In what was originally intended to be two epsiodes spanning Christmas and New Year, listen as Rose and Alice arrive at the conclusion in real time that this should be a single episode. Of course, we lead with apologies to you, the dear Boners listener for the accidental hiatus. Alice has been having singing lessons. Rose has reading up on women cumming (though not herself). Cameron Diaz is f***ing a car. It's all in there. Seasons greetings.