Right, here we are then. The latter stages of the championships, with only the elite remaining. Your humble pod is therefore in a pit of existential despair, so to overcome it, we are indulging in a bit of fantasy wherein we draft a player from the so-called weaker counties to improve each of the sides in the Super 8s. 

Elsewhere, we ask if football is actually getting batter, and bicker about spreads and grammar.