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You've got something here that I do know. We spoke about it a couple of weeks ago. There's this new show on Netflix Apple Side of Vinegar.
I haven't seen it, no, neither of I. But one of the things that talks about is.
The accent from the main actress, actor Caitlin Diva. She plays an Australian, but she's an American in real life. The American series, she nails the accent. No, it's an Australian accent. It's on that it's American series. But there's one os in it.
Is there? Oh?
I mean I think it's a hybrid sort of thing, like yeah, like it's it's all based on it's a very Australian story. But yeah story. Yeah, I'd say it's a hybrid production sort of thing.
Yeah.
But her accent they reckon is almost undetectable, Like you swear that she is an Australian. I just and everybody finds it difficult to do an Australian accent.
Well not if you're Australian. I'm quite good at it.
Now.
What we do? All right? What's his name?
His name lib Shreva leave Schreiver Shreve, who's married or Australian.
Yeah, he has a very good Australian accent and he did the best that I've ever heard.
Actually, that movie wasnt a great bat film.
Yes, I still.
Still tell stories about how bad that movie was.
But he nailed it.
I know there, I am, I'm on now now.
And even Merrill, please, I think my baby, one of the one of the greatest baby was not quite right?
Is it got the twang on?
That's not quite well, she's in distress. It's hard to do it when you're in distress.
Yeah, you still hold your accent, whereas the Wombats.
Now that yank just took my baby.
Oh yeah I saw that. Yeah, she stole a baby off a warm bat An influencer. Anyway, he's Caitlin Devas. This is her talking about how you do an Australian accent, which is probably not used to you because you already know how to do it.
But this is I think we all know how hard it is to do an ass accent.
Yeah, it's hard.
We're like a hybrid. We don't hit anything hard.
Well, I think Queensland is kind even now Victorian accent or a south of stratege. You know, yeah, I really fly.
I want to know what were the hardest words. I think the nose obviously were kind of really hard. At first. I was like, how am I gonna? My mouth just wasn't used to it. How did they say?
Now?
I don't know, no, no, no, no no. It's like all about your mouth and where all these vowels live in your throat. Jenny and I like prepped three months before I started shooting. We were like literally going word by word seventy five thousand in my account. Oh, we call off the interview. Thinking back on it, I think I memorized it kind of like I would a song.
Geez, that's pretty impressive.
It's pretty cool, isn't It's a long song to memorize, isn't it.
Yeah?
Well, that's so she said. She did just through repetition of saying it until she got it right. But when she said, like the reporter was trying her version of the Australian accent, no, it didn't sound right.
But as soon as Caitlin said that.
Was that was fair because that seems to be of all the words that we say, that seems to be the ones that the Americans make the most fun.
Of us about it. It's more like a gnaw with an R at the end.
It's what they hear like, you know, every single if you look at Instagram now, any any Australian stuff that comes out of TikTok, it's just people putting on Bogan accents and swearing.
That's that's that would be.
That's pretty accurate.
To be fair, really, yeah, I ain't walking, Oh Jesus a cyclone.
That's what you'd see if you watch the cyclone video.
But you do see that around the Roochie door.
To be fair, dug out that when who she's blowry, I'm getting sand whipped, I've got sandscrit got.
Dumped, Yeah, a little, but it's not the Australian Sandskrit inquites on time.
In fact, that may be the first time I've ever.
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When we play Smarter than Who after eight o'clock, it's at one hundred dollars.
Oh it's reset. So who played for me yesterday when I was away?
David? I did lost and he's blowing up. Well I think got one.
But now what has been arguing about this. So what was the question and what was the answer and why is there a problem?
The question was what is the name of the Brisbane what was it?
Public transport? Card? I said go, he said go?
Is it go?
Yes? No, Initially Lutzy said go out. It doesn't mean when I said initial Utzy said go, It doesn't matter what I said and then said go. So that's my final answer. I'm just adding the context to it. Yeah, so there.
I said go and you were you were. It was wrong, but it was.
Right because it's go. Card. Yeah, you said what card and I said go.
Oh cape to say this, but I think Lutzi was right.
You Nick, Well, I didn't make the decision. The powers all sat there like a mob of Nick put his head down.
He was still embarrassed to side with me. That was that didn't go unnoticed.
Look, it doesn't matter someone wants some money because we don't win the money.
It just jackpots. That's good that someone won the money and it was.
A benefit of the doubt.
You know that.
The timing is that they both ran out the time and it was a drawn on points, so it wasn't I would have won.
It was the rarely used benefit of the doubt. Yeah, right to the caller.
Because it would be bad if it was in the reverse, if you said the caller was wrong, because we could have something, we'd have some nasty emails today.
Just walked in a bit of a huff.
Yeah, yeah, well mum five mal but North last night she said I was robbed.
Your mum would say that it could be a break even missus later, even missus later as well, and she's just agreeing with your mum and keep the peace. Trying to have a night out at North's needs to Blowing up about the Boddy radio competition can be a break.
Yeah, you should have won, please, I should have won you so you you admit it.
I do think that he was right and right transport.
Is it not?
Yeah, well yeah you're right. Yeah.
Someone had a brain explosion yesterday. This is why I can't be sick, because.
Everything watched the console they play Mario kard on Nintendo.
It's not Nintendo console, No, it's not so there.
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Big news has happened overnight, like the biggest that Australia's.
Seen in a very very long time. And the Internet has.
Absolutely blown up because it's not China, it's not America, it's not Trump. An influencer from America has stolen a baby wombat in a video and made herself look like an absolute flog. So basically, her name is sam Strays or Samantha stream Ball. She has ninety two thousand Instagram followers, and she thought it was funny when she was on a drive one night to they pulled over because they saw a baby wombat on the side of the road. Now that's fine, that's fine, pull over and go and make sure it's okay, because you know a lot of mother wom bats get run over and then you've got to check the pouch. You can got to look for the babies. She's she's gone over, she's seen the baby. She's also seeing the mother and she's gone, oh, this is good content. She's picked up that little baby wombat and run up the road towards her. I don't know if it's a boyfriend or someone in the car, just to show off the baby wombat to the camera. And she's still narrating, going, oh, the mom's pissed the month or can I say they're in your beat?
Only in Australia.
Yeah, I don't know, you, I don't.
Come on, there's kangaroos all over La, haven't you see them?
I don't know they could be. But was the baby wombat like it wasn't in the pouch.
Like no, I no, it was just walking next to it.
Or they've got es. Yes, they are marsupials, but they have.
The So it was just it was rocket alongside mum.
Yeah, alongside mum.
And she's just come and grabbed it.
She's grabbed it and she knows she shouldn't be doing it because she's narrating that the mum is losing a mic you see.
In the footage. I hadn't seen that until about thirty seconds before we went on. The mother warm bat's actually chasing her down the street really clearly.
She sure can they get Can they get a good head to speed up a warm bat?
Yeah?
They're really quite fast. They're really fast.
And did you know that wombats kill a lot of what they do to kill predators is they lure them into their little wombat hole.
But then their ass.
Is made of like almost like titanium. They've got this big butt plate and then when the predator sticks its head in to bite its bum. They smash it up against the top of the hole and.
Break its neck.
Good bum buttom fun fact.
Those wombats, those skipitle wombats, are actually quite violent. But this woman has gone picked up this baby, got her footage, posted it online. She's then returned it to the mum who's chased it down the road, And holy heck, I've never seen backlash this bad ever, Like I haven't seen politicians get hit this hard. I've been reading some of the comments. Short of requesting the death penalty, they're going really rather hard on her. Some of the comments are cancel her visa, done, arrest, fine, deport ban.
Why on earth would she thinks stealing a baby from its mother?
Every Ossie knows. You see baby wildlife with its family, you leave it. They aren't toys for American amusement. I have no words that would be allowed to be posted. I'm horrified. I felt a visceral reaction watching this poor wombats, and I added the village called the ones.
That's idiot back. But yeah, that got lots of likes that that commented. Yeah, of course I did. I joined it.
Normally, I don't I actually wrote on another one, what a flog And I don't usually lump on someone who's gettinglumped on.
But that's that's.
Bits as as the influencer returned serve or.
Apologizer and has closed her account.
Dear, probably in Bondi. You should probably hiding in Bondi right now having a wonderful time. Go Oh, Instagram's blowing up, returned the Yeah, she did put it down, but I think it's been It's being nice to see how patriotic Aussies are about that their animal don't touch our bloody bombits rose.
You can run over and whatever. But it's interesting.
I did a gig out in Tamworth and I'm mortified when I see all the dead animals on the side of the road and we're in Tamworth and I said, how many of you actually stopped?
And they're.
A lot of them are worried that they damage their cutlts. But rus are different. But wombats and koalas. You're to protect the wombats in the koalas. That's just my public service announcement.
Bush barbing was fired.
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Now Doctor's bedside manner. It's quite the thing. Like I'm always torn between having a brilliant doctor or having one that just makes me feel okay. I feel like there's one or the other. And I went and saw a brilliant doctor two days ago. I say that because he basically listed off every.
Possible thing I could have wrong with me with like complete calm. They're so good at that.
And he listed all these big things, right, and I'm sitting.
There from a mouth ulcer.
Yes, he opened my mouth.
He took photos and he started with, well, this isn't normal. And I'm like, oh gosh, that's not good. And I'm like, is it? Is it like some just perodontal disease or something like that. I know it's not that, And.
He's like.
What did he say?
First he goes, are you pregnant? And I'm liked for the shore you imagine, I'm like no, he said menopause. I'm like, I beg your pardon, excuse me, excuse me. Then he went into all the scary stuff and then he's telling me that you know I could have Well, He's like, I think you're anemic. I think you've got this and that and that, and he mentioned some quite serious.
Things from looking at just looking.
At my mouth, it was like it was tee.
Le magnifying glass, just like no, no, no, he had a special like a crystal ball. I just feel like he had Wikipedia of all the scary things open and he was just listing them off at me. So anyway, I walked out. I got sent for a myriad of tests. So I was at the hospital the whole day going getting all these tests. And that always freaks me out when they send you straight away. It's not like, you know, I do that now and then come back later today and then do this and then do that. I've gone down the car park, had a good cry, like the hero that I am, and then I've gone. And then I came back later and the receptionist goes, oh, we've got one of your scans, and I'm like, can you tell me what it is because I don't have another appointment with him for a week and I can't.
I need to know. And she's like, well, I'm not a doctor, I don't care.
Just tell me it's And I got the receptionist to read it to me and she's like, yeah, I think that might be all right. I think that's Okay, I'll just take that. I'll just take that, thank you, Sharon. I will take that, thank you very much.
So I'm in limbo land at the moment.
What said, the doc didn't give you the he's got one scan seen it, he.
Hasn't seen it.
I'm just going on Sharon's to get across to his office.
But he was really busy too. It was like I was a pain.
They're not busy. Doctors pretend they're busy.
I don't know. I think he was pretty less work than us.
Lots a fact, that's a fact. You know my doctor. I got in he's a great bloke.
But when I finally get in there, and there's always like the waiting room.
When I get in there, he's a radio nut. He's a pure radio nut. And we'll sit there, we'll sit there and he'll go, so, what's going going on with Alan?
And Alan Jones?
Like you have any tell him?
Actually we talk raad here one stop for about fifteen minutes.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's finally like overlooked eleven conditions.
Patients made in the waiting room.
He's been waiting to be dead and blowing up if he knew what was going on here.
He's got a festering leg injury.
You've got coming terminal. Mean while, what's happening with Alan Jones? He's pickleball.
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One of the fun sites from cyclone Alfred that I enjoyed, actually thought about heading down there to check it out, was that hill that is at Knobbies.
I think it's at Knobby's now. I couldn't quite wear Nobby's Beach.
On the on the coast and they all were sliding down it during the cyclone.
Have you seen the footage?
Yeah, the Nobby's Knob slide. Yeah, No, that went viral.
That went like overseas hilarious.
People were taking their surfboards, they were taking the fins off their surfboards going down there on the you know on the boards. I'll bring tight tube bookie boards. People just sliding the going just bear the a raw dog in it, yeah, raw dogging it.
They were covering mud.
It kind of ended up tough mutter because it was quite popular, so it kind of tore up a lot of the grass and it ended up being mudside, which basically go a lot faster to be fair, yes.
But that's where the problem is now, because now the party's over, everyone's head at home, everyone's powers.
Back on, at least I hope it is.
But the people who actually live there on the side of that hill are just left with that big mud swamp that they reckon just reeks, they recond it.
It stinks, stinks, yes, And everyone else has taken off the kids like like you've just had the party.
They've basically just come straight into your house and had a party and then take it off.
And now the.
Parents have come home and gone what yes, and now in my garden and that they're smashed.
You imagine what how much that stinks?
Though, No, I.
Wouldn't imagine a wood stink because it's not like it's a swamp.
It's serage swampy. It's got that, Yeah, it's got that sort of it's like a park in front of houses, right, thick mud.
Yes, except the park now is just like it's literally just like a mud swamp.
How it's how it's been left and yeah, it'll grow back.
Well I know how they're going to fix that. I'll make take You're going to have to order some law one some quick grow and.
Just might have to be a returf.
Yeah.
Maybe tag all the people who posted it on Instagram, say hey, you want to come and fix up the slide army?
Yeah, get the mother mean, get the grass army.
Get the bahamone. Reckon, we'll come back. Fourteen year old kids.
Guys, Apparently we create a bit of a mess there and smells a little bit those people on the beach front, you know up, you know to get those people who owned the beach front. Let's go, guys, Come on Gary, try trying to pay for fun.
Get that surfboard cover off and let's let's put it around.
Let's donate into it.
No more Fortnite this weekend. Boys, Off we go, get a job to consoles down
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