Bobby Bones Show Best Bits of the Week with MorganBest Bits: Lunchbox Gives Morgan A Pep Talk & A List Of Non-Romantic Movies
Happy Weekend! Lunchbox gives Morgan a pep talk after a rough week. Then they go down a rabbit hole talking about all the movies that don’t have any romance. And lots of random questions about gross foods, playing golf with country artists, and favorite vacation destinations.
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan, Part one Behind the scene with a member of the show.
What's up Everybody? Happy weekend? Lunchbox is joining me lunch How are you?
Oh? Man? I thought I was gonna get to sleep in today, but no, here I am on a weekend, and you know, I'm just happy to be here. And I'm not gonna even ask. We'll just move on.
No. You know. Actually a listener would like you to give me a pep talk, and I thought this could be really funny.
Oh, pep talk is easy, man. Look, I mean, life goes on. There's a lot of fish in the sea. You wake up, listen, guess what. The sun's still gonna come up. You're still gonna have your friends. And who gives I mean, you give a crap. But guess why. You win some, you lose some. That's just like my soccer games. I win something, I lose some. But you tried your best. You had fun. Would you like if you had to like if you looked at it in the mirror right now, if, however, long many months ago, five six months ago, someone would have come and told you said, hey, you're gonna have all these great memories and get to do these amazing things and have these amazing feelings. Would you say I'm in for it even though they say it's only gonna last six months, or would you say, nah, I'll pass. I'd rather be alone for six months and not experience the happiness and the joy and the fun and the ups and downs because the pain hurts. And you know why pain is good? Though?
Why is pain good because.
It lets you know you have feelings?
Yeah, well, lunch, I don't know. I kind of wish I didn't have feelings right now.
No, no, but do you see what I'm saying, Like, would you give back those six months and never had them? No?
I mean in this moment, yeah, but me and a couple of weeks, No, I wouldn't.
Yeah. And then you just look at it like, hey, you know what, he's the loser, He's the loser.
In this true. Are you saying that because he lost me?
Or yes, because you're the bad? Asked like, you're the You're you're the you have to think of you have to look in the mirror and realize you're the Krim day la Krim. And then what they say like the top of the top or something, the cream rises to.
The top, like I don't know, Yeah, it sounds it.
Sounds right, It sounds right, it sounds good. So you have to look in the mirror and you have to realize that you're the krim to krim.
Skin argon and that.
You are the You are the one that got away from him. He didn't get away from you like you.
Even though he broke up with me.
Yes, okay, even though he broke up with you, because guess what, people make bad decisions. It's sort of like in high school when we stole a golf cart from my apartment complex. Bad decision, you know what I mean.
You never got arrested.
No, okay, I mean it was awesome, but it was a bad decision and he made a bad decision. And you have to just know that you are the bee's knees. You just that's the thing about life is like you, it sucks, it hurts, it sad, but you have to just remember you're the all star. You're the You're gonna get up in the morning and you're gonna have a better day. And you can't let them him it. Yeah, yeah, you can't let him steal the joy. Like yeah, it hurts, it hurts. Ah pain, pain, But pain is good because you know why pain is good? Why Cuz then when there is no pain, the good is even better. Like you can realize, man, what amazing the top of the mountain is so pain is Okay. It's like when you're running that last mile of a marathon and you're like, dang, this is so stupid. Why am I doing this? But then when you finish and you get to that, it's like, wow, that the elation is amazing.
That was a really good comparison, Lunch. I've never ran a marathon, but I can imagine that was oka super painful.
Very Okay, how about running a five k? Have you ever run a five k?
One time? But I think I'll walk the one?
Okay?
See okay?
How about one hundred yard dash out last ten yards? Morgan?
Yeah, you know you can see the climbing the mountain. Come, I've climbed the mountains.
Climb a mountain, you know those last you know, one hundred yards up that mountain to get to the peak. It's just like, there's gonna be pain involved. And that's what dating is. There's gonna you're dating is it's painful. It's a mountain It's not like you just get to go up a little hill and everything works out, except for those weirdos that meet their significant other and like middle school that's weird.
You know what's that? Like?
I don't know, they don't really, but they have to have they they have to go through their mountains and pains too, I would.
Assume, yeah, just together instead of separately.
Right, Like, I mean, you can't. It can't be smooth sailing from middle school till you're you know, Mary and all. They there's no chance. So most people have those Oh man, I think I'm at the top of the peak, and then you get to that peak and guess what. You realize Now there's another peak a little farther up. I've got to keep climbing that mountain and guess what. You're not going to give up, right, I mean you could.
There's moments I want to, but no, no, you're not.
Going to give up. That's the joy of it is. Some of it is the chase. It's fun.
Yeah, it's painful breaking well.
Well, the heartbreak. Fire never said it's fun.
Have you ever been heartbroken?
Oh, when my grandparents died, Yeah, I was heartbroken.
Yeah, that's some grief associated with it. Different type of heartbreak, A different type of heartbreak.
Yeah, yeah, I mean not like that, not like dating wise.
You always did the breaking up huh No, I just didn't do the get close until it was your wife and then Yeah.
I mean I was just more like, hey, what's sub girls Sixth Street? ACKI your tongue in my mouth all right?
Next? You know, that's funny you say that though you.
Want to go to the hot tub.
I do think it's that's really awesome that you never put yourself in a position to make people feel things for you and then you just left on them kind of thing. Like you were casually dating, you were learning and having fun, and then you met your wife You're like, Okay, I think I really like her and I'm gonna stick around to you for a while.
It's like in high school, like I found it so crazy, like a lot of people dated people. I mean, I guess some people married the people from high school, so maybe it's not.
That weird there are some high school sweethearts.
But that you date someone like all high school, it's like, what are you doing? You're wasting your entire high school career on that on that one person, and ninety nine percent of those people are not going to get married.
Yeah, that's true. The statistics are on that are much higher than the latter.
Like my brother, he had a buddy that dated this girl from like the second week of high school and then like with two months left in high school, they lived at each other and go, man, we've dated each other the whole high school. Maybe we should like go our separate way. It's like, so what are you doing? I guess it's bananas. It's bananas.
So what you're saying. If somebody's in high school right now, they just have fun, casually date, not have that relationship until it's like the one.
Well and see, that's the hard part is because maybe it is the one in high school, maybe that person is the one, but most likely it's not. And I just feel like people waste There is so much time in high school doing that and it's just like, man, but yes, you're gonna be fine. It sucks. You're gonna watch a lot of TV and you're gonna cry, and you're gonna, you know, lunch.
I've actually been watching a whole lot of dumb action movies.
See there you go avoid I feel because you can't watch the rom coms.
No, and I can't really watch anything that involves love, so even the Disney stuff. I'm watching things that just don't involve romantic things. Oh, which is actually kind of hard to find movies like that. But you know, like Mad Max. I've been watching Mad Facts this second. Mad Max?
Is there a TV show called Mad Max?
Or just a movie movie? You know the movie?
It's terrible. It's terrible, like it's one that came out driving through the desert and fighting is so awful. That movie is so terrible.
Right, but I don't have to feel any feelings watching it, and it's just like dumb action movie.
Well, what about like I don't know, I've never seen a mission impossible?
Are those there's still love involved? Oh? There is? Yeah? But there you are right, like there's overarching there's mostly action. I just need to be like full blown dumb action, like don't make me feel.
What about like what about like Marley and Me?
Oh yeah, no, oh that I would. I would be a wreck from.
Oh what about? What about? What about My Girl?
I don't know what that one is. I don't think I've even heard of that one. No, I know the song don't watch it.
Don't watch it.
Is it horrible?
Don't watch it.
Is it is horrible as Show Girls.
A different type of horrible. Don't watch it, Okay, especially at this staton here you're don't know watching it? Okay, okay, don't watch it.
But do you have any like dumb movies? I should watch a getting older too.
I'm I'm literally have you ever watched dumb and Number?
Yeah? I love dumbing it?
Okay, that's good.
I am. I'm trying like dumb comedies and action movies or where I'm at.
Right now, dumb comedies, especially because.
I'm like at home by myself and like, you know, he was there all the time. So like I'm really trying to fill that void, and the way I can do it without crying is the dumb action.
Yeah. Yeah, Because like when I got here this morning, you know, on a Saturday, and I'm sitting in here waiting for you, and I was like, okay, I don't know where she is. I thought she went to the bathroom and you came back and I was like, did you go to the bathroom? She goes, no, I went to cry. Oh never mind, all right. Uh see that's my pep talk.
Okay, yeah, so that's my pep talk is like really good pep talk.
I don't know if it was. I have no idea what I said.
You know it was actually pretty good. Yeah, I think it was good for anybody who is going through something right now.
Yeah, pain makes you feel like I mean, see, here's the question, would you rather feel pain or feel nothing at all?
All? Pain? Yeah, it's just you know, when it's happening, you don't want.
To feel, of course, but that lets you know that you're like alive. Yes, you're right.
It's actually a really great perspective.
Because a lot of people like that are like depressed or just you know, they're they they don't feel anything. They just stay flat the whole time.
It's true. And I'm fluctuating between being numb and and feeling sadness. But it's the stage I think of the process.
Yeah, but you got your girls by your.
Side, that's true.
You know what what did you give them?
Shout Outsmy and Hazel too?
Okay, they know I have my girlfriend. They count. I mean, have you had to get like like what do you call them? Candles that burn?
Flavor smell burn a flavor smell how can they burn a flavor?
You know what I'm saying, Like they burn a type of smell, so you can get his smell out of there.
Oh no, I haven't done. Are you taking on the saging?
I don't know, just like they walk around within because like I mean, I assume that he smelled like a certain.
Way thankfully myself is that's true?
That's true.
That's a great point the nose looking out for me. Yeah, no, I haven't done that yet. I have had some girlfriend sleepovers. So just see there you go trying to fill the space.
Yeah, I'm trying to think what dumb? No, you can't watch that.
It's okay if you come up with moral have you?
Have you watched? You may not like it? Now you can't watch that.
That's a good show, though, But why can't I watch it? Well because it has something in it.
Well, there's aspects of like man and woman relationship in it. But it's really I mean, it's so dang funny. Which one is it calling from? Accounts?
Oh? I tried to get into it. I tried to watch the first episode and I couldn't.
Get into No, no, no, you didn't give it a chance.
Okay, everybody always says that.
But no, no, no, no episode, no no, if you didn't laugh in the first episode, like, if you didn't laugh in the first like two minutes, you don't have a very good sense of humor.
I don't, honestly, I don't know.
If I don't, you don't think you paid attention. See that's the problem.
Okay, okay, but yeah, that's right now.
You did not give it enough attention. You didn't. You didn't pay attention. Well with that, if you watched it, let me see. Hold on, let me let me google.
What do you me to google it? No?
No, I've got a Google right here. Let me see.
We may be here for a minute. No, ladies and gentle.
I'm gonna because I'm going to say how many I mean, if you can't get into it after one episode, I'm shocked.
Well, I don't know that. I think it's because it because it starts out with like a animal getting hit, right, Yeah, yeah, I couldn't watch it because of that.
No, no, he didn't even you didn't even. That's what I'm saying. You got to keep.
Watching so like the animal doesn't live.
You have no idea what happens. You can't. You can't say that because you never watched it.
Yeah, but I don't. I can't watch things for animals. It's a problem.
Yeah, you need to.
And that goes beyond the you know right now in my life. That's just like I can't watch animals die.
Anyways, I didn't say, but I'm telling you, if you watched the first two episodes of that show.
No, now it's two episodes.
The first episode. If you finished the first episode and you're not laughing, I don't know, it is phenomenal.
Okay, but no, your wife liked it too.
Oh, my wife liked it. My mom liked it. My dad my dad doesn't like anything. He liked it. And we got some people that live in the hood and we we went to dinner with them and we were talking about show, and we told him about that and they started watching it. Let me see if I can pull up the text of what they said.
This is a lot of rave reviews. I mean, it's a fantastic Is that only one season?
Yeah? Right, yeah, there's only one season.
They said, all these guys, he's going back through his phone again. Here goes here goes you always say here it goes like it's not here, it goes Okay, you're still scrolling.
Okay, okay, you're ready.
Yeah, I'm ready.
They said, watch the first episode tonight. That was good. Can't wait for the second one. Then two nights later, Oh my god, watching calling from accounts. I have never seen my I haven't seen my husband laugh this loud and forever.
Okay, so it will at least make me laugh even though there's a relationship.
Oh my god, it'll make you laugh.
Okay, I do need. I need a good laugh, like I've had giggles, but I need.
Oh no, no, no, no, if you if you see I don't know if you're in the state of mind though, like, yeah, I think you should watch it.
Okay, well, I'll probably give it another chance. I got lots of time.
I mean, just focus and dial in. Okay, you want to You want an inspirational movie? Yeah, the Barclay Marathons.
I watched.
It's a documentary.
It'll change your life, like inspired to go run through a wall.
No, no, no, just it'll inspire you to that.
Why is it called the race eats? It's young?
Oh, because it eats the live.
Wait for real?
Not for real?
Said inspiring?
No it is inspiring. It will show you that no matter how much pain you're in, you can get through it. It is the best movie.
I like, your favorite movie of all time?
No, No, not favorite movie all time. But I've seen it probably.
Just said it's the best movie out there.
No, I have probably seen it at least ten times.
Really, and it's a documentary.
Yes.
How long is it? Like an hour and a half.
Yeah. And I watched it the first time because I watched Icarus and that came on afterwards said hey, if you like Icarus, you may like this. I was like, this looks so stupid. And I watched it and I was like, oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. And my wife got home from work. I was like, hey, we got to watch this. This is before we had kids. I was like, we got to watch this documentary. It's a phenomenal Wait.
So it came out. Gosh, how long ago then? What like eight years?
I don't know, you have to look okay, And so we watched it. Then I think we went home for the holidays, like it was maybe Thanksgiving, watched it with her family. Then Christmas I watched it with my family. I mean I watched it over and over and over again. Is so good?
So good? Okay, I'm you know, I honestly may give both of them a chance.
You know another one you need to watch.
Okay, you're giving me a long list.
I need to start taking inspirational Okay mc farland USA.
That one I have seen?
There you go.
That one's with Kevin Costner, isn't it m hmm? Yeah, And he's like the race, the marathon, or he's the he's the cross country coach.
Yeah, yeah, that's inspiring.
Okay, wait, so the Barclay's.
The Barclay Marathons.
Barkley Marathon and then okay, all right, well these are great. Thank you for your suggestions and for the pep talk. Yeah I want a pep talk really great.
Or you just drink a lot of booze.
Like you're saying I should.
You could, but you know that, you know the problem with that is then you get sad.
That's when you're Yeah, I feel like it makes the sadness worse, and so yeah, make it better. Yeah I haven't. I had like the re SIPs of a beer the other night. Oh that's the amount that I have drank during this whole process.
That's interesting.
So okay, not intentionally, just like really trying to make sure I'm not masking my No.
Yeah, you're right, I understand what you're saying.
Being healthy about it.
Yeah, and then you know, because then when you drink, you know what happens?
You call people? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't need to do that.
Yeah, we don't need to do that. Now you know what needs to be done? What the old delete?
Oh? Delete block, let it go every ting.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about block. Just delete because you don't have a memorized do you.
No, I don't have a memorized delete. Yeah, it's still in there.
Now delete. That's I mean, that's how you rip the band aid off. You got to unfollow to unfollowed.
I know, maybe I'll get there. No, no, this one's so much different. I just I don't know you're there?
Like, have you have you changed to see if he unfollowed? He hasn't, But you need that's why you get the win. You you, you win. You got to win that one.
No, I don't want to win though.
That's yay.
You do, yes, you do not in this scenario, No, you do. Okay, we're gonna take a quick break, We'll be right back, all right. So I'm also utilizing some of these other questions that didn't make Part three just to talk about some things because, you know, as we just heard for whole whole pep talk, I'm struggling. So Blunch, is there any food that you refuse to eat? What's on your refuse to eat foodless?
That is one question I will refuse to answer because no, no, no, no, because things have a way to come back on this show. Oh like yeah, yeah, so we ain't talking about that. That's a that's a that's off limits. Like, there ain't anything. There's not a lot of things that are off limits with me. I'm doing it just because you.
Don't want to be forced to eat it on this ding ding You got for avocado and you love guacamole.
Yeah, it's okay, that's that's okay. I like that.
I do know a few of them. You don't want me to share any of them?
What do I not like?
Mao, oh no chance, No, that's a really strong one.
Oh I'm just smelling on just smelling it.
I can't you don't like ranch either, condiments? I know.
Ranch. I mean, I can't even imagine people that like that, like, I can't get it.
I love Ranch. I had it with that piece of pizza the other night.
Doesn't it just reak?
Though, No, it doesn't. It smells so good.
When I worked at Jason's Deli, it would make my stomach.
Churn really like more than blue. Do you like blue cheese?
I don't know. I don't know if I ever had blue cheese or like.
Blue cheese crumbles.
I've had the crumbles.
You like the crumbles, but I feel like blue cheese smells even worse than ranch.
Well it's something about I don't know, no, because it's man and it smells like I mean, when I would fill it up on the salad bar, I'd had to turn my head to the side so I wouldn't vomit in all over the salad bar. And as a delivery driver, thank you for calling Jason's Delly and the Colonnade week cater and deliver. How can I help you today? I would have to fill up big ones for the catering orders and I'd ask someone, hey, man, can you do that for me? And I'll do this task like because I can't, Like you had daily tasks at the end of the day, like, oh, refilled, like you had to make more ranch or whatever.
So many people probably ate it.
No, I had to trade. I had to trade. I could never do that one. I can't.
Jason Stilly, actually sounds good. I haven't really eaten for like a week.
But well it's not smart. I mean you need food, like food gives you energy. Yeah, I know energy, energy makes your mind, you know, smart, and like.
You know, you can't force an appetite and right now there's zero.
Right right, But even though you don't have an appetite, your body's still hungry.
Yeah.
I mean, like when you're sick. Now, I get it. When you're sick, you can't eat like that. Okay, well you're mind sick, I get it.
But that's true. Also, Yesson's Deli their Salavar, so it is good, So I might go eat there this weekend.
Man, Jason Delly was so good. That was a fun place to work, was it? Yeah? I mean I liked.
It, like fun because you got free food or fun because like the environment was fun.
I don't know, I mean it really wasn't. I mean, I don't know if it was really that fun because I wasn't really there that often. Because I had to go do deliveries. But I liked my boss Jason and the you know gm rowse.
Were you jamming out in your car when you shove it for a delivery where you like vibing out in your car?
No, I don't vibe out in my car. I didn't jam music in my car.
So you're just driving in silence in the sports, you know, it's a lot less exciting than that.
But yeah, Eddie worked the registers to go to go counter Eddie no different, Eddie diff different, Eddie Garcia interesting.
Yeah, in that wild, in that wild shadowing in itself.
Yeah, but I mean I made my I mean, the number two delivery driver is pretty pretty.
Pretty impressive of the year for Jason's.
No, No, I mean I worked my way aup to the number two delivery driver.
There were tears for delivery drives.
Oh yeah, Like if you were one of the top two, you got to do breakfast and.
Lunch and you wanted that.
It has more money, more tips.
You got paid more and you got more tips.
Well, you didn't get paid more, you just got more tips and more deliveries. So when you get more deliveries, you get paid more.
How do you like, work up to number two. Just do it, and I'm just so good at it.
Be a badass. You get like rating from no you just show up on I mean, I don't know. I really have no idea how. I mean, I think I was there. Jason's like this dude's good and he would sorry, hey man, you want to come in to breakfast?
Yeah, I didn't even think Jason stilly dish breakfast.
Yeah.
Do they do like breakfast sandwich?
Now, I don't know if they do, like I don't know, that's a great question. I don't know if they're open to the public for breakfast, but they do breakfast platters like for delivery.
Oh yeah, that's why I don't think I've ever been in there. I've always been in there for like lunch.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's what it was. We weren't open that like, it wasn't open for breakfast, but you could order breakfast trays and have them delivered.
To breakfast Sami's or something.
Yeah. They were like eggs and bacon on a croissant or you know, with melted cheese, things like that.
Okay, fruit yogurt kill little Jason's breakfast platter one.
Hey, one time I did though. I was going to delivery in his downtown San Antonio and it was an office building and I got up to the eighth floor and I'm walking down the hall and I dropped their potato salad.
No you didn't.
I just scraped the no, because I was like, man, this is what I thought in my head right then, so gross, this is what I thought in my head.
The person probably got sick after that meal.
I was going to have to drive all the way back to the Jason's Delly and the Colonnade and get more potato salad and drive all the way back downtown. That'd have been no money that day. That would have been I would have wasted my whole day on that one delivery.
Okay, but did you at least just like scrape what was like on top to go back in or did you like scrape all of it?
I mean, and it didn't all go off, but it was just like, you know, and then it looked it didn't look as good because it was kind of like, you know, it wasn't.
Like calm and oh that's so gross. You know that person had food poisoning the next day. No, No, there's no food poisoning, but not because the food was bad, but because there was germs on the floor.
And then there's now whatever it kids you, it makes you strong? Do you ever listen to that? Do you listen to that song a lot?
Kelly Clarkson?
Is that it?
Yeah? What doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger.
There you go. You have you been listening to that?
No? I haven't.
You should?
I know, I do think it might be on my previous heartbreak.
Do you do you know another good song for you? Right now? Katy Perry, I got the Eye of the Tiger. What.
I don't know why. I just anticipated you saying Katy Perry, I kissed girl, and I was like, why would that sound?
Well? I mean it might be okay, yeah, or here is it called roar? I don't know.
Oh, you got the eye of a tiger. Let me see you.
I'm gonna hear you. Oh another one?
Hey, I'm combining two songs.
I think up a playlist for you. I got another one?
Yeah, what's the other one?
I don't think a little big town girl crush?
Okay, that's right. Also, I have the Tigers Survivor.
No, no, I understand, thank you, but it says I've got the eye of the tiger. Yeah, but that's too that's too funny. All right, Yeah, thank.
You for the music suggestions. Speaking of music, who in country music would you most like to have a beer with or play golf with?
Oh?
Man, you've met a lot of them, so maybe you don't have any at this point.
Well, I'm trying to I think i'd want to play golf with Jelly Roll.
Have you ever played golf with them?
No? No? Never. I think that would be fun because I think Jelly Rolling I get along well, and he's fun like, he's just cool, like.
He would like party, not even.
Necessarily party, like I just you don't have to party, you know, But he just seems like fun, relaxed environment, kick it, just hang out for four hours talking about whatever. I think that would be fun. I mean to be honest, I don't even know. I'd like to have a beer with Carrie Underwood.
You would go there?
Why?
Nothing? All right? Moving on? What's your favorite vacation destination?
Las Vegas? It's I'm in a question of all.
The places in the world, Las Vegas is your favorite place to go?
Well, you act like I've been to a lot of places in the world.
Haven't no in the country.
Have you well in the country, maybe I don't know. No, not even really in the country.
Is it because you keep going back to Vegas? Uh?
Well, I will say that in my from twenty one till thirty five, probably all I did was go to.
Vegas, like with your friends or by yourself?
No, with friends.
I never have you ever gone to Vegas by yourself?
No?
Would it probably not be as fun if.
You No, it could be No, it could be amazing. Oh you drink, you gamble you no limits? Yeah, no limits, there's no there's no stopping it like it's amazing.
Okay, I guess.
Well here here's the because I didn't realize as a kid, we didn't travel. We went to to Peaka, Kansas to see grandparents, We went to Chicago to see grandparents, and one time we went to Atlanta to see cousins. That was it. There was no like go places that we didn't go places. So I didn't realize you could go places. And so I got my first taste of Vegas when I was twenty one.
Meanly, was that the first like adult trip you took to what do you mean Vegas? So like you were talking about how you guys you didn't know you could go places like your first trip that you realized, Okay, I can go somewhere. Was it Vegas? Yeah, when you were twenty one?
Yes, well, And I didn't even know about Vegas really, because my parents didn't gamble. I didn't know anything about it. I was in college and they were selling raffle tickets for two round trip airfare tickets anywhere Southwest Airlines flies. I told some guy in my class was selling it for what I didn't know what. It was a fundraiser for what club or what, you know, organization they were part of. And I was like, man, if they're selling these and I haven't really heard about it, that means that many people bought tickets, right, And so I was like, I'll buy five tickets, man, And I get a call I don't know a few weeks later and I was like, shut up and I hung up on them. That's all a messing with me. But I really won, and I was just like, man, that's crazy, but I've never been anywhere, so I didn't know where to go, you know. And then I held on to him for like a few months, and then they were about to expire.
Oh so you had to go.
Yeah, and my friend Nina was like, why don't we go to Vegas. I was like, wow, what's that? I don't know? And she's like, you've never been to Vega. I was like no, So me and Nina went to Vegas and it was I was like, wow, this is the craziest thing ever.
Did you lose a lot of money?
No? I won money. And what's crazy is on your first valther you won money. Yeah. Well that's what they do. They let you win money your first time and then.
They they don't know's I know.
I'm joking. I'm just but I I was playing five dollars a hand of blackjack, and I mean, you want to talk about me sitting there just like stressing over every little bit. And the dealer even told me at one point, goes, imagine if you were actually betting some money, you would have won a lot more money, you know what I mean, like making fun of me.
Oh so he got you. That guy is the reason you now bet a lot of money.
Huh No, it's just I mean, it just it's just different circumstances. I just now I realized, Man, if you're gonna win money, you gotta bet a lot, you gotta bet more.
And then that's how they get you.
Yeah, yeah, well it is how they get you. And I, uh, one time I ended up at the Stratosphere with these random people and I was drinking a little bit and I spilled a drink on the table and the dude was like, get this guy sippy cup. This guy needs a sippy cup, and I'll never get that. And I remember, uh him telling the lady like the cocktail wagers didn't come around for a long time, and he was like, ma'am, I'm gonna need a bud light every five minutes. And she goes, sir, you uh, you ca only have one drink at a time. He goes, I will have the beer the butt light finish, So bring me a bud light every five minutes until I pass out. Then make it every two minutes. Never forget that dude.
Did he get a beer every five minutes?
Yeah, tip, it's great.
Good for him.
It was really fun. That was my first trip to you know, Vegas. It was it was great. And we went to the club. Oh man, it was awesome.
This is where lunchbox. We get lunchbox.
Yeah, and we stayed at this place. God, that was called the Boardwalk and it's not there anymore. It's where the city center is now, but it used to be this had a roller coaster on. It was old and crappy hotel. But that's where we're staying this Legit really funny.
I feel like my favorite vacation spot so far is the is the Grand Caymans in the Bahamas that so south of Florida. Got it, You know, the like where down in the Caribbean, the really blue pretty waters. Okay you've probably heard of them at least right Well, one of those islands in there is called Grain Cayman has like white soft sand and the water is crystal clear blue. I've never seen a beach anything like it, not even in Florida. And it became my favorite place. I think. We like swam with scene rays down there. We saw we like snorkeled and saw a bunch of different little fish in the sea. It was just a really pretty area. The vast difference between our favorite destinations is amazing.
Yeah, well, I mean, I will say Alaska was amazing. I don't know, Alaska is really like, it's amazing. I just don't it's not easy to get to so it's not like one that I would be able to go and travel to a lot. So I went. It was really cool.
Still be your favorite though, Yeah, But in.
Vegas, I mean it's right there and I can go any time, and I can do all this stuff.
And the culture inside of you with Alaska the dambling Man.
Is yeah, the in the food and the just atmosphere everybody. When you get off that plane in Vegas, everybody is just bouncing. They got a different and they got a little pep in their step because they're like they are about to change their lives. Then when you're heading back to their plane, everybody's down trodden, looking at the ground, looking like they've been run over by a truck. You know. It's like, uh, it's a tail of two cities. It's hilarious. I mean, if you want, if you could just do a little like a montage and just do people getting off on the off the plane, people getting on the plane, off the plane, on the plane in Vegas, it'd be a great video.
Oh, some very vast differences.
I mean there was one time I was leaving Vegas and I'm on the window seat and there's this girl in the aisle and she is just I mean, she's hung over. His I'll get out, got her shades on. She gets the puke bag out, and she says, I mean she's already vomiting. We ain't even taken off yet.
I do feel like if there's one city that experiences the most hungover people on a plane, especially like those morning flights, it's Vegas. And I have been one of those from people.
The flight attendant literally brought her a trash bag and she was vomiting that for a little wall dang.
Yeah, or you like, girl, can you sit somewhere else?
No, I just went to sleep. I was like, all right, cool, if you're gonna do this, you don't throw up on me. That's all I care about. And like my cousin didn't, right.
No.
And my cousin Andrew, one time we went and he was in college at Texas Tech. He was getting his master's shout out. Andrew, You'll never hear this, but he went with us for a fantasy football trip and we were out at the club and it was like six o'clock in the morning. He's like, oh my god, my flight leaves eight thirty. I gotta go and he leaves. He said he was so hungover that, like when they landed in Lubbock, he had to push through people, run up the jetway and find the first trash can.
And that's funny. Yeah, I get it. I've been there.
I mean it was bad, you go, it was real bad.
Well, my last question for you before you go on any more vomit stories.
Uh, Happy Saturday, guys.
This is gonna round us out, so quick, answer Messi or Ronaldo?
Oh Messi? Okay, Messi is so much better? So much better?
Like better or like your favorite? Do you have a favorite over the two?
No? I mean well, I mean i'd say Messy. I just think he's better, Okay better, He's better.
All the way around.
Well.
Shout out to Sarah and Idaho, Tracy from Washington, Keaton and Montana, Lourie from Texas.
Wait, Keaton from Montana, No crap, Yeah, oh man.
You know that person? Oh okay, Looie from Texas, Summer in Texas. They all helped contribute to some of these questions and stuff.
Hey, summer in Texas? Did you did you ever live in Kansas? Did you ever live in Topeka?
Day to summer?
No, there was my grandparents where they lived right behind them. They didn't have fences, so it was like a big open like all the houses you just there was a big kind of common play and Summer, Sky and Shae and Topeka. They were two brothers and a sister lived behind my grandparents. So I didn't know if that was Summer from Topeka. You know, maybe I have noa what's craziest. I have no idea, like because my grandparents moved from there when I don't know how old I was seven, eight years old, nine, Yeah, so I don't know whatever happened to Summer, Shine and Scae, Shae, Summer and Sky, I don't know what happened to him.
I think one of them listening and can reconnect.
Summer was the older sister, then there was Sky and Shae was the youngest. I think.
I think that's rights insane. Your memory is insane. Yeah, like I'm envious of your memory. Very great. Okay, we're gonna bounce out of here.
I mean, I have so numb that I know that it's so but like.
It's impressive that you do also so crazy. Okay, we're gonna get out of here. At lunchbox, tell the people where they can follow you and listen to you.
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