🎵 “Clone Me, Baby (I’m Busy)” [Verse 1] I woke up late, with three gigs booked, Emails stacked and my socials cooked — Studio calls, but I’m still in bed, Sandra from HR’s text left me on read. 😩 They say, “Rohan, how do you do it all?” I say, “I don’t — I sent in my clone to the call.” He’s got my swagger, he’s got my sass, Just don’t let him near my OnlyFans pass. ⸻ [Chorus] 🎶 Clone me, baby — I’m busy! Let my double kiss babies and schmooze the city. Clone me, darling — I’m done! Let that hologram do breakfast radio fun! Yeah, I’m the star — he’s the PR. I’ll be in the spa, while he’s kissing ass. Clone me, clone me — success on tap! If I could clone my naps, I’d nap on my naps! 😴💅 ⸻ [Verse 2] He’s got perfect hair, no existential dread, Says “yes” to podcasts I ghost instead. While I’m deep in a meme hole online, He’s waving on stage and drinking fake wine. 🍷✨ He does interviews in a velvet suit, Answers questions like: “What’s your creative route?” It’s AI, baby, it’s the future now — Why break a sweat when you can milk a cow? 🐄💻 ⸻ [Chorus] 🎶 Clone me, baby — I’m tired! Let my replica dance while my brain’s rewired. Clone me, darling — just one more! I’ll send Rohan 3 to do the Bunnings tour. One clone cooks, one clone cleans, One’s my decoy in the tabloids scene. Clone me, clone me — for fame! While I binge-watch Succession under someone else’s name. 🍿 ⸻ [Bridge – Robotic Voice & Brass Solo] 👾 “I. Am. Rohan.exe. Please. Sign. My. Arse.” 👾 “Cloning is not a crime — it’s a vibe.” Trumpets go wild 🎺💃 ⸻ [Final Chorus] 🎶 Clone me, baby — can’t lose! Let ‘em run my merch while I snooze in Ugg boots. Clone me, darling — let’s go! I’ll be in the bath while they run my show! Real Rohan’s chillin’, clone Rohan’s sellin’, Rohan 4’s dancing and Rohan 5’s yellin’. Clone me, clone me — world domination, ‘Cause one Rohan Harry ain’t enough for this nation! 🇦🇺🌍💥 ⸻ [Outro – Fades with funky breakdown] 🎶 I’m in five places, all at once… 🎶 But only one of me knows how to dance… 🎶 Or cry in the shower… clone can’t do that… yet. 😎 Clone Me, Baby (I’m Busy) is a chaotic, cheeky ride into the mind of Rohan Harry — comedian, survivor, and self-declared human glitch in the matrix. Join Rohan as he explores what it means to outsource your existence in a world where AI does your emails, clones do your PR, and the original you just wants a nap and a sandwich. With satire sharper than his jawline and stories too weird to be fiction (but somehow are), Rohan talks creativity, identity, survival, and why one of him was never going to be enough.

The provided sources explore the burgeoning field of Human-AI Integration Strategy (HAIS), highlighting the role of a Director of HAIS. This position acts as a crucial liaison, orchestrating harmonious collaboration between human intuition and artificial intelligence. The sources detail the responsibilities, essential qualifications, and desired values for this role, emphasising the need to integrate human values with machine outputs. Ultimately, the text describes a role dedicated to ensuring AI enhances human experience rather than creating friction or disfunction.

The provided audio transcript, titled "Success New_with audio.m4a", presents a fragmented and somewhat unconventional exploration of what constitutes success. It suggests success involves innovation in digital media and creating positive societal structures. The speaker also associates success with financial sustainability, leveraging adaptable talents, and maintaining personal integrity. Furthermore, achieving personal freedom, having a voice, and even playfully charging friends are framed as aspects of success. Soundtrack by Suno Hosted by NotebookLM

These audio excerpts centre on finding strength and joy in minor achievements amidst significant hardship, particularly health challenges. One recording features a discussion and snippets from another, where an individual reflects poetically on their experiences, highlighting the importance of small victories and the unwavering support of a partner. The third audio note shares a similarly themed personal reflection, focusing on the power of taking incremental steps and the hope found in small progress during a difficult physical recovery. Together, the sources underscore the resilience of the human spirit and the profound impact of appreciating life's little moments when facing adversity. Soundtrack by Suno Hosted by NotebookLM

The provided song excerpts explore themes of overcoming adversity and finding personal triumph in unexpected circumstances. One track details navigating self-doubt and embracing unconventional paths to success. Another celebrates an individual with physical limitations who uses inventive means to achieve independence and boost morale. Further excerpts highlight the persistence required for physical recovery, the appeal of escape and companionship, and a comedic embrace of life's messy victories. Ultimately, the collection touches on themes of resilience, self-discovery, and the importance of pursuing one's aspirations, even when facing significant challenges. Soundtrack by Suno Hosted by NotebookLM

The provided text consists of repeated instructions to compose a musical song. This song should centre on a single, middle-aged white man who hosts a podcast. The envisioned tone for the music is quirky and upbeat, incorporating humour and introspection. The lyrical content is expected to explore the man's experiences with life, relationships, and self-reflection. Soundtrack by Suno Hosted by NotebookLM

This audio excerpt from "Attitude Consultant Theme 4.mp3" presents an unconventional approach to consulting. It champions embracing chaos and unconventional methods over traditional business practices. The lyrics suggest a disruptive and energetic style, encouraging individuals to break free from norms and find solutions through a "mess up your mind" philosophy. Metaphors like "wrecking ball," "hurricane," and "brief unique sword" illustrate this dynamic and unorthodox way of tackling challenges. The overall tone is one of liberation and finding excitement in the unexpected aspects of work. Soundtrack by Suno Hosted by NotebookLM

Gas bagging with Stella Kappas

Carly Stark starts a Cultural Revolution in Hindmarsh Square, Adelaide. Recorded for Entertainment Purposes.  

The team from John Does drop into the Miley Lounge

Parody of My Favourite Things from The Sound of Music

Comencemos Mamacita Produced by the Attitude Consultant

The world has gone mad.

Hay Siri, can you tell me a story?

Fiona learns to love herself.

with Nici Lucking

with Chrissie and Fiona O'Loughlin

Talking life, death, comedy and family with Fiona O’Loughlin (Celebrating 21 years since winning best newcomer at the Melbourne Comedy Festival).

I ask Siri what happiness means and chat to the author of the yet to be published novel 'How to lose a million dollars' using voice to text, and the conversation becomes somewhat lost in translation.

Bumped into Simon Palomares and his dog, Meninga at a Whiskey Bar in Adelaide. Simon’s van broke down just outside the Victorian Border whilst travelling the country, and he agreed to drop past the Miley Lounge and record a Podcast. Real Talk.

Introducing  Wozza and Stazza

With Jon Bennett attitudeconsultant.com

In Australia My Voice Identifies Me. Calibrating my audible voiceprint.

Life, death, and existential crisis. With Dan Nad

Chatting about our darkest moments. Classic Wainhouse.

According to Simon, everything you need to know in life, can be learned from watching ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ and ‘Cool Runnings’

The AC Celebrates 100 Episodes with DJ Press Play and Strip DJ Ginuwine Pony Remix on cassette tape Wish Reviews Shout-out to Skin Tags and Xi Jinping

Centrelink Rap

A lot of people have a bad attitude when it comes to grocery shopping. *This Podcast is brought to you by Pissy Shitties (Shout-out to Coles Radio)

Miley Cyrus - Malibu (Attitude Remix) Performed by The Attitude Consultant

*Bronx Cheer*

The AC chats to Chris (The Bloke) Franklin.  The boys reflect on life in the midst of a worldwide pandemic.

The Attitude Consultant chats to family Lawyer, Jeff Hewitt. The boys talk about shower wanks, sex with pillows, financial hardship, and mental illness.

Caught up with old mate Liam and we shared our first beer in the pub since nearly 3 months of lock down restrictions.

I'm not trying to be experimental, I just can't figure out all of this Techno shit! Special Guest: Matthew Lee

There's been a lot of tin foil shit going around in regards to the 5G rollout and I wanted to know the facts, so I spoke to my friend Lyndon who has worked in radar and radio frequencies since 2001 to share his knowledge.

Date night in isolation with Nici. We drank wine and cheese and reflected on the time in 2013 when a mysterious virus put me in ICU fighting for my life, and a wheelchair for 8 months. Old wounds were opened, and new stories were revealed.

During the closing week of the Adelaide Fringe, I chat to an anonymous Publican on the street, who opens up about the time he got bashed by the South Australian Police in the early 90's, because they thought he was gay. Things get weird when another stranger hijacks the interview and then requests I turn the recording off because it made him feel awkward. Crazy times!

Caught up with Ozzie bloke, Chris Franklin and I interrupted his game of hockey on TV. We shared a barbecue, drank VB, recorded a podcast. He even signed my burnt copy of Bloke (Which I’m told is now the only signed copy to exist). *Raw and unedited

Dr Kim Le is a recently retired child and adolescent psychiatrist, dealing with gaming addiction. Dr Le shares why he chose to walk away from a well paid job to focus on stand-up comedy. We chat video games, comedy and the challenges of living in the moment.

The Attitude Consultant drops in the Auscast Network and convinces Liam and Andy to record a podcast.

Success is a choice. There is no secrets to success. Are you ready to say 'Yes' to Success?

Success comes to those that blame everyone else for their problems

I'm So Tired. 2 and a half minutes of yawning and spoken word. Performed by The Attitude Consultant.  

When your parcel is waiting in a nearby depot and you can't access it. *Recorded for Quality Assurance and Entertainment Purposes

Lou Lou went outside for a wee and a poo. *Contains audio commentary 

The Attitude Consultant and Liam from The Auscast Network get day drunk on a Monday at the Dick on Balls. They ate chicken wings, discussed catheters, burnt pubes, and gave shameless plugs. Liam shared his experiences of recently becoming a father. No politics.

Looking for something special this Christmas? Look no further than the Attitude Consultant Christmas Party. Featuring DJ Press Play. attitudeconsultant.com

Rohan Harry performs really shit Stand up Comedy during the final minutes of the Collingwood Magpies Vs GWS Giants Preliminary Final.

Word Salad with the AC Cunnilingus mmm Mouth Guards Water Cooler