Jazz Chisholm played third base for the first time in the big leagues to help the Yankees but Gleyber Torres doesn’t want to move from second base, where he stinks. Boomer has jury duty coming up and we wonder if he’s too well-known to sit on a jury. Blake Snell is the big name being rumored about today. Will the Mets or Yankees make a move for him? Somebody spilled something on the desk in the studio and we don’t know if we can lift the plexiglass to clean it. Jerry is here for his first update but first we reveal the disgusting mass building up under the glass on the table. We try to clean it while Jerry tells us about all of the homers the Yankees hit in Philly. Keith McPherson is the latest victim of mispronouncing Jazz Chisholm. James McCann took a 95 MPH fastball to the face but stayed in the game. The Mets had a hit parade of their own. Super dork Pete Alonso thought the offense was super great. Garrett Wilson called Aaron Rodgers the “Oppenheimer” of football. In the final segment of the hour, we finish cleaning up the mess and restore the studio to its proper glory. Plus, we expect the Blake Snell trade to happen at 10:01.