During the Morning News Express, Chris Michaels uncovers a list of the most common items people refuse to throw away — and chaos (plus some serious laughter) quickly follows. Bob Miller jumps in with bold claims about fast-food napkin economics, the team questions whether Heinz is truly the king of condiments, and even the Transit Reporter is dragged into the debate of the century: Can you really taste the difference, or are we all just brand-loyal suckers?

From condiment snobbery to glove box hoarding habits, it’s a hilariously relatable ride through the junk we keep and the reasoning we swear by. Tune in, laugh along, and check your kitchen drawer… you definitely have at least 37 ketchup packets in there.