it's really not as bad as you think.

Okay, all right, Well good, he liked your favorite. That must feel good.

Yeah, I mean I thought it was. I thought it would really great and we had a fun conversation. But I did feel really bad because we had to cut things short. And I don't want to get into specifics at the moment, but he left probably around midnight, so I did feel bad that he had to leave.

And that doesn't feel like short to me, Like it's midnight. Yeah, if you're not going to stay the night, if you aren't going there, then that seems fun.

Why do you feel bad?

We had talked about spending the night together, but previously.

Promises were made and promises weren't.

Oh no, but that's okay. Things change, Life happens, you know.

Like he had some fruit loops. Maybe he followed his nose all the way home.

Nobody, I got it.

I mean, I like him, and that's why I am reaching out to you guys, like I need your help here.

I mean, he does sound fun, like he's a guy who's ready to try new.

Absolutely, if it's the reason that he to go home and stay to stay the night, and that's why he's not calling you back, he sucks exactly.

I don't like her pizza topics?

Yeah right, what else do you think it could be?

He didn't like stab him raving?

Did you No?

I didn't.

I didn't do that.

Okay, Okay, she take all that question? So seriously? Is okay? But we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Justin for you, and we're gonna try and figure out why he's been avoiding you.

Great, Thank you guys, so much.

Optimistic if we're going to continue with your second date up date right after this hold on second date update. When a man really likes a woman, he will do anything for her.

It's true.

He'll go to Target with her on a football sundaycrifice. He'll snap five hundred photos of her so she can get the perfect instapos.

Absolutely, he will even lie.

About fruit loops tasting good off.

Okay, this is where we're doing.

That's why our listener Holly cannot let this guy justin slip away, because he wasn't just willing to try her weird favorite pizza topping fruit loops, but actually swallow it and say, did.

We can confirmation? He said, young, No, he said it.

It's fine.

That's interesting.

It's a good man right there. Sadly their date ended a little bit early, so she needs our help. Brooke, how are you feeling about this?

I just am still stuck on that pizza thing. I can't get over it. I can't get over the fruit loops. I want to I have like a million try it, Like is it just cheese that you add it to? Or do you buy a cheese with a vegetable and you add it on there.

Like Polly, where's your head at?

Well?

Are we talking about the fruit loop?

It's hard not to It's hard for me to concentrate on anything else.

Yes, it's just on cheese.

It's not a bunch of other topping.

Late Holly, You're right.

We don't need to break down the fruit loops anymore. We really should cont and trade on Justin and getting you back together with him for another date.

Are you hopeful at least?

I'm trying to be.

Okay, that's good.

As hopeful as he was in that first bite.

I'm feeling optimistic. I'm gonna dial his number right now. We'll see if he answers. Here we go, Hey, is this Justin?

Yeah? Who's it?

We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Hey Justin, Good morning.

My name is Jeff okay cool of Brook and Jeffrey. Okay, Jeff, No, I know we're probably interrupting your day.

So what is this about?

Yeah, we're doing a segment. It's called Second Date.

Update, but it could be food reviews because I am really curious to hear how you really feel about one thing.

Yeah, we'll get to that in a second.

But yeah, well, too excited.

We're all excited for that, but we're more excited to talk to you about a girl you went out with named Holly.

Yeah, honestly sounds lovely.

Wait what Yeah, Holly listened, Holly, she listens to our show and told us about the date that you guys had where you went to the pizza place and tried the fruit Loop pizza.

Yeah, back at her place.

Yeah, and now you two haven't really connected since that night.

No, no, I mean, did you tell you that she asked me to spend the night and didn't.

Yeah, Well, I thought you guys.

I thought you guys discussed day in the night. She sounds like you're insulted by that.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not insulting. She asked me like it was like a whole thing early on, like we were leading all up to that. At least that's what I thought, and then like, okay, I.

Don't know, man.

Around midnight, she gets this text or something like that. Her phone goes off and she says like, I'm so sorry, you're gonna hate me.

But I need to leave and you do too, And I'm like what.

She was like, yeah, something came up and she had to take care of it. And I'm like, okay, it's another guy. Okay, so it's a booty call.

And I'm like, why would you think.

It's a booty call?

Honest, he's probably thinking that because she's leaving at midnight.

Yeah, she already has a booty call there.

Maybe it's like he thinks it's like a better guy that called. She's like, oh, actually there is mine? So is it is that where your head was at justin?

And that's not no. Maybe some guys might want to be interested in that, but like.

Not, Mekay, why wouldn't you ask her? Why wouldn't you say can you tell me? Because this is what I'm thinking, this is what is happening.

I'm not going to like suggest to her on the spot that there might be another guy, but like I asked her about it, don't get me wrong, and she was like super cagey about it. Okay.

So my first thought is there's like a drunk roommate downtown that she has to go rescue or there's.

No reason why she should keep that secret if it's something like that.

Okay, when you follow her, when you followed her out afterwards, all the way to wherever she went. You didn't learn anything from that.

It is not a bad idea. That is creepy, friend, So I'm not alone.

Midnight start, We walked down the stairs, We got in our separate cars.

It was awkward.

It was super awkward, and I didn't know what to say, and we parted our ways. At that point, she.

Knew, okay, okay, everyone needs to slow down on this. Because she called us to get a hold of you.

She literally said, I.

Like this guy, but she didn't tell us why. Maybe her main priority guy fell off. So this is like backup in.

A three day period, the guy fell Come on, let's.

Let's ask her because you don't know this, Justin, But she is on the other line right now, waiting to talk to you.

Oh greating, its great, Justin, Hey, how you doing?

She sounds guilty. Did he catch you?

No? Well no, did you actually go hook up with a different dude because a better one called you?

Oh my no, No, that's not what happened. I feel terrible because I left so abruptly, but it was not for another guy. It's an embarrassing reason and it's going to sound ridiculous. But I left for a pair of pants. Okay, I'm being honest.

There's a shop.

Okay, this is embarrassing. There's a shop near me called Planet of the Pants, and they were having an event where everyone lines up around the night to get these dance pants. And my friends and my friends and I had these plans, are like, and I totally forgot about it. I totally forgot about them.

So I don't believe it.

It's too elaborate for it to be.

Pair of pants.

That is, that is way too embarrassing to tell a guy.

Hey, by the way, I got to cancel the hook up because I'm moving my ladies for some dance pants.

She wouldn't insulted. I get it now, because if she says that would be like, you're choosing pants over me.

Just how does it feel that you got ditched for a pair of pants.

Yeah, it's the weirdest thing. I don't like being ditched for a pair of pants, I know.

Like, but like, look, if you're really telling me the truth, like, you've got to promise me that you're telling me the truth, because I would forgive.

You if this is true.

I have the receipt from the night.

Pants, But how does she feel that he's still not believed?

Brook?

You know what it's like in the dating world. You should be skeptical of everything the other person says.

You're dating so much, I'm not this show.

I know that discount pants aside. Let's let's not forget about the fruit loops. You guys bonded over that.

That's all I want, actually want, bro?

Did you like it?

Did you like it?

I actually did. I thought it was a perfect combination of sweet and salty.

Okay, this is the only man for you.

That's it.

Justin her entire relationship lies in your hands right now. If you want to go out with her one more time, we will pay for a date for the two of you.

Did you wear the pants on the date?

Oh?

Yeah, do that?

That'd be funny.

Actually, all right, I'm actually really glad that you guys reached out, because, like I was just going to ignore you.

So let's not end with that note.

But justin officially it's a yes from you then, Yeah, yeah it wasn't. Yeah, Okay, well awesome, We're gonna send you guys out on another.

Date, correat.

I'm so excited.

Thanks guys.

Yeah, great, gloves don't go on sale any time.

No, send the lexus and I that linked to the.

Planet of the Pants. Yes, he's got a huge boost in sales looking Jeffrey in the morning. You know, I think ninety nine percent of the time women are going to choose clothes over men. Oh yeah, just going back to the caveman days when the brute male would beat a saber toothed tiger over the head with the club, and the cave lady is like, oh, I want the skin to make a pimplem blouse slip. You can keep all the meat.

Oh I want the pause for a clutch.

I'm pretty sure that's how it went, I know. Yeah, wow, very sure.

I mean the thing is Justin and Hawley sound like, actually there might be a good match, similar sense of.

Humor, cute.

He was just so jaded from the dating world.

Well, you better be prepared because if there's like a midnight sale at total eclipse of the scarf, you know that she's out.

That is a great name.

I've never seen a scarf only store, but if there ever was one, it should be called that.

To be hard for that.

The sales are real anyway, You can always email the show because we'll give you a cool discount on a second date update.

They're free.

Yeah, that's what we're gonna do for you. Okay, free help for your dating life. If you email the show, we'll call that person who's not calling you back. And go check out our podcast, which is also free wherever you get yours at Brook.

And Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Who doesn't love pizza? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, New York style, Chicago style, even Mexican style pizza from Taco Bell. No, no, they are good. Put it inside me.

Well.

The town of ba Cup in England enjoys a hot slice, so they wanted to open a new pizzeria right there on their main drag. Plans got drawn up, they were sent over to the local city council and they were promptly rejected. Why Why Because adults say the children here are already too fat even joking standards. The last thing on Charming Village needs is another hot food takeaway, tempting on children who already find themselves carrying around more than just their school books.

The adults do realize they're the ones buying the food for the kids.

The kids don't have to eat all of it.

Oh my god, English, but it's there.

They say, we already have an ice cream shop and a dessert store on the road. Pizza place would simply be inviting disaster.

A bank.

Just don't eat it.

I don't have to eat and I'm sorry if English food is not healthier than pizza.

And if you think about it, in US CDs, we have areas like Little Italy and Chinatown. British cities should have Little America where everybody's overweight and they all drive giant trucks and there's three McDonald's in one shopping set.

And one guy's holding a metal chair for no reason down the street.

But no, they said, kids here too fat. No pizza. We need a salad bar slash pilate studio. So whenever somebody wants to do that, come calling.

Oh my kids would be so excited about a salad bar.

We're excited for laser stories and that's coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that came up with the hot new appliance for Christmas twenty twenty five, really selling at a Sam's Club near you, The air Frar hot tub combo.

That sounds dangerous.

Job.

I don't like it.

Fry your snacks while soaking your backs in luxury, I don't think.

Yeah, the toaster bathtub model didn't go well.

He even comes with a large splash resistant fry basket for easy sitting and simmering. All thanks to laser stories Breaking Wreck. Russells browt the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does. It's we've got a laser. Those other fry babies just don't. This first laser story is out of Michigan. A man named Daniel Hudson went into a Dollar General earlier this month and started stuffing hot pockets into his pants.

Nobody got tempering it. Did they celebrate vidually?

Or are is it a whole box he's putting down there dollars?

An employee confronted him and he didn't take that well. He started yelling at everyone and then reached into another pocket and pulled out a gun.

He's got very large pockets.

Maybe the difference between this and a normal robbery is that everyone at the store knew Daniel. He was a regular customer and he worked just down the street.

Daniel did he was hungry for life, So.

The cops turned around and tracked Daniel down in the break room at his workplace, where he was seen eating a plate of hot pockets.

I hope he got a first bite in.

Daniel tried telling the officers that he didn't mean to steal the hot pockets. He just took him because he didn't see a clerk at the general store, so he thought everything was free.

And that explains the gun too, right.

Yeah, the police didn't buy any of that, so they searched him and found a pistol in his backpack and he is now facing theft and gun charges. Oh Daniel. This next laser stories out of Florida, a sheriff's deputies resigned from his job after possibly one of the most embarrassing situations of all time. The guy his name is Tristan Mackhamer, and what we know is that he accidentally rear ended a car that was stopped for a school bus.

Yeah, that's not good.

In his body cam video, you can see the airbags deploy and then he immediately tosses his cell phone onto the passenger seat before frantically picking it back up again.

Oh God, I need that.

Well one question. Tristan did admit he was texting in a group thread with other officers while driving.

Yes.

However, a quick investigation found that was a lie. What it turns out, Tristan was actually using his phone while driving to enjoy some spicy adult videos while driving.

Yeah, like you can't wait until you pull over.

Sometimes it's good. And when the department found that out, Tristan came clean and confessed sometimes he gets really bored driving around all day and wanted something stimulating to watch.

You know, I appreciate that. Of going the random tickets out there, I'm true.

Yeah, you're probably speeding.

Yet deputies found he had also violated three sheriffs office policies, so Tristan went ahead and just resigned. Yeah, probably taking his phone and his videos with him.

At least he's got something to be stimulated with when he's unemployed.

The Brooken Jeffrey Instagram page Tristan highly recommend. If you want to be stimulated, you will not be disappointed.

It's far from spicy.

Don't check it out. That's broken, Jeffrey. This next laser story is out of Food News. Dorito's have been around since the nineteen sixties and they've always been triangular. But some people notice that. The Dorito's UK Instagram account had an image of a square chip. What and it said the shape of things to come?

But those are crackers? Those aren't chips. Does a square Doedo turn it into a cracker?

To find?

Just like what's happening in this room. It caused a whole lot of snackers to start freaking the f out, thinking Dorito's may never be the same again, But not everyone was having an ulcer about it. The official wheat Thins account responded, square looks good on you.

That's another cracker talking.

Reflex to keep it in the family. Know that I get it. We'll see if it's a joke or if they will do something big coming up soon. In other food news, I know, I like. Just in time for the Super Bowl, Cheetos is releasing a new Cheetos Puffs cheese pizza flavor.

It sticks right, that's a tubular chill.

According to Free Delay, it tastes just like a slice from your favorite pizza shop. Highly skeptical that that's actually the case.

But I can't taste the stuff.

I don't know.

I think I just put it on top of my pizza, pizza pizza.

We may need to try some in studio to prove that it actually tastes like a slice of pizza. And finally, Wendy's is sparking a fast food frenzy with rumors swirling about a thin mince frosty collab with the with the Girl Scout today.

Dude, Yes, thin mits frosty so good that's gonna be on forever.

While the details are hush hushed, guesses are flying. Will it be a chocolate mint frosty or a mint chocolate frosty with a vanilla base?

Crazy?

And is it gonna be a chocolate colored or is it going to be green? But thin mits aren't really green? The deep talk ye.

One thing we know for sure, minty goodness seems to be on the near horizon stays all of them February twenty first, so circle your calendars for all those frosty.

Cans out Frosty, They should just do all of them.

This next laser stories out of my favorite state for content once again, Florida out. Some drivers thought they'd pull a fast one on the Sunshine State, but officials put the brakes on them. And I say that because Florida revealed its list of personalized license plates considered too obscene for the road from last year the.

Laser stories, which I appreciate.

Well, here's the list that we can say. One was I am d u I, Oh my god, why would you even want?

Which might be like I.

Am Dewey, or maybe it's like Dan Underhill Ingland no idea.

Yeah.

Next we have fbi fed, followed by poop butt but with zero's for the o's.

Oh it sounds like my kids. Yeah, but we're brill into professor poopy pants right now.

Another one was Wiener with a one instead of an eye. Another submission that got rejected poor a f again with zeros in instead of actual o's.

That's a power you don't want to get into a crash with because you know the insurance.

Finally, naked but spelled n e k I D like naked.

Niked I'm gonna get naked.

And these are only the ones that I could say on the radio. You can't even get some the like super super terrible rejected ones. Other than that, there were so many versions of hawk Tua it was getting ridiculous, but none of those got through. Just know they were rejected because Florida stands for integrity. As for this guy's personalized license plate, he wanted to put hawkshell up on there, but not enough space, too many letters. Still, he wants you to moisten his shell just through. Yeah, you know how it is. That's how means the stories come to an end of the day. We'll do it again, same time on.

Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

You've got a brand new player today. His name is Nate And we asked him, why, Nate, why would you call in to try and play Brook today? And Nate says he has been listening to this show since high school, back when this song used to play. Oh my man, he thought, you know what I could take her?

Nate, I swear to God, if you tell me you're in your thirties, we're.

Hanging right now.

No I'm not.

I'm in my mid twenties. Don't worry about it.

Was a baby on the show, was in diapers, and Jeff wasn't born. Joe was born in the Auks Booth.

I just celebrated my seventeenth year on air just here, So.

That's one hundred and seventeen overall.

Amazing.

Nate do you want to ask me what the company did for me to celebrate my seventeenth year on all give you? I maybe nothing, nobody anything about it?

Yeah, I don't care.

Brooks, hop onto your walker and wheel out of here because we got to get to the game, all right, that time in radio. Okay, it's gonna take a while for her to leave. Nay, you know the game works. He got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass. But you have to beat her out right if you want to win. Are you ready? Let's do it? Okay for your first time, Let's get it done. Your time starts now on this day in nineteen sixty seven. Who won the first ever NFL Super Bowl? Packers or Chiefs Packers? What California attraction uses a slogan America's first amusement park? Oh, the Galapagos Islands are part of what South American Country? One cowhide can produce? How many footballs twenty two hundred or two thousand, two thousand? Lord Farquad is a villain from what animated film?

Sure?

What color are the one dollar bills in a standard monopoly game?

Uh?

Yellow? Okay? Brook's coming back into the studio here hopefully. Okay, there she is. She's coming back in and worst closed the door, and yeah, well they check on the score. Let's talk to Nate a little bit, because on my screener here it says Nate has three jobs. He makes alcohol, dives with sharks, and is a rock climbing instructor. We really got a barker.

The way you do those, which one comes first is important?

Really?

Yeah, you don't want I hope I'm making of the alcohols at the very end of the day.

I mean the alcohol is my Monday to Friday. The other two our weekend jobs. I feel like Nate saw the most interesting man in the world's commercials and he was like, I'm gonna make one life. You might as well pack as much as you can, man your very full life.

I make alcohol too, but it's not legal.

Is that what you were drinking out there while you were winning the play? Okay? Because now it's your turn? Are you ready?

Yeah?

Ready?

Okay, didn't even slur.

Good job.

Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen sixty seven, who won the first ever NFL Super Bowl? Packers or Chiefs Packers? What California attraction uses the slogan America's first amusement park six flags. The Galapagos Islands are part of what South American country.

Ooh, perunal Brazil.

One cowhide can produce? How many footballs twenty to two hundred or two thousand to two hundred? Lord Farquaad is a villain from what animated chim.

Oh?

Come on and didn't even get that. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

So good.

I love that clip.

Nate, you got three correct names.

It's pretty good.

Nate.

It was Britt and then Brook on Lake.

Bro.

Nate, You're gonna have.

To call back. I can't live with that dot doing too many cool things. You can't also beat me.

He called this shot. He said he was gonna come on and take you down, and he did just that. Let's go over the answers. On this day, nineteen sixty seven, the very first NFL Super Bowl was won by the Packers. They beat the Chiefs thirty five to ten. California Attraction used the slogan America's first amusement park would be not very far.

You never hear that anymore?

Yeah you too?

Yeah it was fine.

It is.

They still have a log flum cool.

Galapagos Islands are part of the South American country of Ecuador. One cow hide can produce twenty footballs. Around three thousand cowhides are used each year for NFL footballs.

Lot of cows? Do they feed the steaks to the players? Then afterwards, I guess I.

Was gonna ask, like, where does the beef go?

Yeah, says the cows are dead. Yeah, you could just take the skin. You just skin them, put them back out in the field. They're fine. Lord Farquad is a villain from the animated film Shrek. And you didn't get to this question, Brook, But what color are the one dollar bills in a standard Monopoly game? Red?

Oh, you would have got it wrong.

Yeah, they're white. So Nate, well done. You said you were Brook and you did it. So you're gonna get one hundred dollars plus just for playing. You want a fifty dollars Macy's gift card in celebration of National Use your gift card Day on Saturday, January eighteenth, Use your gift card on something you love at Macy's.

Heck, yeah, awesome, thank you.

You make me feel old. Then you beat me, Nate.

I'll see you next time.

Brook and I can still see Sonny.

Hey, thanks for playing. Come back in soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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