Best Bits: JUST THE BITS

Published Feb 3, 2024, 3:03 PM

This part of the podcast is just the best 7 bits from the show this week that Morgan counts down from 7 to 1. This week includes new ways to wake up, some updates, and much more! You’ll be able to listen to them uninterrupted with just a few intros!

It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.

I feel just the Bits.

Happy weekend, everybody, Morgan here and I am excited for another Best Bits weekend with y'all.

Before we dive into all the things that happen on the.

Show this week, if you would just give me a second chance. Maybe you've already tried it, or maybe you haven't tried before, but go check out Part one and part three.

This weekend with Mike D.

Not only did we talk about movies because he is the guy for movies, but we talked about if him and his wife were talking about having kids and shared some vegetarian vegan meal ideas, what are uniforms at home look like? Which I'm pretty sure everybody has a uniform And we even got some updates like Mike D shared an update on his tattoo that he's gonna get and his mental health, and I shared something I've been really struggling with lately. And it's not a joke, it's not meant to be a funny thing, like genuinely something I just had to get off my chest and share with all of you guys. So Part one part three are really exciting. But now currently where we are Part two. Let's dive into the show this week. Everybody has regrets, but not very often do we actually want to talk about them. But this week on the show, everybody admitted the one regret they have in their life, and we are all across the board. Everybody had a different one, so it was super interesting and maybe you can relate to some of these.

And it'll make you feel a little bit better.

I know it made me feel better just hearing about everybody's different regrets.

Because like, we all got them. That's just the way life goes.

So here are all of us getting very vulnerable and sharing our regrets in life.

Number seven thirty and forty somethings what they regret not doing when they were younger. That's the article from BuzzFeed, and so pretty much we're all thirty or forty something. Yeah, so what do you regret not doing when you were younger? And then I'll read one for everyone that you guys share. I can go first, if I'm going to go real younger, not learning music, not being in band, because every was like bands for nerds, and I was a nerd but also played sports and also was like, I don't know if I can afford an instrument, but it probably could have figured it out like we did everything else. But I really regret not learning music young, so I would have an idea of how to do it better today, like piano anything, just learning music.

So I quit piano as a kid, and my mom fought me on it and I won, and I wish she had made me stick.

I mean, you could have been like a huge piano player.

No, but no, you could have been Picasso, Amy, You could have you really could have been the Pcasso piano.

And let's say you already are gay guys, Amy, you, I would say traveling.

I mean even just domestically.

Uh. I wish I would have taken more time free kids or even marriage or something. I don't know, just even going places by myself. WHOA, maybe I'll have time for that later.

I can't that much.

Still, I got our good back, that's right, Oh we do now.

Yeah.

But I remember in college I was supposed to study abroad and then it got canceled because the nine to eleven happened, and so I just never took that opportunity. And I feel like that would have been my foot in the door to doing something like that, and experiencing different cultures.

So here are a couple on the list here turning down invites and opportunities to meet new people and travel. It's kind of like yours. Be a teenager, I was too eager to grow up and focus on almost exclusively work from fifteen to twenty five, so I'm missed out on the whole thing. I don't know. I'm pretty happy I did that, because I wouldn't be where I am now had I not got started early. But I do understand some folks can feel that way. Lunchbox you, oh man.

Travel was one because like with my roommate when we were younger, when we were working, we should have just taken weekends and gone places.

But I was like, you need a week to go somewhere.

But we could have gone partying for weekends in different cities, met different chicks and like different background.

Not as much more chicks from different backgrounds.

Yeah, instead of just like Austin's Sixth Street girls, you know what I mean, like glub it. Yeah, I mean I lub it, I mean Houston, I mean yeah, inner background. And then also maybe not gone to class as much because that cost me my chance to be in the real world because I went to class instead of being there for the phone call?

Uh, do you wish you would have never gone to college seeing that you didn't graduate?

Like?

No, college is fun, man, Like I met some people that I'm friends with to this day.

So I think it was a good experience.

And what about the college part of what if you could have met and how all the experiences? But just like the because you're like ninety five percent there, do you wish you would just never done any of the school part of it?

No?

Some of the schools school because like I used to do history was boring and I took history in college and that was the first time I was like, oh, this is actually interesting now to actually read about history now. No, but for that, you know, two years that I had history classes, I was like, man, I.

Learned some thing.

What kind of history were you interested?

I'm not sure what's ever one he was teaching Eddie.

Man, I just realized this one recently. It's four oh one K. I should have been doing this since day one. Not I still don't even know about one. But can you imagine the money I would have if I started a four oh one K when I started working when I was I don't know what eighteen years old. God, I'd be loaded, dude. And now you guys talk about retirement, I'd be loaded because you were like a.

Dollar you put a dollar in there a week.

I mean, I know you don't put a dollar in there a week from another guy who didn't start it. He's trying to behavior.

I would be loaded.

I can't have the money, but I mean my retirement would be like coming up soon.

I do wish i'd learned about like stocks and bonds and all that earlier in my life.

But no, but you still haven't learned that.

Well, I'm just still I'm trying to learn.

But I'm saying, like people talk about, you know, having a portfolio, and I don't know what you see ds.

And stuff like they talk about that stuff in banks. I don't know what that is.

You guys can still learn that. Yeah, but it's too late, man, it's not too late. I regret that, Morgan, you just turned thirty.

Yeah, one of my regrets is a relationship that I was in.

That's fair, But what what's the bigger part of that?

Not jumping into a certain type of relationship or having different stands, Like what's the macro to the micro.

I think it was.

That I, because of things that I went through, I had low insecurity in myself, and so that was probably the bigger picture, is that I just wasn't grown enough to be in that relationship, and then I probably would have never been in that relationship that long.

So you so, what would you change? What do you regret not focusing on that led to that.

I think I regret not focusing on myself and just being by myself at that point in time instead of just like jumping into a relationship.

I wish I just would have just been.

Me and hung out by about yourself and what you were wanted.

Yeah, that's good.

Ray, Yeah, I got so many I'm probably gonna say it, why do you have so many? You have a good life, man, I have a great life. But there's just a lot of things you can think back in retrospect. But I really do wish i'd have move to the South, had my parents just send me away to a relative's house so that I could have played sports year round. Because I lived in winter cold six months of the year, I couldn't throw a baseball and I still played college baseball. So I mean, I really think I could have made it far because you live in the South Southeast.

It's warmer and much more. You can play outside side sports.

More so, if you would have grown up in Texas, he'd be in the Major League.

You're looking at Texas Ranger right there, Nolan Rayan Scuba, Steve coming to you last kind.

Of all in the sports vein.

I think it was mostly because you get stuck in your head as a child and you just think people are judging you, and you just I was in that space where I had no confidence in public.

At home, I was phenomenal at basketball. It was so good. I would never miss a shot.

Or what do you mean at home, Like I had like a basketball court in the back garden and one of my parents were married. They bought that for me and built it back there, and I practiced every single day, and I was so good. But when I would go to like school or for tryouts, I would kind of like keel over and then I would skip it or wouldn't go, or I come with some sort of excuse as to why I shouldn't go. But I regret that because man, I feel like if I would have put the effort towards it, I wouldn't be here right now.

I'd be like Ray, I'd probably be in the MLB or the baseball.

Or MLB or the baseball about basketball.

NBA is what I was going for.

NBA get nervous.

Then it killed over.

I was, yeah, exactly, like I'll start talking and I don't know what it is.

Maybe will experience this where I know what I want to say and how I want to handle it. But then every once in a while I get this like rush of energy and it gets stuck in my chest every.

Day for me for five hours and I can't say it, Like, how do you get through that?

You don't like, I'm still trying to just do it more the stomach through it, and.

You realize when you mess up, it's that big video. So then you're more relaxed because even if worst case scenario happens, you're gonna be fine, which actually helps you in best case scenario. That's just general performance anxiety for me. Why do you guys look at each other when he said NBA if he was really really good for your backyard dude? No, but like, but also you're not like genetically an elite athlete, right.

Like some of the people come in the NBA, they're not as well. They just worked really hard at it and they got better at.

That's like two guys, that's like, that's like Division two college.

Jeremy Lynn. Jeremy Lynn's a great example.

Lead like still playing overseas and yes, but he wasn't though.

He worked towards it and he became really good at it.

So were you ever playing against anybody.

Or just yourself?

He was good against ghost Man.

I was like he was playing by himself.

The saying, you don't really think you could have been in the NBA had.

You I really think it's that's one of those sports if you work towards the crowd.

No bowling is that basketball you can get to a point, but it does have to do with the bitter your athleticism as well.

I don't know what I think you can work like.

For example, I coach a kids basketball team and I've seen these kids grow over the year, and some couldn't even shoot the ball at the beginning, and all of a sudden, two weeks later, now they're putting the ball into the hoop. It's a it's a skill that I think you can get good at.

Yes, but you're growing, and so are the people you're playing against. And the higher you go, the more athletic, and the more work they've done.

Jeremy Lynn is sixty three.

He wasn't always six three though.

Yeah he was seven. He was right, he was seven years old.

He wasn't.

Then you're really thinking, honestly, I honestly think that, how tall are you? Five ten?

I am six foot flat, okay, but there are NBA. Look at Buggsy Bogues, who's five foot three, but.

I was fast and athletic.

There were like two or three people ever small like that, bud Webs bud Web. Yeah, but again why they were a stories because nobody was like that. They were so.

Yeah, well I could have been so rare as well. The kid in his backyard that became.

Like Earl boy Ends was small. Yeah, he was all five five five six. Spudweb was small slam dunk champion. But again, the reason their stories is because that is an anomaly, and they.

Could jump out of the gym. They could. I mean at least I could.

Jump really high too.

I was.

I could put the but you're not.

It doesn't matter.

I like you a lot, and you're fun to hang out with but I don't think you could have been NBA player, And I think it doesn't matter what I think.

Everyone on the soup, even with.

Me, I could not have been.

I was a decent baseball player, yeah, you know, even in high school, even outside I mean I was All Regional conference defensive player of but I know my athletic ability would have kept me from I would have peaked probably at like a small college, even if I worked all the time, which is what I did, because it didn't really have the athletic ability to be elite. It's a mixture unless you're a bowler that you can train. I feel bad now. I think I felt like a crusto's dream all these I.

Want to play something out though.

So said that he could hit like a homer automatically playing softball, and we played a softball game, and if you couldn't even get a hit.

You know what I want to say about that. I've realized I love your enthusiasm, Scoop Steve, and your confidence in yourself because I should take everything back.

I said, you could have been a dang NBA player.

But he has the confidence now.

But there's nothing.

There's no reason for me to say you can't, Scooby, you would have definitely been a NBA player. I take everything back, I said.

Thank you. I appreciate it so much.

Well now he really regrets it.

I mean, what what great did you played on your high school team?

Did you ever get recruited or no?

That's the thing, because I didn't have the confidence to go try.

He didn't try.

But he could go one on one with ghost Man and every every game.

But he couldn't. But he could have been with Jordan out there.

Man, Okay, Scooba, Steve, thank you, thanks for being vulnerable. We're giving you a hard time and I think you could have made it.

Thank you.

I really appreciate it.

All right, buddy, it's the best bits of the week.

With Morgan number two.

We got two big updates.

So Eddie had come on the show and said there was a dilemma in his house with potentially going to an NBA game or going to his son's spell Be competition, and there was just a lot happening and he wasn't sure what they were going to do. But we got an update on what they did do and how it all went down in Eddie Venburgh audio, so nobody could tell him that he did something wrong. And then I shared an update on the Twister date that I had and I still got roasted again.

Imagine that. Here are those.

Two updates, so you can be cut up on all things NBA spelling be Twister number six.

And I was.

Listening to the show, going back and forth to go to the game or go to the Sun's Spelling Beat. And I was listening today to see if the boy was asked or how did it turn out?

Thank you, ABI appreciate that.

So Eddie's oldest son was happing a birthday they we're gonna take and watch the Memphis Grizzlies play basketball.

What do he wanted?

Turns out one of the other sons qualified for a later round of the Spelling Beat HM same day, four hours difference because it takes that long to get do Memphis almost.

So what'd you do?

So? I mean, you guys act like I don't come here and ask you guys questions and take your advice. Seriously, you told me, why don't you ask him? See what do you wants to do? So that's what I did. I asked him, Hey, Bud, what do you want to do?

Oh?

Did you talk like that? Like, oh, I totally no to be like the game or the spell.

Yeah.

Yeah, I was dribbling a basketball while we were talking, you know, like, hey man, I mean the NBA basketball is gonna be so cool. But it's up to you, man, completely up to you. Whatever you want to do, we will do.

So do you have audio this?

Yeah? I brought audio of me to him describing what happened because I knew you wouldn't believe me.

Okay, go ahead.

So on Friday, we kind of had a decision to make, right, So we had the Memphis Grizzlies game for your brother's birthday.

But then you also had a spelling bee. What happened? What did you decide?

I decided to do the Memphis Grizzlies game because the spelling rewords were too long, and next year I'm gonna work really hard and some Memphis Gruzzes game was my first NBA game and it was really fun.

Did I force you to go to the Memphis Griuzses game or did you make that decision on your arm?

I made that decision.

Are you happy about your decision?

Yes? How is a game?

Oh?

It was really fun?

They won by one.

Point and now are you going to win the spelling be next year probably or I'm going to try to so you're happy.

Very perfect. Sounds like being a hostage note at the beginning of I know what I mean, I really want to go to that game.

No, man, is that it was really fun.

The words are going to be too long, guys.

That's that's how you talk making fun of how.

No, I'm not because I know him and you know what.

We're going to be too long.

It's not It wasn't me, See man, I brought this audience so you would believe me, and now it's backfired.

I mean, your exact quote was I'm not going to ask his opinion because I don't want to give him the power.

Right, It sounds like you didn't give them. You did give him the power.

I did.

I said, what do you want to do?

But think about it. The words are going to be really long.

No, no, no, he looked at the words as well.

Try Sarah top and and g nas. Dude, you got to see these words. Well that's an easy one, so you probably won't do good.

And I go to the game.

I didn't do that. You got to see these words.

These words are crazy though, and so maybe there was a little doubt in him and he said, you know.

What this idea? No, no, I didn't say anything.

But you guys had fun at the game.

We had a blast. This is a great game. Like you said, they won by one point.

So spell super calif fragilistic, xpialidocious. And if you can't, you will get shocked with his cattle probade, just like they will on stage that day. Sign. If you don't get it, then he sounds stressed up. You know what.

I'm sure he wanted to go to the game.

They never want to go to the game.

You definitely interviewed him after the game where he'd fun.

Right, how about that cotton candy the popcorn that we got. Let's talk to Ashley in Texas, who is on the phone. Hey Ashley, good morning, what's going on? One video?

I just had a question for Morgan because I want to know how her date with the cowboy went, because y'all were all given her grief for playing Twister.

We were giving her grief because she said, Hey, do you want to come over and play Twister? And that just sounds not grief. I guess we won't given her grief. We were just like, we that would be the greatest invite ever for a date. Did you go on that date?

Yeah, the day happened.

Did you play Twister?

Yes? We did, and Twister was so much fun.

I bet we laughed.

Like nothing sexual about it, Like we laughed, we had.

Nothing happened.

Okay, but I'm not saying nothing had to happen, not saying nothing had to happen.

It was definitely probably.

I think you guys are thinking of a different version of Twister because Boister is very uncomfortable and awkward.

You're in weird positions and you're laughing the whole time.

That's that's doing it, Morgan. If your bodies are on each other, even if you're is definitely leading at.

Least sexual thoughts. I don't care. I think it's great if you want to do that.

Great.

We're just saying that would be awesome if we're invited to come over and play Twister.

Well, it was really fun and it had a great date idea.

Yeah, the fact that you said there was nothing sexual about it, that is just not true.

I mean, I think what she was trying to say was nothing happened.

All metal army like like the armor suits.

Did you guys each have your separate little twister path.

I mean, okay, okay, and there and there was nothing, no sexual feelings at all.

Well, I can't speak for him, but I for me, No, it was just laughing and I was having a fun time.

Okay, Well I'll speak for him.

I think every dude everywhere can speak for every dude everywhere that a guy, if they're asked and they're attracted to that person, they're going to have sexual feelings too. If you didn't, I don't think he's the guy. Great point, honestly, Wow.

Oh that can't develop over time?

I mean it can. You guys are different when women have depth, right, you guys can. You still need to be attractive, but you can get to know a guy and find other qualities in him that make him even more attractive.

Where we're like, girl, god, be pretty, not pretty like her. Cave man.

Right, we're caveman.

But I mean you should give yourself little more credit than that.

But yeah, no, he's right.

But if they're like.

Yeah, but y'all look for a certain amount of depth.

Generally, I'm talking about guys, especially early on out of the.

Gate, it's not very depth.

But going back to Twister.

Can I just say, like, if you're in an awkward position, you're falling down and he doesn't grab you and pull you on top of him like as he's falling, I mean.

There is you've thought about that?

I'd like nothing.

I mean, come on, he doesn't grab you and hold you down.

So did that happen Morgan?

Yes, situation, but he's like twisted back where he starts following, he starts grabbing, he grabs you out, playfully grabs you, pulls you to the ground.

He starts smooching. That's how it works. I mean, that is kind.

I know how it works, how it works, at least how I would think it would work with that game.

We only ever played a church camp and so that didn't work that way.

And I was playing with other dudes too, Okay, it was like five of us.

But Morgan's all for a quiet about that part of it.

No.

I mean we.

Kissed, but nothing like sexual beyond that happens.

So are you not? Are you attracted to him?

Yes, but I don't know that he's gonna be my over.

It's over my partner, it's over knock out.

Not because of that aspect, just different things.

Well maybe it maybe an in time, let it develop, But thank you for sharing that. Hey Ashley, thank you for that question. I'd forgotten about that. Thank you all right, I see you later.

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.

Bobby had a friendship dilemma that he wanted the show's advice on, but he quickly regretted asking the show's advice because he wanted to know if he was being creepy or if he was being a supportive friend. And let's just say, I don't think he liked the answer, But listen to his dilemma for yourself, and then you decide.

Number five, be honest with me, don't worry about my feelings everybody, but also don't take shots at me just for the gamesmanship.

Would never do.

No, I know we're just being honest.

I can already tell by the tone of their voices this is not gonna be You're gonna try to hurt me. But okay, I have a friend, not a close friend, but somebody that I know. We text back and forth. He is a professional golfer, okay, and so he plays on the PGA tour and we'll text like every few weeks or so if like he plays well in the tournament, I'll be like, hey man, what up? He hit me the other day and I was like, hey man, and talked about how you've been. I was like, good, and I said the following. And what I need to know is if I came off stalker ish or creepy or lame or just a good buddy or all three or just a good buddy, I want that to be an option too.

Yeah, you've got all the above. I love chess when they have all the above because I always.

Picked or just a good buddy. Okay, okay, I said, And again we probably talk every two weeks three, I said, he I hope you will. I said, hey, I saw your last tournament. How'd you feel when you play it? He said? I was happy.

Game feels better this year. I think I'm gonna be dangerous this year.

I said. This is This is when I said something that could possibly be considered too much.

You're making me nervous.

I said, that's awesome. I'm always keeping up. I have my alert on every time you play on ESPN.

Oh man, that is hold on.

Let me think is that creepy because that there's an alert? Well, it means when they're playing.

It's like it tells me a score, keeps up with them anytime anything happened. Yeah, any sports, Yeah, because I have it scept for Arkansas basketball, Arkansas football, Arkansas baseball.

Okay, here, here's here's the thing. It's absolutely creepy. It's awkward.

Said, I'm always keeping up. You're on my alerts on ESPN.

And what did he say to that?

Not a lot, he said. Part of it he said fingers.

Oh yeah, peace like I'm out, like I'm getting never again. Yeah, like peace like.

He doesn't really use Emsi's like over there, like you should have played it cool.

You always sew me to play it cool.

But I wasn't playing it. I just was like, hey, I'm keeping up with you. I keep you on the ESPN alerts to see how you're playing. Every time you play it.

Tell what a friend?

No, you say, oh I looked at the last tournament, saw you did this.

Not every time you hit.

It comes through on the phone like you sound like a it does stalker?

Am I a stalker? Or possibly a good friend? Honestly, your your reaction to that, Gosh, it doesn't sound great now, you know, don't let them convince you.

I'm not I think that you're a good friend.

No, No, you're just saying that.

Because I know no one of these teen moms.

I got to learn every time they changed the diaper, but before then they cover on television.

Well maybe they do.

It a I think that's what a good friend would do.

And then be because you're not a stalker, you're able.

To say that.

So if I was a stalker, I wouldn't say that I secretly do right, right.

Right right, good point. Okay, Eddie, try to sit on this for a little bit just to kind of is it close in your mind?

Oh?

Yeah, really close. There's a fine line between stalker and supportive friend. Because at first I'm thinking, you know what, like if I were on the tour, you would for sure do that notification and be like, dude, I follow you, I follow your shots like good tournament, bad tournament, whatever. But I don't know if you're that good of a friend to him, like you talk every two weeks, not really a best friend. I'm saying stalker, borderline stalker.

But what if he listened. I know he listens to the show some.

Yeah, but does he say hey man, every single.

Alert on every tweet that you guys put up, you know, every time you guys post on Instagram, my phone doesn't go off.

Like, okay, so we have one. It's okay, Eddie says, I'm a it's stalker like it's close to the middle, but you're on the stalker side, latch box.

Lame, stalker, You're all the above, all the above, like lame.

We wrapped it up.

Lame wasn't an option, No, it was it was it was option.

See.

Okay, well you.

Have said if you were me then meaning what I meant.

All you have to say is like, oh yeah, I saw the scores. Looked like you had a good tournament. I'll check it out when you play.

Now you geek down on Johnny Bananas and like, yeah, I know love them.

That's what I'm saying. And you said I was stock rish and I probably blew it. And that's why Johnny Bana doesn't want to be my friend now is because I you did blow it.

You yelled at him.

Now and here it takes one and no one.

No Morgan, okay, quick thought that we're gonna be done with this. What do you think I.

Don't think you were. Can you refresh your mind. How many times have you hung out with this guy in person?

That's a good question.

I don't know that you said.

I feel like that matters too.

And very close to each other.

What year know what that means, as in like the same week?

Yeah, okay, because.

It was the same event.

Yeah, I would say, because it's only two times hanging out, you might need back off. But I don't think it's lame what you said.

I think what you said is good, and I think that's being a good friend.

Who got whose number?

I don't know.

You can tell what the texts if you go back to the beginning.

I don't want to, man, I think that piece of mode you really well. No, I changed numbers though, remember recently, so since then I'll go to the top. I just said, hey, Bobby's new number, and.

Then he said Bobby who.

He's a Bobby.

No, this is the first time that we ever messaged. I said, this is January thirty, first of twenty twenty three, so one year. Great to meet you. Good luck this week?

Hey do you say good luck every week?

By now? I'm such a.

Loser every tournament, Hey, good luck, I'm such a loser. It's a tough one.

All right, hey, hold twelve's got some water. Be careful, don't hit it to the right.

I'm such a all right, well, I have some have some work to do on myself.

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

Number two.

Eddie had to be on the Wheel of punishment because he spoiled a TV show for our listeners, and so then he had to go fulfill the punishment of what happened with spin the wheel, and the show wasn't very satisfied with his fulfillment of said punishment, so something has to happen again. And there's just a lot here, but I think you need this for when the next one comes through, whenever Eddie finally goes back out and really finally.

Fulfills this punishment that you should have done a long time ago.

Number four, Eddie spoiled a show. When you spoil a show or a movie, we spin the wheel of punishment. Eddie's punishment was he had to go to a public place and perform comedy randomly until somebody laughed.

I don't think I spoiled anything, but you know what, I'm a man in my word.

But you're holding tight.

You just I'm innocent man, So where did you go? I went to a coffee shop right down the road. We are people there, Oh my gosh, so many people. Oh no, really did you pull up and you're like, oh no, it was jam packed. Because first, like I don't want to go in a coffee shop and just do my things. I ordered coffee just because like I feel I feel bad, So I.

Or did you feel bad towards the people working there, like you're gonna going to bother the day without buying something?

Exactly the coffee shop, the people work in there. I just feel like, you know, some dude goes up starts doing something embarrassing and they're like, oh great, here we go. But so I bought my coffee and then I looked in the other room, which is kind of like the main dining area.

It's passed.

I mean, there's probably two tables that are that are vacant, and there's a stage. I guess we're singer songwriters sing sit up there and sing. So I'm like, that's perfect, That's what I'm gonna do it.

I went up on stage.

I went up on stage.

We have audio. Here are you ready? Here we go, you guys.

A last one games on you.

Know that guy.

Football players stay cool, they stay close to the fag.

Those are the.

Last two jays. Oh yeah, no, there's something first.

There's something first. It's inaudible. You can't even hear it the whole thing. No, it's terrible. They went in to the audio and it just took video of it and he didn even record it with himself where he's at.

You can't even hear any of it.

Well, yeah, guys, I have terrible jokes on my phone.

But you can also record from your phone.

You hold it near your mouth.

Yeah, you get hit.

We do this every demos.

Now we gotta do another one.

This is you can't and you can't tell jokes you stole from the internet. What do you mean you have to go up and just like make up jokes. That's funny stuff.

I didn't steal those jokes.

I don't even know if they work. Play it again. You can't hear what's going on?

You like what you like ninjas?

Okay, what was the joke?

What kind of shoes the ninjas wear?

What sneakers?

Yeah, that's joke before.

But Ddie, literally you do this.

You see this, You go to voice memos, you hit record, then you go to the other screen, you pull up your jokes and it's recording you, right technology.

Wow, well, well he is the audio back.

You can't even hear it.

No, yeah, it's terrible. This is not count.

There's video, guys, guys, guys, please, you can't make me do this again.

This is a nightmare for me.

This doesn't count.

And not only that, I don't think he can use jokes from the internet that he steals.

I don't think that's as bad. I can't even know what the jokes are. You can't hear it.

You heard the joke Ninja's wear.

We're all right here? Why are we yelling?

We're very excited and I'm defensive.

Okay, it takes that took a while to stop recording.

So clear it is.

See lunchboxes recorded that ahead.

You pull up your.

Jokes, that's a recording you just did.

Yeah, isn't that amazing? How you can hear that again?

It sounds like you guys like Ninja's It sounds like a sound effect at a press conference.

You're paying that's because people weren't even listening to me.

But so that's why it's cringey.

Okay, So how did you get down or someone laugh.

Eventually there was a girl sitting by herself and she laughed at almost all of them, and I thought that was kind of cool. Everyone else they were trying to do like job interviews.

Dude, Okay, so let's vote, Lunchbox, you're the lone voter the.

Chance that counts. You can't even hear it.

What was the point of the punishment? Please tell me. The point of that has to.

Have a fun bit to listen to. No, that's not true. I want to be fair. You're the only voter. Do you vote a counselor now?

No?

All right, well how can he be the only one? Okay, sorry, Lunchbox?

And then.

What's your friends name?

Jason Gibble?

No, Nico Jackson, Neo Jackson, Nico Jackson.

You have a vote?

Yes, Bobby, that's not Nico Jackson says it does not.

What is your Is your agent anywhere near?

I know? I don't. I can call him?

Oh you only you can only do that on the phone.

I mean I can't.

You're gonna call him right now?

Oh you're doing the bit now, acting like you have an agent, got it? Okay, Eddie, you have to do it? No, come on, you can't make me do this.

I'm sorry.

I do think you have to hear it.

You have video evidence.

Okay.

I thought the point was for him to be embarrassed.

Thank you, and I'm very embarrassing. I'm embarrassed beause it bit's so bad. And I told our audience in the teas to come over because it's gonna be fun. You heard the joke, and you heard that.

I didn't hear the joke.

You did.

I didn't hear the punchline for the Ninja one, and you beat here something you're doing blue humor?

What bleeped out there? I don't know what that was.

There's you're sitting in front of a table and you can hear that conversation louder than your conversation with the guy curses, so we have to bleep that.

It's okay, let's one more vote, lunchbox, you are the only voter.

Gotta do it again.

Come on there, it is, it's over. We played the bones. That's the stamp. Today's Thursday. I will give you two weeks.

Two weeks, great, thank you, and I can do jokes with the internet.

Please. Man.

That's kind of lame.

But you wanted him to write his own Yeah.

To get up and do stand up. No, you said jokes, not stand up, but to get up and be funny.

And I try to do stand up. I was like, I went up there and said, hey, I'm a local comedian, so is it cool. I do a few jokes and some people are like yeah, yeah, yeah, and they heard the first one.

They turned around.

Okay, so well this is bit sucked. Thanks Addie, whatever, We'll get another one. Okay, one more vote lunchbox just you Yeah.

I gotta do it again.

Okay, gotta do it again. Unanimous Supreme Court is that's a majority decision.

It's the best bits of the week.

With Morgan number two, we had Lady eight in studio talking about their new single Love You Back. Not only that, we found out some things that they'll spend their money on that are super trivial, Like what are the things in your life that you'll spend money on, but you know that you probably shouldn't spend money on them. That's what we got their answers to. And we also heard about their request line tour. Just fun having them in studio and they even helped Bobby kind of write one of the hardest thing along songs.

Ever. Here it is the Lady A Interview.

Number three, The Friday Morning Conversation with Lady A.

Hey, guys, thanks for coming by, all three of you.

Thank you.

Here's a question I have. I'm wearing jersey right now. Not only wear jerseys. It's stump too old to wear jerseys. But I got on this thing on TikTok where you can like pay thirty bucks and get in a drawing, and then I won this sign Jamar Chase jersey for thirty bucks. Right, I'm sending all my money doing this. What do you waste your money or now maybe not waste. What do you spend? What's the trivial consistent purchase that you make? Hillary, I'll go to you first.

Oh, well, I'm immediately convicted because there's probably too many things.

I would say.

I live really close to the grocery store, and I have my groceries delivered way too much.

Even even though you live really close.

Way too close across the street.

Well, thank you.

Don't say which one though.

No, you know, and I put it off on the fact that I have three little kids and a whole lot of business. But yes, I get way too many groceries stoes.

We do that too well, and you never get the fruit. It's always like, you know, it's not like they're going through and like really like making sure as the fruit.

So I'm like, I just I don't know that I enjoy going to the grocery store, but we do. We do that a lot too.

I do. The wildest thing about the grocery store for me if we order food is that there's somebody there wait. Those Instacart drivers they go and just sit at the grocery store waiting.

Yeah.

So it's like as soon as you're ready, boom and they're going and taking pictures and like does this work? Does this work different than Uber where they like, you know, maybe you go one driving around close to you.

Well, they are mercenaries at the growth.

Coming now yeah, okay you Charles Man.

I mean, honestly, that's that's one of them. I'm trying to think trivial things. I don't do anything trivial. You know, everything's very thought out about that. I was about to say, zen I little nicotine things when.

I stopped drinking I mean Buddha, I was like, yeah, okay.

Like uh yeah, but I want my mom knowing I'm doing these nicotine pouches.

But isn't that sort of a necessity.

It definitely helps.

I will say a lot of people do that, you know, when you're like used to like having something to do and not having that, it kind of helps. Like so I figured, you know, I've I'm in a lot more control with a zen pouch that I'm a drink in my hand.

Talk to me about the zen because I was talking to Thomas Redd about one.

He was like, yeah, but the first time I ever had one was Thomas Rhett. I'm actually going to call him out. He's he's when I He's when I started, And I was like the deal and I was like, I was like, Thomas Rhett's like the niosis, Like, well, like he's got a if if t R is.

Doing this in I could surely do them absolutely so. Uh but it is funny. I mean a lot of people are doing it.

But you don't have to smoke to like you I've never never smoked, couldn't I just put one in my mouth and like enjoy you can.

The first few times you do it, it'll if you're not used to it, it'll give you a little like little little dizziness.

But what I want that, and when I be addicted to nicked, you.

Will and it's not worth it. It's not worth it.

Can we back up a little bit now? I need to know what this exactly is.

It's basically like a dip.

Why are we talking about it?

Just a little little while.

It's like a little pouch, but you can swallow it. But it's but it's it is better for you, well, not the whole pouch. You can swallow this instead of spitting it out. Now that here's the problem is this is the dad in me.

The problem.

I see if there's a problem, because I love it and I'll do it. But I can definitely see how like a twelve year old kid could be in class and doing it.

Yeah, that's where it's an issue.

But it but you know what that's You could talk about that with anything, and you know, I don't know.

So stay on caffeine, that's what you're saying. And I don't go.

Well, I also got to say, I mean, I went from having a couple of cups of coffee now to like four or five a day and so but but I don't know.

I'm a consumer. I have a drink about twelve Lacroix a day, you.

Know, all the time.

Then maybe walking walking around other things too. I know, Dave, what is your I would say, I was gonna say jerseys for my kid. We have one hundred jerseys at my house for my kid, Like sports jersey, yeah, my son.

He's nine years old.

Toys or in them, I mean Titans, a lot of Derrick Henry stuff, you know, like the new Oilers jerseys too, Joe Burrow, Dak Prescott, I mean jam, I mean we got them all.

It was like, are you asking for this one?

In a back way? Do you mind we have that one? So what's what's happening with you guys? Like, I know you guys have a new song out, So what what is what is this year? I feel like you guys have different seasons of like what you represent the music you're making. Even sonically, there's you know, seasons with a bunch of horns. So what is twenty twenty four for you guys?

Well, it's really mainly focusing on finishing this record out and you know, getting this single out there, and but also honestly it's the first time we're definitely going to do you know, some light touring, but it's really going to be focusing on the on the music. I mean, David, I actually, David and I are going to go down and do a little write and retreat in my place in the Muhammas for like a week and just little things like that, just try to get creative but also enjoy family. I mean, we've been doing this seventeen years and that's one of the conversations we have where like, you know, you get into this a little bit of that Hamster will where you're you know, you go in, you cut a record, you go promote the song, you go promote the record, you go tour, and you do the whole cycle again, and at some point, you know, you've got to have time to live life and get inspired.

And I feel like that's kind of where we are.

You know.

Yeah, that house in the Bahamas. I bet on that once at a charity auction.

Oh yeah, stay in it.

And you haven't been.

No, I didn't win. Somebody jumped over me after I left.

What, eh, who jumped over you? I don't know something.

Rich Thomas was there.

Yeah, he probably had a zoom yeah when he was doing it.

I remember I left and I was like, oh, this would be called to be hilarious. We'll go and never tell Charles it's us, and then we'll leave little notes and then he'll be like what. And then they were like, no, you got out bid, so well we will let at to go. Now, I don't need to come discuss. I'm going to stay in your house here while you're there.

Can most certainly do that.

Yes, yes, hey, I want to play Love You Back. Dave talked to me about this song.

Yeah, we got this song sent to us from Emily Wise band, James McNair and Lindsay Rimes. I mean, we write a lot, y'all know that, and uh, but gosh, when a great song comes in, this one had just kind of checked all the boxes for us. It felt like a kind of a lady a early two thousand and eight, twenty ten kind of song back and forth. Gosh, just you know, wishing that memory of somebody could be there for you.

But this is a cool Nashville story though. I feel like this is very Nashville.

So like Emily sent it and and it had James McNair, James McNair's voice on it. I was like, God, this sounds really great. And I was like, man, I could hear this as you know, a Lady A song. And so I said, I texted Elli Wiseban I said, Okay, let's go in and I'll play.

Me and I said, you play Hillary and let's see and.

I was like and then I was like, Lindsey, can you know Saint Dave's part, and like.

Let's just see if it feels like Lady A.

And so we went in there and like put it together and had all these parts you know, sent out, and said then when we, you know, sent that song back out, it's already sounded like a Lady A song and.

It just it was really cool though, to be able to do that.

And that's why I love this town, because like the song got sent to us from the songwriters, you know, it didn't go through label or any of that. It just got sent to us, and it was just I think it's a very natural story about you know, I like, we love writing music, but when when we hear something, I mean, American Honey was a pure example of like hearing a song that sounded like it was written for us. And that's what this one felt like.

The Friday morning conversation with Lady guys.

Are all in your own rights wonderful songwriters, and I don't. I can on this little tune in my head for a while. What I want to what I want to do is make the hardest sing along song ever, right, because you're always like everybody's singing. They'd be like, it's a quarter, but I want it to be. And I'm going to tell you the theme of the song first, and if you have any interest in writing with me, to tell me. But so you're driving down a dirt road, right, and you're like wow, and you look over on the side and you know there's there's lots of rocks and it looks like somebody painted like lots of pictures on the rocks. And so while you're like wow, So the song is called plural rural murals because there's more than one.

You're in a rural and it's murals.

Rural is hard to say say them all together.

So I'm trying to write the hardest sing along song ever called plural rural murals.

Rural like where like sinking spicy because by yeah, like just really weird, difficult, Yeah yeah, plural rural.

I still can't say it.

Rural murals.

Well, hey, have your people come mine? If you want to.

You got to get a super califradulistic expal in there somewhere.

I think that's probably trade.

I think that's what it took.

Me to speak.

It's centrifical emotion.

What's that one?

It was? It was your deep voice that threw me off. That voice I couldn't Yeah, I could not place it.

It's centrip.

That's odd. Yeah, I like it. That is odd. You guys ever think about because with albums now, you guys are recording and finishing your music now, and attention spans are different and there there is not a right or wrong way to make music now, and some people like I don't want to listen to albums. Some people don't want to just hear a song or two at a time. Would you ever do like a concept album, like a story album?

You know, we've talked about it. I mean it always.

I feel like we always go through so many different scenarios of what it is, and the music always ends up kind of dictating kind of you know what it is. It's like we've had many ideas where it's like, oh, let's do this, let's start with this, and it kind of goes through this journey you know conceptually, and then it's always like, guys, but this song's better than that song, but it doesn't fit in the concept. So that's where a little bit of that that tug.

And pool kind of happens.

But I feel like we flexed the muscle of committing to a concept though with our last tour, because it was the whole concept was, you know, request lines, so we were taking requests every night the setlist would be different. So I feel like we practiced flexing that muscle that we probably could then translate that into album if we wanted to.

When You Guys did that tour.

So sometimes people freestyle, they actually just remember in their heads and act like the freestyling like you know, people are gonna request your songs though mostly so you already know them. Yeah, Like, how often, though, did you get a song where you were like, hmm, okay, we're gonna do this one and we have to learn it in the next couple of days.

Every day at soundcheck, honestly, no joke. Every day we would get to sound check and some people don't even sound check, but we get there and rehearse for an hour. There'd be songs from the first record, you know, the last track on the first record that we'd have to rehearse. It was awesome. I mean, every day we had some deep cuts. We'd play voicemails in the room and let fans kind of choose tell them about.

The funny one. That was great.

One of the biggest requests we got the whole tour was for Stuck Like Glue.

That's funny?

They thought that did they think that was you? Though, I don't know, what do you do?

I know, I think they thought.

I think they thought it was.

Us, And so we learned it and we.

Did it and we called but we called him out and we said we said uh, and we played the voicemail and was like, oh, we love it, and we we came up with a dance to to Stuck Like Glue, and so clearly they thought it was us.

And so I called him.

I said, you know, Tracy, whatever her name was, I said, I said, how many songs into this show did you realize you weren't in.

The Sugar Lane show? And uh. But we learned the song and we did it and it was really fun.

And then every now and then, you know, you kind of you kind of like we're gonna take you request and then everybody be like shouting different songs, and so there.

Was a lot of time you open it up to shouting.

Well it always just.

It wasn't like we intended for that, but it would just happen. And so like there was sometimes you'd hear something and somebody be free Burd. It's like, okay, David, it was free. We know, free work, free burd. We've been in cover band.

We had a.

Bride like a bachelorette party, and the bride or one of the bridesmaids had called in for man, I feel like a woman shou So we did that one stage.

It was fun when people shout at you though you're opening up kind of the because then they'll start yelling.

Roll Tide, War Eagle, and then they start fighting and then it's like.

Trump Biden and then you're like, oh, then you lose control the whole You lose control of everything.

That's true.

Yeah, so shout out you guys.

For asked for the mayhem.

Do you guys have a consistent pre show routine.

We do a prayer every time and try to kind of get together.

You know.

We also local warm ups I do it's them you have, Yeah, two or three floors, a little.

Bit of that you gotta do that I don't know and then color out of woman I need.

Day Bobby.

One of my shows, Jake Owen was with me and Charles was it was nice enough to do my show with me, and so there Jake's like he can't take it that he's not doing vocal warm ups either wasn't performing and Charles want up. Jake's like going, they're just they're in the hallway like calling out to each other like a dance off.

Yes, it was.

Every time I'm on the golf course with Jake. If I hear like a good song, he.

Goes, WHOA?

Do people ever do that to you out?

Or do they often not place you because you're one of three and you're only one of one?

It's always artist like if I'll be like, I mean, it's probably been five times I've been at the airport and Jaron Johnson from Cadillac three, he's probably the biggest culprit of of making fun of me with my who woe? And then yeah, then Matt Ramsey had had a good joke. He said, how does how does Charles get a horse to stop?

And he goes, whoa?

That's pretty funny.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty good. Well, guys, it's good to see you guys too. So what so you're going on the road a little bit, but but nothing right now, you're announcing anything right now?

No, but we've got We've got, you know, a decent amount of shows. I mean, we we really, I mean, you know, it was almost like wanting to commit to literally taking an entire year off, but it was like, gosh, man, we just you know, the itch to be on the road is there. So but I think, you know, our I think our main goal right now, well really is no goal, just to focus on music and kind of enjoy the journey. I think that's been the biggest thing for us, is enjoy the process and not put too much pressure on the outcome and control things. And uh, I think the minute we kind of let go, that's when the artill start showing itself a little bit more. But also, just you know, I think because we're not doing as mini shows, when we're on that stage, it is going to feel like something special.

You know.

Do you every run out of breath though if you're not in tour shape.

I mean, I feel like now.

That we've been in this two decades. It is kind of like riding a bike muscle memory. But you definitely it takes a few to get to get the dust off the bus.

The bus rides.

When you take like months in between, like getting back on a bus and actually fall hon asleep becomes harder and harder than it needs.

To be, especially because more roads I have the on the side.

Yes, that freaks me for only the first night if yeah, the second night, I'm usually okay. But the first night that rumble strip, it's like a rebaptism that I don't like. Oh God, and you don't evenally know the driver like he may about he may just decided to drive off and kills all because you never know them. You might have consistent drivers though you have this, you have the consistent driver. No not Lord be with you.

Yeah, yeah it is. It's definitely. That is one person that you trust a lot.

Well, you guys, super cool, you guys. When you have something else, come in you have more completed or you want to announce a tour. But you guys, the new song is love You Back lady A Here in the studio they're gonna do Kicking Up Country Festival and Carolina Country Music fest. Yes, and they just yell your song whatever you want the whole time at these festivals.

You heard them say they like that, so just.

Scream and I heeart country.

Yes, yeah, to get to that, Dug can I forget.

I appreciate that.

Thank you and our country festival in Austin.

Good to see you guys.

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two, who.

Knew so many people were fascinated with alarm clock sounds. So Eddie brought to the show that he wanted to change his life. He had heard somebody else's alarm clock on the show and was like, dang, I need that.

That'll make waking up better. So he was changing his alarm clock sound.

And apparently a lot of y'all are changing your alarm clock sounds now too, just because of this segment. So I wanted to share it again here in case you want to have a better experience waking up.

I will tell you I don't think mine's going to change. It's just going to be the standard. Whatever the phone says I should wake up too.

I should probably be a little bit more invested in that, but I say, like ten alarms y'all, and I don't.

Wake up to any of them. That's just my life.

Here's Eddie talking about changing his alarm clock sound and the reason why he wants to do it.

Number two, change your alarm sound.

Yeah, what are you doing? Well?

The first alarm sound I had was just jarring. And I've had this forever, for as long as I've had an iPhone.

It's supposed to be jarring, is it.

I mean, I mean, if it's pleasant, you don't get up.

I didn't think twice about it, but I think Ray has a clip in my original alarm sound.

Okay, Oh, I hate that sound.

Little dude.

And now every time I hear that sound, it just reminds me like, oh gosh, I'm scared, I gotta wake up. But I dude, I found a new sound that is so relaxing and it actually makes me wake up, kind of like what we've been talking about. How like with the smile on your face, like, ah, the birds are outside.

Like sound on your phone? Or is it a new something you found?

No, it's on our phone.

What's it called. It's called like early riser or something. Okay, everybody, here we go, let's get alarm sound called early Riser.

That's on our phone.

Send this to go to sleep.

Oh dude, it's the best way to wake up.

It seems too peaceful.

It's very peaceful. And that's how you're going to start your day peacefully, not like, oh you gotta get up, gotta go to work. Nope, that is pretty chill.

I just won't be afraid. It wouldn't wake me up.

That's what I worried about. But if you're I mean, if it's quite in your house and that's the only thing that pops up, like, yeah, you wake up. I hear it.

As soon as that first piano key hits.

You start smiling in your sleep. Oh I get to wake up.

This is great, isn't that beautiful? Amy?

Do you bring your alarm sound in?

Yeah?

All right? Play?

Amy's pretty much similar that you guys, Ye.

Lunchbucks, you have one.

Yeah, here's mine.

Clock radio that's not on a station.

Clock radio, I mean sometimes on a station depends like when you hit it in the morning. Sometimes like you move the tuner or whatever and you don't realize it until it goes off the next morning. Still got that clock radio had in high school?

Is that clip from like nineteen eighty five.

I don't know what that is. Who has a clock radio? I think it may be a sound effect.

No, I got the picture of my clock radio right.

That's no, no, no, I'm saying that sound effect.

No, that's from my that's from my clock that. Yeah, there's my clock radio right there.

No, no, I understand it.

I still have it. It doesn't surprise us you had that. We thought you just grabed like a clock radio sound effect.

No, No, that's from my.

Actual screen recorded mind, from.

My Yeah it is.

And I maybe once every two months hear my alarm.

That's because I'm like, yeah before it sucks, So.

In my head I hear, hey loser, this is my alarm, Hey loser, wake up. You know why, because you're a loser, and if you don't get up right now, you're gonna be a freaking loser your whole life.

Idiot.

Nobody likes you, So wake up, wake up, idiot, idiot idiot.

Huh And I'm up.

That's a terrible It sucks.

Yeah, that's what my mind says to me every day. But once every two months, this is my alarm when it goes off that one. No, dude, you gotta get rid of that.

I don't ever hear it anyway. All I hear is may and my head going.

You know, if you don't go today and work as hard as you possibly can, you're never going to have a career because you're not near as talented as people give you credit. For a matter of fact, are not talented at all. Idiot.

That's not nice.

It's my alarm.

I can't help it.

I recorded that straight from that's not a sound effect.

You need a early riser. Oh so you need yours? I hear it again. Hey, you're talented, people love you.

You need to get up and go to work because you were meant to do that.

Won't You won't get to it though.

I'll never get to it.

Instead out here, Hey, idiot, you ever thought about setting your alarm like way way way early before you.

Want to wake up?

Even hour before that? I just think I can never even fall asleep because it's set one hour from when. I'm like, yeah, okay, so Eddie, yours is called I tell our listeners again.

I think it's called early riser.

Early rise.

Yeah.

There's a whole list of new phone tones or whatever.

I don't know what mine is called. It I have to look. I just knew the sound.

Mine's called clock radio. Hit it right.

Sounds like you were like a firefighter.

Mine is ripples.

Oh that's cool. Oh that's nice, Amy, Mine is anxiety.

I hate you.

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.

Number two.

It was draft week on The Bobby Bone Show, and we drafted the worst sounds, which are kind of subjective because some people love certain sounds and some people hate them, so who knows what are the ones we all drafted that everybody can actually agree on. And my team, man, I was strong. And after you guys hear this bit, I'll share the results of said draft since you can no longer vote. You can only vote within the first twenty four hours of the draft happening. But yeah, maybe you'll hear them and you'll agree with us or been like, dang, you should have added.

This to the list.

Number one, we're gonna draft worst sounds. That's the only thing you've been told worst sounds.

Eddie, you got the number one pick. We rolled the dice, go.

The strongest pick of them all.

Give me nails on a chalkboard.

Oh, I just got chills.

That's kind of old. That's kind of old school.

It's still a bad sound.

It is a bad sound.

Yes, it is right, But how many kids, how many twenty three year old you use a chalkboard?

Probably not all the college college in school. Still they're not talkboard.

Than I don't know. I like it. I like that's a good one, Morgan.

Everybody hates going to this person, the Dennis drill.

That's a good one.

That's good. I kind of like how that sounds?

You crazy? You don't, I got Yeah, that's a mouth card.

That's a good one day. Okay, it's over to me now, I'm gonna go. Worse sounds when your significant other says we need to talk.

O bad sound, dude, and they don't want to talk now.

Oh let's talk. When I get home.

Says we need to talk.

Yeah that sucks, okay, I don't like that one.

Amy screaming baby, Okay, oh screaming.

I'm not crying.

Lunchbox easy guys. Whining kids?

Whoa, that'll drive you up a ball any you like it when your kids wantch hate it? Like, whine all the time, all the time, all the time, drives you nuts.

Oh, just shut up.

I don't tell them that but yeah, in your.

Head, you do.

All right. So that's first round, lunchbox. You'll get the first pick of the second round. What are you gonna put up their worst sounds with?

Whining kids?

What else?

Uh?

My second thing is going to be silverware on a plate, when you scrape the plate with a silver a fork or a knife.

Ah okay, Yeah.

I'm sure that doesn't sound good. I just haven't done that much.

Like the sound of a restaurant.

Interesting, No, like when you talk of meat and you accidentally screeched the plate.

Ah okay, Amy.

Vomiting, Oh that's good, Amy.

Oh like what if my dog and my dog vomiting, I'm up and out trying to find it. Yeah, vomiting in general, that's a good one. Okay, it's over to me. So I have when Significent says we need to talk, and then I'm gonna do smoke alarm low battery beeps in the middle of mine.

Oh that's so good.

You gotta find out what you walk up to it and stare not that one. Dang it.

Oh that sucks, so smoke alarm low battery beeps in the middle of the night.

Morgan, I have a few on here that I can't decide all.

So you have Dennis Drill, a strong number.

One strong, okay, a doorbell.

And a TV commercial.

That's good because it like messes with the animals, all the dogs going crazy.

Everybody thinks somebody's at the door.

Yeah, I get that one.

My dogs never barred to a TV there.

My dog is like crazy doorbell or dog's barking in TV. They think they've been inbited to the party. Huh, Eddie, you have nails on chalkboards your number one? What's your other one?

I think I'm gonna go farting. A fart is a bad sound.

That's actually kind of funny if you do it, only if you do it somebody else's farts. God good, got it?

Okay, one more round.

Now you went lastest round, so you'll go first the next round. Your team so far is nails on chalkboard and a fart. Worse sounds. Go ahead for my last pickbones. I think I'm gonna go with a car crash.

Oh, the metal on metal that sucks.

Screech into It's terrible.

Morgan.

We've all experiences when we've been outside, especially during the summertime.

You gotta insect buzzing all around you. You can't find it an insect buzzing in your ear.

Man, I'm up next, I'm gonna go. I'm between two go and do it. I'm gonna go. Hearing a racist.

Slur, Holy, yours are so good. You're thinking outside of the box.

Yeah, I don't like it. There are no rules, Amy, Yeah, I know, I know.

Well, yeah, the only box is what you created in your own head.

I know.

And I'm thinking outside of your box.

Yeah, because I was seeing actual sounds and I'm like, like, man, I don't like racist slurs.

But even the sound I don't like. You know, your significant other thing, we need to talk.

That's so good. Smoke alarm and though hits me in a hard place. That's happened so many times.

I hate that one.

Yeah, okay, Amy, you have a screaming baby in vomiting.

Well now I'm thinking, should I do squeaky breaks or should I be Like if your boss says you're fired, if your doctor.

Says you're gonna die, that's a bad one you have. I was gonna say that too, but I did not softened softened that one.

Well, hey, I've lived through that with my parents.

I'm allowed shoot.

Worse sounds. Your final pick.

Is you're going to die.

Okay, brace impact.

That's oh man, plane going down.

That's it first for impact.

When have you heard that?

You've never heard that in your life.

When that's.

Pilots and when you're watching on TV, you're not stressed about.

It, right, lunchbox, you have whining kids and silver on a plate.

Yeah, So Bobby made me think of one when he said Florida Georgia line. I was like, oh, I could go nickel back. A lot of people hate nickelback, but a lot of people love nickelback. So I didn't know that one. Remember alerts because they go off in the middle of the night, and I mean, it's terrible. Someone got kidnapped. You don't ever want to hear that sound. You know, I'm never that annoyed by that because as soon as I'm like, oh this sucks.

I'm like, oh somebody missing.

Yeah, yeah, go ahead, the you know, like the broadcast morning, like this is a test.

I know that one.

Well, that was terrible. That gout Bobby find a million dollars. But no, guys, this could have been the number one pick in the whole draft. And you guys just left it there for me, Abby singing voice.

That we left it for you.

Man.

Okay, that's really rude. That's also really funny. Okay, let's and I'll give you some dele ones that had. But Eddie's team is nails on a chalkboard, fart and car crash.

Yeah. Wow, what a what a group of sounds.

Oregan has Dennis drill, doorbell and a TV commercial or insect buzzing in your ear. I have when significant other says we need to talk, smoke alarm, low battery in the middle of the night, and racist slur. Yeah, it is very bad man. Amy has screaming baby, vomiting embrace for Impact and Pilot and Lunchbox has whining kids, silver on a plate and Abby singing voice.

That's funny.

So a couple of the other ones that I had that I didn't do.

Lunchbox we did recording commercials.

Yeah, I had Lunchbox's voice on there, but I didn't want to.

Do that because he just can't get it, except that when I have.

It's weird come from mister nasal. He had my voice on that.

Well, honestly, I thought you would do that, so I thought I was gonna try to get you back.

I have girlfriends saying I'm pregnant.

Oh man, not wife.

Yeah, girlfriend or mistress. Dude, that's even worse.

Uh, funeral music loogie howking?

Yes, dirty cough like the cruit cough.

Oh that's tough.

Yeah, what about her alarm clock?

A person?

He has one? A person chewing food with open mouth, yes, chewing.

Someone's saying we're close. Sorry funny.

So all right, well go vote Bobbybones dot com.

Vote on the team, but don't look at just number one, look at the whole team.

These are the worst sounds he's drafting.

A good job, everybody, Thanks many, good.

Job, everybody, good job.

All right, thanks.

It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.

So this was a good week for Morgan in draft world because I won the draft. I mean, like, come on, dinnis drill so strong and Amy loss. So she'll have to set out the next draft. But that is it for us this weekend, y'all. I hope you enjoyed the best bits. I hope you're having a fabulous weekend. Maybe you're cleaning while listening, or you're on a walk, or you're hanging out with friends, or you're driving to somewhere fun, whatever you are doing, I just hope you have the best day ever, or the day that you deserve, as Amy calls them.

I don't think that's how she says it, but you guys get what I mean. Whatever it is.

Thanks for hanging out with me. I'm so happy you're here. Be sure again check out part one and part three this weekend with Mike d Go follow the show at Poppy Bone Show, and you can hang out with me on social.

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