On this hilarious and unforgettable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh tackle one of the wildest Dirty Little Secrets we've heard in a while. A listener reveals she's considering hiring a very attractive male escort to accompany her to her 20-year high school reunion after a major glow-up. Is it brilliant confidence, a harmless social experiment, or a recipe for disaster? The conversation takes plenty of unexpected turns as the show debates whether living your best life is enough... or if a little reunion revenge is sometimes justified.

The crew also shares stories from a chaotic day across North Texas, including a massive traffic nightmare after a 34,000-pound industrial oven crashed onto the Dallas North Tollway and a dramatic police chase that unfolded right outside the station.

Plus, listeners help us "Age Yourself" with old-school struggles that today's generation could never survive, from waiting by the phone for a crush to call, to hunting down pay phones, and anxiously watching the TV scroll for snow day announcements.

This week's case puts parenting expectations on trial. A mother wants to skip her daughter's first birthday party, arguing that one-year-olds won't remember extravagant celebrations anyway .Find out on Candice Court. The fan-favorite Wheel of Misfortune is back, and this week it claimed another victim!

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