This week: Beeso gets his Geoffrey Robertson on (kids, ask your parents) with a bunch of NBA hypotheticals, we give away our 2018-19 NBA Anti-Awards (for the worst coach, GM and rookie of the year, plus 15th Man and LVP), and one hot minute in the Championship promotion race. Also: washed references, Ernie Grunfailed, I can see clearly now, live factchecking, Rocket flamouts, he like to party, Nipsey + Russell, peaking your spots, Dubs-Nugs mismatches, Malone again naturally, more washed references, the doughy centre cannot hold, Texas tech innovations, solved by maths, retire the hairdryer, popping out early, GMOTY, Doc & Woj, Zubac giveaways, room in the Boardroom, corporate ownership, bags of cold sick, balding accountants, the military-industrial NBA draft complex, complicated (inter)webs, hurlin' dem bricks, double for nothing, deferred payment plans, #yeshesstillintheleague, expensive mediocrity, screaming for vengeance, sliding groins, Leeds leave it late, playing dead for the playoffs, quadruple threat and the worst club in the history of football (and Millwall). You can hear more BALLS and After Dark via Omny Studio, Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and talk back to us via Twitter, Facebook and email.