Brooke and JeffreyFULL SHOW: Blind Love Is? REUNION, Insane Plastic Surgery + Not-So-Perfect Proposal (1/16/25)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, January 16th, 2025
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But thank you.
Yes, seriously, Yeah, I cannot believe it. We are number seven on the top comedy podcast.
I can That's exactly where we should be.
Are you serious?
We're believe it or not?
Oh?
I mean, it's just unbelievable, and it really is due to our amazing listeners, for you liking and subscribing, finding us on TikTok, probably finding your way here, and truly a heartfelt thank you for all of your support. If you're an OG of this show, you know how and what we've been through to get here, so we.
Truly truly appreciate you. Yes, yeah, so okay, enough of my sappy stuff. Serious, let's get into the funny stuff. The show starts now.
Good morning, as they say in England, good morning.
Oh I didn't know you spoke to language, just.
The man of the world. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and it's important to say a British good morning to everyone because we have one big fan in England. Just one one that we know of. His name is Matthew, and we know that because he figured out a way to send voice messages into our show.
Hello there, my name is Matthew and I'm from England. A little bit of a funny accident because I'm from Birmingham originally, but I don't live there now, and I just wanted to say, what a fantastic show. I'll listen to you from the minute I'll get into my van for work, and all you do is playing music. It's much better than all the English stations because adverts after adverts or commercials as you probably call them in America. So yeah, the great music and your phone pranks and all that are fantastic.
Goodbye wait like some music.
That is the best part of our show objectively. And it was at this point I thought we actually had a fan, like a regular listener from the UK. But what happened? But now I think maybe Matthew is just some guy in Arkansas who's putting on a fake accent to mess with this. And I'm going to play you the audio for why I think that. Here my New Years resolution.
Listen to you, guys, every single die for the whole year. Yeah, and then well I'll have to listen to you for a second year.
Then next year's resolution drunk.
There's no way anyone in Arkansas could figure out how to say advert It just wouldn't happen.
He's more than drunk. He is knackered, and his accent has gone from Birmingham, England to more Birmingham, Alabama.
But he is on New Year. So don't you dare put Matthew down?
I am well.
Is Matthew really British? Text in seven eight five nine to tell us real britt or full of shrimp? But Matthew, if you are real, and again I'm not sure you are. Thank you for listening, and I'm dedicating today's shack collar the question to you, mate, I say, cheers, Mate, cheers to Matthew and Jake. As much as I want to, I will not make you do a British accent. But let's just going on.
Well, actually, Jeff, I'm going the opposite of British today. I'm talking about great Americans. Hell, is it Benjamin Franklin's birthday?
No?
Is it the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's hat? Absolutely not. Instead, we're celebrating a person who has contributed more to this country than all of our founding fathers and mothers combined. Whoa I'm talking about out the birthday of Big Boom aj from the Costco guys.
Oh my god, these guys right here, the Costco guys.
From Double Chunk chocolate cookies to chicken bags. Most gen Zers know this father and son duo a lot more than they do. Marie Cury, whoever she is.
Okay, she I know, has to do with radiation. Alexis doesn't even know.
Oh my god. They're social media stars. Don't let me explain. Because people love them or people absolutely hate them.
I don't want to.
Count me in for the love and change your attitude to something more positive about them. Jose, Because we're celebrating the Costco guys with a special Costco products, real or fake edition of plenty of twenty Costco, you give me a number one through twenty. I'll name a big bulk item and you have to tell me if it's a real Costco product.
Or one I made up. Oh interesting.
We'll start with the woman who gave her last blind date a big doo. That's Alexis Perk Alexis. That's part of the detail. How about a number one through twenty six? Alexis, Your item is a ten foot tall inflatable pyramid for home meditation. What perfect for finding your inner piece and scaring your neighbors pierumid. Did Costco really sell this or did I make it up?
I mean football instantly like real?
But a pyramid you go inside of, like yeah, for meditation for I don't know, They've probably made every inflatable possible, so we'll say it's real.
Jake Alexis says, the ten foot inflatable pyramid for home meditation is real. That is, they did not actually sell. Alexis is out. We're over to Brook. How about a.
Number let's go number three?
Three?
Brook?
Your Costco product is an eighteen hundred pounds emergency food kit. Did Costco really sell this or did I make this up?
Emergencies?
I believe that Costco makes an emergency kit, but eighteen thousand pounds? Okay, how do you even get that into the cart?
Yeah?
Done with the forklift that you just bought.
Yeah, dude, I'm from Idaho. Of course this is real.
Brooks says, the nearly one ton emergency food kid is real.
It is Yeah, real.
This kid includes a variety of freeze dried and dehydrated foods with extended shelf lives, and it was designed to feed an entire family for one year. I am worried about how they get it home.
Yeah, it's so heavy, Hose. It's year turn. How about a number one through twenty? Let's go twelve?
Number twelve, Jose, your Costco product is a life size chocolate replica of a Golden Retriever? Did Costco really sell this?
And I make it up?
That is so cute adorable?
Why kind of mean to make it out of something dogs can't eat?
Too? Oh yeah, Irony.
Right, I'm overthinking standing up for down. It just sounds way too silly, Jake.
I want it to be real, but I'm gonna say it's not.
Jose said, the life sized chocolate replica of gold retriever is fake. It is, Jose, and Brooker's still in it.
We're over to Jeffrey. Number eighteen. Please eighteen.
Jeffrey, your Costco product is a family sized hammock.
For eight people. Did Costco sell this? And that I make it up? My family was actually close with the Kirkland family. The Costco Kirklands we used to call them the Kirks.
Growing I don't think that that was their last name.
Yeah, it's like, let's go meet up with the Kirks and Barbados for the Labor Day. I remember hearing that a lot, yes, and we were on the Canamaran together. I remember floating this idea to the Kirks and I was like, Oh, we should do a big like family uh swing thing.
Eight people. Wouldn't everyone just roll to the center.
Shut it's real, Jake Jeffrey says, the Big Hammock is real. The Big Hammock they never went through with. But if it was.
Real, had come with reinforced ropes and a waiver pro Oh little midswing chaos. Okay, Jose and Brook are our finalists.
Let's go to Brook. I need a number.
Let's go one.
Brook.
Your product is a box of mystery leftovers from the store. It's sealed and frozen. What's inside nobody knows. What could be a lasagna.
Or a whole turkey. Oh, it has is cooking instructions. Just sounds like Brooks normal lunch that she brings.
To sounds so good to me. I mean it makes sense. Give me Mystery to go is real.
I like it, Brook said, the box of Mystery Leftovers is real.
It is.
Yeah, you may just get hired by Costco.
Just even suggest right now if it brings me close to Big Boom AJ and Big Justice, I'd love to. But that means Jose has one today's edition of plenty of twenty around.
You guys have such a different alt rhythm.
Yeah, I'm gonna show you off. I'm good Jose. Since you won, you get to choose. You get shocked while singing we bring the boom by Big Boom AJ and Big Justice. Who's a going to be and she's not going to watch the ten second floe?
Okay, we bring the boom. That's what we do.
We bring the boom to you.
I wish they did that Dubes off air for that. That's Colic question of the day. We got your phone to have coming up in just a few.
Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Whenever you see a couple of post engagement photos on social media, typical thoughts that you have are, Wow, they look so happy. What a good spot for a proposal. That ring doesn't look very big though, cheap squeaz.
Stop zooming in one of our.
Listeners, says, whenever he looks at his own engagement picks, he immediately thinks lies because there's a secret story behind their perfect engagement picks, and his wife won't let him tell anyone, not their friends or family, the truth of what happened on that day. So he wants to finally share the true story of their wedding engagement in a brand new mass speaker coming up right after this.
You hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.
Mouse Speak Texas seven eight five nine two says, whenever somebody asks my name, I always hesitate because I don't know if I should say Dave or David, and the pause makes me sound like an idiot who doesn't know his own name, which I suppose I am.
What do you prefer to go by?
Yeah, let's be honest. Names don't really matter because Brook's gonna forget you in the first ten seconds after you say it. Anyway, I wish it wasn't true.
I'm sorry.
It's truly not important, especially on this segment where you choose your own fake name to hide your identity. And we have a guy who's chosen Benny as his alias. So Benny welcome to the show.
Hey, thanks for taking my call.
I feel like you chose a name because you like a likable.
Name, you know, I hope. So I nobody, Uh, they don't know who I am, right, No, I just want to make sure my wife is kind of known in the community. So I just need to be careful.
Oh.
Interesting that someone's married to the PTA for.
What's going on?
All right?
So I got engaged a couple of years ago.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
I never want to lead with that these days, well, he said wife, So I.
Know, Yeah, I got engaged to my current wife.
Congratulations.
Yea.
But during the proposal, the photos that you see on like our social media, those aren't of the your proposal. Oh why, So I'm not that great at like planning stuff.
Okay, Well you're a man, so you have an excuse. Exactly.
It's a couple of you that are good at it.
No, I overplanned. I'm the only one that's good at it, and the girls never like what I have planned. That's the different problem.
Anyway.
We're all bad in our own special ways. We all suck no matter what.
So I went online, I did some research, and I got some good ideas, and I went all.
Out for Oh wow, ok what did you do?
Well? I did.
I got this idea of like walking down memory laying them.
Oh okay, that's already great.
Yeah.
I took her to our very first date.
Oh yeah, which you better have told her to get her nails done before dinner.
That.
Yeah, Well, she's always put together, so I didn't have to worry about that.
Okay, but it was nice.
I mean it was the exact same spot on the sidewalk where we had our first kiss.
Wow.
The fact that you remember it is also remember. Yeah, so did you hit all the bases where you guys went through the first time?
Over there, the sidewalks.
Back all good times.
Funny that you do bring up the park because we did go into the park.
Wa.
So you've done all this and you haven't proposed yet.
Well, I mean I'm getting there. And I and I was sort of building along the way, you know, about all the things that we had done in our past. And probably the coolest thing that we did was we went to the rescue and we rescue a dog, and so I said, let me get the dog, and I attached a ring box to his collar and he ran right.
Oh, she's crying the dog happy bells for her. You have pictures of that moment.
I actually have a few from my phone, but you know, I didn't have like a photographer there.
Oh yeah.
It was like a special moment that I thought she and I would be sharing, you know, along with our dog, but we were sharing it together.
Oh that's sweet, that's awesome.
Yeah.
Well, I felt amazing and it was probably one of the coolest things in my life. And I said, you know where we should call your parents, you know, and tell them the news.
We're engaged. Now, that's what everybody does. Let's call everybody. O.
My god, and it's so fun to go through those facetied we just flashed the ring.
Ah, it's okay.
Yeah, but here's the problem. She said no.
What so she said no to the proposal or no to calling people.
Here's the thing.
She wanted her family involved in the proposal.
She wasn't happy with a proposal.
She wanted a big, fancy dinner and her family and friends there, like.
An engagement party.
I'm sorry you did all of this, and she dropped the news that she didn't like it literally in the moments.
It was right after it happened.
Yes, I was like, wait, what are you kidding me?
Oh?
So tacky, But we didn't.
We didn't talk for four days.
I wouldn't either, emotional roller coaster.
After four days, well, I mean it took a lot of convincing. But a couple of weeks later I proposed a second time. I got a nice reservation at the steakhouse and what she wanted, Yeah, and her family was there to see it. And when I asked her the second time, though, she puts on this performance like she was crying, and I didn't even know if she cried like that.
It was Oh wow, she.
Was really happy the second time.
Have you guys been married a couple of years now.
And no one knows that that was the second proposal?
No, And see, here's the thing. So she had this photographer there, so we got pictures on Facebook, Instagram. She's got this corny shot if we're looking off state, surprised. And then she's got that hanging up in the living room.
Wow. Everybody in that photo involved thinks they were honored that day being there, but they weren't. And when people ask you about the like, oh, tell us about how you proposed, you can't tell the story of the first time you have to tell the second one.
The one that you actually put against zero credit for being a romantic.
Oh you know, people were like, wow, really just a steakhouse?
Dude?
Are you over that or are you still upset?
I gotta tell you it kind of hurts a little bit. No, that's not really what happened.
Well, it's okay. When she has your first baby, you can be like, Okay, that was good, but let's try it again. My family's in front, and really sell it this time. I'm already cut.
So funny.
I was just hoping they put marriage counsel in on their wedding registry.
If you want, you can send the photos from your first proposal over to us and Brooke will hang them in her cubicle.
Okay, well I will celebrate your first love.
Yeah.
Yeah, the second one. I don't want any copies of that one.
We're going to hang them all over the studio. Actually in text thing seven eighty five nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.
Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
One of our favorite things to do when prank calling someone at their work if they're in a medium sized building with like lots of employees, there is basically to say hey, I'm the new guy.
Yeah, and then classic make.
It awkward as quickly as possible because they have to be nice to the new guy, right, Yeah, they can't yell at them in the first three minutes. No, okay, well this guy can't. But I didn't want to provoke him. I just had to tell him something really really important in your phone tapping right now.
Hello, This is Dennis.
Hey Dennis, my name is Gareth. I work over in the marketing side of things. I just got hired here.
Oh oh okay, awesome, Yeah, welcome to the company. Right, this is this is great?
Hey, thanks?
Yeah. Have you had a good first day?
So far?
So good? Okay.
It's kind of funny that our name's rhyme, you know, Dennis and Gareth.
Yeah, kind of I don't really think that, Ryan, but yeah, you know what, well, yeah, it's full Yeah cool.
So I know that you and I haven't officially met yet, but when I sat down with HR, I put you down as my emergency contact.
I'm sorry, what, Yeah, you did what.
You're my emergency contact? Now, I hope that's okay. Since we're like basically named twins.
You put my name down for emergencies? Right? Why would you do that? We don't know each other. This is the first time we've ever spoken. Why would you put me down as your emergency? Wow?
You're your tone is so different now because when we first started talking, you're really friendly and now well.
Gareth Yeast. I apologize if I sounded hostile. I was not trying to be right. I just I'm concerned because this is serious and you put me someone you don't know. Yeah, we've never met.
Yeah, no, I see what you're saying.
But met.
But when I was in HR, I asked them. I said, hey, just between you and me, who's the person the coolest car here?
What day?
Said you? So I was like, I'm sold, I'm just gonna put your name down an extension.
What are you talking about? Coolest car? I drive a Taurus.
You don't have to brag to me.
I know.
No, that's not a cool car. Look, that's not how you pick someone for emergency.
Okay, yeah, I mean the car stuff I guess doesn't really matter. But as of right, now you're my emergency contact, and because of that, you should know that I've been diagnosed with RFS. What restless fork syndrome restless sport like restless fork syndrome. It only happens during the holidays, but it's where even when I'm completely full, I can't stop eating, Okay, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, like my fork can't be controlled condition like over the holidays, I might need to call you and you just have to pull me away from like the dessert table, if you know.
And so that's not what an emergency contact is for. And that's not what I'm doing because I'll be off work, so you shouldn't be contacting me.
It sounds to me like you're pretty cluss on understanding what an emergency contact is.
I am understanding. You're not understanding me.
No, you're not understanding. You're my contact if there's an emergency.
I shouldn't be your contact. I should not be your contact.
I know you better than I know anybody else in the company.
Do you do you do? Have you talked to anyone else? You talk to HR? Why do you put the HR person? That's how ridiculous. Did you meet a cat on the way put that on there.
The HR meeting was a zoom call and their screen was black, so I have never really seen that. Oh my god, I feel a lot closer to you.
You are in a horrible situation, like you might die. You want someone that really knows what you would want to be able to give you the care you need the care.
Wait it, hold on, are you asking me out?
Do I not ask who you want to date?
What is wrong with you? Okay? You know what. Listen, emergency contact should stay professional. I am not hitting on you, No, I get it, but I do know only someone who really cares about me would yell at me like this. So I appreciate that I'm.
Yelling at you because you're being an idiot.
I like your passion, but there's more that you should know, Like today has been a really bad day for my socks, Lexia Gareth.
I've been polite to you. I've been nice to you. I've entertained this.
I don't know if it's an official medical condition with the songs.
But I have actual diagnosis.
But it is a real problem where I try to match my socks and I just can't do it.
I'm done with this, all right. I'm calling ank r because I am sick of this, and you and I are. We're going to be in some big meeting about this.
Okay, so you want to come and meet me down at the radio station and say hi. Oh no, the radio station is where we can meet, because that's the real place that I work, where I do prank phone calls, you know, like this one.
Shut up.
I can't really no, because my name is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
No way, are you serious?
Yeah, your friend Eric sets you up. He says that you share his middle school sense of humor, and he thought this would make you laugh.
Oh god, I believed you that you only put.
Me down to I mean, I have socks, Lexia, So can you blame me? I get mixed up sometimes. Your friend Eric says, that's a thing. Oh, Eric and Dennis, those names Ryan, We're all named twins.
That was ridiculous.
Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Have you guys noticed how excited Brook gets whenever Alexis shares details about her dating life. Her eyes, her voice goes high, her Glasses fog up, and Brooks like, oh my, and then what did the part time long haul truckers see? Don't spare in details. It is only part time. Yeah, you couldn't even make it full time. It's not Brook's fault, okay, It's just once you've been married for ten plus years, you have no choice but to live vicariously through other people's Steve love lives.
It's even weird to hear that I've been married for that long. Yeah, being married, but.
You know, I know you said it to ten years of marriage. Enough, all the sound effects like I'm going to end that. Actually good news for brook Luckily, we've got two hopeful singles ready to meet for the first time on our show. Brooks Glasses are already on pre fog and anticipation.
Many long haul truckers are on the line.
We're going to find out brand new blind Love is coming up right after this. They say love can't be forced.
Yeah, it's true, but I.
Don't want to get into Jose's recent court case. It's Brook and Jeffy in the morning. The thing is, if you can't and that would insinuated any If you can't force love, at least maybe you can gently nudge it in the right direction.
Sure they need guidance.
Yeah, that's what we attempt to do with this segment. Blind Love is two single listeners who've emailed us for other things. Sometimes they wanted a second date update that didn't quite work out, or maybe it was a battle of the Tinder dates they didn't get to do. They are willing to meet each other for the very first time, right here on our show, without ever seeing or knowing anything about one another.
We're guiding chemistry and like seeing if they have it naturally.
The last time we did this, they were so cute together.
Do you guys remember I don't know if we've gotten an update from them, but they were darling.
We keep reaching out to them, but they keep hitting ignore, so I don't know a good sign, but we are. We're trying to see if sparks fly while we listen in And today we have two new people who are open to meeting a total stranger on the radio. Their names are Lori and Troy, and again, they have never spoken before this This will be their very first interaction with one another, and we've encouraged them to try and ask each other fun questions, just so that we're not bored.
Yeah, well yeah, I mean people are gonna tune out.
What's your favorite vegetable?
Hopefully we didn't ruin it for them. But let's put them together and find out if truly blind love. Let's punch them up.
Here.
Laurie, are you there?
Hi?
I'm here okay, And Troy are you there?
Hell?
Okay, we're stepping away now and we're gonna let you two talk. So why don't you introduce yourselves?
Go ahead?
Well, ladies first, please?
Oh my gosh, no, you first?
Okay, all right, this is really weird. Okay, I'm I'm Troy. I made a copywriter.
Well, my name is Laurie, and I'd like you to remain vigilant to hear more about me.
Interesting.
What is the weirdest compliment you've ever gotten?
Okay, it's one time I went to this faquit thing for an old child of mine and this woman came up to me and she said that at the time I had a really nice bear. I'm clean shaven at the moment, but she told me that my beard looked like I could be like a cult leader if I wanted to. And I don't know if that's a good.
Thing or not.
So why would you save it?
You? I think too much power, you know.
Okay, Laurie's looking for a cult to join.
Okay, all right, let me get one for you. What was the most embarrassing date that you've ever gone on?
Okay, I don't know that one's easy. So a few years ago, I want to ask this, like fancy restaurant with this guy, and midway through, my grandmother shows up and she was on her own dates.
Oh I know.
I know, And it was so weird because she made this huge scene and she's like laughing at we're both like single ladies, and she whispers in my air about like what name she thinks would be like the perfect grandchildren names.
See out, Grandma.
I take it down and not please exactly tell you. So this one time I decided I'd do this kind of impulsive, grand romantic gesture and saw some really nice flowers pop the fence and my pants got caught. I got a big hole right in the back. I had to wear scarf the rest of the night.
You had a scarf, But what about down below?
Yeah, no, that's where I had to put the scarf.
Oh my god.
But I do like that you enjoy grand gestures.
I'm a total sap. I'm a romantic at heart for sure.
All right, so we might work out after him.
We have time for one last question, Laurie. Do you have an.
What's your favorite memory of childhood?
Okay, that's that is a really good one. I do have a good memory for this one. I remember were growing up that my family we go to this like old cabin, like this campground that had a bunch of cabins in the woods. There's this big, like messhole cafeteria and it was like perfect family reunion, soded a bunch of cabins.
I'm just sorry for interrupting you, but I that's such a similar experience. So I'm just over here like that's crazy.
Oh so like you had a big family too, then, oh my.
God, every really big family and we do the exact same things.
So weird.
Oh no, it's fun though. I remember I would like sit there on my grandpa Richard's laugh, you know, just eat some ham samily.
I had a grandpa Richard too. That's so weird.
Oh no, no way, he was married to.
My grandma Eileen.
She was just awesome.
Oh that's a that's a pretty weird coincidence. Yes, Grandpa Richard also married and Eileen.
Wait wait that's what. That's not a coincidence. Then what has happened?
I don't know.
So this wasn't all in like Central Oregon? Was it?
Oh my god?
What? Wait?
What?
Look your family's last name.
Okay, let's cut the romantic music as quickly as possible. Oh god, okay, just hold on. Wow is everyone thinking the same thing?
She was just hitting on her cousin.
Yeah, don't sound so excited when you say it.
Really Wait?
Wait are you little Lori Parker?
Oh god, I'm not little anymore.
Oh my gosh, grown up, got a wasted time.
I'm scarred. Well, I would thought you would want to continue with this more than anything. It means I have chemistry. Yeah, there definitely was a clear connection happening. I didn't know it was a family connection. Okay, yeah, So.
Leave it up to a male cousin to not know who is relatives?
Right?
All right, Well, we got to at least ask the audience to tection to seven eighty five, nine to two if they felt a spark going.
Now, you know, I'm glad the spark wasn't that strong.
I feel like they got along great like cousins do.
Yet no exactly. We met each other decades ago. We've known each other, that's why we have the connection.
Toy is really regretting that giggle and saying.
Yeah, you know what.
I feel like he should be way more embarrassed than me because I was younger.
So, yeah, Troy, what are you doing?
I am literally texting like a whole cousin chat right now.
I would not wanted my other cousins in on this.
Yeah I didn't know.
Okay, you should be married.
You're so old.
All right.
We're gonna let Laurie and Troy go and work out their issues separately. We're gonna get two new people and try this again. We'll make sure that they have the different last names this time. When your last names.
You know, it's an easy check.
We're gonna do it with a brand new edition of Blind Love Is non cousins coming up right after this. We are back for part two of Blind Love Is. We have ditched our previous two callers for two brand new ones.
You're not gonna get worse, Jeff.
It's a good point. I feel like we need to put out a big disclaimer if you believe there's any chance you might be related to the other person on the line, please make that obvious to us.
I was thinking maybe we should get this segment sponsored by ancestry dot com just to do a deep dive before everyone.
Maybe should look into it. The sales team needs to get on that. But like I said, we have two new people with us right now. Their names are Aaron and Jeremy. And again these are listeners and Jared, and I'm like, hopefully they are not family members, but also they are people who've tried to do second date updates with us that we couldn't complete for them for whatever reason. So we asked if instead they'd be open to meeting someone new here on our show without knowing anything about the other person. They've never seen each other, they don't know anything about one another. That's why this is truly blind. Love is and let's not forget there's like a lot of people listening. That is true, honest, there's like.
I meant so brave to do this. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to get at.
The risk is high. So Aaron and Jeremy, are you both there?
Here are two people on the phone.
They are Okay, Aaron, just real quick, do you have any cousins or family members named Jeremy that you know?
We don't do jays in my bloodline.
Maybe if the connection is good with Jeremy, you'll make an exception for him. But we're just going to back away. We are going to stay quiet and let you two talk for the first time to find out if blind Love truly is Jeremy. Go ahead, say hi, I introduce yourself.
Hello.
How's it going Jeremy.
Hi, Jeremy, I'm Aaron. Hi.
Hi, Nice to meet you, Jeremy.
With the j Yeah, Jeremy with the jay.
Nice meeting you too.
Okay, So to ask your question, okay, yes, of course. So in the last year, what's been a triumph or x success that you're really really proud of.
Oh?
Well, I know this might sound kind of weird, but I finally got over my ex.
It took a bid.
Yeah something, did you say, got over or got with?
I'm sorry what with got over?
Got over my? Oh?
Okay, I don't think he meant physically.
We dated for a couple of years, but she's in a rear view with some other guys.
Yeah, it's over over.
I moved on.
Okay, all right, moving on? Its good.
Let's well what about you.
What's the success that you've had?
Okay, you know, I'm really proud. Like I started taking cooking sessions six months ago. I've always wanted to be better, and now like I can't make a brownie.
So cool.
It's funny.
I actually took a cooking class to a few years ago with somebody who I'm not going to mention, but it was really it was one and romantic and positive memories.
It was great music memories.
Well, you know it's positive because I do now know what not to do if we ever do hang out those men.
Oh no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine again, like I said, it's in a review. Let's just not do any jogging locally.
You don't like jogging.
I'm about to go for a fight right now. No, it's great.
It's just that certain person that is currently doing that. I've seen the photos on social media.
With the new person.
Wait wait, so like.
Social media?
I thought you guys you moved on. Oh yeah, I totally have.
It's just you know, a warning that we probably shouldn't do that.
Can you just tell me what you're looking for? When you're at her social media like you've moved on, Like.
Oh, I mean, listen, you keep saying her. But she has a name, it's Vonn, and she's a good person.
Okay, you know what. Yeah, I think let's let's cut the mark. I don't know if this is going worse or the first call with the cousins the cousins got along. Maybe I'm reading it wrong. I don't know, I think so Brook, what's your take on this lovely couple?
O Jeremy. I know you say you're over Yvonne, but I don't know that you are.
Why.
Okay, well, yeah again, she does deserve it shouldn't matter.
She brought it up.
She was talking about cooking classes.
It triggered Aaron.
It wasn't very nice of you to ask him questions about Aaron.
How did you feel?
I'm kind of out of lust for words, like it's ridiculous for me that he says he's over his eggs and he sends that all the time, talking about it.
And her new man though, So there's no chance.
That they're getting back together.
Her her name is Yvonne.
I know we're just trying not to mention.
Look, just get it just forget it.
Well, no, look, I'm still going to give you guys the opportunity to meet up in real life without having ever seen each other first. There's still some mystery there, because remember this is blind love is Yeah.
Yeah, it's not death love is.
I heard what he said.
He we have not It sounds like you're not that excited about it, Aaron.
Not at all.
He can keep following her on social media.
We should totally rip off that segment and do it.
On our ship doesn't work.
Radio, I think we should try it and see how media. We'll try it.
I need to find somebody who's ready for a relationship, and he is clearly not.
I'm ready for a relationship. I was with you for a long time.
She won't take me back now, so I'm.
Ready desperate for a one almost. So maybe Jeremy, you do a little bit more work and we'll have you back again for another edition of Blind Love Is Yeah. Last time, look within your family.
I was thinking, we just need to find him a woman named Vonn and then and then.
I agree, this.
Is very very healthy for you, Jeremy. Okay, we got your back, brox Us.
I'm going to go join a jogging club.
He's going back to find her. Yeah, that was Blind Love is make Sure Text in seventy five nine too. If you want to meet somebody.
On this very successful segment, Yes, you.
Could be one of our success stories for the next edition of Blind Love.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
One woman's going viral after asking the Internet, what should I do with this internal body part I just had surgically removed? Oh my god, Wow, whatever she did, it's getting millions of views. Plus a wild new conspiracy theory has people asking is one of America's greatest landmarks about to go away forever? If it's on TikTok you know it's legit.
Canyon.
We're all gonna find out coming up when we do a brand new TikTok click shot. That happens right now. Congress is listening to our show right now, laughing.
Wait, we got Congress to laugh. I didn't think those people laughing.
No, they're not laughing at the content. They just know that this could be the last ever edition of Woo TikTok Click Shot.
Come on, Supreme Court US.
Book.
Yeah, if it's banned, you're gonna have to install Chinese spyware onto your phone yourself. Oh dark, where do you even go to download that? I certainly don't know. It's just not.
Convenience tickets to China.
It's TikTok click shock, where we serve up the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to your first TikTok click shock from a woman in Kansas City named Emily Games, who is willing to do just about anything to achieve her dream body, including cosmetic surgery Emily, and.
Also such thing as a dream body. There's just dream confidence, Emily.
While others might do a Brazilian butt lift or some liposection, Emily went a little bit more extreme and chose to spend seventeen grand to have some of her rib bones surgically removed.
Oh god, what.
Doctor would do this?
Just to know your rib protect your vital organs. That's why there.
Because someone has an idea and has the money does not mean you have to do it doctors.
Okay, but can we talk about how hot she looks right now? Because yeah, and while that I know sounds a little weird, maybe even weirder is what she wants to do with her spare ribs.
Now, I'm guessing it's very normal. Jeff Right, Let's listen.
I got them removed for cosmetic purposes. These are my rib bones, or six of them. There's been so tiny and strong. Let me keep them on, having someone make a crown and like incorporate my bone pieces.
And so if you miss.
That, that suggested that reads really stable to me, TikTok might be gone forever.
I'm hearing all the jealousy in the room, and it's not cute because if you missed it, that woman had six of her ribs removed and now launch them shaped and turned into a crown that she can wear about town like a Mad Max sort of situation.
Why do I feel like that part is more normal than the actual rib removed.
In the comments, a lot of people have made jokes or other rude, snide comments like we've heard in here about Emily's strange decision. A few have suggested that she boiled the ribs into a tasty broth.
Yeah, but she.
Is ignoring the haters and the suggestions for cannibalism, saying it's my body and I am free to do what I want with it.
I like how that part's going overboard.
Yeah, really that was a TikTok.
Wonder they're going to shut this out, ye.
Onto your next TikTok shot. Is a weird trend that's been picking up steam where you remove your ribs. It's a weird trend that all started to run. One woman posted a random video while she was on a plane leaving San Francisco, and the video it's just like a view out her plane window while they're flying and the music is playing, but there was text on the screen that said the pilot just told the whole plane to look out the window immediately, and then it has them focus on the Golden gate Bridge, the bridge that yeah, yeah, and the pilot said, take one last glimpse of it. Wait what now? He probably, man, this is your last shot to see it on the way out of town. But conspiracy theorists online see it a different way. Of course.
Here it is not to be an alarmist, but is something going over the Golden gate Bridge?
I feel like something's gonna happen with the Golden gate Bridge.
I've just gotten three messages about the Golden gate Bridge.
What's going on?
Is something about to happen or happening?
I saw three videos of people on an airplane where the pilot hold them to look out the window at the Golden gate Bridge.
It might be your last chance.
There were so many comments like this one.
I was just saying that the plane was flying away from go to gate Bridge.
It was the last time we see it.
Uh huh, what's the last time? Because you're flying away.
It's an innocent phrase from a pilot saying, take a look at the Golden gate Bridge before we leave, And that's been twisted into a giant conspiracy that the Golden gate Bridge is going away permanently.
China is really using this app to spy on us, and then is like they're so dumb they're going to do themselves.
Did many people are freaking out about it. One guy said, I drive this bridge every day. I'm scared. Please don't get rid of it. So there you go. Is it a simple misunderstanding or is something nefarious a foot in Frisco Bay?
Oh?
I mean there is a lot of fog. Wasn't that the issue last week?
David Blaine's next big magic trick make the bridge?
That would actually be cool.
I watched Different Color. Yeah, that was a chocolate Let's go to your final TikTok click shot from a guy named Nick Metzler. And before we get to what he says, Brook Jose, I need you to do a quick game of rock paper scissors. Okay, real quick, go paper scissors.
Shoot?
You always shoot?
Well, yeah, because through paper way too early, and then.
Brook paper scissors shoot anyway.
It is interesting to see what you guys through because Nick says he can tell you a trick for how to win. One tip that works forty percent of the time all the time.
Is that's not great odds?
Well, it's better odds than thirty three point.
Three better chance of winning.
Yes, let's hear the trick and we'll see what you think. Rock paper scissors. You predict what they're gonna throw.
When people say things allowed, they're much more predisposed to want to do the first thing that they heard or the last thing that they heard. When they say rock paper scissors, they're much more likely to do a scissors or a rock. Your first move should probably be a rock. That way you can tie or you can win. Most people never open with paper. I usually do rock. If I win, I will switch tie, I will remain the same lose. If somebody does paper, Well, then give him a win. Who starts with paper?
Okay, Jose just started with paper. He started too early, but he started with paper.
Now.
The interesting thing is what the comments said. One guy named turd Dick Ferguson said, I went to a high school rock paper scissors tournament and I observed the dumbest people pick rock first.
But the guy just said to pick first.
I don't know the trick honestly, but a lot of people say they're going to change their row shamba strategy if they ever actually need to use it as an adult.
Yeah, it is how I said arguments in life. Well really yeah?
Is that how you get raiss to Yeah.
With the b.
Either way, however you use it, use this great knowledge responsibly, please. Those were your TikTok shirts.
Stories for the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
We've got Brie, a returning player on the phone right now. You might better remember her as Quill's girlfriend. Oh yeah, because Quill is a regular on this segment many many times. Maybe you don't know. It doesn't really matter. The only important thing is those two are going to be going on their very first cruise together coming up in March. Brie. Where are you guys going.
We're going to Island and Imata, Mexico.
I'm literally wearing my Catalina Island sweatshirt right now. You're gonna need Tobaia sweatshirt when you go because it's a lot colder than you realize when you get on the holiday.
Okay, well that's positive news for her. She plans her cruise.
Dase, Jeff, tip is all I'm saying.
It's not hot at all. Actually it's the opposite. It's a cold tip.
Oh okay, well, yeah, a little breezy tip for you there. That's really exciting.
Thank you.
And I see it, says both of them purchased the all inclusive drinking passes.
What's the point of a cruse if you're not drunk? I sound drunk when I said.
Yeah, okay, all right, we're getting a little bit of a contact tie already, Breeze. So we're gonna send Broke out of the studio. Let's get to the game. You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass. But you have to beat Broke out right if you want to win. Are you ready? I'm ready, good luck, Your time starts now. Frank Jay Zamboni was born on this day in nineteen oh one. He's credited with inventing What in which decade? Was the first Indiana Jones movie released? What movie Studio has a roaring lion for a mascot? The famous twenty four hour Lemon race happens by boat biker car? Well, what does the P and PENA stand for? Answers accepted, Well, Don Breebrook is gonna come back into the studio here, and we normally would take this time to get to know our listeners a little bit better, but we know Brie has already played about twice before her boyfriend Quill, like twenty times. Yeah, Bri, I'm wondering, is Quill jealous of you being able to talk to us right now?
Oh?
He is over on the couch looking at me.
It was a big dread. Wait what up?
He wasn't even helping you during the like you didn't put us on speaker and.
I was ruy worst round I think yet you say had to Quill.
We have a secret handshake. Go give him a big raspberry on his belly from me. Okay, that was Jose. He's gonna love it?
Okay, bedroom?
Oh okay, well video Rasberry's and.
Well yeah, no, wonder you need that all inclusive Drinke factor.
People are like, what are they giggling in their room so much? Don't let us shame you?
You do you so? Now?
Brook, it's your turn? Are you ready?
Yeah?
I'm ready.
Your time starts now. Frank J. Zamboni was born on this day in nineteen oh one. He is credited with inventing.
What the Zamboni Machine in.
Which decade was the first Indiana Jones movie release?
Eighties?
What movie studio has a roaring lion for a mascot?
MGM?
The famous twenty four hour Lemon race happens by boat, bike or car?
Lemon is car?
What does the P in peta stand for?
Uh?
People in a submarine? What device allows you to look above the water line?
Oh, it's a scope. It's a telescope.
Okay, the answers are in. It's time to go over to the scoreboard to see how you both did.
With Jose he was literally brief thing down my neck. My skin crawled.
We love you, we love quill. You got zero? You want to talk about it? Okay? It sounding Oh?
Brook you got five yiperee. I'm not in that.
She's not.
We're not going to tell Quil about this. This will this is gonna be our set.
Will take up the phone, act excited while he's on the couch, and maybe he won't know the.
Different but in the happy about this, Oh he's happy. Okay, good. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Frank J. Zamboni was born on this day in nineteen oh one. He's credited with inventing pledge wipes no the Lemons centored one, specifically, along with the Zamboni that cleans and smooths the ice on skating range.
She did.
That's a great name.
Zamboni is. The decade the first Indiana Jones movie was released was the nineteen eighties. The movie studio with a roaring lion for a mascot would be MGM. The famous twenty four hour Lamon race happens by car. The P in peda stands for people, people for the ethical treatment of animals, And in a submarine, if you want to look above the water line, you would look through the periscope. Paris good. I love that question, so Brie, it was obviously not enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing, we are going to give you a fifty dollars Macy's gift card in celebration of National Use your Gift Card Day on Saturday, January eighteenth. Use your gift card on something you love at Macy's.
All right, thank you?
Yeah yeah, you can't get worse.
Little inspiring words for you before you head off into tropical paradise. YEA, have fun?
Yeah, well all right yeah.
Bring a sweatshirt, a pail.
Yeah, bring us. What we're gonna do when Brookes Bucks, same time tomorrow
Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
