Hour 1 of the Monday edition of The Armstrong & Getty Show features our declaration for a new national holiday. Plus, Rihanna's dirty Half Time Show, the damage done by the Chinese drone balloons and KJP's really bad weekend talk show outing.

Our Hippopotamuses Are Shrinking?!
37:16

You're Too Old. You Have No Future.
36:13

She Ain't Muzzleable
36:17