This week: Finding more platforms for our unsolicited opinions, grading THAT Nets-Sixers trade, losers of the trade deadline, artisanal strip joints, enjoy the memes while you can big fella, peer support, Everybody Sucks Mode, Beeso’s contractually obliged crowbarred touch footy reference, the Ben-KD fit, the 17th best coach of all time, being Suns smart, hell NAW, KP predicts his future, When Healthy, the Pels have picks, good for parts only, let the kids compete, awkward Thanksgivings, Denver’s one fan, getting your freedom, drafting for size, run (I’m coming to get you), did this really happen, Beeso loves the East, Doc-on-Doc violence, inviting your mates to your performance review, living and/or dying by the sword, the best coaching money can buy, Jerd Dernberch terk ur jerbs, Will you please stop, keep it funky, one and a half spinners, fifty not out, the unembarrassable NFL and Rambo for old people. BALLS and tripping balls are available on their own RSS feeds, as well as being found together on Omny Studio, Spotify and Apple Podcasts (feel free to subscribe, rate and review) - and we welcome your reckons via Twitter, Facebook and email.