Gio got a guy a job, Jacob deGrom will not pitch in the All-Star Game, Domingo German scratched from his start following an emergency root canal canal, a lengthy debate on what constitutes an 'emergency' took place, Chris Lopresti provided some update goodness, the Yanks beat the Mariners, the Mets split a doubleheader with Brewers and Gio shied-away from meeting a Peloton instructor out of fear. Get into it already.