This week's Dirty Little Secret comes from a listener who's considering a bold move for her upcoming 20-year high school reunion: hiring a very hot male escort to be her date. After feeling overlooked and unpopular in high school, she says years of personal growth, career success, and newfound confidence have completely transformed her life. Now she's wondering if showing up with the perfect arm candy is the ultimate reunion flex or a terrible idea waiting to backfire. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh weigh in on confidence, glow-ups, and whether the best revenge is success... or showing up with a hired heartthrob

This week's Dirty Little Secret comes from a listener who's considering a bold move for her upcoming 20-year high school reunion: hiring a very hot male escort to be her date. After feeling overlooked and unpopular in high school, she says years of personal growth, career success, and newfound confidence have completely transformed her life. Now she's wondering if showing up with the perfect arm candy is the ultimate reunion flex or a terrible idea waiting to backfire. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh weigh in on confidence, glow-ups, and whether the best revenge is success... or showing up with a hired heartthrob

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Dirty Little Secret: I Want To Hire A Male Escort!

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On this hilarious and unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle one of the wildest Dirty Little Secrets we've heard in a while. A listener reveals she's considering hiring a very attractive male escort to accompany her to her 20-year high school reunion after a major glow-up. Is it brilliant confidence, a harmless social experiment, or a recipe for disaster? The conversation takes plenty of unexpected turns as the show debates whether living your best life is enough... or if a little reunion revenge is sometimes justified.

The crew also shares stories from a chaotic day across North Texas, including a massive traffic nightmare after a 34,000-pound industrial oven crashed onto the Dallas North Tollway and a dramatic police chase that unfolded right outside the station.

Plus, listeners help us "Age Yourself" with old-school struggles that today's generation could never survive, from waiting by the phone for a crush to call, to hunting down pay phones, and anxiously watching the TV scroll for snow day announcements.

This week's case puts parenting expectations on trial. A mother wants to skip her daughter's first birthday party, arguing that one-year-olds won't remember extravagant celebrations anyway .Find out on Candice Court. The fan-favorite Wheel of Misfortune is back, and this week it claimed another victim!

Enjoyed the laughs, drama, and hot takes? 🎙️ Make sure to follow, subscribe, and leave a review for Billy The Kidd In The Morning! And if this episode made you laugh, share it with a friend and join Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh every weekday for more unforgettable moments

On this hilarious and unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle one of the wildest Dirty Little Secrets we've heard in a while. A listener reveals she's considering hiring a very attractive male escort to accompany her to her 20-year high school reunion after a major glow-up. Is it brilliant confidence, a harmless social experiment, or a recipe for disaster? The conversation takes plenty of unexpected turns as the show debates whether living your best life is enough... or if a little reunion revenge is sometimes justified.
The crew also shares stories from a chaotic day across North Texas, including a massive traffic nightmare after a 34,000-pound industrial oven crashed onto the Dallas North Tollway and a dramatic police chase that unfolded right outside the station.
Plus, listeners help us "Age Yourself" with old-school struggles that today's generation could never survive, from waiting by the phone for a crush to call, to hunting down pay phones, and anxiously watching the TV scroll for snow day announcements.
This week's case puts parenting expectations on trial. A mother wants to skip her daughter's first birthday party, arguing that one-year-olds won't remember extravagant celebrations anyway .Find out on Candice Court. The fan-favorite&nbsp;Wheel of Misfortune is back, and this week it claimed another victim!
Enjoyed the laughs, drama, and hot takes? 🎙️ Make sure to follow, subscribe, and leave a review for Billy The Kidd In The Morning! And if this episode made you laugh, share it with a friend and join Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh every weekday for more unforgettable moments

07/31/2026Full Show:Tollway Disaster, Police Chase & Wheel of Misfortune!!

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What started as a childhood opportunity turned into a guilt-filled confession decades later.

This week's Dirty Little Secret comes from a listener who admitted that as a 12-year-old, he couldn't resist the temptation of an unattended neighborhood ice cream truck. After noticing the driver routinely left the truck running while stopping at home, he seized the moment, filled a grocery bag with as much ice cream as he could carry, and disappeared into the woods to enjoy the ultimate childhood jackpot.

But his sweet victory quickly turned sour.

After stuffing himself with enough frozen treats to earn what his grandmother called a "circus tummy," he buried the evidence, cleaned up in a nearby creek, and headed home only to discover police cars surrounding the neighborhood. Someone had reported the ice cream truck robbery, and everyone immediately blamed the local troublemaker, a kid named Lance.

The real culprit stayed silent.

Years later, the memory still sticks with him every time he hears an ice cream truck roll by. What he thought was the greatest heist of his childhood became a surprisingly funny confession packed with guilt, nostalgia, and one unforgettable image: a kid alone in the woods, surrounded by melting ice cream wrappers, trying desperately to eat the evidence.

What started as a childhood opportunity turned into a guilt-filled confession decades later.
This week's Dirty Little Secret comes from a listener who admitted that as a 12-year-old, he couldn't resist the temptation of an unattended neighborhood ice cream truck. After noticing the driver routinely left the truck running while stopping at home, he seized the moment, filled a grocery bag with as much ice cream as he could carry, and disappeared into the woods to enjoy the ultimate childhood jackpot.
But his sweet victory quickly turned sour.
After stuffing himself with enough frozen treats to earn what his grandmother called a "circus tummy," he buried the evidence, cleaned up in a nearby creek, and headed home only to discover police cars surrounding the neighborhood. Someone had reported the ice cream truck robbery, and everyone immediately blamed the local troublemaker, a kid named Lance.
The real culprit stayed silent.
Years later, the memory still sticks with him every time he hears an ice cream truck roll by. What he thought was the greatest heist of his childhood became a surprisingly funny confession packed with guilt, nostalgia, and one unforgettable image: a kid alone in the woods, surrounded by melting ice cream wrappers, trying desperately to eat the evidence.

Dirty Little Secret: He Robbed An Ice Cream Truck!

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Would you still support your partner's dream if it meant watching them kiss someone else on stage?

This morning on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle everything from relationship boundaries and unexpected dating deal breakers to one of the funniest Dirty Little Secrets we've heard all year.

The show kicks off with hilarious discussions about homemade haunted houses in July, Spirit Halloween sightings already popping up around DFW, and Producer Pooh's brutally honest observations about what someone's bathroom and pillows can reveal about them. Things quickly spiral into classic morning show chaos.

In Candice Court, a listener asks for advice after learning his aspiring actress girlfriend landed a lead role that includes a romantic kissing scene. Is he overreacting by refusing to watch the performance? Candice draws from her real-life experience being married to a professional actor, leading to a thoughtful and surprisingly personal conversation about trust, careers, and what it means to truly support someone's dreams.

Then comes the unforgettable Dirty Little Secret.

A listener confesses that as a 12-year-old, he stole a grocery bag full of ice cream from a neighborhood ice cream truck, hid in the woods, and attempted to eat all of it before getting caught. The story takes an unexpected twist when police get involved and an innocent neighborhood kid named Lance becomes the prime suspect

Would you still support your partner's dream if it meant watching them kiss someone else on stage?
This morning on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle everything from relationship boundaries and unexpected dating deal breakers to one of the funniest Dirty Little Secrets we've heard all year.
The show kicks off with hilarious discussions about homemade haunted houses in July, Spirit Halloween sightings already popping up around DFW, and Producer Pooh's brutally honest observations about what someone's bathroom and pillows can reveal about them. Things quickly spiral into classic morning show chaos.
In Candice Court, a listener asks for advice after learning his aspiring actress girlfriend landed a lead role that includes a romantic kissing scene. Is he overreacting by refusing to watch the performance? Candice draws from her real-life experience being married to a professional actor, leading to a thoughtful and surprisingly personal conversation about trust, careers, and what it means to truly support someone's dreams.
Then comes the unforgettable Dirty Little Secret.
A listener confesses that as a 12-year-old, he stole a grocery bag full of ice cream from a neighborhood ice cream truck, hid in the woods, and attempted to eat all of it before getting caught. The story takes an unexpected twist when police get involved and an innocent neighborhood kid named Lance becomes the prime suspect

07/30/2026-Full Show: Guys Beware This Might Be A Red Flag!

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Dirty Little Secret: I Want To Hire A Male Escort!

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