This week: Is this a hockey podcast now, narrator: Dallas did not win by 20, predicting the Suns’ weird collapse, revisionist Luka history, centres cannot hold, paying no attention to draft chat, the end of the OKC tank job, Dyson doesn’t suck, deserting your team because it’s owned by a reprehensible garbage person, Jokic bots, playing for sheep stations, the Denver brain drain, awards for attendance, Euroskeptic basketball fans, playtime’s over, divorcing the Celtics, going Mega Barkley, legacy act comeback albums, Te Puke Thunder, big picture analysis, Roy came from the future, India’s greatest pitchman, inbred gronk relatability, burying the Leeds and the Canyonero Sport Edition. BALLS and tripping balls are available on their own RSS feeds, as well as being found together on Omny Studio, Spotify and Apple Podcasts (feel free to subscribe, rate and review) - and we welcome your reckons via Twitter, Facebook and email.