Jamie's kid is heading off to college in less than two weeks. He is cutting and taking creatine to show up rip and shredded for the ladies. Travis Kelce bought a horse named "Swift Delivery". The NFL season kicks off tonight with the Kansas City Chiefs taking on the Baltimore Ravens. There are a couple of new In and Outs coming to the metro. One in Parker and one in Arvada. There is a news story this morning about a couple losing their lawsuit to try and get back into Disney's Club 33. Jamie thought it would be funny to tell BJ's wife(who is obsessed with Disney) about the club. Keith Urban said in an interview that Miley Cyrus sounds like an ash tray. Jools Lebron is the tiktok influencer who coined the phrase Very Demure, Very Mindful. She wants to sell merch with the slogan on it, but someone beat her to the punch registering it as a trademark. An asteroid that went undetected until about 6 hours before it hit Earth's atmosphere burned up over the Philippines yesterday. Jame's O'Keefe's media organization had a woman go on a series of a dates with an executive from the Washington Commanders. She got him saying some awful things about players and fans, but did he actually mean them or was he just trying to impress the girl by saying what he thought she wanted to hear. Jamie is concerned that Paris Hilton may be a hoarder. Will Ferrel has a new movie coming to Netflix where he goes on a road trip with his friend, a writer from his from SNL days, who has recently transitioned to being a woman.