Best Bits: Listener Q&A With Morgan and Raymundo

Published Mar 22, 2025, 1:00 PM

Morgan and Raymundo answer listener submitted questions! Shoutouts to start then Raymundo answers questions about his lawnmower, father-in-law, summer vibes, the gifts James got him, how his wife feels about his early bedtime, and a Lunchbox story.

 

The best bits of the week with Morgan. It's Listener Q and day Time. We're Morgan in a show member answer almost all your questions.

We are over at Listener Q and A Time. Ray, you ready to answer some questions you. We're gonna start with a shout out from Emily from Salt Lake City, Utah. She said, how the heck are you so handsome?

That's what I'm talking about Salt Lake City. I was actually born there with my twin brother. It was a life flight from Wyoming. So on my birth certificate it does say Salt Lake City, Utah.

So you are now from Utah, Wyoming, and Michigan.

And then went to college in Texas and Colorado, all right, and Chicago and Wyoming's on the border of Colorado's who went to Colorado a lot?

So you could actually add Colorado.

You can't be from seven places, right, They just like your arms from one, your leg is from the other.

And I guess there's some people in Wyoming too that they told lunchbox at an event, they said, I wish Ray would quit saying he's from Michigan because he's actually from Wyoming. Technically, of all all the places I've lived I've lived in Wyoming the longest, it is.

True, and when you were the youngest as well, which means you were technically born and raised in Wyoming.

Even though you were life flighted to Salt Lake City.

You got fourteen years fourteen years in Wyoming.

Okay. I'm also glad you're here because life flight it's crazy. That's wild.

I think it was my brother. He almost died. I was good.

Oh yeah, gotcha, thank you, that's okay, thanks for your concern.

Thirty nine years later, he needed you in nineteen eighty five.

You never told that story before, you know. I was waiting for that one beg.

You would like to know. Does Ray have a lawnmower yet for his new yard?

I'm owning.

Thats no, you're hiding it out, hiring help.

Yeah we can.

Actually it's two acres and some dude does it for sixty bucks. Oh that's not too bad because there's no tree.

You're not making your father in law do it.

We feel so bad. No, and actually our father in law learned from us.

He goes, Yeah, the same guy you guys got, I got his, he got it. We gave him his number. So he goes, I've had him come over. He goes so great coming home, and it's done. I don't know if I'll ever do it again. Hey, funny guys, we realize real quick it's cool to be all big and tough and souff. It's pretty awesome. And somebody comes over and moji y yard for you. That's funny if you could afford. I mean, and they make it so inexpensive. Now, I mean, no trees. So the guy does in a straight shot. Is there for forty minutes in and out? Two acres of grass with a zero turn.

That's that's how long it takes me to mow my art with my little pushmower.

And you have little, but you have all kinds of different stuff. You gotta go around.

Yeah, so I can't sit on anything. I can't have any type of like that. It's too hard to manage that. Speaking of your father in law, do you still call your father in law Pimp Keaton in Montana?

No, that was a funny one time thing. I call him Phil father in law.

Oh his name's not Phil.

No, I call him Gary.

You just all talk, huh. You just say you want to say these things that you never actually do.

Got it? That was the one time deal that you call them pimp. Okay, what is he drinking for summer vibes? This is from Bernie.

What the bars are making us kind of cross over? They got these new.

The bars are making you cross over that you made that the bars.

Called Baser just had this new tea. It's called sun Cruisers. Okay, they're iced tea pretty dang good. So we've been drinking those. And then I the now it's almost where you try to get the white claw or the truly Seltzer and they'll give you neutral neutrals.

Yeah, I don't. I think it's I don't I does this hear what it's called neutral?

I call them neud Me give me one of those noodrals.

It is because it's in u ut RLD doesn't have any.

And then so yeah, I give me it's neutrals and high noons.

Yeah, and then Baser has been rocking the sun Cruisers, some new thing on the market, just throwing them at you at bars.

Uh, is there any other options?

That's all you get? Yes, I am with you. High noon is always so my choice lately. That's such a good one.

You can only you max out though at about three, because it's it's real fruit or something in it.

So it's not one.

It's not a light it's not that it's light, it's almost it's not sugar. There's zero sugar in it. Yeah, but you feel like you're getting a little too much sugar. So it's usually two or three for me.

Maybe more carbonated. Maybe you're feeling the carbonation of all that.

Maybe what it is?

What are you drinking right now?

Uh?

This is a macha guys. Sorry, the gen Zers on TikTok are doing it. Why not do it too?

Of course Ray has to do it too. Okay, what's the other one?

The other one's waterloo?

You like sparkling waters?

Yeah, I can't.

I haven't been able to get.

Into sparkling waters. I'm trying because I really liked flavored stuff. I don't like drinking water very much, so it'd be nice to have flavored water.

Wait.

Wait, so you don't like drinking water. You don't like sparkling water. What are we drinking at the estate?

Milk?

No?

Nothing, that's my dehydrator right straight, Martinis. I need to drink more water. And I've been trying really hard, honestly lately. What I've been doing is every morning when I make my water, I put lemon in it, lemon water, and then I'll drink it.

I just need a little something.

You gotta do what Baser does. She has those big a what are they called Stanley's. Yeah, she's got five of them. But she'll go to our fridge filled up twenty ounce of water. Trust me, I've made it for her before. It's very And then she puts in a little packet of something flavor. Yeah, she has the one she goes to. Probably hit her up on instace, she'll tell you. And so she does the flavor, fills it up with ice, and I mean, this thing lasts the whole day, but she'll know she got her Actually does she do thirty two ounces in it? She'll know she got three or four things of water and during the course of the day.

And I do that, but most of the time, my Stanley's not empty until like five o'clock a night. And that's never a good sign.

Or is it? Forty ounces? I swear I've made it for her before.

It's okay. The ounces are they're there, it's okay.

Since you're from Michigan, have you ever been to Canada? Kirston from Canada.

Coming to that in a second, and she calls it a girl water.

And then when me and Justin have it on the weekends, she goes, do you want me to make you guys a boy water? And so now Justin when he comes over, he goes, missus, Laura, would you mind can I get one of the bud heavies from the fridge one of his drinks? And then can I also have a boy water? And she'll make him a Stanley boywater.

I love Laura, I love actually all some girl in boywater.

What was the question again?

Send you're from Michigan. Have you ever been to Canada?

Yeah? We went. It's an interesting place.

I don't know what it is now, a lot of stuff going on in the country, but we would go up it was I believe.

You just drive right in. There's some mountains kind of when you're rocking it, and they mountains, you know, they like them.

They're the cops mountains. Yeah, I've never heard that name.

I think it's called mounties, but we call mountains what. I don't know. Oh, I don't know.

Just roll with it, but I got it now. Guys, all my truck drivers understand what I'm talking about. They look through your vehicle.

You know, I need to understand what you're talking about to order to have a conversation with you.

From what I remember, we went one time in baseball in high school and it was a very easy process. I think it's a lot more extensive when you're trying to do with Mexico than Canada. Canada is interesting though. The stop lights, yeah, there's about sixteen lights on them.

Very confusing.

Oh that is confusing, mm hmm.

And I do remember it being very clean. It was only there for three hours though.

Really, I want to go to Canada. I want to go to BAMF. VAMF is on my list.

Oh there's people I follow Vancouver.

Yeah, I want.

I just want to go all over Canada, honestly. But you know, we've made Canada mad right now. I'm not sure if, but now it's the time.

Yeah, it's beautiful there. You got your mountains. It's definitely cold though, I don't know ever if it gets warm there.

Yeah, I've never looked into it that much because I've never I don't know why Canada is so close, like in proximity as far as another country.

Col Detroit and cross right over.

Oh, trust me.

When I was there for a girlfriend's bachelorette party, we saw the border and it was like, you can go to Canada.

I was like, why did I not bring my password?

I could have gone to Canada.

Yeah, so I did remember that. That was the cool experience. Okay, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.

How does bedtime work for your wife? Danica from California and Lisa also.

Asked this one.

She takes her evening Sunday scaries droplet and gets real.

Tired and doesn't mind when you go to bed, though, because you go to bed so early and you learn I think they're referencing.

It used to be a problem.

But I go to bed between six and seven now, and she tends to go to bed. She starts to slow it down between six and seven. So it's a great match.

That's fair.

Yeah, it probably helps her go to bed a little bit earlier too, just because you're already in bed.

Yep, and we got a big old California king. I'm allium see her over there sometimes, so she's doing her own thing. If I'm in bed, she'll do the iPad with headphones. Yeah, or she does tiktoks with headphones TV show wise. Now with streaming services, we have so many shows we watch together, so we'll watch it and then we go to bed and we're already just right there, already in bed.

So what about weekends? Do you go to bed as early or do you go to.

Bed later weekends? I ten, I'm in bed by eight thirty.

Seriously.

Yeah, that's why you're always day drinking, because you want to be home and go to bed by your eight thirty.

It is rare if anybody has ever seen me up past eleven on a weekend.

I mean, I don't know if anybody's ever seen me up past eleven.

I guess you've gone to concerts though, but I mean concerts are typically over by ten ten thirty, So you're.

Like booking at home.

We make it work and it's so much easier now.

It's just like training a dog, you know, training a girlfriend, training a boyfriend, husband, wife, fiance, train your guys sleep schedule.

Yeah, what did you get from James after the other than the goldfish?

Loved his calls? Irap James, Cathy and tennessee.

James rest in peace. I got a fertilizer. It was something you put in your long It's gonna water it beautifully. So every piece of grass that comes up is going to be great.

James in it. Awesome. I always think of James.

That's cool.

Yep, always think of James and that grass is coming in lush. And then we got a home Depot gift card.

Day you got a home Depot gift card.

Yeah, he hooked it up and he like put the receipt in there so I was able to see the gas station. I was like kind of seeing the that he wrote. He drove like twenty hours.

Gosh, it's crazy. I thought he was from Virginia. Though Virginia doesn't feel like it's that far.

I did have math Ron.

I feel like Virginia's maybe eight hours.

Alexandria. I don't like Xandria the A to Nashville.

Because at least for Eddie when they did that walk, they only drove like two hours.

I think he.

Almost went the same route Eddie did. Eddie started in Virginia. He started in Virginia.

Oh, but they were in West Virginia ten hours.

Sorry I doubled it.

Oh it is ten hours, but I mean ten hours each way, So you're right, twenty.

Yeah, but that's true.

I saw the exact route that he took. Such a special guy. That Home Depot thing, it's probably going to be probably going to be a little probably what did we have.

I'm trying to think.

It was, uh these rose bushes? Rose bush that's what it is.

Oh, it's cool, noll though, because then the rose bushes and.

The grass that's what I'm talking about.

So if we do the rose bush whatever with the home Depot gift card, I'll take a picture of it. We'll see it's gonna beautiful. It'll have James in it.

Oh that's awesome, all right.

Do you work some during your time off holidays to keep the show going?

Well? No, when we break, we break.

Baby, He's like, give me my time. I do you think once upon a time you had to though? Right before, we had a lot of help.

Don't tell me once upon a time, guys, there wasn't Kevin, there wasn't Pitts, there wasn't Mike d there wasn't Scoopa Steve.

There was me. Once upon a time there was me, and you did do the work.

When you guys are offering, Oh we got a staff, baby, yep. So now you got help, So I guess he does get to it was not ready for that. All right, we're ending on this one. Share your best lunchbox story. This is from Goose.

Best lunch box Story.

Ideally I'd want to hear something from like the two of you guys. We just have like a funny story together. Yeah.

I guess one of the first times we'd ever kind of hung out is when I was just getting on the Bobby Bone and show in Austin, Texas, and I was used to go out to West Sixth.

All my boys went out there, went to the ranch.

There was dog Wood, just a good spot, and Billy Mike Mike Miller some shoutouts there at Casey South Beach.

I always both do the same thing with naming all the names, and every time I'm like, who.

Are these people?

So I go to West six I knew my crew, you know, I go party with him. It was just one night I kind of would just started on the show. It was about twenty ten and I'm at this bar in this guy on West Sixth, and it was really just us.

We're in our own little world and this.

Guy's just pushing me and I it was it's like I never you know, you don't know people that are going to these bars. The guy who's pushing me at lunchbox, but this guy's pushing me aggressively, and I'm I'm about seven or eight deep, you know. So the guy pushes you, you know, and it's a crowded bar, so you're not really knowing who's pushing you. And I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover, y'all. Especially back then. I'm just trying to get chicks. I'm not trying to get in a fight. So somebody pushed me.

That's weird.

Somebody pushes me again. Somebody just keeps pushing me and then puts me in a headlock. And so I still didn't even know who it was. And that's not funny to me and my boys. We don't do that kind of stuff, like grab butt with guys. And so this guy's got me in a headlock. He's like you punk, you punk, kind of like pushes me again. I look up, got like wrapped my polo shirt over my head, and I look up in his lunch box, just hammered, and I just kind of started on the show.

And I'm like, what's up, dude? You go to West six and he's like, yeah, man, I go to West.

Six And at the time, he didn't really ever talk that he had a girlfriend, and so he's with the chick and it was like his rider diet girl that he's now married to.

Dang, he's with his wife.

And I'm like, lunch Box just attacked me, and he I thought you were single with no and you got are you here with a chick?

I was so confused and explains to me wrong, I was eight or ninetyep.

The next morning, I asked my friends I go, and then it had ended and we went all our separate ways. It was just funny and stuff, and everybody in the club's watching us, and I was kind of new on the show, so that people are like, oh my.

Gosh, Rain lunch are fighting. This is fun, this is cool.

The next day I was like to my buddies, did lunch Box headlocked me in the club last night?

They go, yeah, dude, yeah he did. He was hammered though.

That is funny, also very Lunchbox to do that when you don't know him very well.

I didn't know him, just getting pushed and punched, and then the magical woman appears and I'm like, what planet am I?

Awe on, man, did you guys spike my drink?

That's funny, that's a good story.

Nobody spikes drinks in Austin, guys. I was just kidding, just kidding.

Oh, they do a natch, but also they also I mean, if you go to the bathroom. I don't know if I've ever just left a drink without unless I have a girlfriend or my wife or somebody there.

Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. No, you didn't hear.

You didn't hear. You don't remember my birthday story?

Tell it from gosh, this is three or four years ago now. But I went down to Broadway. I'm not gonna name the bars at this point, it's irrelevant, but we were there, and I had been out at a few different bars before that, totally fine, Like I was conscious, I was great, like just having a good time.

I don't even think I was at this point. Yet we go to this bar.

About twenty minutes into being at this bar, I am on another planet, Like I feel, I'm like out of body, having experiences, hallucinations, have no idea what's happening to me? And I'm like, okay, well maybe I just got like super drunk, really really quickly. We go to another bar. I fell down the stairs because I wasn't even able to walk, Like my whole body like gave out on me. We and that next like day I was literally peaking for like forty eight hours. So we're in ninety nine percent sure that I got roofed at the one bar we were at where I was like totally fine, and twenty minutes later I was not.

My one question, when did it happen? And why was one of your girls not watching your drink?

Well, so we ordered shots from the bar, and we think one of the bartenders diod it.

Just don't see a bartender doing that. Why would you risk your job to get a girl hammered that you don't even have a chance to hook up with because she's going to be on the other side of the bar and you're working.

I don't know, right, I don't know why anybody does anything at this point anymore. You know, I have that question a lot, like why are you doing this?

And doesn't really make sense in my brain, But that was the only place we could place it because I hadn't had enough drinks and I'm you've seen me I can hold my alcohol super well. I'm not like a if I get drunk. I'm just funny and I'm like hanging out. I'm having a good time, the funniest.

You're the funniest when you're drunk.

I mean more like silly. I'm like goofy silly. I don't really have an alter ego when I'm super drunk.

Guys wink. Everybody is hilarious when they're drunk.

Wow, what I meant, I'm like goofy silly.

I don't have like I'm not angry.

I'm not like drunk and falling all over the place, like I hold my alcohol super well.

You do.

So this was very out of character for me, and that whole experience happened. So yeah, we think I was a bartenders.

One time I thought I got roofyed in Mexico with my boys, and years later I got level headed, and I think it was just really strong tequila and we didn't really know the concentration and it was frozen drinks, so.

But frozen drinks don't typically have super high concentration.

But I just think in another country it was just like a thousand proof or.

Something, or it could have just been you know, a little bit toxic.

Maybe not that I think the local was trying to hug out with me.

It was just maybe they just.

Want to make sure you had a good time, and maybe to them that is having a good time.

Yeah.

See why do people do the what they do? We will never know.

Did you report it?

No, we didn't.

It can happen again at that same bar because your irresponsibleness.

Honestly, it was.

It wasn't really until the end of like when I was still vomiting for like forty eight hours, where I was like, oh, this is all the pieces because you kind of blame yourself.

You're like, well, maybe I did drink too much. Maybe I did. Like that was my first thought process, was like, oh, this is on me.

Do you remember the bartender?

And that was the other crazy part too.

Ray, It was like after about twenty minutes after we had that shot, everything went dark.

I don't remember anything.

Do you think the shot was You necessarily didn't know the specific shot you were having.

It was a very strong shot.

No, it was a mix.

It was a lemon drop shot, stuff that I have all the time, you know what I mean, Like it was something that I typically have like four or five of in a weekend.

I end my interrogation.

That's all I got. Well, because to your point, you know, I didn't go to like the hospital or anything. But there we go. That's what we're in.

I was trying to in on a good story and we're in lunchbox and right they met and there's a weird meeting for them.

Yeah, the hospital that they could have like tested your blood alcohol content and been able to tell if you had gotten roofyed.

They would be able to tell that.

Yeah, if you go like right after, but also like they take your blood and everything. It has to be I think within a certain timeframe. I don't really know the specifics of it, but that is how they figured it out.

That's why you need a dud. Dude's never gonna let that happen, you girl.

Well, Ray, I've been working on that.

Okay, still here, all right, we're jumping out of here.

Tell people wherey can find you.

Got my buddy justin Okay.

We're not going back down that path.

Uh.

Susan ray Mundo and then also Sore Losers podcast me and launched you three a week Absolute bangers if you like. We listened to here minus sans Morgan.

That is true, but sometimes they jump on.

Three heaters a week. Guys when you're doing your commutes.

And follow me up. I'm growing Morgan and we'll see you guys later, right, thanks for being here.

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