What started as a late-night Taco Bell run quickly turned into a confession our listener isn't exactly proud of.

After getting cut off in traffic and wearing an entire fountain drink thanks to a reckless driver, frustration got the best of him. Ready to confront the driver, he pulled up alongside the vehicle—only to discover the other guy was absolutely massive and definitely not someone he wanted to argue with.

So what happened next?

Instead of starting a fight, he followed the driver to a Walmart parking lot, waited for him to go inside, and took revenge in the most unexpected way possible: by smearing his girlfriend's bean burrito all over the man's windshield.

The problem? His girlfriend was expecting to eat that burrit