SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA

Elliott Gould, Steve Buscemi, Pierce Brosnan's eyes - oh boy! It's an old man extravaganza with the gals this week. Rose has her first period in AGES and cat posters are telling her to burn her apartment building down, cool eh?! Her and Alice discuss the critical flaw with the male pill: You have to trust men to tell the truth about it and the gals establish some rules for approaching parenthood. Also, what every teenage girl should be taught (1. masturbation 2. buy a viberator on your 16th birthday) plus Alice's conflicted relationship with porn and the girls' need for free range adult films.

Trailer: The Male Gayz