Back in 2013, the City of La Crosse, in it's infinite wisdom, once again changed it's rules regarding snow removal on sidewalks.

And instead of enraging Brian, it really got to Shaw, who received a warning after a very light snow.

Back in 2013, the City of La Crosse, in it's infinite wisdom, once again changed it's rules regarding snow removal on sidewalks.
And instead of enraging Brian, it really got to Shaw, who received a warning after a very light snow.

As heard from 6-10am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

As heard from 6-10am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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As heard from 6-10am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI   WRQT Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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The Monday Morning Throwback - Shaw vs. the Man

The Monday Morning Throwback - Brian recaps hi

Dad joke

Bad News highlights - Coleslaw costs/Uber bomb

Which day of the week to take off work

What leftovers would you eat cold?

Dutch soccer fan with a scooter

Bad News highlights - Clinton poop/Dentist poi

Things that belong in a fridge

Spelling is hard

Powdered beer

Jimmy G. brothel

Three things to do in & around La Crosse this

What a week! After last week's cold but successful St. Paddy's Day .01k, we started things off with the Monday Morning Throwback & a new "Pet of the Week". Plus, a study that revealed the positive effects of Dad jokes! Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a few interesting stories, including a woman who stole from a benefit because the coleslaw cost too much to make, a woman who called in a bomb threat to a Walmart from the backseat of her Uber ride, and a Karen that just wanted a "bundle" at a McDonalds.

On Tuesday, we took a look at some scientific evidence that Wednesday is the best day of the week to take off of work, and we discussed which leftovers we eat cold, rather than reheating first. Plus, a great story about a Dutch guy who lives near a soccer field & was rather upset about some celebrations.

Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" was loaded with stuff, including the dentist who poisoned his wife, a woman with a penis-shaped shrubbery, a couple that got attacked by a mountain lion while relaxing in a hot tub, and a town called Regina that was just looking to drum-up some tourist money.

On Wednesday, we talked about the stuff that belongs in a fridge, words that we have difficulty spelling, a new powdered beer, and Jimmy G.'s invite to a Nevada brothel.

Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

What a week! After last week's cold but successful St. Paddy's Day .01k, we started things off with the <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/03/20/the-monday-morning-throwback-brian-recaps-his-cpa-experience/">Monday Morning Throwback</a> &amp; a new "Pet of the Week". Plus, a study that revealed the positive effects of <a href="https://www.bps.org.uk/psychologist/dad-jokes-thats-way-eye-roll">Dad jokes</a>! Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a few interesting stories, including a woman who stole from a benefit because the <a href="https://news.yahoo.com/pottsville-area-woman-charged-keeping-225900157.html">coleslaw cost too much</a> to make, a woman who called in a bomb threat to a Walmart from the backseat of her <a href="https://www.wmur.com/article/maine-woman-charged-with-fake-threats-against-new-hampshire-walmart/43355953">Uber ride</a>, and a Karen that just wanted a "<a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/03/18/florida-woman-pulls-gun-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-over-item-not-on-menu-police-say/">bundle</a>" at a McDonalds.
On Tuesday, we took a look at some scientific evidence that Wednesday is the <a href="https://qz.com/quartzy/1342604/the-best-vacation-is-a-wednesday-off">best day of the week</a> to take off of work, and we discussed which <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/would-you-eat-this-food-cold-poll">leftovers</a> we eat cold, rather than reheating first. Plus, a great story about a <a href="https://www.theroar.com.au/soccer/video/highly-bizarre-disruption-as-man-on-scooter-halts-dutch-soccer-game-due-to-noise-complaint-1265592/">Dutch guy</a> who lives near a soccer field &amp; was rather upset about some celebrations.
Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" was loaded with stuff, including the <a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11883101/Porn-addict-dentist-arrested-murdering-wife-poison-laced-protein-shakes.html?fbclid=IwAR0oHLitxfkbQz4VdhpCb-hdd73i-bESRhijhtc8TZVuyu4HjzR8ZFVDc6U">dentist</a> who poisoned his wife, a woman with a penis-shaped <a href="https://www.oregonlive.com/living/2023/03/provocative-topiary-slows-tualatin-traffic.html?utm_source=fark&amp;utm_medium=website&amp;utm_content=link&amp;ICID=ref_fark&amp;fbclid=IwAR2UtKedUgzdgK9p-ePvgz-xmvanD309guaKY3pECCy1p57B1RShC3Dt5L0">shrubbery</a>, a couple that got attacked by a <a href="https://www.denverpost.com/2023/03/20/mountain-lion-attack-colorado-hot-tub/">mountain lion</a> while relaxing in a hot tub, and a town called <a href="https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/experience-regina-brand-relaunch-1.6784321">Regina</a> that was just looking to drum-up some tourist money.
On Wednesday, we talked about the stuff that belongs in a <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/atwtmvtvftv/fridge-or-pantry-foods-poll">fridge</a>, words that we have difficulty <a href="https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/hardest-words-to-spell">spelling</a>, a new <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/22/german-brewery-creates-powdered-beer/?fbclid=IwAR3MYJ21OfaOhE_SO3Yh_tuo8hwOuUf_SJTWJCGhg7E6J8PdC3fwWflcbS0">powdered beer</a>, and <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/22/jimmy-garoppolo-offered-free-sex-for-life-by-las-vegas-brothel/">Jimmy G</a>.'s invite to a Nevada brothel.
Plus, a new list of<a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/03/24/three-things-to-do-in-around-la-crosse-this-weekend-110/"> things to do</a> in &amp; around La Crosse this weekend.

The one with Dad jokes

Back in 2015, Brian participated in the La Crosse Police Department's Citizens Police Academy.

he Academy helped provide participants with a better understanding of how the La Crosse Police Department functions on a daily basis.

Classes met every Tuesday night for ten weeks, and at one point, Brian volunteered to get tased.

Back in 2015, Brian participated in the <a href="https://lacrossepd.org/">La Crosse Police Department</a>'s <a href="https://lacrossepd.org/category/citizens-police-academy/">Citizens Police Academy</a>.
he Academy helped provide participants with a better understanding of how the <a href="https://lacrossepd.org/">La Crosse Police Department</a> functions on a daily basis.
Classes met every Tuesday night for ten weeks, and at one point, Brian volunteered to get tased.

The Monday Morning Throwback - Brian recaps CPA

The Monday Morning Throwback - Shaw 3:16

We're getting dumber

Bad News with Happy Music highlights - Human h

March Madness Stats & Info

Cocaine Zebra?

Cheeseburger date gone viral

Bad News with Happy Music highlights - Cadbury

You're killin' me, Shaws - "The Hangover"

NCAA odds

Bad News with Happy Music highlights - Van wit

Thumbs down or middle finger?

Another crazy week in the books! March Madness...crazy weather...the .01k!

Whew!

We started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback, and found out that we're apparently getting dumber! Go figure.

Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a hand being found in a cemetery in NY, a guy practicing his karate skills on a girl's snowman, a woman trying to bring American weed to Jamaica, and Gary the Goat!

Actually had a few interesting animal stories this week, including one about zebra in Ohio that almost bit a guy's arm off, and some baboons that attacked some hikers with boulders. NUTS!

A woman went viral after ditching her date because he didn't want to spend an extra $3 for cheese on HIS burger during their date. And we talked about some of the odds during March Madness.

Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a guy who missed out on some serious cash because he couldn't wait to eat his Cadbury Egg, and a guy who's suing Buffalo Wild Wings over boneless wings.

Plus, someone took a page out of the "Matt Foley" playbook by rolling some doobies in a van(until it caught fire!). We also talked about a new movie that takes place in a porta potty after a guy gets stuck inside.

A very interesting obituary made it's way into the news this week, and a woman assaulted her MUCH older boyfriend with an avocado. No word on if it was from Mexico.

We debated using a "thumbs-down" vs. a "middle finger" while driving, and hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

Another crazy week in the books! March Madness...crazy weather...the .01k!
Whew!
We started you off with the <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/03/13/the-monday-morning-throwback-shaw-316/">Monday Morning Throwback</a>, and found out that we're apparently <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/09/study-suggests-iq-scores-in-the-us-have-fallen/">getting dumber</a>! Go figure.
Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/12/human-hand-found-on-staten-island-identified/">hand being found</a> in a cemetery in NY, a guy practicing his <a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/callum-woodhouse-snowman-binman-arrested-588983-20230310">karate skills</a> on a girl's snowman, a woman trying to <a href="https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/latest-news/american-smuggles-ganja-into-jamaica-to-show-friends-that-us-weed-is-better/">bring American weed to Jamaica</a>, and <a href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gary-prk-goat-breaks-homes-29435013">Gary the Goat</a>!
Actually had a few interesting animal stories this week, including one about <a href="https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/mans-arm-dismembered-by-zebra-in-pickaway-county-zebra-killed-by-deputies-animal-attack-pickaway-county-sheriff-circleville-ohio-pickaway-county-sheriff">zebra in Ohio</a> that almost bit a guy's arm off, and some <a href="https://boingboing.net/2023/03/14/raging-baboons-brutally-attack-hikers-with-rocks.html">baboons that attacked</a> some hikers with boulders. NUTS!
A woman went viral after <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/13/extreme-response-to-dates-burger-concern-backfires-massively/">ditching her date</a> because he didn't want to spend an extra $3 for cheese on HIS burger during their date. And we talked about some of the <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/13/sport/march-madness-perfect-bracket-odds-spt-intl/index.html">odds during March Madness</a>.
Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a guy who missed out on some serious cash because he <a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cadbury-creme-egg-accident-adam-davis-b2300243.html">couldn't wait to eat his Cadbury Egg</a>, and a guy who's <a href="https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/chicago-man-files-class-action-suit-against-buffalo-wild-wings-says-boneless-wings-are-just-nuggets/">suing Buffalo Wild Wings</a> over boneless wings.
Plus, someone took a page out of the "<a href="https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article273169500.html">Matt Foley</a>" playbook by rolling some doobies in a van(until it caught fire!). We also talked about a new movie that takes place in a <a href="https://ew.com/movies/holy-shit-trailer/">porta potty</a> after a guy gets stuck inside.
A very <a href="https://www.newsobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article273165635.html">interesting obituary</a> made it's way into the news this week, and a woman assaulted her MUCH older boyfriend with an <a href="https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/avocado-battery-bust-763091">avocado</a>. No word on if it was from Mexico.
We debated using a "<a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/15/gen-z-and-millennial-drivers-rewriting-rules-of-road-rage/">thumbs-down</a>" vs. a "middle finger" while driving, and hooked you up with a new list of <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/03/17/three-things-to-do-in-around-la-crosse-this-weekend-109/">things to do</a> in &amp; around La Crosse this weekend.

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