Little Kid or Drunk Adult?

Did a little kid or a drunk adult crack their head open butt naked and threw up a burrito all over their crush?

The All Healing Etsy Witch

Jenny Jenny feels like she's gotten sick more this year than previous years and she's scared someone cursed her. She wants to hire an 'Etsy witch' to heal her, but Big Jim's not buying it.

E-Bikes are NOT for Kids

Jenny Jenny is fed up with these youngin's and their fancy e-bikes (she wants one and is worried reckless kids will get them banned)

Highway to Half-Baked: How to Grow a Third Ear with Shrimp

The radio active shrimp are still taking over the internet and now, state representatives are getting involved.  

Two Lies One Truth: Sweet Tooth Edition

Can you guess the true product within these sweet lies?

Michigan DNR: Haircut Law

Is it illegal to cut others hair without a license in Michigan? Yes, yes it is. Will I call the cops on you if I see you illegally cutting hair? Yes, yes I will.

VMAS Honor the Prince of Darkness

Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, YUNGBLUD and Nuno Bettencourt performed a medley of Ozzy Osbourne's "Mama I'm Coming Home"

Highway to Half-Baked: Dog Food Freak Out

Don't eat random things on someone else counter and don't blame them after you do.

World Record Holder: Lego Run

A woman trained to become the world record holder for the fastest 100m run on Legos

Ball Busting Phillies Karen

This Karen is on the 'Karen's Most Wanted' list for being the biggest Karen and taking a child's foul ball at a baseball game, and all of America is looking for her.