This week: Prioritising chaos, life at 1.5x, the sham dunk contest, Bob The Builder 2’s, do it live, no stars, ups and downs, tanking for both Brons, last stop Washedington, one and done, questionable Facebook watch histories, midseason for most (not you Knicks), the pointlessness of predicting playoff pairings, serious title contenders don’t get dusted by 50 by Boston, John Farnham cosplay and other weird fetishes, bring back the Stackhat, unhelpful endorsements, option two please, Marnus goes on Shark Tank, childhood trauma, Adam jinxes the Suns (disclaimer: CP3’s 6-8 week thumb injury was announced between recording and posting), player-coaches, death on ice, Ukraine in the membrane, Snowy Zoi, luge for beginners and lake chat. BALLS and tripping balls are available on their own RSS feeds, as well as being found together on Omny Studio, Spotify and Apple Podcasts (feel free to subscribe, rate and review) - and we welcome your reckons via Twitter, Facebook and email.