This week: closing out the NBA regular season and our pre-Easter double gameweek with Beeso and Doc talking the final night of games and previewing the play-ins and playoffs. Also: trying to constructively dismiss yourself, the flexibility of a brick, cool story bro, deconvoluting three-way ties, being bad in specific ways, worse than Kyrie, the limits of brotherly love, refusing to commit to an East play-in prediction, Spo strawmen, nationwide Home Depot, UD on Trae, Celtics vs Nets: one will definitely lose, chew toys, the MVP three, vorps and schnorps, bailing off the Sixers bandwagon, taking the fun out of the wins pool, the Lakers are the Knicks are the Lakers, the Spurs are happy to be here, fear the bear, not fearing Kawhi, can you rescind a rescindment, heli-no-centric teams, Phoenix phoeels, trading LeBron, never getting over your crushes, blaspheming against the Seven Second Suns, five years away from OKC, closing the COVID loop and punching fire extinguishers. BALLS and tripping balls are available on their own RSS feeds, as well as being found together on Omny Studio, Spotify and Apple Podcasts (feel free to subscribe, rate and review) - and we welcome your reckons via Twitter, Facebook and email.