This week, cast adrift betwixt NBA draft and free agency: Kangzing intensifies, taint misbehaving, Dame time, flip them picks, imaginary assistant coaches, Schlossy’s shoe, NBA twitter’s next top model, matchmaking your two least stable friends, nobody knows anything, good Herb, markers of a failed state, The Lineup, stealing people’s money, America needs pro-rel, fixing the draft, the Dubs’ shadow development program, embarrassing slugs, everyone hates the new Jazz jerseys including the Jazz, again: nobody knows anything, I’m taking my talents to Taco Bell, Dyson doesn’t suck, heartbreaking: the worst person you know etc etc etc and Victoria’s bitter.

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