Beardless, D*ckless Me
Beardless, D*ckless Me
Playlist by Beardless, D*ckless MeFor 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.Follow the podcast:
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The 4:30 Movie is Now in Theaters!
Harley passes on a leading role in Kevin’s new movie. A Dad and Daughter discuss Mental Health. And the debut of Passion or Ration.
1:36:29
About, Above, Across
Kevin tells Harley about a dead Hollywood man who became a live Oklahoma boy. Matriarch Momily can still recite her prepositions.
49:46
“In a time when a woman could only be a man…”
Kevin and Harley try to write either a one hour drama for the Christian Broadcasting Network or a half hour sitcom for Netflix.
38:02
Cookie Puss
Harley’s taste test triggers a Disney deep-dive. Plus: Matriarch Momily’s Marijuana Midnight Madness!
37:50
“GIVE ME BACK MY NAME, WOMAN!”
Kevin and Harley are in hot pursuit of the Trivial 90’s. And John Proctor climbs out of his crucible.
44:04
Embouchure
Harley gets caught in a mosh and Kevin has a Dad-level existential crisis. Harley goes geeky for a Disney Vlogger while Kevin tries to come up with a name for the band.
28:53
Tom Waits for No Man
Harley gets a haircut and the internet has thoughts. Kevin becomes the King of the Elves while Harley won’t kill an undead Austin. Plus: a REAL review of Jen’s stew.
54:38
You Can Count on Momily
Matriarch Momily gets her heart re-started. Kevin reveals talk show secrets. Harley is haunted by the Bermuda Triangle and agog over Satan’s secret origin. Plus: The Infant of Prague vs The Children of Fatima!
46:20
We Are, All of Us, Lucky
Lucky chases balls like Harley and Kevin chase relevancy. Harley is obsessed with the Disney vlogging community. Would You Work as a Face Character at the Magic Kingdom? And voicing Harley Quinn’s kitties for fun and profit!.
51:25
Wendy Was a Nepo-Baby
Harley loses sleep over fast food corporate logos and reminisces about the time a thumb was found in the chili. Kevin reveals how l’il Wendy looooved to party, sings "We're not candy" and terrifies with the tale of the Tylenol scare. Harley fleas the market and flees from a shot. Also: When Animals…
45:28