One of our listeners took our advice and tried out Vegetable Puns to try and secure a date with a woman WAY out of his league! The results? A mixed bag of veggies.

One of our listeners took our advice and tried out Vegetable Puns to try and secure a date with a woman WAY out of his league! The results? A mixed bag of veggies.

Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter…but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors. 

Brooke &amp; Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter&hellip;but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.&nbsp;

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Can Veggie Puns Get You A Date?

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FULL SHOW: Strawberry Blowout Date, Parking Karen Loser Line + Missed Connections (5/11/26)

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Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke&hellip; Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!

Win Brooke's Bucks (5/11/26)

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We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

Missed Connections (5/11/26)

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Can Veggie Puns Get You A Date?

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