What a week! We kicked things off with the Monday Morning Throwback, and a discussion about the Hambone Awards for odd insurance claims on household pets. On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a #FloridaWoman who left her kid in a running car to go for a swim in the ocean to "meet sharks", another shark story - a bunch of vacationers tried to save a shark that had beached itself, an airline that forgot ALL the luggage at the airport, and the La Quinta Inn that didn't have anyone working. We had another Karen on a plane, and some hippie from Canada trying to convince people that they don't need glasses, just some of her essential oils. On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a couple of bear stories...the first was some hungry bears in Alaska that broke into a Krispy Kreme delivery van to steal some donuts, and a bear that got into Disney World & shut the park down for awhile. We also had a story about a DoorDash driver who got pissed at how long her order was taking, so she started fighting EVERYONE, and a naked Bills fan who ended up stuck in a pipe...covered in human shit. Remember Miss South Carolina from 2007? Well, we like to play her audio whenever Shaw has a story involving maps...and Brian took a deeper dive on her stumbling answer this week. Plus, the Hallmark Channel apparently has FORTY new holiday-themed movies ready to go for this upcoming Christmas season. On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who got stabbed and then pulled the knife out & stabbed his attacker with it, a #FloridaMan who was setting fire to police cars in Michigan, a couple of #FloridaWomen who were drunk & tossing a baby around outisde the bar, a #FloridaMan who was dating his own cousin, and an idiot who tried to fake his own death in a kayak accident. Friday morning we talked about a new trend from China that has women adding fake belly buttons to make their legs look longer, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! On Friday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a pair of young siblings who took their mother's car for a joyride, a prison in Venezuela that had a nightclub...a pool...a zoo...and more! And we talked about the scumbag who claimed he had terminal cancer so he could raise money to play poker.

A full five days of the Sickness this week after last week's holiday. We kicked things off with the "Monday Morning Throwback" and we talked to this year's bike winner, Aaron Balow of Holmen.  On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a tow truck driver who was allegedly drunk when he crashed into FOURTEEN cars while towing another vehicle, a guy who spent almost three hours reeling in a 283lb alligator gar, and a woman who left her kids locked in a car without any air conditioning who then asked for the officers who arrested her to turn on the AC in the cruiser. Tuesday morning we discussed some corporate buzzwords/phrases that we find annoying, and we talked about the guy who bought a bunch of incandescent light bulbs now that they've been banned. On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who chased some kids in a car only to realize one of them was his neighbor, a #FloridaMan who stole an excavator & crashed it into a Walmart, a couple who got busted joining the "Mile-High Club", and a candidate in Virginia who performed sex acts on her husband on various websites to raise money for her campaign. We got you over the hump on Wednesday with an emotional story about two 90 year-old sisters who said goodbye to one another for possibly the final time. We also talked about the AI robots that showed up at a recent NFL game. On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who set a fire in a Target to cover up her attempt to steal baby formula, a plane that had to make an emergency landing but did a terrible job taking care of it's passengers, a wild & drunken brawl at a wedding in Rhode Island, and a construction sign that got hacked. On Thursday, we discussed the weirdest ways people have earned some cash, and on Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about surfer who got bit on the HEAD by a shark, the Mexican alien remains, a Canadian woman who twerked at a Mountie, and got an update on the Virginia candidate who is performing sex acts online to raise money for her campaign. And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

Short week with Labor Day on Monday. We kicked things off on Tuesday with a discussion about pet peeves. During our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about a former pizza parlor owner in Massachusetts that improperly used a PPP loan to buy an alpaca farm in Vermont, an issue with some Paw Patrol snacks, an Indiana man who had a "spiritual awakening", and a drunk idiot who called 911 on himself. We helped you over the hump on Wednesday with an incredible story about a retired Army Veteran named Larry Taylor who finally received the much-deserved Medal of Honor. We also found out about a new trend called "Hot Bedding". On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a naked man in Colorado that broke into two homes & fought with the homeowners in broad daylight, a shooting at a #Florida funeral home, and a three-legged bear named "Tripod" that enjoys drinking White Claws. On Thursday, we heard about Kevin Costner's ex-wife who is getting short-changed on her chilld support payments, and discussed a new list of the most annoying NFL fan bases. During Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had an emu on the loose, an update on the diarrhea plane, a guy trying to cross the ocean in a human hamster wheel, and a dude who ain't afraid of no bear! Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

Adios, August! Goodbye, Summer! Hello, Fall & Spooky season! Boy, does that sound basic. I am rather excited that summer is coming to an end. Festbiers are back, Halloween & horror movies are right around the corner...it's my favorite time of year! We started the week in August with the Monday Morning Throwback, and ended in September with a list of things to look forward to in the coming month. In between, we had a story about the supposed "PickleGate", and on Monday's edition of Bad News with Happy Music, we had a story about a guy in China who was struck by lightning TWICE in five minutes, and another story about a married couple that was trying to get pregnant for the past four years before realizing that they were doing it all wrong. We talked about the bar in Milwaukee that is planning on paying people's bar tabs when Aaron Rodgers loses, and we also heard about a wonderful 93 year-old woman in Texas who spends her days making dog beds for shelter dogs with scrap fabric from her quiliting group! On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a story about a guy who tried to share his sausage at the continental breakfast at a hotel, and we discussed a recent study of the rise in hospitalizations for people with stuff shoved up their ass. Brian celebrated a new "adults only" flight, and Jean whiffed on this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Jeans", as Shaw was on vacation until Thursday. On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a story about gator on the loose in a NJ park, and a woman who snuck a gun into an MLB game in-between her belly fat rolls! Shaw returned on Thursday and during "Bad News with Happy Music", he shared several stories involving animals, including a bunch of bees that got loose on a highway, some goats that were wandering around a neighborhood in California, a driver with a parrot on his shoulder, and a guy in Nebraska giving a bull a ride in his car. And on Friday, we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in the month of September, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

After spending most of last week at Rock Fest, Brian returned to the studio on Monday for the Monday Morning Throwback, a recap of his time in Cadott, and a discussion about time blindness. On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a priest who got in trouble for using some oil on someone's genitals, a sad story about about a pod of whales, the husband from the "what color is this dress" got arrested, and a new scam coming from Craigslist of all places. Brian patted himself on the back for replacing a light in his wife's closet, and after the Ronnie Radke incident at Rock Fest, we talked about a recent situation at a Miranda Lambert concert. On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a decapitated kid who had his head reattached, a Florida "church" that got busted for selling snake oil, a senior version of "The Bachelor", and whether or not a slice of pizza is a meal or snack. Shaw whiffed on this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", so $10 of Brian's morning show-money went to the Rock Foundation, and we had a list titled, "It's so hot that..." On the Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" we had stories a truck making a mess with some human poo, a slide that fell off a plane, Taco Tuesday, and a guy with a parking lot scam. A new "Karen of the Day" on Thursday morning who didn't like her neighbors having a party, and a new phenomenon explains why people are showing up early for things. On Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who stole a firetruck, and a person who suffered some pretty serious injuries after eating some Dragon Balls! Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend

A very short week after a nice holiday weekend. We started things off on Wednesday with a 4th of July wrap-up, and another "Karen of the Day". This time, she's getting off a flight because one of the other passengers is apparently NOT a real person. We also played some great audio from a driving lesson gone bad! And even though he only watched a couple of Harrison Ford films over the holiday weekend, Shaw was able to ace this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws". On our Wednesday edition of Bad News with Happy Music, we had stories about a couple of babysitters in Florida who stole a car & drove the kids to Wisconsin, a woman who was killed by a man on a stolen forklift, that viral shark video from the past weekend, and a guy who shotgunned a Twisted Tea with a little help from an alligator. On Thursday, we had a great story about a 90-year old Texas woman who recently retired after NEVER missing a day of work in 74 years at the SAME store!!! We also discussed the new Tik Tok challenge inspired by the upcoming "Barbie" movie, and we discovered a subtle sign that we're getting old! We talked about people having sex in the quiet rooms at Wimbeldon, and during our Thursday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a Bose speaker recall, a 7-11 employee that threw a full Big Gulp at a woman's head, a drunk guy on a plane that stabbed another passenger with a broken wine bottle, and a new service that allows you to rent clothes. On Friday, we got an update about that "Karen of the Day" earlier in the week thanks to the one & only Carrot Top, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

As we get ready for the long, holiday weekend, we started the week with a look back. The Monday Morning Throwback!  We also took a look back to last weekend when Jean went to the Cities to see Taylor Swift with her daughter. We talked about Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" getting a streaming bump since the Titan Sub incident, and we discussed the so-called "Laxative Effect" of shopping at places like TJ Maxx & Target. There was the person who threw their dead mother's ashes onstage at a Pink concert in London, and Shaw told us about some country songs that were on top of the charts. Have you heard or suffered from "Menu Anxiety?" We found out all about this supposed ailment, and Shaw whiffed on this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws," pushing next week's jackpot to $40! A few major league ballparks are experimenting with Pepsi-Ketchup for the 4th of July, and Brian talked about replacing a light fixure in his wife's closet. Plus, Costco is pulling a Netflix and trying to put an end to people sharing their memberships with family & friends. And we hooked you up with a list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

What a week!  The world became obsessed with some people in a janky-ass submarine that sadly, didn't make it. We started the week with the Monday Morning Throwback, and our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about a 10-foot python in some guy's shower, a warning about Taylor Swift ticket scams in Minnesota, a #FloridaWoman who was drinking 4 Lokos in a parking lot of a Dollar Store with nothing but a towel on, a gas station employee who asked his friend to rob the store so he could leave early, and a guy who try to rob a convenience store in the UK but got stuck in the metal shudders. We revealed a tip to make you seem smarter during small talk, and PickleBall might be turning into PickleMall! Did you hear about the six-figure job taking care of a billionaire's dogs? Shaw was able to figure out this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" on the first day of summer, and on the Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about a #FloridaMan who tried to steal a jetski, an Oregon man who tried to expose an entire store to fentanyl, some people in Florida who have created a "Meth Island", and a guy who tried to smuggle meth into jail by sewing it into his underpants. Thursday was "No Panty Day" and "National Onion Ring Day", and since summer has officially begun, we talked about the possibility of a hot Dad summer! Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about the WI mullet kid defending his title, the city of Stuart in Iowa having a bit of a snafu on their new water tower, and another #FloridaMan who tried to steal some sex toys. And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Shaw was off on Monday, but returned & recapped his trip to Chicago! We still started the week with the "Monday Morning Throwback", and played a game of "Would You Rather - Smarter or Prettier"  We discussed which states would be the best prepared for an alien invasion, which led us to an interesting suggestion for Shaw now that he's got a moped. Strap a gun to it so he can fight back against the aliens! We talked about the golfer getting tackled by security, and our Tuesday edition of Bad News with Happy Music included stories about something called a "lead pig", a very angry crocodile in a pool in Florida, a guy who climbed a skyscraper in Seoul, a man who broke into a 911 call center, and three dudes who drifted out to sea on a giant, inflatable duck. Plus, some Father's Day gift ideas, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend, and during our Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a taqueria that brought in a priest to harass their employees, an Australian crocodile killer, and a gun owner who shot himself while sleeping. On Thursday, there was an interesting survey that revealed how much money we need to be considered "rich". And in our Thursday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who got robbed by a man who then commented on her Facebook post about the robbery, a popular bus trip in Poland that had to change it's name, and a morgue manager who was allegedly selling body parts on the black market.

A full five days of work this week, but having a concert to look forward to made it all worthwhile! We started the week off with the "Monday Morning Throwback" and Brian admitted that he realized he's a step below being a sadist. Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about some idiots putting a baby elk in the back of their vehicle, a McDonald's customer that ordered a chicken sandwich BEFORE trying to rob the store, an unruly airplane passenger that broke out of their restraints, a Sonic drive-thru employee that dropped their cocaine in someone's order, and a German tattoo artist going viral for a guy's back tattoo. We talked about "Gooch Grease", and discussed whether or not pineapples are trying to eat us. We talked about our favorite road trip snacks, and took the "Two beers & a puppy" test. Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about a stolen school bus, a couple of hitman stories, a guy who tried to rob a store with a box on his head, and an Australian bar that got in some hot water over a free-drink promotion. Shaw aced this week's "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" and another $10 of Brian's Morning-Show money ended up going to the Rock Foundation. On our Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a Ron Burgundy wannabe that was arrested TWICE in the same day, a senior prank involving toilets & concrete, a woman who "accidentally" put some Super Glue in her eye, a man who was breaking into people's homes to steal USED sex toys to give as birthday presents to his friends, and a couple of witches who were caught on camera eating a deer carcass. We learned that sharks are EVERYWHERE, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

A short week with the holiday on Monday, but we still managed to pack a lot of stuff in four days of work. We learned that Shaw bought a moped over the weekend, and we also learned a new, Gen-Z term. "Bed Rotting". On the Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about casinos in Vegas paying out less, a woman who won a cheese-rolling competition even though she was knocked unconscious, a drive-thru employee who had milk thrown on them, a kid who swallowed FORTY pieces of gum, and an 85 year old guy who tried to steal some condoms. We talked about Swifties suffering from post-concert amnesia after seeing Taylor Swift, and we discussed Cellphone Zombies! On the Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about some sunglasses left on the dash of a car that did some serious damage, the seaweed in Florida has a flesh-eating pathogen, and a woman who assaulted a flight attendant & opened the plane door! Plus, a couple of very funny stories about pranking a principal, and a Dad who embarrassed his kid on the last day of school. We had a list of things to look forward to in the month of June, and on our Thursday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a pig that fell off the back of a truck, an escaped inmate who was captured after he tried to get a $1 burger at McDonald's, more info on the person found dead in an Arby's freezer, a car that hit a house & sent the fridge flying through the other side into the neighbor's yard, and a moron who used a Nintendo Duck Hunt gun to commit a robbery. Also, a great story about a kid who got a full ride to college, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Another five-day work week in the books & we're on to the holiday weekend! We started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback this week & a new A.I. powered lawnmower that Brian actually had some interest in. Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about Satan-Con in Boston, a sheriff's wife who got busted for DUI after driving her car into someone's home, a violent bicyclist mob that attacked a man for honking at them, a great story about a double amputee who climbed Mt. Everest, and a man who got arrested while pretending to be Captain Jack Sparrow! We discussed a new list of the best movie quotes of all time, and we found out about the "Gather of the Kyles", the "Council of Andrews", and "All the Brians". Weird. Plus, a very interesting Father's Day gift guide from Gweneth Paltrow's GOOP website.  Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about a man who drove on the sidewalk to chase children, an alligator that bit a guy's arm off, Lester the Steer got loose, a guy who shot his roommate because he ate his last Hot Pocket, and a bunch of kids & adults arrested for stealing cars. Shaw whiffed on this week's "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", and we talked about some wine stats on National Wine Day. The Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included stories about a #FloridaMan who crased his truck and ran off naked, an interesting attempt to save on baggage fees, a landlord who set his apartment on fire while listening to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire", and our coworker who didn't know the difference between Billy Joel & Billy Ray Cyrus. Plus, an ex-girlfriend who got some stinky revenge on her cheating ex-bf, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

How is it almost June? Seriously...where did the last month go? This week, we kicked things off with another "Monday Morning Throwback", and we talked about a guy who locked his milk in the work fridge. Plus, weddings in space is apparently a "thing" that's going to be happening, and it's going to be VERY expensive. On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who got attacked by a shark while fishing in his kayak, another fisherman that reportedly got eaten by a bear, a gator that wasn't a gator, a woman who had a bunch of cocaine stuffed into her fake-pregnant bell, a town that got sick of all the potholes, a dog in the driver's seat of a car during a DUI stop, and a bunch of poop raining down on cars in a drive-thru. We talked about the girl who was found in North Carolina thanks to an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" on Netflix, and the scary implications of Apple's upcoming "Personal Voice". Shaw actually aced this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", costing Brian $60, and we talked about how we're all too tired to be healthy. On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a bear stuck in a tree, a failed attempt to smuggle drugs into prison, a couple of scary hippo stories, a Canadian mayoral candidate that bum-rushed the stage, and a train that stopped to rescue a chicken. Plus, a great story about a girl who won a state track meet all by her damn self! On Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a car driving into a doggie daycare facility, a naked guy on a rampage at UFC gym, a man who sent over 1,500 origami cranes to his DMV, a woman who shit on the altar of a church, and a judgemental mother-in-law who kinda busted herself. Also, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

What a week! The weather was drastically improved, we talked to our Big Bikes parents, and we announced another show at Copeland Park & Events Center! Speaking of Big Bikes parents, our Monday Morning Throwback was from our in-studio interview with Elliot Heller(our 2016 Big Bikes kid) and his parents. Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included the mystery of the 500lbs of pasta in the woods getting solved, a woman who bought a house with a bunch of snakes living in the walls, a pest control worker who pissed on a family's couch & their floor, and a FORMER hotel manager that got busted sucking a guest's toes while they were sleeping. A recent survey found that 14% of people prefer their home smells like bleach, and a woman survived for five days after her car broke down with nothing but a bottle of wine & some lollipops! We celebrated National Shrimp Day on Wednesday by talking about how many shrimp Shaw could eat in one sitting(it was 4.....MAYBE 5), and he actually aced this week's "You're killin' me, Shaws"! We talked about tipping fatigue, and our Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" included a the story about a woman who wrote a children's book about dealing with grief...but is now suspected of killing her own husband, a story about a Spirit Airlines flight that left early, and a drunk driver that got popped while wearing a Bud Light costume. We talked about an influencer who is charging $1 per minute to be her boyfriend virtually...and we talked about Mother's Day! Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Welcome to May! We started the week off with a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month, along with a new "Monday Morning Throwback". We also had a very serious, in-depth discussion about whether or not cereal can be considered a "soup". Plus, a small tip to help you de-stress while at work & on the computer. Shaw had a fantastic story about tailgating at a recent Brewer game, and Brian talked about a crazy dream he had & was actually able to remember. There was an interesting list about some new rules for weddings in 2023. And during this week's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a story about the stuff that gets left in Ubers, a cat that steals panties, a mom who got stung by a BUNCH of bees, a prostitute that stabbed her client's penis, the woman who orgasmed during an orchestra's performance, a couple of 10-year old kids working at a McDonald's, PornHub's fight with Utah, and a fight over a golf path. Plus, we talked about the 2023 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees which made about six people really upset. And a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

After a week of temps in the 80's and a lot of riding the Harley, we woke up to a foot of snow and temps back in the 40's & 50's. Ugh. Such is April in Wisconsin. We started the week with the Monday Morning Throwback, and whether or not AI will be the end of humanity. Our Monday edition of Bad News with Happy Music had an escaped emu, the brawls in Chicago, a woman in a cave, an alligator that bit a #FloridaMan's leg off, a gun in a quesadilla, a guy who threw money all over the highway, and another bone-head who fell for RentAHitman.com On Tuesday, we gave you a tip to help live TEN years longer, and had a couple of really uplifting stories: a bald eagle who finally got his baby, and a kid who came back to life after TWO hours of CPR On the Tuesday edition of Bad News with Happy Music, we had a huntsman spider in a guy's underwear, a pizza guy who assisted police, a kid stuck in a claw game, a teen who drove his car onto someone's roof, a homemade guillotine, and a woman who REALLY didn't want to go to work at BWWs Got you over the hump with some info about the Facebook privacy lawsuit that could score you some money. And Shaw whiffed on this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws" On the Wednesday edition of Bad News with Happy Music, we had a satellite that could fall to Earth & kill you, a man who misused some money to buy a wildebeest & a bunch of other crazy stuff, a bear that drank a bunch of soda, an 11-year old who got stabbed at a Dollar Tree by a grown man, a guy who baptized himself in the church fountain, a hearse that almost went over a cliff, and porn on a train. We talked about some marijuana stats on 4/20, and asked the hypothetical question, "Who'd you save from a sinking boat? 100 dogs? Or one human?" Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Thank goodness the weather finally changed! Yes, I turned my AC on, but I'm still happy it's hot out & I can ride the Harley. We started this week with a different kind of bike, as Brian retold the story of his bicycle citation during the "Monday Morning Throwback". Plus, we had a couple of Karens acting up this week, including a dude on a plane who threw a tantrum because he couldn't get a gin & tonic...and a woman who got mad at a guy for trying to help her find her purse. On Monday's "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about Madonna trying to reverse her recent plastic surgery, had a story about a 78-year old bank robber with a great last name, a strange story about a naked & greased-up #FloridaMan, and a riot at a live theater production of "The Bodyguard" We talked about Metallica's new contest for marching bands, and discussed the allegations that Uber charges you more money for a ride if your battery level is really low. Shaw whiffed on this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws", and we had a great story about a barber in Ohio who's been giving out free haircuts to children with special needs. On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about a fisherman who discovered a submerged Jeep with a woman inside, the toxic soil from the train derailment getting spilled AGAIN, the value of stolen Dyson vaccuums, and a new scam that asks people for gift cards in order to get out of a legal predicament. Plus, another scam that uses AI to clone someone's voice, and the stereotypes of all 50 states.  On Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about a woman who was trying to take some erotic photos in a cave but got stuck by the risiing tide, a dead hippo that was addicted to cocaine, a guy that got too drunk & whacked off in a bus stop for an HOUR, the failed Phillies $1 hot dog night, and another drunk guy who broke into a police station & pooped on the floor. Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Nice to see the weather is finally going to get warmer! We started the week off with the Monday Morning Throwback as we recently celebrated our 25th birthday as a radio station. We talked about "Parking Lot Karen", and heard about a proposal to ban participation trophies in North Carolina. During Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a story about Australian sex dolls, a woman trying to steal a car with The Club attached to the steering wheel, a door-to-door paint salesman who almost got killed by someone's booby-traps, and a couple of firefighters who REALLY wanted their Chik-Fil-A. We discussed the cost of Easter this year for the average American, and we talked about the kinds of things that jerks do at concerts. During Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a story about a possible ban on school libraries, some twins who allegedly murdered their father with some garden shears, a couple of guys who were taunting a moose, and the return of the giant spoon! Plus, we talked about Ford's patent on a drone with jumper cables, along with the possibility of swapping out your Easter eggs for Easter potatoes in order to save money.  During Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" we had a story about living longer by retiring in a cooler climate rather than a warmer one, a father who was using a cattle prod on his own kids, a crazy story about a guy who stole a bus with a dead deer, and an Easter egg hunt at a mall that didn't end will. Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Ugh....so close to that warmer weather. Can almost taste it. Unfortunately, Brian was dealing with a pretty serious sinus issue this week & even though he got a prescription, he was still thinking of trying a Neti pot or a Navage(he didn't. yet) We started the week with a new "Monday Morning Throwback", and talked about an artist who designed a VR "death" experience. Plus, the phenomenon of "pregnancy nose" is apparently a REAL thing There was a groom who recently had some very interesting and sexual vows for his bride to be, and a great story about a used car dealer in Racine that helped a woman get a new car after she was mistreated at another used car dealership. We found out that it's a good time to be a short, bald man who's also in the dating scene, and we discussed some of the new ballpark foods in 2023 around MLB. Plus, a Viagra substitute that you snort, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

What a week! After last week's cold but successful St. Paddy's Day .01k, we started things off with the Monday Morning Throwback & a new "Pet of the Week". Plus, a study that revealed the positive effects of Dad jokes! Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a few interesting stories, including a woman who stole from a benefit because the coleslaw cost too much to make, a woman who called in a bomb threat to a Walmart from the backseat of her Uber ride, and a Karen that just wanted a "bundle" at a McDonalds. On Tuesday, we took a look at some scientific evidence that Wednesday is the best day of the week to take off of work, and we discussed which leftovers we eat cold, rather than reheating first. Plus, a great story about a Dutch guy who lives near a soccer field & was rather upset about some celebrations. Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" was loaded with stuff, including the dentist who poisoned his wife, a woman with a penis-shaped shrubbery, a couple that got attacked by a mountain lion while relaxing in a hot tub, and a town called Regina that was just looking to drum-up some tourist money. On Wednesday, we talked about the stuff that belongs in a fridge, words that we have difficulty spelling, a new powdered beer, and Jimmy G.'s invite to a Nevada brothel. Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

Another crazy week in the books! March Madness...crazy weather...the .01k! Whew! We started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback, and found out that we're apparently getting dumber! Go figure. Our Monday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a hand being found in a cemetery in NY, a guy practicing his karate skills on a girl's snowman, a woman trying to bring American weed to Jamaica, and Gary the Goat! Actually had a few interesting animal stories this week, including one about zebra in Ohio that almost bit a guy's arm off, and some baboons that attacked some hikers with boulders. NUTS! A woman went viral after ditching her date because he didn't want to spend an extra $3 for cheese on HIS burger during their date. And we talked about some of the odds during March Madness. Our Tuesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" had a story about a guy who missed out on some serious cash because he couldn't wait to eat his Cadbury Egg, and a guy who's suing Buffalo Wild Wings over boneless wings. Plus, someone took a page out of the "Matt Foley" playbook by rolling some doobies in a van(until it caught fire!). We also talked about a new movie that takes place in a porta potty after a guy gets stuck inside. A very interesting obituary made it's way into the news this week, and a woman assaulted her MUCH older boyfriend with an avocado. No word on if it was from Mexico. We debated using a "thumbs-down" vs. a "middle finger" while driving, and hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

Big week with an even bigger snow storm! WE started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback, and another debate involving the grocery store divider. Plus, a touching story about a couple of geese living at a cemetary. Had an interesting story about a #FloridaWoman asking for a special day just for Sugar Daddies. Plus, a stripper who assaulted her ex-boyfriend with a wad of cash, and a really old guy celebrated his birthday with a performance from a belly dancer. And another flight from hell ended at an abandoned airport where some guys got behind the bar & started serving up some drinks. We talked about some of the things we wished we learned while in high school, and a guy in Wisconsin rented a billboard to help find a date. More "Bad News with Happy Music" highlights, including a woman who drove her SUV into a Popeye's restaurant after they forgot her biscuit, a guy went nuts on a flight & stabbed the flight attendant, and a couple of thieves who ordered a FOURTEEN COURSE dinner to cover up their crimes. Plus, Brian became an even bigger fan of Jamie Lee Curtis after her recent comments about matinee concerts. We found out that our jobs might be in jeopardy thanks to RadioGPT, and we had another touching story about a landlord taking care of a holocaust survivor. There was Dolphin Dave, and the LIV golf tourney might be in trouble for cutting down a cactus or two. Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

What a week! Shaw was down with a cold for a few days, but he was in on Monday & Tuesday for "Bad News with Happy Music". Had a few doozies, including a story about a socialite who's body was found hacked to pieces & boiling in a soup pot, a guy who got ticketed for doing 86mph ABOVE the speed limit. And a story about guy who wanted his $10 back from a hooker. With the success of "Cocaine Bear", it's no surprise that there's now going to be a movie about a "Meth Gator". And speaking of movies, we talked about all the injuries that John Wick has suffered during the first three movies as we get pumped for the new one later this month. As we turned the calendar to March, we ran down a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month, and we talked about our favorite cuisines. Plus, it was National Minnesota Day on Tuesday, and Brian ran down a list of some interesting facts about the state of MN. We had some parrots on the field during a softball game, and Jean filled in for Shaw during "You're killin' me, Shaws" and actually scored a win! Also, a guy who had a mummy girlfriend, and an ice cream truck that wasn't selling ice cream.  And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend, and a list of some new words & phrases you might be hearing in 2023

We survived the Snowmaggedon! Sure, there was snow...but it's going to be in the 40's next week! We started the week with a look at some interesting facts about US Presidents on Presidents Day, and we hooked you up with a new "Monday Morning Throwback". Plus, a man disrespectfully ate someone else's key lime pie & it led to an arrest. Florida has apparently solved all their problems because the lawmakers are now targeting dogs putting their heads out of the car window! There was also a crazy story about a woman who got catfished into killing someone. We also talked about a #FloridaWoman who really wanted her free cookie from McDonald's.  As you probably know, we're fascinated by the possible zombie apocalypse, so we took a look at how prepared the state of WI would be if it actually happened. We were surprisingly low. There's a chonky boi in Poland that's got a five-star rating on Google Maps as a tourist attraction, and we got some really good research on the benefits of a four-day work week. During a "Bad News with Happy Music" segment, we had a couple of very interesting stories...a guy who paints with his tongue...raining fish in Australia....a test-drive gone wrong....and a woman driving the wrong way! Plus, an interesting auction item from the film, "Everything Everywhere All At Once", and a wild video of a moose attacking a woman in Alaska. And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Another week in the books, another week closer to Spring! The weather certainly felt "Spring-like" this week at times. We started the week off with the "Monday Morning Throwback" and we recapped the Super Bowl, talking about the ads, the game, the halftime performance, & everything in between. Then, it was a very quick turnaround as Valentine's Day was on Tuesday this week. We discussed some of the top "Love" songs of all time, and hooked you up with some last-minute V-Day date ideas. A brewery in San Diego teamed up with the international airport out there to brew a beer made from the condensation from the airport's air conditioners. Sounds gross. We talked about what makes an "average" American, and Shaw aced this week's "You're killin' me, Shaws". Big thanks to Rachel for donating her winnings to the Rock Foundation! Wednesday was #NationalWisconsinDay, so we ran down a list of interesting facts about the Badger State. And we discussed the #science behind our love of true-crime documentaries on Netflix/Hulu/Prime/etc. Had some quality stuff during "Bad News with Happy Music" this week, including a restaurant that's banning kids under the age of ten, a McDonald's in England had a bit of a sign snafu, a guy who set his own car on fire to deter thieves from stealing it, and a couple that recently celebrated their 57th wedding anniversary after the wife tried to have the husband killed FIVE separate times. Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

What a week! We started off with the "Monday Morning Throwback" and found out that some seniors in Florida could be using loofahs to signal everyone that they're swingers! Plus, a guy from Vegas was in Iowa and let's just say....it didn't end well for him. As we inched closer to Valentine's Day, we took a look at a recent study on what it'll cost you this year. There was a guy who tried to sneak chicken wings and some drugs into jail, and a story about an ape that got pregnant while in isolation. The Super Bowl is right around the corner, so we talked about some Super Bowl prop bets and our favorite Super Bowl foods. Shaw whiffe on this week's edition of "You're Killin' me, Shaws", and we found out about "Vibrant". A pill that could help with constipation. A bakery in Canada had a serious accident involving their dough chunker, and a pooch got seriously ill from eating some meth-head's poop. We hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend, and talked about grocery store robot that tried to escape! Plus, a couple in Canada returned from an extended trip only to find their house had been sold!

What a week!  Tom Brady retired. Ozzy announced that he's retiring from touring. And Dr. Phil is hanging 'em up, too! We said goodbye to January & welcomed February with a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month. Started the week with the "Monday Morning Throwback" and a list of dream jobs. We had a couple of doozies during "Bad News with Happy Music" early in the week. One poor retired woman couldn't stop horny dudes from coming to her house, and an elderly lunch lady got busted stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings! We talked about a Reddit thread discussing the ends of a loaf of bread, and Shaw easily figured out this week's movie quote while playing "You're killin' me, Shaws" On Thursday, we ran down some interesting stats & info on Groundhog Day, and got a couple of dating "hacks" from some ladies on Tik Tok. And even though we mispronounced it at first, we had a wild story about a home invasion in Hustisford, WI. Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

Odd week, but we made it through. Shaw took off for Vegas on Tuesday and didn't hit it big on the Pai Gow table. An "Ask Women" section of Reddit posed the following question: "Where's the weirdest place a guy has ever taken you on a date". We reviewed some of the more cringey answers and asked Jean about her dating experiences. Did you know that because of our obsession with all the crazy documentaries on Ted Bundy and Kai, people are putting together "If I go missing" books with samples of their DNA, fingerprints, and a ton of other personal information? We discussed our biggest pet peeves while driving, and Brian got some tent-pants over the rumor that Tom Brady might return to the New England Patriots. On Wednesday, we found out that Hormel has teamed up with a brewery in Minnesota to make a Hormel Chili Cheese beer.  No Shaw on Wednesday meant that Jean filled in for "You're killin' me, Jeans" and completely whiffed. Later in the week, a new study revealed how much you save by shopping without your kids, and some doctors shared which nutritional myths they're growing tired of. We had a great story about an UberEats delivery driver that interrupted a college basketball game with his McDonald's order(turns out it was all just a prank), and some conspiracy theorists have cooked up a whopper about Damar Hamlin. A woman in the UK recently turned 100 years old and unveiled her secret to a long life, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend. Plus, what would you do with an extra four hours per day?

Another busy week in the books with some heavy snow on Wednesday night into Thursday. We started things off with the "Monday Morning Throwback" and "Carp Karen". We also talked about the germiest place in your kitchen. The goalie for the Vegas Golden Knights is filing for bankruptcy, and the backstory on his reason why is Netflix documentary-worthy. We reviewed WalletHub.com's list of the best & worst states to drive in, and we got another reason to never step on an airplane again...thank you, Vegas plane witch. Shaw aced this week's "You're Killin' me, Shaws" which led to a discussion about Leo & Kate and that door in the middle of the ocean. We talked about the cliques we belonged to in high school, and we had TWO more Karens acting a fool later in the week. Panera Karen kinda backfired, and another Karen on a plane is in REALLY big trouble. Plus, the annual Iowa State Fair "Husband-Calling Competition" is going viral this week, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

One week closer to February! We're also a week away from our annual 9-Pin Tap Tourney at All-Star Lanes, so get registered right meow by clicking here! We started the week off with a new "Monday Morning Throwback", and some sad news for grandparents all over the country. 411 is coming to an end for land-line users. Plus, a truly horrifying story about a hockey player who suffered a ruptured testicle & kept playing. We discussed a study that found most people want more energy vs. more sex or sleep. There's also a sherriff's department in Missouri that's looking for volunteers for their "Wet Lab". Shaw aced this week's "You're killin me, Shaws" on hump day, and we discovered that silly walks burn as much, if not more, calories than jogging! Also, single men apparently don't wash their sheets very often. Gross. On Thursday morning, we found out that tea bags contain the DNA of over 400 different insect species, and we learned about FOSY. The fear of saying yes. Plus, did a Turkish model have the worst first kiss EVER? And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Merry New Year!!!!! Hopefully the holidays treated you well and you're ready for another year of WTF???? We kicked the week off with a list of things to look forward to in the month of January, and we recapped the most common resolutions that people made this year and talked about our own New Year's resolutions. Shaw said he wanted to drink more water, which is apparently a REALLY good idea if you want to live longer & look better. We talked about the Michigan QB's dad touching his son's gilfriend's butt. Make sense? And Shaw actually knew this week's movie clip from "You're Killin' Me, Shaws". We had a legit maniac on Wednesday for our "Karen of the Day"....a bike lane LUNATIC from San Fran. What are some uncommon things that we should normalize? Discussed that on Wednesday morning, and we talked about a man named Mr. Packer, who is trying to get into the Packer Fan Hall of Fame. Do you put potatoes in your socks when you have the flu? It's apparently the latest TikTok trend! Shared a great story about a little pooch that went missing on Christmas, but has since returned to it's owners safe & sound. According to a recent survey, 42% of people sleep with stuffed animals in bed. And of course, we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

What a week to finish 2022 for the Morning Sickness! Brian's out next week, and Jean & Shaw will both be out the following week, so we won't be back at full strength until the new year, but we stuffed this week with all sorts of goodies, including "The Monday Morning Throwback", and more Christmas cards for Scott Robert Shaw. Send yours to: Scott Robert Shaw/Operation Holly Jolly 201 State St. La Crosse, WI 54601 We talked about how long the average person leaves a dirty dish in the sink before cleaning it, and Brian revealed a MAJOR marriage issue at his house when it comes to loading the dishwasher. Plus, we went over the annual report for how much it would cost to buy all the things in the "12 Days of Christmas" song. We discussed some common holiday injuries and how to avoid them. We found out that being a radio DJ is more stressful than 83% of other jobs out there. Who knew? And in a continued effort to get Shaw in the Christmas spirit, Brian brought in the Coulee Classic Quartet on Hump Day to sing a few Christmas Carols in studio. They were fan-friggin'-tastic!!!!!!! Do you have any idea how many pics of you are online? Most people think it's VERY few. After the recent season of "Survivor" wrapped up, the winner decided to donate the ENTIRE million dollars(after taxes) to the Veterans in Need Foundation. And on Friday, we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Ho Ho Ho! As we got another week closer to Christmas, we did our best to increase Scott Robert Shaw's Christmas Spirit!  He's kind of a Grinch...so we asked our kick-ass Rock listeners to send in Christmas Cards for the little guy & you came through! Keep sending your cards to: Scott Robert Shaw 201 State St. La Crosse, WI 54601 Our Monday Morning Throwback asked the question, "Xmas movie or not?", and we discovered that Franzia is in the holiday inflatable game! Plus, could your IBS be caused by something called "Graviy Intolerance"????? This holiday season, Hellman's mayo wants you to mix some mayo with your eggnog(BLECH). We talked about some of the holiday-related injuries people deal with this time of year, and Shaw aced this week's edition of "You're Killin' me, Shaws". We got a BRAND-NEW version of The Thursday Song thanks to Andy Hughes, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

December is finally here and we ran down a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month. Plus, we took a look back to 2015 in this week's "Monday Morning Throwback" as Brian apologized for being a dink. We talked about the new Bambi movie from the people behind the upcoming "Winnie The Pooh: Blood & Honey" film. And there's a new TikTok trend involving AC/DC & a frying pan. A recent poll asked people if their family had a vomit bowl that doubled as a popcorn bowl, and another survey found out that we spend 34 hours of our lives untangling Christmas lights. We discussed Brian Robinson's BIG hat during the "Friggin' Sports" on Hump Day, and we told you how to score FREE McDonald's for LIFE! As we flipped the calendar to December, we ran down a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month, and we talked about our favorite holiday candies. And...we officially started a new campaign to try & get Shaw in the Christmas spirit. Send your Christmas cards to: Scott Robert Shaw 201 State St. La Crosse, WI 54601 Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Wow! What a crazy busy week we had. LOTS of Thanksgiving stuff as we get ready for the upcoming holiday...including a list of Thanksgiving TV shows & movies to get you ready for next Thursday, a Thanksgiving "Who'd You Rather", and  Plus, Brian recapped his recent bus trip to Rochester for some brewery hopping, and we talked about Lori's bunions during the Monday Morning Throwback. There's apparently a "temporary" vasectomy out there, and neither Brian nor Shaw wanted anything to do with it. We talked about the house from "A Christmas Story" being for sale, and like many of you, Jean spent the entire day on the internet on Tuesday, trying to buy tickets for Taylor Swift. The annual report about the cost of Thanksgiving dinner came out this week, and go figure....it's gonna cost more! We also checked out a poll that asked "When do the holidays start?" Also, a new poll about gaining weight during the holidays, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

After a week off, Brian was back on Monday and we all had Powerball fever as the jackpot had grown to $2 billion!!!!!  We talked about whether we'd take the immediate payout or the annuity, and we also got to this week's Monday Morning Throwback. Plus, a new "Karen of the Day" who called 911 because of pink BBQ. Jean wasn't all that thrilled with the new season of Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix. Mostly because they were mysteries that are unsolved. A new "challenge" has made it's way onto the internet. The "Chin Pick-Up" challenge. You try to pick someone up while they're touching your chin. Apparently, it's nearly impossible. And speaking of the internet, it's newest hero is the rotisserie chicken guy, who ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days. While Brian was on vacation, Shaw revealed his Thanksgiving plans, and to no one's surprise, Brian wasn't too pleased to hear that Shaw was planning to have lasagna on turkey day. We discussed which decade of our lives we'd like to experience again, and Shaw whiffed BIG TIME on this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws" Plus, we recapped "The Watcher" and gave you a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Big week leading up to Halloween on Monday. We started things off with an interesting survey about all things paranormal and got to the Monday Morning Throwback! We got a new tip to help with remembering someone's name, and found out that there may be a Thanksgiving turkey shortage this year. Not to mention, they'll be more expensive. Isn't everything? Ran down a list of some of the most popular "little white lies" we all tell, and talked about the five health benefits of eating pumpkin. That's when Jean revealed her deep, dark secret!!!!! A little bit of internet #science determined the scariest horror movie villians, and Shaw aced this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws". We talked about 2022's worst Halloween candies, and hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

Been a week of some serious ups & downs. Brian was out on Monday after going to Lambeau to watch his Patriots LOSE to the Packers. Again. But, after he returned, we discussed some tips for spotting fake Amazon reviews, and we gave you a list of things to look forward to in the month of October! Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws" this week, but he had some really good stuff during "Bad News with Happy Music" including a story about the "Stranger Things" Halloween decorations that have gone viral recently, and which city swears the most. Plus, a rundown of the most popular Halloween costumes for kids, adults, & pets in 2022. We talked about kid who was cheating at chess....A LOT. And we discussed whether they should start putting exercise amounts on food labels that tell you how much exercise you need to burn of the calories in whatever you're eating. A new "Karen of the Day" is upset about the new "Hocus Pocus" movie, and a brewery in PA recently made an IPA that supposedly pairs well with White Castle. We also talked about the #WitchesOfTikTok & what they think is going to happen to Tom Brady now that he & Gisele are breaking up.  And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

What a busy week. No Jean on Monday or Tuesday, but we still had plenty to talk about! We started you off with the 'Monday Morning Throwback' on "Talk like a Pirate Day"!!! Brian found a 'job' that's perfect for him, and we discovered how much you're worth on the Dark Web. Plus, a Guinness World Record that Brian thinks he could beat. The FDA had to warn people this week about the potential dangers of boiling chicken in NyQuil. SMH. Another week, another GATOR in a Wisconsin body of water. What the hell is going on out there? A fancy yogurt company is looking to hire someone to move to Iceland to live a "simpler" life, and we also gave you a list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

After a much needed day off on Labor Day Monday, we were back on Tuesday with a discussion about the now-viral Corn Kid, and a bare-knuckle fighter who had an odd celebration after winning a recent fight. A company in Amsterdam is looking to hire someone who can "puke on command" to help people with their fear of vomitting. We discussed the recent Taylor Hawkins tribute show at Wembley, and we celebrated "National Beer Day" on hump-day! We talked about some of the ground rules for moving back in with mom & dad, and Shaw happily gave away $70 of Brian's Morning-show money by knowing the movie quote this week during "You're killin' me, Shaws". We had a couple of crazy stories during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Wednesday, including a giant snapping turtle that washed up dead in a Wisconsin lake, and a woman who faked an injury at the airport to avoid the lines. Even more wild stuff during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Thursday morning, including a guy who supposedly lost his arm in a gator attack & spent three days wandering around a swamp before he finally got rescued, and a woman who has bilked her own mother out of a bunch of money by faking her kidnapping FOUR times! We celebrated Shaw's birthday on Thursday morning, and talked about an American Chess champ who has offered to play naked after being accused of cheating. And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

What a week! Jean was off for a few days, but Brian & Shaw managed to hold down the fort without burning the building to the ground! We talked about having an emergency fund, and how $400 used to be the amount you needed, but now it's closer to $1,400!!! Plus, Panera is testing an A-I drive-thru in some of it's stores. What could possibly go wrong? Tia Sneath from Gundersen Health Systems stopped by to talk about next weekend's "Steppin Out in Pink", and there was a woman who was begging an airline for an "adults-only" flight after dealing with a very loud & annoying child on her flight. Needless to say, Brian agreed with her. We talked about the things couples bicker about at home, and we also talked about the division of the chores at home between men & women. The final "Summer Party Tip" of the year gave you a list of things to do around the state of Wisconsin this Labor Day weekend, and we discussed an LA bar that recently decided to ban anyone under the age of 30 from entering on Friday & Saturday nights. Plus, a man who was stung over 20,000 times by bees, and a list of things to look forward to in the month of September.  And speaking of lists, another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend

Another week in the books....one week closer to September...one week closer to the end of the 95 Days of Summer. We started the week off with the "Monday Morning Throwback", and found out about all the interesting things in Shaw's wallet. Plus, Tommy Lee finally explained what happened with his infamous Twitter pic. A new scandal rocked the sports world this week...known as "Bag Gate". We discussed the amount of germs on your kid's backpack, and our "Summer Party Tip" dealt with partying on a budget. Apparently, getting gored by a bull just isn't enough anymore, as someone was recently gored by a FLAMING bull. We discussed come of the recent Tik Tok trends, like the "Boyfriend Haul", and gave you a new list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

After playing hooky last Friday, we found out what happened to Jean. Needless to say, it sounds painful. We also got to the Monday Morning Throwback and tried to decipher what the very LOUD Karen was saying in a recent viral video. We talked about the upcoming 5FDP & Brantley Gilbert tour, and Shaw shared a story about a poor guy with a water bottle stuck up his ass. Speaking of Shaw, he whiffed again on this week's "You're killin' me, Shaws"(it was Dreamcatcher), and he also had a story about  couple who got busted having sex on a ferris wheel. Who hasn't? Our "Summer Party Tip" this week was less about us and all about YOU! We wanted your opinion on what was the best part of a summer party/BBQ. We got some safety tips from a burglar, and Brian filled in for Shaw on Thursday for "Bad News with Happy Music". He had a couple of interesting stories about the Loch Ness monster, a disappointed DoorDash customer, and a gator waiting outside of a guy's house on the first day of school. And of course, we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend

What a week. Jean was back from vacation and we started things off with the Monday Morning Throwback and discussed the "Two-Two-Two Rule" for a happy marriage. Plus, Aaron Rodgers was on Barstool's "Pardon My Take" and it kinda took a strange turn. Casper mattress is looking for a professional napper, and we found out about a man who can supposedly "taste" names. Do you kill every plant you bring into your house? You are DEFINITELY not alone. This week's "Summer Party Tip" dealt with themed-parties, and we talked about an interesting survey on sleep and what we'd give up for a perfect month of sleep. Also, a man was assaulted with a raw steak, and a brawl erupted at a funeral! We asked if your partner's driving makes you nervous, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse!

The final month of the 95 Days of Summer kicked things off this week and we ran down a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month. Plus, the Monday Morning Throwback took us to 2016 when Shaw dropped the now-famous, "Pampers Ja-BlowMe" quote. We talked about a Canadian candy company that's looking for a "Chief Candy Officer", and Brian recapped Ric Flair's final match. There was an interesting survey about our lottery habits after someone in IL won the $1billion Mega-Millions jackpot last Friday. Are there celebrities that you hate for no good reason? They might be on this list we discussed. Plus, Brian shared some of the party-hosting tips he's learned over the years for this week's "Summer Party Tip", and Shaw had some news about Oktoberfest in Germany being back, which led Brian to discuss the teufelsrad!!!!! We also had a story about a guy in jail who did some serious MacGuyver shit to bust out, and hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Another busy week on the Sickness kicked off with the Monday Morning Throwback from 2016. We also celebrated "National Wine & Cheese" day! We had a real doozy during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Tuesday morning about a guy who wanted to warn the government about a battle between dragons & aliens. Are you having trouble gripping jars? It could be a sign that you are DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, we discussed a list of "Unspoken Neighbor Etiquette Rules" No Shaw on Wednesday, so Jean filled in for "You're Killin' me, Shaws" and actually scored a victory! We hooked you up with a new "Summer Party Tip" and we talked about "National Chili Dog" day on Thursday, and had another great story during "Bad News with Happy Music" about a dolphin that has been biting people. There was also a former strip club outside of Milwaukee that's been turned into a Christian school! And we gave you a new list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

A very hot week all across the country gave us a ton of stuff to talk about this week. We started things with the "Monday Morning Throwback", and talked about going commando to beat the heat. Plus, the results of a study about safe drinking amounts were extremely laughable. There was also a story about getting a custom action figure that looks just like you! More heat stuff later in the week, including the new "Summer Party Tip" with some ways to battle the higher temps. And can heat cause diarrhea? Yes, it can. Jean talked about going down the wormhole of the Stranger Things posters, and we found out about the upcoming Manti Te'o documentary. Not to mention the OnlyFans couple who bought a sex doll that looks just like the wife. Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws", and we gave you a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

After ten days off thanks to the 4th of July holiday & a bout with Covid, Brian was back this week and he found out about Shaw's gator story on Monday. We also examined a recent survey that found 62% of people find it "socially acceptable" to eat dip with a spoon. We had another drunk, racist Karen harassing a guy who was just standing outside of his own house, and Brian discussed his recent binge-session with "The Boys" on Prime. Plus, a very JUICY story about NY Jets QB Zach Wilson, who allegedly slept with his mom's best friend. #Giggity We talked about National French Fry Day on Wednesday, and Shaw whiffed again on "You're Killin' me, Shaws". There was a new "Summer Party Tip" on Hump Day, and we discussed the recent issue of "Gatekeeping" Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Learned something new this week. Trees fight crime! No, seriously! The City of La Crosse wants to spend almost $1million to plant trees in the downtown area to help fight crime. We also got to all your favorites like the Monday Morning Throwback, the Summer Party Tip, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend. Plus, we talked about the haunted Bass Pro Shop, discussed the new "Snowflake Mountain" show on Netflix, and went over a list of grocery-shopping tips for a 19 year-old who just moved into her first apartment. Also, a crazy story about British soldiers engaging in orgies, and an interesting "Did You Know" fact about pepperonis. Wednesday was "Onion Ring Day" and also "No Panties Day", and we also had a list of benefits for drinking pickle juice. 

What a wild week we had! Crazy weather, Shaw gone most of the week, the animal kingdom running wild, and all your weekly favorites like "The Monday Morning Throwback", the "Summer Party Tip", and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! Brian got all caught-up on Stranger Things and is now eagerly awaiting the series finale in early July, and we got to some Father's Day stats & info in anticipation of the big day this Sunday. Would you allow 100 cockroaches to be set free in your house for $2,000??? Well, a pest-control company in North Carolina might be looking for you! An elephant added insult to injury when it killed a woman in and then showed up at her funeral and tossed her in the air! We found out who's got the LOUDEST PENIS in the world, and it's not your Uncle. A new study found that sleeping in bed with your significant other has some seriously positive effects on your overall health, and we hooked you up with a list of summer side-hustles that you can do online to earn a few extra shillings. Jean stood in for Shaw this week for "You're killin' me, Shaws" and didn't do so well, and we hooked you up with some tips on how to become a morning person. Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!