This week: Plastic Clasićos, #stillintheleague, Mick Hancock energy, 15-and-3 boring, WELCOME TO!, I’m New Yorkin’ here, reversing into victory, being hated by stats, tractor sponsors, RUOK, subtweeting Porzingis via pod, max contract tiers, are Sacramento always 11th in the West, immovable Walls, being sick on your shoes, CA breaks the habit of a lifetime, that escalated quickly, hogs out of work, power-ranking algorithms, brown ale and pies, peak Mullins, 1994 Canberra in Kangaroos jerseys and five post-ironic Cougars thanks. BALLS and tripping balls are available on their own RSS feeds, as well as being found together on Omny Studio, Spotify and Apple Podcasts (feel free to subscribe, rate and review) - and we welcome your reckons via Twitter, Facebook and email.