This week Adamhfoto joins the Doc to press the red button on farewelling the NBA regular season and previewing the playoffs, plus: needing no introduction, Dirk v Dwyane, this Bud's for 3, being too online, final game stat-hunting, berating the Blazers, the East is still trash, Spurs in spurts, home comforts, grown men who cannot dress themselves independently, Death Star exhaust ports, Mad Monday on a Thursday, ethnic dads, Magic's disappearing act, Suns of Anarchy, calling the BALLS Beer Bet NBA Draft Competition, disappointing groins, old men and idiots, false ceilings, bracketology, opinions and predictions for Dubs-Clips, Rox-Jazz, Blazers-Thunder, Nugs-Spurs, Bucks-Pistons, Celts-Pacers, Sixers-Nets, Raps-Magic and the finals, Israel loses diplomatic immunity, keeping it local, code violations, stadium opproprium, getting up for the cup, 2 Guys 1 Cup, Masters baiting, Tiger balm, GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES, flag analytics, monuments to slow TV and performance enhancing substances. Hear BALLS and After Dark via Omny Studio, Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and talk back to us via Twitter, Facebook and email.