Woody limps into the studio sporting a scraped-up elbow and a killer hangover after breaking his 15-year dry spell with Wild Turkey, handing Janet and Jay Stevens plenty of material right out of the gate. Between nursing Woody's battle wounds, the crew debates which body part you should wash first in the shower, why traffic officers tap your taillight for DNA, and a wild neighborhood dispute involving shotguns, drones, and upcoming jail time. Wrap it up with Janet’s breakdown of core human behaviors, the top regrets people face later in life, and an impromptu listener cruise pitch, and you've got another classic Rewind session.

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