



Crocodile Smears
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man that trained crows to snatch red hats, the peanut butter smearer attacks fair, metal detectorist find Finland’s largest viking coin hoard and a river that is home to over 500 crocodiles chosen as rowing home for Olympics! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/…

Too Dumb to F*ck
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man that steals fire truck as crews battle fire at his home, your boyfriend might be too dumb for a good relationship and the mystery man who appeared on two thousand licenses after printing error! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this…

Dam Signs and Super Theives with Mo Welch
Mo Welch is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about West Seattle's only freelance beaver detective, a teacher who arranged classroom by zodiac signs and the Spiderman thief who learned tricks by working as a Power Ranger! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Suppo…

Nude Steak Soirée
Kurt and Scotty talk about a hospital report that blames patient's fart as cause for a fire in the operating room, states where you’re most likely to get struck by lightning and a Florida steakhouse allowing a classy nude dining experience! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast…

Sweet Ants Cat Burglar
Kurt and Scotty talk about sisters that found a family photo hanging in their AirBnB, King Charles shrieked and trembled when he saw saran wrap for the first time, Michelin star restaraunter faces jail for using ants as a dessert garnish and suspect arrested after using a kitten to rob a bank! Get…

Happiest of Hours with Kelsey Cook
Kelsey Cook Returns to Bananas! She talks with Kurt and Scotty about a billboard that promises a new AI chatbot but it’s really just one guy typing, classroom fire caused by escaped snake and dinner plate sized goldfish are threatening Alberta! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPod…

Bot for Teacher with Christine Schiefer
Christine Schiefer joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NY school district employs humanoid robots, Pennsylvania man became world’s first quadrillionaire for two minutes and a hiker trekked 6 miles after impaling himself with a hiking pole! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcas…

Stolen Dinos and Katy Perry in a Bottle
Kurt and Scotty talk about how Katy Perry got stuck in a giant bottle during a performance, someone stole a Sinclair Dinosaur, shoplifter rushed to hospital after hiding bottle of wine in body cavity and a woman driving and choking on French fry crashes into gas station! Get bonus episodes and mor…

Horn Honkin’ Good Times with Roz Hernandez
Roz Hernandez is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who had 16 near death experiences, rare Abraham Lincoln documents lost after historian drives off with documents on top of his car, a bear gets trapped inside an SUV and honks horn all night long and a man nearly sucked…

Beautiful Pants, Deadly Pants
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Mexican Batman is wanted for chasing down thieves and taping them to lampposts, Zara’s viral death pants and the FCC approves space mirror satellite! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals an…