Opening Monologues. At this point, what does our American Flag even mean anymore? After all these years of blatant America Last governance, to what extent does America even exist? House passes more billions for Ukraine, while waving Ukraine flags on the House floor. Uniparty declares Ukraine border infinitely more important than America’s wide open border. How did we get to such a point? We speculate. Fake weak Christian Speaker Johnson. Utterly unresponsive GOP leadership. Meanwhile, Biden finds no supporters at an impromptu gas station visit. Biden claims his “Uncle Bosie” was eaten by cannibals. Weird. MAGA is the only way. Carly Simon on who it was that was “so vain.” Brazilians thank Elon Musk for free speech. With Great Listener Calls.