In hour 1 of The Armstrong & Getty Show:
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe, Katty Armstrong.
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Why? From Studio C signor Deep within the journey stinking bowels of the Armstrong and Giddy information Complex. This is the Armstrong and Getdy Show for this Tuesday, Hungust twenty seventh, the year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four. Life won't be a poor in twenty four. Yes, Jack is on his way, He's just a moment behind schedule. This morning, we are tuteling under the tuteling, laboring under the tutelage of our general manager.
Your rights, your rights? What are your rights? A right to your rights? Are our general manager?
What are positive rights? That's if you heard that term. What are your rights? And what are they?
Not, sir, that is the question before us. That's not a human being.
No, it's a concept for a concept today. Hey, I'm sorry, is the concept in? I need to ask a question? I get it. It's an odd situation. Have you seen a new concept? He looks like he's in a bad mood. Yeah, exactly, that's that out of his way. I think Fox and Friends is going huge on this today. I think the biggest story of the day, the best story of the day, the most fun story of the day.
If you've been angry about this for years.
Is Mark Zuckerberg laying on his back and apologizing for the fact that he suppressed the Hunter laptop story, among other things. Absolutely key to my choice of a general manager. Oh really, so that fits in with your freedom's thing, your rights?
Absolutely interesting?
The idea of the government farming out censorship, violating the First Amendment. Yeah, so, Zuckerberg says, and we'll read his whole statement later. But Zuckerberg says that he caved to government pressure, which is kind of weird given the fact that the government in charge at the time was not the one, well, the White House at the time was not the one pressuring him. Obviously, he wasn't being pressured by the Trump White House to suppress information leading up to the election Trump was president. So what do you mean you caved to government pressure? Some of it was from the FBI. Well, yes, it was, obviously, but that that just seems weird. So you you chose to I mean, come on, dude, you chose to go with a branch or a agency in the government and their recommendation that it just seems weird to me. The idea that there was big pressure coming from the other side inside the current administration. Yes, well yeah, yeah, which goes to the idea of the Justice Department under cutting Trump behind his back. But there's there's unholy and unpalatable on both ends of this thing. The signal from the government censor or we will hurt you should never come. And Zuckerberg, zillionaire giant company, should have told him not only go to hell, but I'm going to do an interview this afternoon explaining what you just said to me. Well, neither side did what was right. Well, we know why that happened. He was in agreement with him, he he he. Whe Whether the laptop was real or not was not the important thing. It was making sure it didn't come out before election day. That was the important thing for all those fifty whatever intelligent experts who signed the letter that it has we have no evidence, but just in our experience, it has all the hallmarks of oh, come on, give me a break. Right, So that was just a this is bad news. So we're gonna we're gonna find a way to keep it, keep it quiet, exactly. And I think on Zuckerberg's end of it, and I'm going by his actions, not his speeches, this is.
Such a huge story.
I mean, I know there have been a number of polls that show if that story, laptop story hadn't been suppressed, Trump would have won. It changed who was president of the United States. Right Well, and I've been hammering it for quite some time now, but it's it's it just doesn't get people's attention. I guess there's something that it's like one step to subtle or something. The idea of the government using all of its leverage, and it has a great deal of leverage, regulatory punitive whatever. To say to publishers in essence, yeah, take that down and that and that it's disgusting, I hope getting back to Mark Zuckerberg's here's my new thing. I have a number of things, but this is one of them. Judge people and and and institutions not on what they say, candidates, not on what they say, on what they do. You can practically ignore what they say. Look to what they do. And if you look to what Mark Zuckerberg does, spending millions billions of dollars to addict your children so as to mine their data for the rest of their natural lives, for instance, all.
The while denying he's doing it.
All the statistics about you know, depression, anxiety and body what's the body image disorders and stuff like that. He's an amoral scumbag.
He's a monster.
So the idea that he would go along with the government's monstrous plans is not the least bit surprising.
He's got a new hairstyle. Well that's interesting.
Um, well we'll break that now, would you describe it? We'll break down the hairstyle and break that down later. I hope Zuckerberg still does a big interview. He did with Joe Rogan and said a lot of this stuff, and it didn't break through the way that should have. To your point, I wish he'd be on sixty minutes or some really giant platform laying out exactly what the FBI said to him. And you're right, he should have that day, gone out and ato a press conference. I was contacted by the FBI and told to suppress stories about vaccines, laptop, whatever it is.
That you want to talk about, because that is amazing.
Not only did say I thought I was doing I thought I was doing the right thing, But in retrospect, I mean, this is just crazy.
Yeah say it, Yeah, it's it's hmm.
I think Rogan may be bigger than sixty minutes, but I haven't checked the figures. Well, he already did Rogan and it didn't break through. So I'm just hoping it maybe sixty minutes. Because it disagrees with the progressive narrative on every single one of these topics, you're not going to get the mainstream media, or at least it's going to be a hell of a hell of a surprise if they come around. You know, I don't know how smart Mark Zuckerberg actually is or how much he has spent time, you know, reading about free speech or whatever, but he could come out and say, look, I thought I yeah, like you said, I thought I was doing the right thing.
The FBI called me.
The federal government calls me and says, hey, this information is fake and it's very important you don't publish it.
Okay, in retrospect it's.
Horrible or you know, they told me five million people would die if I didn't suppress concerns about the vaccine.
So I thought I was doing the right thing got.
The laptop story, though, I wouldn't think you'd have to be super smart and super well read on the free speech question to think, how about we just let this story come out and let people figure it out. Well, Yeah, and the fact that he didn't, although again his relationship and the same can be said of a bunch of other social media giants and tech nians, their relationship with the federal government is very complex and full of both carrots and sticks. I happen to know a guy's a fine fellow. He's an attorney for one of the tech giants, and their relationship.
With the government is complicated anyway.
Having said that, yeah, for him not to say, you know what, dude, this is not this is not my problem.
Okay, you know this.
This will sort itself out, the sunshine being the greatest disinfect and et cetera, et cetera.
How about you bother somebody else? It's not my problem.
Yeah, but no, he said, yeah, right, I'll ban.
Everybody, anybody you.
I'll even ban the New York freaking Post, the fifth most highest circulated paper in the United States or something like that, for even reporting on the story. I will cancel their accounts, said Twitter for instance. Right, wow, let's spend them whatever they did that is absolutely amazing for reporting the truth. But people just say, oh yeah, when my side gets in, I think it'll be fine to have censorship because we're only gonna do it in the right way. Oh my god, I hate you people. I would like to take my hardcover copy of nineteen eighty four and beat you with it.
I would like to do that. I would not do that because I have horror violence.
That's Joe's first declaration of who he hates some today and who i'd like to say slap down. Let's start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty on this It is Tuesday, August twenty seventh. I'll do an interview by the end of the month. We're about at the end of the month, you're twenty twenty four. We are armstrong in getting we approve of this program. She'll schedule an interview r month. Will try to well.
Exactly they've tried. They've tried and tried. All right, let's beak in the show officially now.
According to FCC rules rigs, here we go at Mark the story from the ball a sun Parker rushing.
Yes, yes, yes, shot him.
Love you man.
You're a one horse pony, You're a one horse Tony.
When Peter Duci of Fox was continuing to ask about the laptop because they believed it was real, which it was anyway, Yeah, you're right, Kamala said she will try to schedule an interview by the end of the month, so she could schedule it for.
Well, number one, she could try and fail. I'm sorry, we just couldn't.
Second she gets success, schedule one for January forty, you know, twenty third, right, right, And the.
Whole back and forth over the microphone thing was dumb yesterday. But maybe we'll touch on that, or does it reek of desperation?
There the old RD on which side they're claiming it reeks of desperation on Trump side in the mainstream. Oh, that's absolutely opposite of true. I have seen through the cloud the clutter of disinformation. And then we'll break down Zuckerberg's no haircut. How does the mailbag look?
Oh it's pretty good. Yes, all fantastic.
Gets on the way, and here's our text line four one five two nine five KFTC.
I used to say this a lot at the.
Beginning of the war, which war, the war where Russia attacks Ukraine for no reason. We had plenty of reason. Thankful that you live in a country where this can happen. Ukraine got battered as much yesterday as they have ever in the three years of the war.
Russia just unleashed rockets and drones on them.
And just be thankful you live in a country where that doesn't can't happen, because there's lots of places where it canon does.
That would suck, Yeah, that would really really suck. Yeah, a lot of places. My goodness, their place is worse than Ukraine. Anyway. It's not contemplating on it. It's very dark. Here's your freedom loving quote of the day, A happy thing. You live somewhere where that can't happen. That's a good, good point.
Sure, sure, Jack prepared to ignore the suffering of those other people.
I get it.
So exactly. I become aware that there's a phenomenon in the modern world. I think everybody's aware of it, that quotes are now misattributed constantly. The joke is, tell you three things that are wrong with the Internet. One two Abraham Lincoln. You know, the classic sort of thing. It's Lincoln and Mark Twain and Ben Franklin Orwell and Winston Churchill, frequent you know suspects, the usual suspects. I think you're quote right there at the beginning of quotes are often mister tribute. That's Matthew sixty three, isn't it Jesus' own mouth right there?
Exact disciples.
So somebody sent this in by email the other day and I couldn't find it, but I remember the quote. The quote is you cannot comply your way out of tyranny, which I think is a great quote, very or welly in that sort of And I can't remember who it was attributed to, but I did a little digging today and the best I can come up with is it's a German politician who's a member of the European Parliament, Christine Anderson, who in the midst of a fabulous, fiery speech telling people wake up quoite trusting government and politicians, telling you that they have your best interest in mind, they don't watch them limit their power.
It's a tour de force. I absolutely loved it.
Wow. If she was quoting somebody else, I can't come across it. But anyway, I think it's Christine Anderson and again I love her speech. You know what, Hanson, I'm gonna send this to you well. Post your speech at Armstrong e geddy dot com. It is a libertarian screep screed from a nice German lady wearing a pink blazer mail bag. Jack On, the Russian mover who left water all over your bathroom floor told this story yesterday. Uh P first initial pea rights. It's cultural norm among Russians, Ugrainians, other Eastern Europeans to use something like a today after clearing the pipes. I wonder if the water everywhere phenomenon in your bathroom was the guy trying to do his best with the equipment on hand. I don't know. In another life, I worked maintenance for apartments with a large Russian population. Frequently found sprayers like you'd have at your kitchen sink hacked into the bathroom plumbing.
Really okay?
Yeah?
Also what about California Kami law.
They paryed of ideas for nicknames for Kamala Harrison, speaking of which John M. From San Diego writes, well, first of all, he bought some swag from the Trump website.
Now gets ten to fifteen emails a day. From them.
If I have very few regrets in my life. Number one, I've got a pretty good life.
Number two. You make mistakes, you learn from them, you move on. I try not to.
Dwell on it, but one of them is not getting a phony email address for all transactions and using it consistently.
Earlier in mine.
I have a friend who does that and has a fake phone number and a fake email address, and they are like spam free.
Yeah, I'm jealous. Anyway.
John goes on to say I've always been against name calling on all sides. I've heard a lot of clever ones. I feel it should That's why I like your suggestion of California kam law. It's a message without being childish. If John, if I have to stop being childish, I'm gonna quit this job. It's my greatest pleasure.
Anyway. All that said, I think you've missed a good one. Come maw lah or mar subtlely, Come mawla?
What that with? What you?
What does that mean? As in chairman?
Oh maw okay, come maw lah. Yeah, I think that'll just confuse people. Kamila is much more efficient anyway. Thanks for the idea, guys. FBI pressuring Facebook and others to censor, delete, distort facts for purely political purpose purposes.
It's terrifying.
What is most disturbing is that is roughly what Jay Edgar Hoover was accused of doing it decades ago, especially by the liberal press.
So we have met the enemy and they is us. We just got this text. Isn't the phrase one trick pony, not one horse pony?
Yes, you're correct, Yeah, that was our point in running in mokete correct. So funny that Biden said that, yes, yes, okay, well it takes one to take one, as the old saying goes. Anyway, Uh do we have time for this?
How much time do we have him? Dog? You had a minute? Twenty? Yeah? Okay great. Let's see.
This is from first initial Jay family is currently hosting a German exchange student for the year. She would like to be on the high school tennis team. School informed us they'd need a physical, took her to a healthcare provider, got all the required physical, it was given the complete run around. Even though we have all the paperwork stating that we are her guardian. The doctor unnamed because they have lawyers, refuse to see her without providing more paperwork, original signatures. Of course, I asked the doctor maybe louder than I should. So if she walked in and said I want to be a boy, we don't need paperwork. But because she wants to play high school tennis, we need stacks of paperwork. The doctor looked right at me and said, that's correct. Should the front staff make you another appointment or when you have the required forms? I wish I was making this up. Welcome to California. Wow, he signs off. Katie's the best, and you guys are pretty good too. Thank you today. We'll catch you up on some news today. There's another endorsement of Trump yesterday. You know RFK Junior on Friday. Then Tulsea Gabbard came out yesterday. You know, the two of them.
They got. You don't need a lot in this.
Close election, and a lot of people heroes of the quirky Independence set, no doubt exactly much.
More annoyed arm Strong and Geddy.
Donald supported the invasion of I Rock. That is absolutely wrong, proved over and over again. Actually is assuming he can't figure out how to get out of it. But what we want to do is to replenish this such a nasty trust fund. It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country, because.
You'd be in jail.
The question, the question is rational left.
Who is on your list, Joe.
So that's what debate sounded like when you could interrupt, and Donald Trump used it to his great advantage most of the time. I think it helped him more than it hurt him, which is why it was weird yesterday. That least, it was portrayed in the mainstream media as Donald Trump was threatening to back out of the debate if they left the mics live, which is the opposite. I think what he wants, or maybe this is him being a clever negotiator.
I don't know.
Well, a couple of comments. Number one, I think you're right. It did help him in the debate with Hillary. I would suggest that first debate when he was the incumbent, when he had just come down with COVID, which is we frequently forgotten, and was off his game, and he constantly bickered with Biden and interrupted him and was obnoxious, that lost him the election.
That was too much. Yeah. Yeah, So it's a.
Question of how much but so anyway, it seems clear to me, and Jeff Blair in the National Review agrees that.
A Commel Law wants Trump to be obnoxious.
In fact, given her weakness on policy, her inability to speak off to Coff, the rest of it, she wants her opponent to make the mistake he's known for.
So they're desperate to leave the mics on this time. That's interesting, it's funny.
Um, But now you don't think that you don't think that Trump actually wants them off, do you. Well, let's listen to because we played this later in the show yesterday, So maybe early risers and you people who get up earlier and listen earlier, you're just you're sharper.
You're sharper.
You run the country. The people that are listening later in the show, we have to talk a lot slower. Oh yeah, simpler words.
So this is Trump yesterday on the on the whole, back and forth thirty one. Michael, Well, you agree to.
The same rules. I don't know.
It doesn't matter to me.
I'd rather have it probably on, but to a PLEA agreement was that it would be the same as it was last time. In that case, it was muted I didn't like it the last time, but it worked out fine. We asked Biden how it worked out.
It was fine, And I.
Think it should be the same. We agree to the same rules, same rules, and same specification, and I think that's probably what it should be. But they're trying to change it. The truth is they're trying to get out of it because she doesn't want a debate. She's not a good debater, she's not a smart person. She doesn't want a debate.
You know, often is the case with Trump. If you were to diagram that whole little thing, I have no idea what he said for most of it. Oh, I can read between the lines what he was saying. Yes, between the lines he was saying I hated being muzzled and not being able to interrupt. But my aides have pointed out that it actually really helped me. I don't want to admit it, but they're probably right, So I think, yes, And why this is critically important, I mean it was somewhat important about it against Biden.
It's fine either way. With Kamala. Do not forget.
That kamalaw has played the aggrieved woman. Listen to that man interrupting me, how dare he card over and over again, clipped thirty six.
Michael, Well, let's go on.
No, but this is important, and I want to add, mister Vice president, I'm speaking. I'm speaking. This is supposed to be a debate based on fact and truth. And the truth in the fact is Joe Biden has been very clear he will not raise taxes on anybody who makes less than four hundred thousand.
Here peel the Trump tax cars.
Mister Vice President, I'm speaking, I'm speaking.
The important is he said the truth.
I'm so glad we went through a little history lesson. Let's do that a little more in eighteen sixty. Well, i'd like you to answer the question or Vice president, I'm speaking, I'm speaking.
Okay, Oh that's annoying.
So any back and forth is greeted by how dare you? I'm speaking? Is that you're a sexist? Katie, He's got a weigh in on this. Katie's speaking for all women. Katie has been put in the position of speaking for all women. Congratulations. Is it just misogyny that I hate her saying that and the way she said it and everything like that. If it was a guy saying that, would I be bothered.
No, she comes off like a total rhymes with witch when she talks like that, I'm speaking, it's a condescending power trip on her move.
That's how I heard it. Yeah, it is witchy, Yeah for sure. Yeah.
I feel like she recognizes that as a woman she has she has a way to portray that in a way that another dude couldn't.
It's actually an advantage, right.
Instead of hey, i'm still talking, let me finish my sentence, You finish it, let me finish right, it's an I'm a victim, you're interrupting a woman exactly exactly. Yeah, that's that's what the way she can portray it exactly well. And there are a number of women in politics who I admire a great deal. I was thinking about it the other day. If I had a list my six favorite columnist thinkers to around half of them would be women.
Uh. And I'm a.
Certainly no misogynist, But there is a tool women can use in politics and business sometimes that they will be assertive as hell, and then when they're met with assertiveness, they will claim you're bullying me because I'm a woman, or you're just saying that because I'm a woman, which is highly highly annoying, and cow does it all the time. Trump could be pretty susceptible to play, and writers ancisely because they are. They have a list of five things to say that will absolutely get him off his game. This is their strategy. Tease him, poke him, get him to be rude and bullying toward a woman. End of strategy here, interact because she talks on policy, I'm talking, you're interrupting me.
What are you gonna do next? You're gonna grab me by my yuhu because you think that's okay, We're gonna do that would probably be a decent line.
Ah yeah, excuse me, mister Trump, I am still speaking.
Oh yeah, ew, this could be a cringey debate. It could be.
If there's like a collective thirty seconds of it that's not cringey, I'd be shocked.
Oh, this could be so uncomfortable. Yeah, Trump couldn't be terrible. Trump could fall into that so easily.
Well, and you can brief them all week long that hey, this is what they're going to try to do. But if she gets off a few you lost in twenty twenty, why don't you admit it? Or you're not that great? A real estate tycoon or you're not that rich or whatever.
So on.
I was watching MSNBC last night, their late show, and their panel got into all the panelists were concerned about Kamala not doing interviews, Kamala not being prepared for the debate, them saying they used the example of Joe Biden. Joe Biden hadn't done any confrontational interviews in a very, very long time, and he hadn't. He didn't He did less press conferences than any president for the past to half a century, so he wasn't used to being challenged. And then you end up in a debate and you're being challenged for the first time on live TV in front of you know, eighty million people or whatever.
That's not the time to practice. And that Kama is in the same situation.
This is the MSNBC panel saying this that she needs to get out there and do town halls and adversarial interviews. She's ready for having to address that on her feet. So I thought that was interesting that the MSNBC people were worried about that, because that seems like a reasonable concern. Her first fight, the first time, perhaps that we hear her speaking off the top of her head is going to be in a debate with Donald Trump looking at her.
That's not a good idea.
I'm trying to find a great column I came across. I just really like the writing. It's a point we've made, but and I'll dig it up. But the point he was making was, can you imagine being told as a candidate, you just gotta shut up. You can't say anything about any policy. We're not gonna let you. You can't do any interviews, You're not gonna make any off the cuff statements of any kind because you're so dumb, you're so week on policy.
You gotta shut up.
I find it hard to believe that they sold it to her like that, But that's the clear unspoken message.
Though, what's the message?
Look, this ain't bean bag I got, I got a level with you. You're dumb, don't talk?
Do you know what I'm saying? Though I don't know if she's dumb, she's not good at off the cuff speaking. No, that is clearly true.
As I've said before, we have data points for this, quite a few, right right if so? The rumor going around it, so she promised they would try to arrange an interview by the end of the month. That was on the eighth of August, full month after she'd become the candidate. Uh so, with so, she said, a month from now, basically three weeks from now, we'll try to arrange an interview. The month's only got a couple of days left in it. The rumor is or reporting, I don't know if it's nailed down yet or not, that she and Tim Walls are going to do it together. It's gonna be one of those joint interviews. Could you you have a guess as to why that who she would want to do that? Because he's the good talker, because he's the same reason it was like the number of times I'm trying to remember who it was specifically, but a number of times Joe Biden would be with somebody else and the oh like Barack Obama at that big rally in La right, for instance, that it turned out, according to George Chloda, to be one of the bricks in the way. That would be a bad look if Kamala gets into digging herself one of her holes and Tim Wallas has to jump in and rescue her. You know, it's terrible to be a bad look all right? Yeah, and he is a good extemporanio speaker.
Yeah, he's very good. He's full of crap, but he's good at it.
Oh yeah, Tommy, I'm telling you, this is such such an insulting campaign strategy.
Shouldn't I be out there like advocating it? No? No, No, shouldn't I answer some of No?
No? Is that kind of weird that I haven't done a press conference? I mean everything that went down there, And no, we don't need to still work in.
A schedule that we're still working on it. It's it.
We thought we had a Tuesday nail down, But that's your that's your volleyball night.
So I can't do it. That's your volleyball night.
I don't play volleyb No whatever, don't just don't say anything to anyone about anything.
That's garbage.
To be the leader of the free world in about six months, So don't utter a word because you're not capable of it. That's garbage night. And we have a lot of recyclables to separate. So seventy days from today is the election?
Is that a long time to try to get her nailed down, to have to do an interview or can she ride seventy days? Surely not? Oh, I'm one anyway, A bit of a lull in the news day yesterday.
I was reading Mark Alpern's newsletter and he said that was the slowest news day yesterday in recent memory. Maybe that's why they tried to make a or had to make a big deal out of the back and forth over the microphone. There was no other news because it just seemed dumb to me. But we'll see how that goes. We've got Katie's headlines on the way.
Stay with us, Armstrong and Getty.
Well, we're going to give the Zuckerberg story plenty of traction in an hour two because it's a big deal force free speech for certainly for presidential elections, for lots of reasons. If you don't know what we're talking about, I hope you can stick around or grab it in the podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand.
Definitely worth hanging around for.
Let's figure out who's reporting what it's the lead story with Katie Green Katie, Thank you, guys.
Starting with NBC News.
Judge blocks Biden program providing pathway to citizenship for undocumented immigrants married to.
You West citizens.
Oh interesting, got a handful of state programs we're going to take a look at at some point today, all geared toward giving away tons of taxpayer money to illegals, including of course California Oregon.
From the Free Beacon, Biden and Harris never once reached out to relatives of soldiers killed in the Afghanistan withdrawal. Hmmm, who is reporting that from the Free Beacon? Say that that's coming from the families, They would know. Business insider Kamala Harris wants Trump's mike to stay unmuted the whole time during their upcoming debate.
Wow, I'm so you're thinking she believes Trump's interrupting will do him more harm than good. So she wants a hundred percent Yeah, I'm absolutely certain of that. Yeah, they want to bait him into making a jackass of himself.
From Breitbart dot Com, Joy and Hope in Kamala Harris's America car insurance prices up fifty four percent.
Oh my god, Wolf car insurance is becoming a real problem. I don't know how you you could. I don't know how you could be a younger person and have a sports cart. All right, right, add on to that homeowner's insurance end or even rental insurance. One of my kids had their rental insurance go up by like forty five percent. Yeah, it's not a huge amount, but you know their budget is tight.
It hurts.
From the New York Times in at First a Chinese military plane breaches Japan's territorial airspace.
Yeah, I was just reading about that. That had never happened before.
Japan scrambled fighter jets, put out the warnings, all that sort of stuff. It's obviously the whole just seeing how you'd react, or poking year or whatever. But man China is doing a lot of pokin around the world, right, Yeah, both testing your defenses for their data set and just probing for weakness, probing and probing, pushing and pushing, bullying and bullying to see who stands up and who doesn't.
China's ass home. It's a good summary, sir.
From the BBC Oasis fans rejoice as band announces reunion after fifteen years apart.
Because they are my wonder wall. So they're two brothers that hate each other, or used to hate each other. Maybe they grew out of it. It's quite possible that when they were twenty five they they they had a view that they don't have when they're forty.
I don't know what they're aging well.
And I've known a number of relationships where we can be friends, but we can't be in business together, or even vice versa. You can see one of them call the other one and say, yeah, you know, hey, I was just talking to so many and he thinks we could make about forty million dollars each profit if we would go ahead out and sing our old song.
So what do you say like a two month's tour?
Right? Everybody talks about Wonderwall. I'm a I'm a champagne super noble guy.
That is a cool tune. I can argue with you. Wonderwall's my favorite. That's good. It's fine. That's like, if you sit down on a.
Couch and play it as a guy with a guitar, I think you're gonna get a lot of eye rolls from the other dudes.
It's a bit trite for the whole I ain't playing for the other dudes.
Huh. It's a bit of a it's a bit of a trite sensitive I'm a sensitive guitar player guy song.
But good too, that's what they say.
Yeah, Frum study fines, I think your life is boring. You're in the same boat as one in four Americans.
One in four Americans think their life is boring. We need to dig into that. That sounds like a good Armstrong and Getty topic right there.
And finally from the Babylon Bee, Jennifer Lopez now just one away on her divorce punch card from getting a free husband.
It's like going to the yogurt shoppers.
Wow, Wow, j Lo, who had to cancel our last tour because nobody was buying the tickets and all?
Did you know they filed for divorce on their wedding anniversary? Yeah, it seems oozy to keep the dates straight.
I wonder if the second time with the same person is worse, easier or the same. What would you guess? It's got to be worse. It's got to be even worse than the first time. Both of you gotta be figured. I can't believe I did this again.
I dated a guy whose parents did this, and it was actually easier the second time.
I was going to say, less heartbreaking more. What the hell was I thinking? Man?
Yeah, it works a certain percentage of the time, though I think looked up the statistics. Actually once it's twenty percent of the time it works getting remarried to somebody, Yeah, one out of five interesting, which is not none, right exactly.
But man, that second time, Shit, what the cheesez there's just a four billion women on earth? What do I do in here?
Or heard the same thing with him, the triumph of optimism over experience.
I don't know. I gotta think it's him, though he's a well known drunk, isn't he.
He's sober now right when you're trying to dig who was quote unquote at false they are? I just kind of got I kind of got a like thing for j Loo. I've always kind of had a thing for j Loo, So I kind of want her to be the good person.
Wow.
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