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Have you done anything lately that scared the fuck out of you?
Find your failure zone, and then expand your comfort zone
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Welcome to the sandbox of Rohan Harry - a creative space to play, throw shit around, and see what sticks. Comedy, chaos, and questionable choices. It’s all about the attitude!

Welcome to the sandbox of Rohan Harry - a creative space to play, throw shit around, and see what sticks. Comedy, chaos, and questionable choices. It&rsquo;s all about the attitude!

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Walk into the Failure Zone

"Working hard to be a Solo man,* You’ve got to take the lead and let the others follow. When you’ve got a thirst for it, You’ve got to crack a Solo. Solo – light on the fizz, so you can slam it down fast!”

"Working hard to be a Solo man,* You&rsquo;ve got to take the lead and let the others follow. When you&rsquo;ve got a thirst for it, You&rsquo;ve got to crack a Solo. Solo &ndash; light on the fizz, so you can slam it down fast!&rdquo;

Solo – Light on the Fizz, So You Can Slam It Down Fast

🎵 “Clone Me, Baby (I’m Busy)”

[Verse 1]

I woke up late, with three gigs booked,
Emails stacked and my socials cooked —
Studio calls, but I’m still in bed,
Sandra from HR’s text left me on read. 😩

They say, “Rohan, how do you do it all?”
I say, “I don’t — I sent in my clone to the call.”
He’s got my swagger, he’s got my sass,
Just don’t let him near my OnlyFans pass.

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[Chorus]
🎶 Clone me, baby — I’m busy!
Let my double kiss babies and schmooze the city.
Clone me, darling — I’m done!
Let that hologram do breakfast radio fun!
Yeah, I’m the star — he’s the PR.
I’ll be in the spa, while he’s kissing ass.
Clone me, clone me — success on tap!
If I could clone my naps, I’d nap on my naps! 😴💅

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[Verse 2]
He’s got perfect hair, no existential dread,
Says “yes” to podcasts I ghost instead.
While I’m deep in a meme hole online,
He’s waving on stage and drinking fake wine. 🍷✨

He does interviews in a velvet suit,
Answers questions like: “What’s your creative route?”
It’s AI, baby, it’s the future now —
Why break a sweat when you can milk a cow? 🐄💻

⸻

[Chorus]
🎶 Clone me, baby — I’m tired!
Let my replica dance while my brain’s rewired.
Clone me, darling — just one more!
I’ll send Rohan 3 to do the Bunnings tour.
One clone cooks, one clone cleans,
One’s my decoy in the tabloids scene.
Clone me, clone me — for fame!
While I binge-watch Succession under someone else’s name. 🍿

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[Bridge – Robotic Voice & Brass Solo]
👾 “I. Am. Rohan.exe. Please. Sign. My. Arse.”
👾 “Cloning is not a crime — it’s a vibe.”

Trumpets go wild 🎺💃

⸻

[Final Chorus]
🎶 Clone me, baby — can’t lose!
Let ‘em run my merch while I snooze in Ugg boots.
Clone me, darling — let’s go!
I’ll be in the bath while they run my show!
Real Rohan’s chillin’, clone Rohan’s sellin’,
Rohan 4’s dancing and Rohan 5’s yellin’.
Clone me, clone me — world domination,
‘Cause one Rohan Harry ain’t enough for this nation! 🇦🇺🌍💥

⸻

[Outro – Fades with funky breakdown]
🎶 I’m in five places, all at once…
🎶 But only one of me knows how to dance…
🎶 Or cry in the shower… clone can’t do that… yet. 😎


Clone Me, Baby (I’m Busy) is a chaotic, cheeky ride into the mind of Rohan Harry — comedian, survivor, and self-declared human glitch in the matrix. Join Rohan as he explores what it means to outsource your existence in a world where AI does your emails, clones do your PR, and the original you just wants a nap and a sandwich.

With satire sharper than his jawline and stories too weird to be fiction (but somehow are), Rohan talks creativity, identity, survival, and why one of him was never going to be enough.

🎵 &ldquo;Clone Me, Baby (I&rsquo;m Busy)&rdquo;
[Verse 1]
I woke up late, with three gigs booked, Emails stacked and my socials cooked &mdash; Studio calls, but I&rsquo;m still in bed, Sandra from HR&rsquo;s text left me on read. 😩
They say, &ldquo;Rohan, how do you do it all?&rdquo; I say, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t &mdash; I sent in my clone to the call.&rdquo; He&rsquo;s got my swagger, he&rsquo;s got my sass, Just don&rsquo;t let him near my OnlyFans pass.
⸻
[Chorus] 🎶 Clone me, baby &mdash; I&rsquo;m busy! Let my double kiss babies and schmooze the city. Clone me, darling &mdash; I&rsquo;m done! Let that hologram do breakfast radio fun! Yeah, I&rsquo;m the star &mdash; he&rsquo;s the PR. I&rsquo;ll be in the spa, while he&rsquo;s kissing ass. Clone me, clone me &mdash; success on tap! If I could clone my naps, I&rsquo;d nap on my naps! 😴💅
⸻
[Verse 2] He&rsquo;s got perfect hair, no existential dread, Says &ldquo;yes&rdquo; to podcasts I ghost instead. While I&rsquo;m deep in a meme hole online, He&rsquo;s waving on stage and drinking fake wine. 🍷✨
He does interviews in a velvet suit, Answers questions like: &ldquo;What&rsquo;s your creative route?&rdquo; It&rsquo;s AI, baby, it&rsquo;s the future now &mdash; Why break a sweat when you can milk a cow? 🐄💻
⸻
[Chorus] 🎶 Clone me, baby &mdash; I&rsquo;m tired! Let my replica dance while my brain&rsquo;s rewired. Clone me, darling &mdash; just one more! I&rsquo;ll send Rohan 3 to do the Bunnings tour. One clone cooks, one clone cleans, One&rsquo;s my decoy in the tabloids scene. Clone me, clone me &mdash; for fame! While I binge-watch Succession under someone else&rsquo;s name. 🍿
⸻
[Bridge &ndash; Robotic Voice &amp; Brass Solo] 👾 &ldquo;I. Am. Rohan.exe. Please. Sign. My. Arse.&rdquo; 👾 &ldquo;Cloning is not a crime &mdash; it&rsquo;s a vibe.&rdquo;
Trumpets go wild 🎺💃
⸻
[Final Chorus] 🎶 Clone me, baby &mdash; can&rsquo;t lose! Let &lsquo;em run my merch while I snooze in Ugg boots. Clone me, darling &mdash; let&rsquo;s go! I&rsquo;ll be in the bath while they run my show! Real Rohan&rsquo;s chillin&rsquo;, clone Rohan&rsquo;s sellin&rsquo;, Rohan 4&rsquo;s dancing and Rohan 5&rsquo;s yellin&rsquo;. Clone me, clone me &mdash; world domination, &lsquo;Cause one Rohan Harry ain&rsquo;t enough for this nation! 🇦🇺🌍💥
⸻
[Outro &ndash; Fades with funky breakdown] 🎶 I&rsquo;m in five places, all at once&hellip; 🎶 But only one of me knows how to dance&hellip; 🎶 Or cry in the shower&hellip; clone can&rsquo;t do that&hellip; yet. 😎
 Clone Me, Baby (I&rsquo;m Busy) is a chaotic, cheeky ride into the mind of Rohan Harry &mdash; comedian, survivor, and self-declared human glitch in the matrix. Join Rohan as he explores what it means to outsource your existence in a world where AI does your emails, clones do your PR, and the original you just wants a nap and a sandwich.
With satire sharper than his jawline and stories too weird to be fiction (but somehow are), Rohan talks creativity, identity, survival, and why one of him was never going to be enough.

Clone Me, Baby (I’m Busy)

The provided sources explore the burgeoning field of Human-AI Integration Strategy (HAIS), highlighting the role of a Director of HAIS. This position acts as a crucial liaison, orchestrating harmonious collaboration between human intuition and artificial intelligence. The sources detail the responsibilities, essential qualifications, and desired values for this role, emphasising the need to integrate human values with machine outputs. Ultimately, the text describes a role dedicated to ensuring AI enhances human experience rather than creating friction or disfunction.

The provided sources explore the burgeoning field of&nbsp;Human-AI Integration Strategy (HAIS), highlighting the role of a&nbsp;Director of HAIS. This position acts as a crucial liaison,&nbsp;orchestrating harmonious collaboration&nbsp;between human intuition and artificial intelligence. The sources detail the responsibilities,&nbsp;essential qualifications, and desired values for this role, emphasising the need to&nbsp;integrate human values&nbsp;with machine outputs. Ultimately, the text describes a role dedicated to ensuring&nbsp;AI enhances human experience&nbsp;rather than creating friction or disfunction.

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