Back in 2014, we had a truly bizarre story about an author, some aliens, and a woman with a gun in her vagina.

Yeah.

Apparently, the ex-wife of a Pulitzer Prize-winning author was arguing with her new boyfriend about the existence of aliens. She decided to convince him of her viewpoint by putting on some lingerie and pleasuring herself with a handgun.

Feel free to read more about it here.

Back in 2014, we had a <a href="https://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-cormac-mccarthy-ex-wife-arrested-assault-20140108-story.html">truly bizarre story</a> about an author, some aliens, and a woman with a gun in her vagina.
Yeah.
Apparently, the ex-wife of a Pulitzer Prize-winning author was arguing with her new boyfriend about the existence of aliens. She decided to convince him of her viewpoint by putting on some lingerie and pleasuring herself with a handgun.
Feel free to read more about it <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/vagina-as-holster-675432">here</a>.

As heard from 6-10am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

As heard from 6-10am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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The Monday Morning Throwback - A gun. Aliens. A vagina.

Back in 2015, Brian participated in the La Crosse Police Department's Citizens Police Academy.

he Academy helped provide participants with a better understanding of how the La Crosse Police Department functions on a daily basis.

Classes met every Tuesday night for ten weeks, and at one point, Brian volunteered to get tased.

Back in 2015, Brian participated in the <a href="https://lacrossepd.org/">La Crosse Police Department</a>'s <a href="https://lacrossepd.org/category/citizens-police-academy/">Citizens Police Academy</a>.
he Academy helped provide participants with a better understanding of how the <a href="https://lacrossepd.org/">La Crosse Police Department</a> functions on a daily basis.
Classes met every Tuesday night for ten weeks, and at one point, Brian volunteered to get tased.

The Monday Morning Throwback - Brian recaps CPA

The Monday Morning Throwback - Shaw 3:16

We're getting dumber

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March Madness Stats & Info

Cocaine Zebra?

Cheeseburger date gone viral

Bad News with Happy Music highlights - Cadbury

You're killin' me, Shaws - "The Hangover"

NCAA odds

Bad News with Happy Music highlights - Van wit

Thumbs down or middle finger?

Three things to do in & around La Crosse this

Another crazy week in the books! March Madness...crazy weather...the .01k!

Whew!

We started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback, and found out that we're apparently getting dumber! Go figure.

Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a hand being found in a cemetery in NY, a guy practicing his karate skills on a girl's snowman, a woman trying to bring American weed to Jamaica, and Gary the Goat!

Actually had a few interesting animal stories this week, including one about zebra in Ohio that almost bit a guy's arm off, and some baboons that attacked some hikers with boulders. NUTS!

A woman went viral after ditching her date because he didn't want to spend an extra $3 for cheese on HIS burger during their date. And we talked about some of the odds during March Madness.

Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a guy who missed out on some serious cash because he couldn't wait to eat his Cadbury Egg, and a guy who's suing Buffalo Wild Wings over boneless wings.

Plus, someone took a page out of the "Matt Foley" playbook by rolling some doobies in a van(until it caught fire!). We also talked about a new movie that takes place in a porta potty after a guy gets stuck inside.

A very interesting obituary made it's way into the news this week, and a woman assaulted her MUCH older boyfriend with an avocado. No word on if it was from Mexico.

We debated using a "thumbs-down" vs. a "middle finger" while driving, and hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

Another crazy week in the books! March Madness...crazy weather...the .01k!
Whew!
We started you off with the <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/03/13/the-monday-morning-throwback-shaw-316/">Monday Morning Throwback</a>, and found out that we're apparently <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/09/study-suggests-iq-scores-in-the-us-have-fallen/">getting dumber</a>! Go figure.
Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/12/human-hand-found-on-staten-island-identified/">hand being found</a> in a cemetery in NY, a guy practicing his <a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/callum-woodhouse-snowman-binman-arrested-588983-20230310">karate skills</a> on a girl's snowman, a woman trying to <a href="https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/latest-news/american-smuggles-ganja-into-jamaica-to-show-friends-that-us-weed-is-better/">bring American weed to Jamaica</a>, and <a href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gary-prk-goat-breaks-homes-29435013">Gary the Goat</a>!
Actually had a few interesting animal stories this week, including one about <a href="https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/mans-arm-dismembered-by-zebra-in-pickaway-county-zebra-killed-by-deputies-animal-attack-pickaway-county-sheriff-circleville-ohio-pickaway-county-sheriff">zebra in Ohio</a> that almost bit a guy's arm off, and some <a href="https://boingboing.net/2023/03/14/raging-baboons-brutally-attack-hikers-with-rocks.html">baboons that attacked</a> some hikers with boulders. NUTS!
A woman went viral after <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/13/extreme-response-to-dates-burger-concern-backfires-massively/">ditching her date</a> because he didn't want to spend an extra $3 for cheese on HIS burger during their date. And we talked about some of the <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/13/sport/march-madness-perfect-bracket-odds-spt-intl/index.html">odds during March Madness</a>.
Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a guy who missed out on some serious cash because he <a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cadbury-creme-egg-accident-adam-davis-b2300243.html">couldn't wait to eat his Cadbury Egg</a>, and a guy who's <a href="https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/chicago-man-files-class-action-suit-against-buffalo-wild-wings-says-boneless-wings-are-just-nuggets/">suing Buffalo Wild Wings</a> over boneless wings.
Plus, someone took a page out of the "<a href="https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article273169500.html">Matt Foley</a>" playbook by rolling some doobies in a van(until it caught fire!). We also talked about a new movie that takes place in a <a href="https://ew.com/movies/holy-shit-trailer/">porta potty</a> after a guy gets stuck inside.
A very <a href="https://www.newsobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article273165635.html">interesting obituary</a> made it's way into the news this week, and a woman assaulted her MUCH older boyfriend with an <a href="https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/avocado-battery-bust-763091">avocado</a>. No word on if it was from Mexico.
We debated using a "<a href="https://nypost.com/2023/03/15/gen-z-and-millennial-drivers-rewriting-rules-of-road-rage/">thumbs-down</a>" vs. a "middle finger" while driving, and hooked you up with a new list of <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/03/17/three-things-to-do-in-around-la-crosse-this-weekend-109/">things to do</a> in &amp; around La Crosse this weekend.

The one with March Madness & St. Paddy's Day

Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show on WKTY is spending the week in Arizona for Brewers Spring Training!

He's also staying with his Nana....so we thought it would be a good time to get him on the line to talk about the Brewers, the Bucks, and the Aaron Rodgers saga!

Grant Bilse from the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063967578387">Wisco Sports Show</a> on <a href="https://wktysports.com/">WKTY</a> is spending the week in Arizona for Brewers Spring Training!
He's also staying with his Nana....so we thought it would be a good time to get him on the line to talk about the Brewers, the Bucks, and the Aaron Rodgers saga!

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