Opening Monologues. Trump opens stunning double-digit leads over Biden. Sweet new Rasmussen Poll. Thus far, the RFK OP draining more from Biden than from Trump. Whoops. The Kristi Noem event gets canceled in Colorado, which is fine with us. Did Noem even read her own book? The dog and the goat. Hollywood types Robert DeNiro & Mark Hamill pitch their cliches on behalf of Joe Biden, but only end up looking uncool. The Force is no longer with Luke Skywalker. Drew Barrymore sends heartwarming hugs to VP "Mamala." With Great Listener Calls.