Back in 2015, we had a story about a Reddit user who apparently was trying to apologize to his wife by cleaning the entire house while she was at work.

One of the things he decided to clean was her various sex toys.

Unfortunately, he didn't pay close attention, and he almost burned the house down while cleaning the sex toys.

Back in 2015, we had a <a href="https://jezebel.com/man-sets-house-on-fire-while-trying-to-boil-his-dildos-1677753877">story</a> about a Reddit user who apparently was trying to apologize to his wife by cleaning the entire house while she was at work.
One of the things he decided to clean was her various sex toys.
Unfortunately, he didn't pay close attention, and he almost burned the house down while cleaning the sex toys.

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The Monday Morning Throwback - When cleaning your sex toys goes wrong

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AI Mower

SatanistCon/Sheriff's wife arrested on DUI/bic

Top 10 movie quotes of all time

Man chases children on sidewalk in vehicle/all

Gathering of the Kyles

GOOP Father's Day gift guide

You're killin' me, Shaws - Enough

Florida Man crashes truck naked/baggage hack/l

National Wine Day

Cheating boyfriend busted

Three things to do in & around La Crosse this

Another five-day work week in the books & we're on to the holiday weekend!

We started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback this week & a new A.I. powered lawnmower that Brian actually had some interest in.

Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about Satan-Con in Boston, a sheriff's wife who got busted for DUI after driving her car into someone's home, a violent bicyclist mob that attacked a man for honking at them, a great story about a double amputee who climbed Mt. Everest, and a man who got arrested while pretending to be Captain Jack Sparrow!

We discussed a new list of the best movie quotes of all time, and we found out about the "Gather of the Kyles", the "Council of Andrews", and "All the Brians". Weird.

Plus, a very interesting Father's Day gift guide from Gweneth Paltrow's GOOP website. 

Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about a man who drove on the sidewalk to chase children, an alligator that bit a guy's arm off, Lester the Steer got loose, a guy who shot his roommate because he ate his last Hot Pocket, and a bunch of kids & adults arrested for stealing cars.

Shaw whiffed on this week's "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", and we talked about some wine stats on National Wine Day.

The Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about a #FloridaMan who crased his truck and ran off naked, an interesting attempt to save on baggage fees, a landlord who set his apartment on fire while listening to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire", and our coworker who didn't know the difference between Billy Joel & Billy Ray Cyrus.

Plus, an ex-girlfriend who got some stinky revenge on her cheating ex-bf, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Another five-day work week in the books &amp; we're on to the holiday weekend!
We started you off with the <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/05/22/the-monday-morning-throwback-licki-brush-for-drew/">Monday Morning Throwback</a> this week &amp; a new <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/tech/ai-powered-robot-mower-cuts-lawn-sit-back">A.I. powered lawnmower</a> that Brian actually had some interest in.
Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/05/03/satancon-boston-2023-convention/70168925007/">Satan-Con</a> in Boston, a <a href="https://www.ksro.com/2023/05/23/sonoma-county-sheriffs-wife-has-previous-duis/">sheriff's wife</a> who got busted for DUI after driving her car into someone's home, a <a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12108437/Video-shows-man-brutally-beaten-mob-bicyclists-downtown-Los-Angeles.html">violent bicyclist mob</a> that attacked a man for honking at them, a great story about a <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/21/ex-gurkha-soldier-with-no-legs-reaches-summit-of-mount-everest">double amputee</a> who climbed Mt. Everest, and a man who got arrested while pretending to be <a href="https://katu.com/news/local/captain-jack-sparrow-arrested-by-transit-police">Captain Jack Sparrow</a>!
We discussed a new list of the<a href="https://collider.com/best-movie-quotes-afi/"> best movie quotes</a> of all time, and we found out about the "<a href="https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/city-of-kyle-world-record-attempt/269-237856bf-67d0-443f-ae3d-49c5dfaad7b4">Gather of the Kyle</a>s", the "<a href="https://www.councilofandrews.com/">Council of Andrews</a>", and "All the Brians". Weird.
Plus, a very interesting Father's Day gift guide from Gweneth Paltrow's <a href="https://pagesix.com/2023/05/23/gwyneth-paltrows-fathers-day-gift-guide-includes-sex-toys-and-a-rolex/">GOOP</a> website. 
Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about a man who drove on the sidewalk to chase children, an <a href="https://winknews.com/2023/05/22/10-foot-gator-bites-23-year-olds-arm-off-in-port-charlotte/">alligator</a> that bit a guy's arm off, <a href="https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2023/05/22/cowboy-steer-i75-oakland-county/70242902007/">Lester the Steer</a> got loose, a guy who shot his roommate because he ate his last <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/25/us/kentucky-man-shoots-roommate-hot-pocket/index.html">Hot Pocket</a>, and a bunch of <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-guardian-arrives-stolen-vehicle-take-custody-teens-arrested-auto-theft-police-say">kids &amp; adults arrested</a> for stealing cars.
Shaw whiffed on this week's "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", and we talked about some wine stats on <a href="https://nationaltoday.com/national-wine-day/">National Wine Day</a>.
The Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about a #FloridaMan who crased his truck and ran off naked, an interesting attempt to save on <a href="https://www.aerotime.aero/articles/jetstar-fines-passenger-for-wearing-extra-clothing-in-luggage-hack-attempt">baggage fees</a>, a <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/charges-duluth-landlord-started-apartment-on-fire-while-blaring-we-didnt-start-the-fire/">landlord</a> who set his apartment on fire while listening to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire", and our coworker who didn't know the difference between Billy Joel &amp; Billy Ray Cyrus.
Plus, an ex-girlfriend who got some <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/05/24/i-caught-my-boyfriend-cheating-i-hid-stinky-food-in-his-home/">stinky revenge</a> on her cheating ex-bf, and a new list of <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/05/26/three-things-to-do-in-around-la-crosse-this-weekend-118/">things to do</a> in &amp; around La Crosse this weekend!

The one with Billy Joel Cyrus

Back in 2016, Drew was filling in for Scott Robert Shaw and Brian found a new product that might enhance Drew's relationship with his cat, Jordy.

It was called "Licki-Brush" and it's exactly what it sounds like. You put a rubber/plastic tongue thing in your mouth, and then enjoy grooming your cat.

Drew didn't seem too interested in purchasing one of these products.

Back in 2016, Drew was filling in for Scott Robert Shaw and Brian found a new product that might enhance Drew's relationship with his cat, Jordy.
It was called "<a href="https://moderncat.com/articles/shop/licki-brush/">Licki-Brush</a>" and it's exactly what it sounds like. You put a rubber/plastic tongue thing in your mouth, and then enjoy grooming your cat.
Drew didn't seem too interested in purchasing one of these products.

The Monday Morning Throwback - Licki-Cat for Drew

The Monday Morning Throwback - Kayla Carroll B

The milk lock

Get married in space

shark attacks kayak, fisherman eaten by a bear

Unsolved Mysteries finds a girl in NC

Apple Personal Voice

You're Killin' Me, Shaws - Aliens

bear in a tree, drugs smuggled into jail, hipp

Too tired to be healthy

The Friggin' Sports - Juliette

car drives into dog daycare, naked guy at a UF

How is it almost June?

Seriously...where did the last month go?

This week, we kicked things off with another "Monday Morning Throwback", and we talked about a guy who locked his milk in the work fridge. Plus, weddings in space is apparently a "thing" that's going to be happening, and it's going to be VERY expensive.

On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who got attacked by a shark while fishing in his kayak, another fisherman that reportedly got eaten by a bear, a gator that wasn't a gator, a woman who had a bunch of cocaine stuffed into her fake-pregnant bell, a town that got sick of all the potholes, a dog in the driver's seat of a car during a DUI stop, and a bunch of poop raining down on cars in a drive-thru.

We talked about the girl who was found in North Carolina thanks to an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" on Netflix, and the scary implications of Apple's upcoming "Personal Voice".

Shaw actually aced this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", costing Brian $60, and we talked about how we're all too tired to be healthy.

On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a bear stuck in a tree, a failed attempt to smuggle drugs into prison, a couple of scary hippo stories, a Canadian mayoral candidate that bum-rushed the stage, and a train that stopped to rescue a chicken.

Plus, a great story about a girl who won a state track meet all by her damn self!

On Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a car driving into a doggie daycare facility, a naked guy on a rampage at UFC gym, a man who sent over 1,500 origami cranes to his DMV, a woman who shit on the altar of a church, and a judgemental mother-in-law who kinda busted herself.

Also, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

How is it almost June?
Seriously...where did the last month go?
This week, we kicked things off with another "<a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/05/15/the-monday-morning-throwback-our-interview-with-kayla-carroll/">Monday Morning Throwback</a>", and we talked about a guy who <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/13dx7d9/peak_pettiness_or_justifiable_security_in_the/">locked his milk</a> in the work fridge. Plus, <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/05/15/space-weddings-couples-rush-to-be-first-but-its-not-cheap/">weddings in space</a> is apparently a "thing" that's going to be happening, and it's going to be VERY expensive.
On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who got <a href="https://abcnews.go.com/US/shark-attacks-fisherman-kayak-off-coast-hawaii/story?id=99327177">attacked by a shark</a> while fishing in his kayak, another <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/half-missing-fisherman-body-found-eaten-sharks-1800603">fisherman</a> that reportedly got eaten by a bear, a <a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/05/16/Treasure-Island-Florida-alligator-sand-sculpture/7471684246886/">gator</a> that wasn't a gator, a woman who had a bunch of cocaine stuffed into her <a href="https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-woman-arrested-after-3-pounds-cocaine-falls/story?id=99327112">fake-pregnant</a> bell, a town that got sick of all the <a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pothole-repair-motorist-penis-arnold-schwarzenegger-b2340378.html">potholes</a>, a <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65608917">dog in the driver's seat</a> of a car during a DUI stop, and a bunch of <a href="https://www.wabi.tv/2023/05/16/mystery-poop-rains-down-cars-drive-thru-family-says/">poop</a> raining down on cars in a drive-thru.
We talked about the girl who was found in North Carolina thanks to an episode of "<a href="https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/tv-shows/2023/05/18/6465f32e268e3e31748b458e.html">Unsolved Mysteries</a>" on Netflix, and the scary implications of Apple's upcoming "<a href="https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/16/23725237/iphone-personal-voice-speak-training-accessibility">Personal Voice</a>".
Shaw actually aced this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", costing Brian $60, and we talked about how we're all <a href="https://www.wcrf-uk.org/about-us/press-releases/new-findings-show-lack-of-motivation-and-feeling-too-tired-stops-brits-from-being-healthier/">too tired</a> to be healthy.
On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a bear stuck in a tree, a failed attempt to smuggle drugs into prison, a couple of scary hippo stories, a Canadian mayoral candidate that bum-rushed the stage, and a train that stopped to rescue a chicken.
Plus, a great story about a <a href="https://thehill.com/changing-america/enrichment/education/4008639-ohio-high-school-senior-wins-state-team-track-title-all-by-herself/">girl who won a state track meet</a> all by her damn self!
On Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a car driving into a <a href="https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/maryland/video-car-crashes-into-doggie-day-care-montgomery-county/65-56f2e836-32f6-4f6c-8209-e384bf039fe8">doggie daycare</a> facility, a <a href="https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/naked-man-attacks-people-at-miami-gym-throughout-midtown-streets/3036409/">naked guy</a> on a rampage at UFC gym, a man who sent over <a href="https://soranews24.com/2023/05/17/kobe-man-arrested-after-threatening-driving-school-with-1500-origami-cranes/">1,500 origami cranes</a> to his DMV, a woman who <a href="https://www.fox19.com/2023/05/16/woman-accused-defecating-inside-tri-state-hospital-chapel/?fbclid=IwAR2Z_9rTBkQKMfOxybcP_m4aj1wvJ1EFMitti1z3AFIvvY9U-bCUdPxq_0A">shit on the altar</a> of a church, and a judgemental <a href="https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/mother-law-demands-dna-test-29997116">mother-in-law</a> who kinda busted herself.
Also, a new list of <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/05/19/three-things-to-do-in-around-la-crosse-this-weekend-117/">things to do</a> in &amp; around La Crosse this weekend!

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