Brooke and JeffreyTinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most pathetic tinder dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!
Two hopeless daters one day app then dares you swipe right.
The question is whose love life is more tragic. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
It's the dating game show that spices up his naughty text by asking his mother what he should write.
Oh no, that'll love the.
Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head to head to find out whose dating life is the most tragic. Explaining the rules in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, he likes his makeout sessions to be as dry as a desert tuck. That's how he got the nickname Tumbleweed Real, the.
Terrible Tinder Date Caircler. He's coming in confidence. I know I feel dusty just even talking to him.
And in the other corner, he embraced the dark side and is always down to Netflix and Clone and that's why the.
Ladies call him storm Trooper Cooper.
All right, all right, our contestants already, and here's how the game works. One will start by telling one of their worst date stories. The other will try and counter with the nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go back and forth for three rounds until we declare a winner, starting it off with tumbleweed read Let's do It.
So I met a girl on Tinder and she is really into working now, she tells me, and I am too. So we go to the gym. Far date, very cool until she tells me that I need to yell at her in a foreign accent. She needs me to stream motivation in German.
German specifically, I.
Mean it is angry sounding no matter what you say.
Totally you get like five more reps in if someone telling at you that way and.
He keeps going. Were to do it for?
I tried, but after she kept telling me to get louder and louder, I just couldn't handle the embarrassment. In the middle of the gym, She's like.
Stormtrooper, Cooper, can you count her?
Yeah? Man, this girl I was out with she invited me to come through her house party after the date, right, Okay. So we get there and everyone starts congratulating her, and I'm asking, what are they congratulating you about?
Exactly?
She said, it's her divorce party and dining the papers right there.
Oh my god, but you know it's official, right, there's no great area exactly.
She wants to make it an official before me. You know, do the freakydiggy. Oh so you did? Wait what? I didn't feel good about it, but I did.
It's not official until you see it that way. That woman celebrate. How are okay? Oh god, read we're back to you.
No, No, that sounds like a great date to me. My date, on the other hand, he was incredibly honest with me when we met up. She told me she's got another situationship going on. Okay, that's good. Yeah here, I'm cool with that. I'm thinking I'm gonna win out in the end. Yeah. So we hang out a few more weeks, and then she admits that the other person is chat GPT.
Excuse me, I almost thought you said Chad.
What is she talking about.
She's telling me that they talk every night. They have so much in common.
Yeah, oh god.
In the end, she has me write her a poem. Chat GPT writes a better one. She breaks up with me.
Oh god, Ai is taking over everything. Cooper, you got your work cut out for your here.
Oh man. I was with Ther's girl and we stopped in this furniture store and she asked me to pretend like we were like newlyweds, so.
That she can get this like wedding registry discount or whatever.
So I went along with it, okay, But what she didn't tell me is that she was then going to frame me for cheating on her.
And she pretended that she just found out right there.
In that moment. Discount or something. I don't know about that, but she definitely got a sympathy discount because she was in tears that she was putting on a great show.
Oh oh, oh my god.
At the furniture store, people are like, oh, I feel so bad for you.
Here, yeah, any other twenty percent off that couch.
The worst thing is that she wait st me on the way out.
Oh couldn't work, buddy. She has saved me a pretty pig game.
All right, we're on to our third and final round here. We need your best stories, gentlemen, So Tumbleweed read.
Give it to us.
So I meet the girl in a dating app. She's twenty nine years old, says she really wants to plan this first date, tells me to dress up real nice, that we're gonna go somewhere fancy, and she's.
Saying, right, really cool, and she's paying.
And she's paying.
Whoa bro marry her before the date.
So I show up. She's in a full length, sparkly dress, tells me she's super. She went to Limo for us. Oh, and we're going to crash her old high school prom.
And what.
She's twenty nine?
No, not the reunion, this year's actual prom. Apparently she never went and she's always wanted to go. They turn us away at the door.
Yeah wait, you actually showed up. Yes, yes, he would have been buying beer for so many underage Yeah, totally. They would just think you guys were It was almost a great date. So Cooper, this is your last chance.
That's wild.
That's this flung girl online.
And you know, she liked that I was fluent in French. I'm fluent in French by the way. Oh yeah, but when I show up to our date, she's there with another guy and he's French too.
Wow, yeah, there you go. Is that what we're doing?
Yeah? So she she tells me that he just flew over to meet her and hopefully I'd be cool with being their translators. You're not even part of it.
That's a cheap way to get a translator. Yes, yes, I translated everything wrong. Like she keeps saying, you're ugly, bro I don't know what did you do?
She ended up paying me like fifty dollars for half the hours you did it. Oh, yeah, I got money.
Yeah, they're always all right.
There's the final bell that means the matches over judges when you need to score it, Alexis, who are you giving it to?
I'm going to read for the prom I can't get over you. Vote for Reid, Brooke. Yeah, another vote for Reid for that problem?
Would that means congratulations? Tumbleweed read you are a sad single of the week, and as a prize, Brook will tell you one sexy gift that her husband gave her one time.
You really I.
Can't wait hard to choose.
I got a dish soap container.
Oh feel free to steal that idea to get to your next date.
Pleade. It was for dishwashing soap, not hand So.
Careful you're turning everybody on.
Brooke texting the seven eighty five ninety two If you want up here on the next edition of Battle of the Tender Dates, your phone TAP's coming up right after this.
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