What starts as a harmless high school crush turns into a 20-year identity crisis.

In this unforgettable edition of Dirty Little Secret, a listener reveals that he's spent most of his life telling people he's Mexican... even though he's not. What began as an attempt to impress a girl in high school quickly snowballed into a lie he never corrected. Over the years, friends, coworkers, dates, and entire social circles came to know him as "Pablo," and he simply went along with it As Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh dig deeper, the confession becomes even more surprising. From dating almost exclusively Hispanic women to fully embracing the culture, the listener explains how a simple teenage fib became his default answer for decades. The conversation takes a hilarious turn as the show shares their own family stories, mistaken ancestry claims, and DNA test surprises.