Best Bits: Morgan’s Sister’s Wedding Weekend & Lunchbox Cried At A Sports Game

Published Jul 13, 2024, 1:14 PM

Happy Weekend! Morgan and Lunchbox talk about their vacations, turns out both of them cried during their time off. Morgan shares her favorite compliment ever, and Lunchbox doesn’t understand aesthetics. Plus, they each admit one thing they learned that other people probably already knew about.

The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan, Part one behind a scene with a member of the show. Hello, everybody, welcome to the Best Bits. I am joined this weekend by Lunchbox.

What's up, lunch It's freezing cold in here. It is freezing earl Saturday. I'm wearing shorts. I wore sandals because I forgot. Do you call them sandals or flip flops?

On flip flops?

Yeah, minor flip flops.

Definitely sandals. Feels too formal for me.

I don't know why not why I said sandals. I don't know I've ever said that word in my life. You've got a look, now, is there a sandals like? Is there a difference between sandals and flip flops?

I'm sure there is, if I'm being honest, I have no idea what it is though. Okay, but thank you for that.

These are definitely flip flops.

Okay, Well, thank you for reviewing your outfit for us to see you. We did on The Bobby Bone Show this week. We did a Tuesday reviews day Bobby's living out his boyhood dreams. We did a draft of annoying songs that gets stuck in your head. I shared my Mate of honor speed.

Yeah, I really, I really fumbled the bag on the draft.

You did well.

I had the number one pick and I literally thought, oh, baby sharp, my kids listen to that. It's super annoying. But none of these other people have kids, so they won't even think about it. I don't know why I thought that, because he has kids. Amy has kids, but their kids are a little older.

So I thought, oh, and I'm a child, so like, yeah, he really bad, really bad, really bad.

Because I was really trying to go. I don't know. I don't know what I was doing.

You did, you did? If you want the results, that's also no, not here some part two?

Okay what that made one of the top bits the draft did?

And then I just put the results after hold on.

Out of all the things we did this.

You haven't even let me go to everything yet, I'm literally on number six.

How many are there?

There's seven?

It was one of the that draft was one of the top seven things we did.

Loves the draft?

All right, maybe I don't you chill for a second.

Got to get through them then you can decide. Okay. I shared a little bit of my maid of honors for my sister's wedding and the man in uniform met my family. Lunchbox did bathroom Confessions from a strip in Chicago. Tracy Lawrence was on the show Eddie Has Gone Bald and we shared our vacation recaps. Yeah you go now, lunch now you see.

No, I thought that the story about what I found under my hotel bed is better than a draft.

Well, you know, you win some of you, Lissa.

No, no, no, that is that story is.

Hey.

I don't make the rules. I just follow the engagement.

No, no, the engagement. Let me go. Look, I'm gonna go look at the engagement.

Okay, well, we have stuff to talk about. We're gonna be.

Where all Bobby Bone show.

Let me you don't even know where to look.

Yeah, we're gonna go to the comments, the comments.

Of where though you don't know where it's posted.

It's on Facebook.

Oh okay, okay, we'll see how you do.

See.

It's also a difference of engagement, like did people click through to read it? Are they just commenting on it? It has fourteen comments, that's terrible. Yeah, thirty eight likes two shares?

Wow?

Yeah, uh so you're going to take your back your you're saying back, now, Yeah, nag, that's wild.

I can't believe more people weren't outraged.

Well, you know, it's a little weird, but okay.

Well I had to tell me something bad.

Can we move forward now? Yeah, okay, tell me about your vacation. You were in Chicago with the family. You talked a little bit about it on the show, but I want things you didn't talk about on the show.

Oh yeah, we went to this place called the Color Factory that was really freaking cool.

Were you color No?

Okay, every room has a different like color scheme aspect reason it's that color. Like one room was full of colorful confetti. It's just coming down from the ceiling and you can it's all over the ground so you can throw it around and play and it's cool. And you get there, you fill out a waiver or whatever, and they give you a QR code and every room you go in they have cameras position to make cool photos, so you can just scan it boom, take a family picture and it sends it right to your phone. That's fun, so you don't have to get your phone out take pictures.

And did you get like a whole lot of photos from it then, yes, nice.

And one room is like a it's all it's colored and it has mirrors. It's a mirror room.

I'm assuming you took the kids to this so they were loving it.

Yeah, well I didn't just leave the kids in the hotel room in Chicago.

You can find babysitters in other places, Sua. Did they got a babysitter for Disney? Did you not see that?

Do what?

They went to Disney? Him and his wife had a date night out in Disney and they found a babysitter and like near Disney and watched them. That watched the kids for them. No, yeah, no, okay.

Didn't do that.

You can.

I don't know that's but I guess I hire strangers off that app so I would say.

You hire strangers to be a babysitter.

Anyway, I think I've done that twice. Usually it's just kids at this or teachers at the school. But anyway, so the mirror room is so crazy because you think you're walking in the hall mirror. Sorry, and my kids ran into the wall and they tell you no running, and of course kids run and my bam running, my name, my nay. It was really cool.

That's awesome. Who found that you or your wife? Like, how did you find it about?

We found out about that because we talked to another family that went and one of the kids is like, oh, you got to go to Their kid was like the color place. It was so fun, and they get a treat once you inter exit every room. When you're exiting every room, you get a treat. Like one room was they give you five bags of pop rocks. Oh yeah, and they're all they're just plain looking, like the bag is playing, but you put them in your mouth and you have to write down what you taste.

That's funny, super interactive.

Very interactive. And then they have a big ball pit like and it's all the lime green and it was. It was a lot of fun. And we went on a random day so it wasn't crowded, like I can't imagine that place on a weekend.

Oh yeah, with like family too.

Yes. So we went and we spent like two hours. You know, some people went a lot faster than we did. We were taking our time and having fun and relaxing, and a lot of people like they were just going. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

It sounds like fun for adults though, too. Not just kids.

It was cool. It was a cool little spot. What else did we do? We went to Navy Peer, rode the big ferris wheel all that.

Did you guys see the bean? I've never been to Chicago. I really want to go, but.

I ran by the bean. I ran like, we stayed right by that park.

Where the bean is?

Yeah, and I ran right by it, and I'm like, cool.

It's a bean.

Yeah. We thought about taking the kids, but we had done so much and then it was hot. I was like, is it really work? I mean, are they really going to care about this bean? But I did see the big fountain, you know what I mean? I ran by that. What else did we do? Went to a Cubs game. You can listen to that on Sore Losers. The experience it was on Monday, Sore Losers. It was any of you.

Guys get a foul ball or anything exciting.

Something very exciting happening, something pretty freaking cool, like I would say, really cool, Like maybe the kids will never forget it the rest of their life.

Can you give me a little bit, like a little bit of it?

And because there's no little bit.

Of it, like it just does it involve a mascot. Does it involve being on the field, Does it involve being in the stands, it involve.

The How do I describe it, because.

We got to give them a little some I'm trying to.

Gosh, how do I say it without giving it away?

Does it involve any of those things? No? Not mascot, Okay, no mascot. Maybe something with the.

Field, Yeah, maybe some with the field.

Yeah, that's how we got Like that's cool.

I'm telling you, Like, let's just say. Let's just say there were tears from you. There there was tears.

Ship.

You didn't say no, there were tears ship that way. Let's just flu that way.

Were they happy? Tears? Sat tears?

They there were? There were there were tears. Okay, So Monday's sore losers this past Mondays. I think it's like Lunchboxes Family, The Box Family takes over Wrigley Field, something like that as a title. Okay, let's just say it was it was.

It was, Oh, guys, lunchbocks cried. I didn't say that, you did, Nah no, and then we all said it without saying it.

We also spent a couple of days at Lake Michigan, which I didn't talk about We went to Buffalo City, Michigan.

Okay, and they have.

Yeah, it was like forty five minutes to an hour, and it's like they have sand dunes, like big sand dunes, and that was great.

Do they slide down the sand dunes or were they're like ATVs in the sand.

You can't take ATVs. But there were some people sliding.

Uh.

We didn't have any cardboard. We didn't think about it, so we didn't like we do it. But there's i mean a huge one and we're like, I don't if we're gonna be able to do it. And the two older kids just took off straight up it and they go a little bit easier because they don't sink in like adults. Yeah, and then my two year old he couldn't freaking he kept carrying me, so I had to carry him up the entire sand dune. And I mean I was, oh, finally I just started running up it. I was like, ah, I'm just gonna get it over with. I'm just gonna go go.

All that running was preparing you for.

Something, Yeah, And I mean it was great. We rolled down the sand dunes and we watched them just kind of trek ahead in the sand dunes and they loved it. It was so fun.

Are the sand dudes like set on on like the lake so you're kind of by water or is it just kind of out somewhere separate.

No, like that's across the parking lot. Like it's it's like natural, it's it should be. It makes no sense. It's sand Lake Michigan. I don't it is. It's like an ocean. It is so big, but there's no salt. It's crazy the sand dunes. And what's crazy is it overnight they all smoothed back over because the sand comes in.

That's crazy. Yeah, I want to go there. I want to go out to Michigan. I'm going to Michigan for a bachelorette party. Here.

Oh, we're in Michigan.

I think Lake Michigan because we're going to spend the night. One of the Knights in like Lake Michigan area. Well, Jenny Cavin, Lake Michigan's huge.

Are you going to a city.

Where No, I couldn't tell you where I'm going. Oh, I have no idea. Oh I know. Is I have a flight to Michigan.

Where do you fly into?

Well, we fly into Detroit because that's where her family is so we're doing like part of the bridal Showers. Well, there's school areas over there.

Be careful Detroit.

Oh my goodness, there's school areas over there. And then we get up the next day.

How do you know those girl?

She's one of my good friends from Nashville.

Oh not from college.

No, No, she's from here. Yeah, but that's awesome.

Yeah, it was good. It was fun. We saw my Aunt Judy. That was good. Uh, that was a lot of fun. Aunt Judy shout out. I know you're not going to listen to this.

So did Anne Judy write that Junie B. Jones books? Because those were my favorite?

How did you know that? No, I don't know what you're talking about.

I've never really met at Judy. So that's why I was like, maybe it's Judy V. Jones.

Really, what is Judy v. Joe?

You never heard of the Junie V. Jones like book series? No, Google, they're so cool. I used to read him all the time growing up.

Judy Juni June.

Well, I say Juny, Yeah, Juny B. Jones.

No, no, spell it.

It's not Judy. But I just thought maybe it could be Juny.

If it's not even the same name. How can it be that person?

Because Judy and JUNI are pretty close, and so it was Juniper. Okay, I've never also met anybody. Now, I haven't met anybody with either of any three of those names.

Oh my gosh, you've never met a June.

No, I haven't.

Oh I've seen those before. Yeah, I remember those.

It was more of a joke. I wasn't actually serious that she wrote him. I feel like I would have known that.

I was googling Judy B. Jones and nothing was coming up. That's why I was like, I don't understand what is going on, But you were saying the wrong name.

I couldn't remember if it was Judy or Junior. Honestly, anyways, you were fired.

That was That was a disaster. Yeah, she was a joke. Okay, it really was. Oh man, did you say June the whole Timeer? Were you saying Judy at the beginning.

I was saying Judy. I just don't know if it was I didn't know in my brain if it was spelled Judy or Judy, but I was saying Judy.

Okay, Okay, got it.

I'm coming back from a holiday break.

Leave.

Yeah, and it's cool. Judy had a couple of her girlfriends over. That was fun. You know, met the girls. They were gabbing it up nice.

Yeah, they were he little girls night with with Aunt Judy.

Well yeah, then one lady was visiting from Dallas. The other one lives about fifteen minutes away. And then the one from Dallas was leaving on one day and the next day three more girlfriends were flying in. So I mean Judy be I mean she was partying.

She gdb joke.

I was gonna say, Judy b rockin, Judy be popular.

That's awesome. Well, god, you guys had a good time.

What about you?

Which tall big wedding? It was wild. I listen, you'd be so proud of me. So they you know, you know the dollar dance that they sometimes, they didn't do that. They did a different version. And this is what happened. So he went to Southwestern and Taylor went to k State.

But you're gonn to say where Southwestern is because it's in Kansas, because there's a Southwestern in Georgetown, Texas too.

Okay, Well it's Southwestern in Kansas, Okay, got it? So the the best man, I keep wanting to call him the man of honor. It really makes you mad. Yes, it's really man best man and he did Southwestern and I made of honor to k State, so we both had like a hat helmet situation. It basically was like Southwestern versus k State. We ran around just collecting money and they were just like everybody was just chilling on the dance for like standing. But I almost tackled the best man trying to get this one hundred dollars from somebody. It was hilarious. There's like video of me running around in my heels and dress with this like foam finger of case eate and I'm like, who's for KSE State? You don't know how much money I collected?

How much?

Four hundred and thirty dollars? How much he collect two hundred and thirty KSE State? Baby? Well I was diving left and right. I mean, yeah, you give me a chance to be competitive.

Girls. They usually give more to the girls.

Well, no, I went and like my all the the three there was two nephews and anissa. Besides, that was a child free wedding, so just our like our family was there and the three kids were helping me collect.

See okay, you had helper see that there's always something there, there's always a little wrinkle. But that's good. That's a lot of fun. Yeah.

I made it more fun than like the traditional one, So that was cool. And then yeah, I feel like I crushed the Maid of Honor speech. Did you go watch it? I pushed it the full thing on my inswergram.

No, I had no idea you pussed on them.

Okay, well maybe you should go check it out and let me know your full thought. You only got a piece of it.

Well, I got to be honest with you. Your speech. They gave you a sympathy laugh that I thought was way overrated when when you were talking about the gymnastics and we were gonna be on the Olympic team, and like, obviously we didn't make it.

That wasn't a sympathy laugh.

Oh, they all laughed like you were Chris Rock. I was like, that wasn't even that funny.

It's funny if you knew us, because we I mean, we were actually good gymnasts and we were cheerleaders.

No, no, I understand that. But they laughed like that was the funniest joke they ever heard. And I was like, oh, I'm just telling you, but.

It wasn't a sympathy laugh, and it wasn't a hard laugh. The hard laughed I got was when I actually played the joke on her husband, when I was like, Seth, I can't read what you wrote. When I was like making fun of.

Him, what did you I don't remember that joke.

So I had him on on like note cards, and I'm sitting there like, oh, now on to Seth's He's handsome, he's witty, and I'm like trying to read. I'm like, Seth, I can't read what you wrote, faking like he wrote the nice things about himself that I gotta like booming laugh.

That's funny.

And then I also made a nod to the meeting on Bumble That got a solid laugh.

What did you say?

It was like, I'm really glad that you guys got to meet each other. I'm also really glad Bumble knew you guys were the perfect match. But it was a funny joke because Seth for a long time. Did it say that they met on Bumble? Yeah? Well, so like played into that whole thing because.

I I guess he's my friend now, but he's really my cousin's best friend. He met his girl on one of the dating apps. Yeah, they're married. They have a kid. But they went to the same college but they didn't date. But then they met like a year after college on the dating app and they told their family they met at the grocery store.

So funny.

And they're still married in a kid and they won't tell their parents that they met on a dating app. And I'm like, that is so crazy, Like my cousin, this is weird. Back in the nineties, okay nineties, met a dude in a chat room asl and they got married. No, it was when you would say age sex location when you're chatting with somebody.

Oh god, I've never even heard of that.

Okay, Like there wasn't pictures, there was nothing, and you were just chatting this little box a big chat room, and then you could go private and you could chat to each other. They met in there, and my aunt was freaking out and my mom was like, don't worry, don't worry. It's not like they're gonna get married.

They got married, but he's great, he's not crazy.

Right, No, they're divorced now. Oh yeah, they're divorce now.

You should have left with that.

But the at the wedding, they go, oh, this love story begins with one click into cyberspace, you know what I mean? Like it was way before this. This wasn't normal, and like they had to mail each other pictures in the mail.

That's wild. That's a lot of effort.

They lived in England.

How long did they were they married for?

I don't know a lot of years.

They have three kids, Okay, so it worked out forever?

Yeah, crazy, that's wild. Wild. Yeah, but I will say, your your closing line. I wish you would have made it up that I was good, But dang, I thought you wouldn't. Man. I still I would still pat myself on my back from my brothers when I gave it my best man speech at my brother's wedding because he was how old is he now? So he was like thirty seven when he got married. Thinkay, okay, maybe thirty six. And I said, all right, guys, I'm gonna go ahead and wrap this up and hopefully you don't see.

But that's so much more vile, like that thing is that's never gonna come out of my mouth.

I mean, it was hilarious. Like everybody you know, it was like you need to have a kid hurry up, and I mean that got it? Yeah, very good. Yeah, well listen, and I think you don't want your sisters in a hurry to have kids.

I mean, yeah, no, and it's I'm not.

Like, wait is pregnant.

No she's not, she's not. But I'm also like, I just wasn't gonna be I was going to do a little roast.

Know you were going to go vile like I did. I had to go vile.

We have different senses of humor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I still do good.

I know.

I know I'm not saying to bad. I didn't listen to the whole thing, so I don't know, but I just thought my endings was like, I.

Like that is a good ending. Yeah, I do listen. The closing line is the that's the zinger.

But I will say I do not like note cards. I don't like people that read it off a phone. I don't understand that.

But if you just want them to like wing it from the head.

Yes, you like have a heart in it, just talking from your heart, Like I don't understand it just because there's no cards, but because then you're not looking at the people. You're looking at the cards looking at But I also maybe need to think of I'm just more comfortable doing that. Yeah, that's just most people get up there, don't do that like they're not They don't want the people looking at them. And I went to one wedding. Oh my gosh, the best man may have given a twenty five minutes.

Yeah.

I was sitting there. I drank a beer. I was like, all right, cool, and he was still in the middle school years. I went to the bar, waited in line, got another beer, came back, and he was on the high school years. And I was like, oh my god, drank that beer, went got another beer, came back, and now he was on the post college years. And I was just like, what is going on, dude? If you do not need to tell about every single memory you have with that individual, goosh. But I mean they finally ended some episode point.

Yeah, this is a life one on the best Man and I kept we're giving each other crap. At the beginning, He's like, how long is yours? I was like, I think it's around like three thirty. He's like mine six minutes, and I was like, dang ds, so long. And then he goes up and mine ended up being four and it's just like nine minutes. I was like, that was long, but his was funny. You said, yeah, yeah, he did good. They were both really great speeches. We both made both of them laugh and both of them cry. So I feel like that was success good.

Was it his brother?

No, it's like his best friend though, since they were pretty young.

Brother.

Uh No, he has brother in law, but he has a sister. So yeah, so that's a wedding. I'll share something else, but we're gonna take a quick break.

Yeah, let's take a break. I need a heater.

Okay. So I received one of my favorite compliments ever at the wedding lunchbox.

Oh, I'm gonna guess favorite compliments ever.

I don't think you could possibly guess this because it's so random, but I'll give you a shot.

Okay, Ah, your energy is infectious.

No, it was not that random. Okay, not like that, not like it's not a CENTI middle You're gonna laugh when you hear it. Right, So it's one of my sister's friend of a friend kind of situation. There were a few people that listened to the show or whatever, and so people had come up to me at the wedding. But this guy, he came up and he goes, you were my favorite waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings. And I was like, wait what. And It's been a decade since I've worked at Buffalo Wild Wings. But I spent from you know, sixteen to twenty one in and out of Buffalo Wild Wings, in which John I felt like I was a good server. I made a lot of money, and he like remembered it like it was yesterday. He's like, I'd come in with all my high school friends, and you were so awesome. You'd give us free wings. Sometimes you'd chat with us like we were like normal people. He's like, I just remember, you were so awesome and that's why we would always go to Buffalo Wild Wings. Were favorite waitress.

That means he had a crush on you. That's one percent. Okay, that is one hundred percent. What that means is like, man, I would because she just let me.

Have this, Like that was a cool compliment.

No, it's a cool compliment. But I'm saying back.

Then, I mean, listen, he was this high school kid, so you were older.

Than him might have been.

I mean I started there when I was sixteen. I don't think I started serving until I was eighteen, right, so it might have been kind of tracking at the same age.

But wouldn't you know him if he was in high school with you?

No, he wasn't at my high school. There were so many high.

Schools okay, well, so many and which all calm.

Down, there's well there's also all about outskirtser and people go from west to east all the time.

Okay, so all right, but it's like when you say a lot like let's not.

Say like a there's and over Goddard Mays and all the private schools like the one Abbey went to. Then you have the public school.

Whoa, whoa breaking news.

You didn't know that about private Yeah? Oh well that's she comes off. We talked east west. I'm like, you're always bougie. I went to the public school.

So okay, but I'm just saying him and my he said him and his high school buddies.

Yeah, him and his not mine, right, But I'm.

Trying to think. I was just thinking maybe you were in college and he was in high school.

No.

Not, But howel is your sister?

She she's two years older than me, but I don't he's friends with her, He's so she's friends with his fiance.

His fiance got it.

So I'm not sure all the age differences.

But I'm just telling you that means, like he's saying, back in the day, I had a crush on you. When I would and so we would come in.

I was just his favorite waitress. Have Buffaloo, let me have that.

You can still be his favorite, but he also can have a crush on you. Okay, whatever I mean that is Cobra, I had a crush on you. How you were my favorite cashier. I'd always go through your line. Yeah, because I want to see it because you were freaking hot. That's what I mean.

Okay, Well whatever it may be. My time at Buffalo wawings and blood, sweat and tears. Man, they came to fruition and it was a cool moment.

I wonder if people are like, man, you were my favorite cart guy at Sam's Club. He did great.

I mean, nobody's ever told you that.

I don't know if people you know, I don't know if people remember me, but I mean, I grind it. I was so good at that.

I didn't think anybody remembered Buffalo. And then that happened, and I was like, this is the coolest thing I guarantee.

I wonder this is maybe weird. I don't know if anybody's still listening. Was my I was their orientation leader at UTSA And if they remember that because I dominated that too. I was so good at it. I was so good. People loved me, loved me.

Okay, but the difference being you would have been there one and only orientation leader, that's true, versus like you can have a million waitresses in your life, and I was the one waitress you remember a decade ago.

Yeah she was. You were his favorite at Buffalo, So I bet you he would go and request your section.

Probably I had regulars, that's good. Yeah, I had lots of regulars.

Yeah, I had regulars. And Dunkin Donuts too. Did you come to the drive through every morning? This one day? You wouldet her medium coffee and two old fashioned donuts every time, two chocolate, old fashions.

So do you think she was a regular for you?

Are duncan not duncan? It cost her two bucks? Two bucks?

Okay? Well, what's your favorite compliment you've ever received?

I have no idea. Okay, well it comes to mind like comments, so I don't really know.

Okay, Well, this is just one that stood out.

I understand, I don't have any idea what the best compliment I've ever gotten is I really have? I couldn't even begin to tell you.

Okay, there was this random so on Instagram. I also was talking to somebody about this. There's like granola girls, you know where they're or they're crunchy where they are very into health and wellness, and they're they're not going to eat things that are bad for them. They're called like granola. They're very granola.

They're going to say girls with Harry Armpits.

I was gonna throw up, not fully, but some could.

We want people to keep listening to the pot. We gotta stop talking about that.

Well, it made me think, like, what aesthetic If somebody looked at your life from an over arching of you, do you feel like your life would fit under.

I don't know what. I don't know what aesthetic means.

Aesthetic is like, Okay, let me give you a full week to google because you don't know either. No, I do like I want my Instagram to be aesthetic looking. I want my household to feel aesthetically pleasing. Okay, it's I just don't know how to explain it like, if.

They were looking at my life, what aesthetic would they give it? Well, give me a different esthetic.

Aesthetic? The definition of aesthetic? Are you ready go? It is a set of principles underlying and guiding the work of a particular artist, or it's somebody concerned with beauty or the appreciation of beauty. So it's like an aesthetic is beauty? You want?

So what is my aesthetic? Yeah?

For your life? Is it sports? Isn't you being dead? Is it?

Like?

I don't understand what you're saying? Like I don't understand a little bit. No, Like I don't even understand what you mean, Like what aesthetics?

If the stranger met you, what do they think your overarching picture of your life is? Like? Like, are you about the sports? There's always sports involved, are you dad?

Yeah? Like what is your fun?

Always fun?

Yeah?

Yeah? Always involved?

Yeah?

What is like your fun moments of your life that you don't feel like maybe other people have and theirs?

I mean just going to the grocery store. I can make fun. Yeah, Like I play games, like the kids drive the cart and I and if they're not steering, I crash into the walls.

So everything is kind of constantly this kind of game idea.

Yeah, like if they're not steering, I run them into the display. Yeah, like the end cap or the you know, the fruit stand, I run into it. Guys, you gotta steer. What are you doing? And anything? And I mean, I.

Don't know, like you want to make everything fun.

That's every day everything. Yeah, everything. I try not to be serious.

Ever, it's a cool It's like an inner reflection of looking at your life. That's all this is doing.

Yeah, I just didn't know. I didn't know what you mean by saying.

I went a little deep for you.

Okay, No, No, I've just never had anybody say, hey, what's your aesthetic? What I don't know, well, you know, maybe what's your personality?

Well, yeah, but that's everybody. You've had that question a million times. You've never had this question before. That's why it's fun.

Yeah, it's just hard when I don't even understand it. But yeah, like I try to make it in everything kind of enjoyable. I don't know.

Yeah, I think that's a great thing about your life. That's cool, and it's cool perspective.

Like even when we're driving home sometimes I'll just be like, you want to go right or left, and they picked it away and we just go that way and we just eventually won't make it home.

See, nobody ever knew that about you.

Like, it's a stupid game because it adds sometimes twenty minutes of your drive home.

But hey, do you do that when there's traffic?

Tour?

Is it only when there's like no traffic?

No, no, no traffic too. I mean, but if it's traffic, I'll just won't give them that option. I'll make it right or left straight's traffic. So I want to go.

What about with food? Do you kind of try and play games with food with them?

Yeah, we try to have a competition, like making meat to sparagus and we're like, dude, don't make your peacemel. We'll see whose peacemell is the worst. Okay, yeah's it works. They eat that ding.

Asparagus because they want their peta smell.

They want to see who smells worse.

You found the key to unlocking hacks. It's just grossing.

Yeah, I mean that's a good one.

It's good.

Yeah. I don't know anything else.

That's okay. I wanted people to have a little peek into your life. That's what I was doing.

What's day really exciting? Say the fifteenth thirteenth? It's crazy? Okay, I'm just I just got to I'm trying to look wow.

Okay, okay, all right, well we're going to take one. You're a static mystic. Is definitely clean. It's just clean. See I like everything to be clean and organized.

See I can't live that life, I know, because then everybody has a difference. I'm just saying, you waste too much time worrying about clean like you can't relax.

I've learned to relax. It took a lot of time, but I did, like, oh my god. But it's more, it's not like that I have to have deep cleans all the time. It's just that I like to keep things clean and organized. Me.

I'm just like whatever, it's just gonna get messed up anyway. So what's the watch stress about?

It probably a little different too.

With you. It's like picking up the toy room. You pick it up and then like guess what, hour later, it's like vomit. They vomited all over the place, freaking.

I think my aesthetic wal change when I have kids. I do think that you don't.

Think you better, you better hold hope it does. Orse you're gonna drive yourself up a wall. No, no you will.

No, I mean like I won't let myself get to that point and just let it be what it is.

I mean, kids may I mean I was never.

I mean because I don't feel like you've ever been cleaned as because.

Like my house growing up wasn't clean because we were just I mean, here's my thing. Also, I'm like, would I rather spend time cleaning or rather spend time hanging out? I'd rather hang out?

Is let me ask you? This is your guys house ever fully clean?

No? No chance, you never have.

Like, Okay, Sunday, we got to clean up. Let's get the house back in order. Do the kids have to keep their rooms clean?

They have one room?

Okay, do they have to keep it clean?

Yeah?

They don't ever play in it. They play in the toy room.

Got it? But so do they know picking up and stuff? Have you taught them that?

No? What is that picking up things?

Like?

Yes, I mean we don't. Just I'm trying to figure out just like, hey, guys, you just told.

Me your house. You never do like a reset in your house.

So I'm just trying to figure out one room and all right cool, and then the next room, Oh it's a mess, and they go to the other room, like they mess that room up, it's like, all right cool.

So but when does the pickup happen? Then if they just.

Know random days, random times, random hours, really.

Enjoy this speak into your life. It's been great.

Thankyeah, You're welcome. That's what I do. I'm an open book here, you know what I mean.

Okay, we're gonna take a break.

We'll be back.

What is something that maybe you've newly discovered that other people probably knew about, and it can be on a wide variety. And I'll let you think because I have something I got. I discovered this on TikTok. Did you know there's a Kennedy curse, you know, like the famous Kennedy's.

Yeah, a couple of them died.

No, not a couple. There's like ten deaths and serious injuries on top of that of other things.

That's not good.

And I didn't even know this existed, with this whole like Kennedy curse thing.

So do not name your new kid Kennedy is what she's saying. Wild let me, I'm gonna not name your kid Kennedy.

I'm gonna show I'm gonna read these to you.

My friend Wendy just had a daughter and she named it Kennedy. Oh no, congrats.

Well I think it's this family, okay, And this is coming from TikTok. So some of these things could be.

Yeah, we don't check them. We just believe them.

Who knows. So Rosemary Kennedy had was lobotomized in nineteen forty one. She don't listen. They're just all part of the famous Listen, they're part of the famous family. I'm gonna do this quickly if you let me go. And the operation like drastically failed, so she couldn't walk or talk much like anymore. So that was the first one. That's where it first started. Nineteen forty four, Joseph Kennedy Junior was killed in action while he was serving in World War Two. Then we have Kathleen Kennedy was killed in a plane crash in nineteen forty eight when she was traveling with her new partner to meet her dad in France. Who's twenty eight. In nineteen sixty three, Jackie Kennedy gave birth to Patrick Kennedy, who was born prematurely and had complications.

And Jackie Kenny Jackie ohe I think, so.

Yeah, that's Jackie. That's the picture of them. Okay, question again, don't ask me to many details, like.

Did this Kennedy make all the ones the previous famous? Or were the ones previous famous?

And I mean, I think the Kennedy's have always been famous. It's like a famous family forever.

I didn't I don't know. I didn't know if that the Kennedy guy is the one that made him famous.

Are you talking about JFK?

Yeah? And the family is famous as possible.

I mean, he was a president, so right, very possible.

So then we just associate with people before him.

And it's like the Kennedy curse of the right. Their whole family very possible. I don't know. And then obviously President JFK was assassinated in nineteen sixty three. His brother Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated in nineteen sixty eight when he was running for the Democratic presidential nomination. So two assassinations. Senator Ted Kennedy drove his car off a bridge in nineteen sixty nine.

Wow and smart.

Yeah. David Kennedy died in nineteen eighty four of an overdose, like and Michael Kennedy died in nineteen ninety seven from a skiing accident. Then John F. Kennedy Junior was killed when an aircraft he was flying crash into the Atlantic Ocean in nineteen ninety nine. That's the last one on here. Like, that's insane. I never knew about like the Kennedy curse and all these things. That is horrific and so tragic.

It's pretty bad, isn't that.

Did you ever hear about any of those I'm so curious because I don't know that.

I mean I knew that they're young. No, I think people talk about it, but I just don't pay attention because I might I don't really know them.

Well, you're so smart with remembering things. That's why I was curious of you.

But I mean, like, I don't know who half those people were, Like they're not famous.

Yeah, I think it's just the whole Kennedy family.

Right, But it's like Billy Kennedy, the third uncle. It's like who, Like what do.

We But that's so insane for that all that to happen within one family, that is pretty crazy, incredibly traumatic. So again, that's on TikTok. I don't know.

Yeah, TikTok doesn't lie, guys, no does lie. No, TikTok don't lie.

So just you know if the dates may be off, I don't know. But the Kennedy curse, that's what I learned about. Yeah, and I was fascinated. So is there anything in your life doesn't have to be history late?

Oh yeah, twin flames.

Yeah, the podcast you wanted to talk about that you can't talk about.

I cannot believe how stupid people are.

Can you give me a synopsis on what it's about.

It's this dude and this chick. They start posting about the relationship on YouTube.

Okay, so this is recent scenario.

Yeah, and then they start like spewing all this information like oh, this is how you make a perfect relationship. Then they have subscriptions and people pay, and they teach people like okay, you know your twin flame. You know what I mean? Them. If they reject you, that's just a test to see how bad you want them. Don't ever give up. That no is that they're testing you. So they're telling you not to contact to them, that's not real. That's testing you. So you still have to contact them.

Oh wow, this is this is some psychotic being.

Maybe people do it. People would still go do it, like people like, hey, I have a restraining order. They're like, that's just a test. Are you gonna be a whimp? Are you gonna you're gonna chase your true love? Don't let your true love get away?

Oh my god. Okay, So it says a couple built a spiritual business to help people find true love. Now former followers are sharing their disturbing practices in this documentaries. It's crazy wild people.

I'm like, they're like, oh, they're engaged to someone else. You go break the engagement up. You show up at their house.

Okay, no, no, no, no, that is the too. Is that the couple like on the thing? Is that actually them or is that just actors that play them.

I don't know. I've listened to a podcast. I have no idea. I don't know what these people look like, anything about them.

I just like, I mean, because there's a podcast about it and there's a show about it.

Yeah, I did a podcast because we were stuck in traffic in Chicago and my wife's like, oh what. I was like, oh yeah, Amy listened to that. But I guess Amy watched the show.

Is it just a Is it like a limited series podcast?

Yeah?

Got it.

Yeah, it's like five episodes, And I just was blown away. How people these two weirdos on the internet, I shouldn't say weirdos. Allegedly, these two people on YouTube are telling you to commit crimes to get to your twin flame, because that is for sure of them, they do it. If people go do it, and I'm like.

Yeah, that's truly sick, psychotic behavior for sure. It's it's also pushing that behavior, which is scary.

Right if the cops said they're going to do this to me, that's just a.

Test, Oh my god, and they would go it under what's the twin flame? They go under the guys that it's like your twin flame? Is that what the whole twin flame thing is?

Twin flame is it's like your burning desire, You're you're meant for someone, there's you're you have a matching flame. It is. Guys, if you've not listened to this or well, I don't know how the doctor if it's good, or maybe you were part of the twin flame. Man, I I don't understand it. Baffling to me. Baffling.

That's insane. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. Okay, Well, we just we just dropped some knowledge on people quick twin flames and the Kennedy curse man.

Guys, Oh, I never heard of this thing. Never heard of it. It's like, where have I been living?

Well, you're not let me in the cult for a woman. I mean, that's very cult like behavior that's happening there.

Yeah, that's true.

And there's quite a few of those that happened that's still happened today. Yeah, the one the way down the way, Oh, the one that's here.

Yeah.

Yeah, I never want I don't watch any I don't I'm not a murder mystery person. I don't get into any of that. Why did you just hit everything?

I'm an idiot. What ah, nothing, I just thought of something.

What did you think of?

Nothing?

You don't want to share with class?

Well, it was something I meant to do on sore Losers yesterday and.

I forgot what was it? You can do it here?

Well, I'll save it. What Yeah?

Okay, Well, I think we're done dropping some knowledge bombs on the people about things. We're gonna go. It's time for us to go.

Is it time to go.

Yeah, yeah, let's wrap this baby up. Tell me where they can find you, hear you all that good stuff.

Well, you can't find me on Twitter.

Yeah, you're on your own there, not act on your own. I did try, and it's just not coming back. I don't think it's a lack of people wanting to help. It's that Twitter doesn't have employees anymore and we don't have a connection with them like we used to.

But they don't even apply to my my my inquiries.

How many inquiries do you have?

Five follow up email after follow up email and nothing?

Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't think they have the support that they used to have at you know, so as kind of turned into a dumpter Fire.

Radio, Lunchbox on Instagram, Sore Losers podcast. You got to listen to Monday's podcast.

I mean Lunchbox cries cool. We went to regular he does he does not deny it. Tears were shed, all right, Well, follow a show at Bobby Bone Show and you can follow me at web Girl Morgan. You know what I'm to talk about, including Twitter, what I've meant to talk about this?

You are we doing?

Do we have another segment to do or well we're going to go to ustener Q and A, but we can do it here. What's happening.

I have officially fired you as a food recommendator, nater you because I have decided that you don't understand good food. Oh okay, no, no, you understand good environments like you you.

I understand good food also.

I don't think you do. I don't not not to be rude, it's nothing personal, but you know, good vibe spots, and when they're good vibe spots, they don't have to have good food because people just like the vibe. And so they're like, oh, yeah, I eat this food because you recommended another restaurant. And I took my wife. We haven't been out to dinner and I don't know how long, and we go and I was just like saying, good, it is bland. There's nothing great about it. And I and the vibe was cool, like I like the you know, the look of it, the the feel of it that it was a fun place. But the food just wasn't. I guess it was like, eh, whatever, I.

Can, just so, okay, hold on. I do vibe and food both. I always do both. If they only have one over the other. I typically don't recommend you're a viber No, it's both. Also, how many times have I recommended places to you and you've loved them? This is your first time? No, don't you be honest here, You've asked me for multiple recommendations.

I don't even know if I've asked you for food.

I guess you have. Man, that's not true. You have multiple recommendations, and this is one time that you didn't like it. But you know, your wife said she would go back, she would go back for a drink. She said she'd go back for a drink. But she said, but I also told you what to get and you didn't get it.

So yeah, that's also your vhote when you try multiple things on the menu, multiple multiple as.

I am, okay, well, you can't be mad at me that I told you what to get and you didn't get.

So well, I'm just telling.

You I told you get the enchiladas.

Did you go to the caso?

Yes, it's okay. It's not my favorite in town. I liked the guacamole and I like.

Bland.

I think the guacamole you probably because you just tried to eat three pounds, and I don't think you're over it.

Yet, bland. I'm just I'm not one out of ten.

One out of ten. Nine out of ten is really good for me.

All Right, thank you. That's uh. Find me radio, lunchbox on Instagram, sore losers Twitter. Yeah, not on Twitter. And when you need food recommendations, don't go to someone on uh you know what.

Then the next time you text me, ask you for recommendations for your friends, which I can go through my text message. There's at least five text messes I got. Hey, give me all the good spots, you know. You know what. We're back to this. I'm not doing that either.

Here's the thing. When people are coming to town to me, I think it's more about vibe.

It's about both. You should get both. I'm all about having both. I love good food, okay, And there are places I have gone where I'm like, I'm not gonna recommend that. Ye and I had a good experience there, okay, just because you got some random grilled octopus although you were eating octobus problem.

I got more than that. But the grilled octopus was cold, so I don't understand, Like did they grill it like a month ago? Like I don't get it.

Maybe maybe you're just not bougie enough for that.

I mean, I don't know. I didn't understand it. I was like, oh, that one was good.

No, okay, well I'm done helping. I'm done helping with Twitter. I'm done helping with the recommendations. You're on your own.

I'm not helping with this podcast. I gotta go. We out by bye. That's the best Bits of the Week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show on all social platforms and followed web Girl Morgan to submit your listener questions for next week's episode.

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