Coach Bagley's wife appears to be having an affair with Brady, which means she'd know where to find him. Fortunately, Geffen can disguise his voice to catfish her and learn the truth.
Previously on Brewster. Hi, Clara, it's Brady. Come find me at the tennis court. No one can know I'm here. It's important where is Brady. Brady Brewster is at a wellness results. So what's your take on Principal fair Weather? Do you think she's lying about where Brady is? Everybody in this town bets on frisbee games or that Brady kid missing. It's turner whole betting out the rhythm and of blue. There's still whole sorts of other monthly businesses that can cause a pregnancy, like turkey based for play. I have something you both might find interesting, Brady's journal. You can't see my penis. I mean, there's no way around it. You can see my penis. Good morning, Brewster. High first period is often dark, like brand has to make a quick te tour to the newspaper classroom. You to have a conversation with the newspaper teacher. Mr Nulty. Okay, let me get this street. Brady Brewster, the most popular guy in our school, mysteriously went missing a few nights ago. The administration and his parents claimed he's at a wellness resort. But you and Clara don't believe that. And hide went to the address we thought he was at, and it turned out to be a false Leadmundo, So you and your friends have been following his trail, drying to get him his truth, and one way you did that was by sneaking into Brady's house and stealing his journal. Then, just a few minutes ago, walked in here the school newspaper classroom, to find Clara and show her the journey that brings us up to date. All right, then let's take a look. This doesn't make any sense. Full of sonnets, you know, love poems. Shakespeare used to use sonnets the way we use dick pics today. Look at these margins. He doodled all over them. Technically they're called marginalia. I've got a working theory. I think this is some sort of code ode, and Brady was using it to say something. I took a masterclass and code breaking. I ought to be able to crack it as long as I'm not interrupted by anything. Everybody, come quick. Somebody put three billboards up outside the school and everyone's talking about it. Attention, Brewster High. Somebody put three billboards up outside the school and everybody's talking about it. What someone told them already, and what do you need me for? I can't see. Everyone's in the way. Make a path, newspaper staff coming through. Whoa, those billboards are huge. They're the size of billboards. Never a dull moment at Brewster High. Am I right, Britain? Can you read what they say to me? Clara, I don't have my glasses on because I look hotter without them. Sure, there's three billboards in succession. The first one says Brady has been missing for two weeks. Then the second one says, how come Principal Fairweather. Then the third one says Tubby dug its discount fireworks for the Atom smasher. Oh snap, there's Principal of fair Weather. She's not gonna be giggy with this, not jiggy at all. Can I have your attention please, students and faculty of Brewster High, everybody. I read the message on these billboards. I get it. I want you to know we're doing all we can to locate Brady Brewster until he returns. I've said a box outside the office for anyone who wants to leave a personal message for Brady. I'm sure your juvenile gossip and petty politics will cheer him right up. Now back to class. Brady would want you all to be learning right now. Do it for Brady. Nice speech, fair weather. Coach Bagley, I was just about to come find you do something about these billboards. Okay, I'm just not jiggy with them, not giggy at all. Brand. We've got to get inside that message box. Someone knows something more about Brady. Maybe they'll try and get a message to him. Oh, you know who's good at this kind of stuff, guessing, let's drag him into this brand. You're now telling me that after that incident with the three billboards. It was the next day and Hide was at frisbee practice in the gym, that's right, and Coach Bagley was there. Well, let's listen in. Come on, hustle, hustle, what are you doing out there? Why? It'll break us over. These frisbees are going to toss themselves. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, Hi, you want to work on my elevator pass with me? Hey, new kid, Charlie, toss it over. Nice snag. Here comes a bullet pass that was almost a swill. Check out this thumber. Whoa, you're a real land shark. I'm gonna snipe it. I'll send you a hospital pass if you can send me back a high release. And here comes the classic hammer that turned into a serious blade. I'm out of Frisbee terms, me too. I guess we're done. Hold up, who's that talking to coach Bagley. I've never seen her before. She's definitely not a teacher. She must be someone's mom. Let's get closer to hear what they're saying. We know what you did, s to know Brady was too good to not see a hit like that. We can't talk out here. Shoot, they're going into his office. Something weird is going on. I'm gonna go eavesdrop hit me that stethoscope. Let me check it out first. Yep, it's working. Okay, I'll just put it up to the door. Like so, me and my book club, we all put a lot of money on that game. Now we lost it all just when the odds were eighteen to one. My book club always reads new releases, which means expensive. If we can win that. You're fixing games. You broke my trophy case. Do you mess with us again. I'll break more than your trophy case my heart. Just stay out of the games. But I'm the coach. Okay, except for the coach part, stay out of the games. Oh hi, lady, Sorry, I just like standing in doorways in case there's an earthquake. Oh hey, kid, your coach and I were just going over the latest frisbee designs. Nice stethoscope makes you look smart. What are you doing in my doorway with a stethoscope? Just coming to check your heartbeat, sir, for the science project. If you don't mind, I'll put the stethoscope up to your chest. Huh. That's some pretty fast beating you got there. Are you feeling either stressed or aroused right now? You know? Maybe Ultimate Frisbee is not for you. Coach. No, you're off the team effective immediately. Coach. Let's talk about this. Don't bother cleaning out your locker. Your personal items will be shipped to you ground, but that'll take a week. They'll ride it through Minneapolis, even though I only live a few miles away. You make a good point. Okay, you're still on the team. Wow, that was a quick one, Eightie. I'm easily influenced. I love that about you. After one more announcement for today messages for Brady Brewster. It can be left in a message box outside of principle fairway, there's some office. Okay, here's the plan, brit You keep guard while Geffen and I steal the messages. Got it. I presend to be polishing the floor with this floor polishing machine. I found the polishing machine closing. Now if I can just find that message box there, it is a few feet straight in front of us, right outside the office door, just like the p A announcement said it would be moments ago. Good work, Gef. Okay, here's where things get tricky. When I say go, I want you to grab the top of the box and swing it open while I reach in and pull out the messages. That's all you want me to do? It seems like you could do close the lid. Keevin, you get the goods? By goods if you mean Brady's message box, And yeah, I got the goods. We need to go somewhere private where we can sort through all these messages, proferably somewhere with the hot tip. I know just the place. Yeah, my house. Sorry, I thought that was IM Sorry about the hot tub, guys, I forgot. That's where I'm keeping my tropical promise. No harm done to the promise. It's easier to look at these messages by spreading them out on your kitchen table. Anyway, Clara, do you take the messages on the left side of the table. Brin, You've got the right side of the table. I'll supervise these are mainly just take our menus and political mailers. I'll take these bed bath and beyond coupons. Wait, that looks like something, Dear Brady. I will always be there for you as you have been for me, with much, much love. Mature Girl forty eight? Who's mature girl? What kind of name is that? Mature girl for a screen name? Can you figure out who she really is? I think so, but I'm gonna need a little help from this a computer that's right, I forgot you're the computer hacker character, right, mature girl, Let's see if you've got a digital footpridence opening Google dot com now typing who is mature girl? Shit says no responses to my query? God fucking damn it. Well that's it. We've tried absolutely everything. There is one more thing, but it's gonna take some time. Why don't you to get a little shut I I'll see you tomorrow. And Mrs Bagley's home net class in the morning. What are you going to do? Facebook? You'll be getting sponsored ats for the rest of your life. It's a price I'm willing to pay. Now. Where are you hiding, mature girl? Where are you hiding? Good morning, glad. If you're not here for Mrs Bagley's home mat class, then you're in the wrong room. Today. In home Mack, we are going to be discussing how to apply iron on patches, so I hope you all ranch after nineteen. First you'll need to position your patches over the whole. You know, one of the most important things. I don't care about patches when I get a hold of my clothes. I just learned to live with it, like in the grapes of wrath. I'm so exhausted, I don't even think I'll be able to keep my eyes open. You look terrible. I was up all night. Did you find anything, Clara Geffen? I'm not teaching a class on whispering until next semester, but there's already a waiting list. If you want to sign up now, you can be on standby for the waiting list. Sorry, Mrs Bagley, As I was saying, the larger, the whole the larger the patch you will be needing. Well nothing, I tried all the searches, even bing. She's got no social media presence. Dang, big dang. It's like she doesn't even exist. She have to someone wrote this letter. So to recap, I'll write down on the board the steps number one, measure the whole number two. Holy cow, Cleara, look at the white board. This is Dagley's handwriting. It's just like the note to Brady. It's an exact match. Well, hello there, sure, girls, Oh I just said's class okay? Short one today? Hey, hey, class, don't forget to read chapters twenty eight to five. By Wednesday. We're gonna be covering across stitch next class. So what do we do now? Do you ever hear of cat fishing? I can't say that I have. I think only one who has ever heard of cat fishing. Attention Ruth high student. You know what that bell means. It's time for lunch or time to break up those clothes diggers. Hello, dexter, May I join you for lunch? Of course it'll be a refreshing change not to be doing something and have you for get to show up at all? Maybe this is how you're talking to sweet talked me hide. We need to do some serious prepare work on this relationship. I completely agree. You know what, it's your turn to take charge of date night. This time. You decide what we're gonna do. You're absolutely right, that's totally fair. I will take charge. So what do you want to do? Something to help us reconnect? They say that a shared terrifying experience binds people together. I've always wanted to do a tandem cliff diving. How about that hard pass? What else you yet? Bungee jumping? No, volcano boarding? No, none of that gets me excited anymore. Decks. Maybe our whole relationship is built on distractions, or maybe we just haven't truly challenged ourselves yet as a couple. I don't understand. You know, all these extreme adventures we've been doing, we haven't been really doing them together. We've done them simultaneously. But that's two individuals having their own separate experience. I've got an idea for something, something challenging. Meet me right past the airport tomorrow three perfect. Just tell me when and where, and I'll show up right past the airport tomorrow at three. It's a day at tension, Bruster high. That's the end of the school day. Any further dialogue must have been outside. Brent, hold up, define what's wrong? Claire? And I figured out who mature Girl forty eight is. It's Mrs Bagley, our home max teacher. Brady was having an affair with Mrs Bagley. Well what about Mr Bagley? No, Brady was only having an affair with Mrs Bagley. She's the only lead we have on where Brady might be. We have to get her to talk. If I know women, she'll climb up the moment she senses we know about her affair. And if you don't know women, same answer. But I think I do. I suspect the only person who can get her to talk is Brady himself. If we had Brady, we wouldn't need her to tell us where he is. That's why I have a plan. Did you ever hear of cat fishing? Nope? Claire didn't either. What is it with you, guys? It means I'll email her pretending to be someone else in this case Brady, Oh, I get it, Like if a cat was going fishing, that's adorable. But will Mrs Bagley recognize you the moment you walk in. I'll be wearing a disguise and to change my voice. I have a voice my too. Later, app I can use it to sound like anyone I want. Check it out. I'm the Mandalorian. This is the way. I'm Dolly Pardon. I'm working on five. I'm I'm Pitiful who goes to Brewster High. Jeez, Rick, this feels like a bad idea. I'm Morty from Rick and Morty. I'm John Lennon. I'm one of the Beatles. Here's one of the ones that I wrote without pole. Oh, I'm Yoda Impression side to, I'm Grover Impression side to, and I'm Brady Brewster. I love you, Mrs Bagley. I want you to tell me all your secrets. But really, I'm Jess Kevin, the senior with a foot fetish that everyone loves to hate. That works great, Let's all meet up later. But right now, Clara has to go to the newspaper office and talk to our journalism teacher about something. Can I talk to you for a second, Mr Nelson? What is it this time? Clara? I need more time for my article. Take as long as you need, but it better be a home run. I'm not running a free paper here, Well, technically you are running a free paper and that no one has to pay for it. Nevertheless, you better have a damn good reason for asking. This Brady story just got a whole lot more complicated. Brady was having an affair with a married woman. Not just any married woman, but a woman married to Coach Bagley. Wait, wait, that would mean Mrs Bagley exactly, student teacher affair. That's the first. We can't run the unless you. Brady just isn't any other kid. He's a brewster. Can you prove this? Don't worry, Mr Nelson. I've got a plan. But first I'm working on the next paragraph of my article. Can I read it to you? Go ahead? Okay, this is stuff that hasn't happened yet. I know that's kind of meta, but I want to get a head start. Later that day, Hide and Dexter went on another one of their adventure dates, but this time it was an emotional adventure. Pretty neat all. Right here, I am Dexter ranting to the airport just like you asked. Are you ready for anything? Hide? I think so. We're going to be doing something very dangerous today, but not physically dangerous. Emotionally dangerous. I'm going to ask you to share an experience with me. Can you handle that? This is so exciting? Yes, yes I can. Do You know what a tonteen is hide? A tonteen is a packed between two or more people. They put a certain amount of money somewhere safe. Whoever is the last to survive gets to keep the money. You and I are going to form a two person tonteen. In that shovel that you're carrying gets to bury this shoebox. Now, I want you to give me twenty dollars, okay, and I'm putting in a twenty myself. Now what Now we dig and we bury that box. It'll be a secret that only you and I share. This is gonna be tough. Either one of us could dig that up at any time and betray the other's trust, or one of us could kill the other and get the money that way I see, or we both learned to trust each other. Let's start digging. Attention, Brewster High. Something is going on with those three billboards in front of school again? Through Mega Halt. Please let me through, please, Coach coming through? Now? What is this all about? It's the billboards again? Coach Bagley someone put up new ones. I'm near sighted. You read them to my son? Well, the first one says, guess who Brady Brewster is having an affair with? And then the second one says it's Mrs Bagley, the Home Mex teacher. They didn't give you much time to guess, did they. Hey, wait a minute, Mrs Bagley is my wife. There's still one more billboard. You want me to read it to you might as well. Couldn't be much worse than the first two. It says Tubby Duggets discount fireworks, Roman Candles now fifteen dollars a box. That's a good price. Okay, everybody shows over, Everyone back to class. It's Grammy, looky lose scoot. Oh wow, Brady Brewster is sleeping with your wife Bagley? Is that true? I'm just learning it the same way I mean. I missed all the signs. Can't miss this sign. It's giant. It's the size of a house. This is not how I wanted to find out my wife was cheating on me. How did you want to find out? Maybe at a nice steakhouse. I'm by myself, having myself a bone in ribbi with a baked potato and I look over. Is that my wife? And who is she with? Well? I've got bigger problems. Look at the ground. Those kids littered all over the place, gum wrappers, tissues, the whole nine yards. Janitorial department, This is Principal fair Weather over God, come in, Principal fair Weather. We've got a real mess up here on the front lawn. Gum wrappers, tissues, the whole nine yards. Okay, all right, I'll send someone over to take care of it. Janitorial out. You want me to go clean it up? Boss? Not this time, Britain. I think it's time to try out our one thousand, a new cutting edge autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner. Hi, I'm are how can I be of service? That's a weird looking robot? Is that armor? Take a look at it. That's the future of janity janitory janitorial LNG. Who knows, But if the robot vacuum cleaner works out, you'll be out of a job. Janetizing janetizing. Yeah, you've got a future in naming things after you lose this job. Welcome to the coffee shop where all the kids from Bruster High hanging out. What would you like? I'd like a tumor chape. Please large? Okay, what kind of milk? Oat? Milk? I'm like to a sensitive farting, a whole lot of farting. Okay, I'll bring it out to Where are you going to be sitting over in that corner? The name's Kevin, but please don't call it out. Oh that looks like Coach Bagsley's wife. I remember her from when I went to Bruser High. I had her for home at just a lot tape. Please keep your nose out of other people's business. Brady, is that you? Hey babe? I mean, hey babe, so wonderful to see you again, Brady, I can hardly wreck ignize you and that nit hat and dark sunglasses. When did you pick up this look? Uh? The other day at the flea market. I wanted to look attractive for our date. This is a date, I thought, so, I mean, that's kind of a date. Um coffee date, that's what your kids call it, right, Yeah, I've missed you so much. You missed me, you kids with your TikTok sensi humor. I was wondering, what are your objective impressions of where I've been the past few weeks? Where have you been. Here's your tam Child latte and that's oat milk, right, yep, because you're lactose sensitive farting? See I remember? Okay? Thanks? Wait a second. The Brady I know adores dairy, even makes his own yogurt. Let me take up better. Look at you, bratty, at all your guessens you got me? But your voice you sounded exact, actually like Brady. It's this great new voice modulator app Slice stallone. Hey, I'm Seifeld. What's the deal with scks for your feet? I'm Miley Soris. I'm going on tour next month. And this is the real me, Geffen, just an ordinary teenager with a foot fetish, Gefen, Why did you catfish me? We think something's gone wrong with Brady. We don't know what, but he's not where they say is and no one's heard from him. And you thought i'd know. Well, you're having an affair with Brady. No, I'm not. We saw the note you left for Brady in the message box, you know, the love note. That note was in code. Brady and I aren't having an affair. That note was a secret message. What was the message about? I can't tell you that you can't help me. At least you're not having an affair with the student. Of course, I'm not having an affair with the student. I'm happily married to Coach Bagley, but I would if I could, between you and me, I would definitely sleep with Brady. Like teachers, we rank them, and Brady is number on one. Next time on Brewster High, are you ready to get jiggy before we show you? Any of you get easily alarmed or of an otherwise sensitive demeanor. So I'm into that tub of peanut butter and roll around it. Really coat yourself in that peanut butter. What if I juggled one Cleaver and two Huppies. Let's champ. Now That's what I'm talking about, all right. This episode of Brewster High was written by Lord McGuire and Jonathan Stern and directed by Jonathan Stern. Was performed by Linda Eames, Lelon Bodi, Owen, Burt Jordan Dall, John Gamberley, Jared Goldsteve greg Hess, Peter Kim, Mike Picafferty, Veronica Saudio, Shakira, Jane Pay, Dwayne Perkins, Marcus Ray, Anna Saragina Sager, Shape, Amy Silverberg, and Morgan Walsh executive produced by Keith Quinn and Jonathan Sterns. Produced by Frannie Baldwin, Jack Brungart, Natalie Gurgley and Dave Solinger. Music by Matt Novak, Greg Martin and Alison Newman. The supervising sound editor was Julie Diaz and the sound editor was Jack K. Crane. Mixed by Brent Kaiser Sound Design and mixed at Unbridled Sound Brewster High was production of Abominable Pictures and honorable mention for I heart Media. If you like these credits, you'll love the credits next episode.