In hour 1 of The Armstrong & Getty Show
Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Kaddy arm Strong and and he Armstrong and.
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So it's I've been one hundred degrees here all weekend long, roughly, and we just walked into the studio sixty four degrees in here. So it was a condition to the point of sixty four degrees empty the entire weekend while it's one hundred degrees outside.
Don't turn it off completely.
Shouldn't that money be used for something else, something better? Oh my god, it's like the guy who likes to plunge into get out of a hot tub and plunge into a cold pool, then get back in the hot tub. That's back in the cold pool really invigorates a Hello, so cold here live from the studio see see sane yours. So it's a dimly lit room, deeper than the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compounds, surrounded by razor wire and Doberman pinchers.
And today we're under the tutelage of our general manager.
Or we introducing Who's next. Joseph R. Biden is our general manager. We are preparing the audio. I just imitated four more months to get through with a completely senile addled president.
You have all our institutions. That's right.
The election is only six weeks away, but the new president doesn't take a take over till January twentieth, so that is a problem. There are some new polls out, so the polls all weekend, all the talk shows talked about these polls with Harris pulling ahead and looked like she was. Now there's new poll out today from New York Times Sienna with Trump having leads in battleground states. So there's no point in paying any attention to them other than it's very close. It's the closest election ever, which is like the last thing we needed, really, really pretty much the last thing we needed in this country was a election so close no matter who wins, the other side can claim it was stolen, and maybe legitimately so when it's this close, because there's always some shenanigans in on an election, and if it's going to come down, it's going to come down to thousands of votes in a couple of states. The bill, with the world at a boil in the next five weeks. It's entirely possible some event eclipses everything that's gone by previously and suddenly people are looking at it from a different angle. Definitely could be true, like the financial collapse in eight how that changed the election from about the war in Iraq to the financial collapse. Here's your biggest number of the day, and then you'll really won't paying attention to any polls and I won't talk about it. A zillion billion, that's the biggest number of Fifteen is the number of the day, according to the New York Times Channa Poll, which is basically considered the best poll out there right now because they spend so much money trying to get it right. In the Swing States, it's a growing number for some reason. Who knows why. In the Swing States fifteen percent are undecided. So it's a tied race. But you've got fifteen percent undecided averaged across the Swing States. Well, then who knows? Somebody could be winning by fifteen who knows? Yeah, that's shocking. I know it is. That is shocking. I went back and listened to it, said that can't be right, But that's what they said. Here's my take on why it's expanding. And this is based on my own extensive polling and my thinking about it for the past ten seconds. A number of people who are are are you know, they lean not toward Trump. They've just had enough for the whole Trump thing. When old Kamala replaced the president Hafick at ever, they got all excited about it and thought, yeah, you know what, she's younger, Yeah, let's let's get to it. But then they saw that, as has happened every time she's run for national office, they saw the reality of her and drifted back to her. Oh god, no, I can't. I don't think I want to vote for that. So they're back to being undecided.
At first, blush, she looks okay as a candidate.
You dig at all deeper and you think, good god, the woman has no thoughts.
Well that's you know, that's one poll.
The numbers there tauting, and on NBC and ABC yesterday on their shows was Kamala Harris has had the biggest swing in approval rating in modern presidential history, well since Bowling began, of about twenty points. She went from the least popular vice president of all time. So now she's like at fifty percent approval rating, and they didn't get into explaining why. It seems like you should try to explain why anybody would have a turnaround like that in approval rating, And I would say, it's got something to do with you, lady on meet the press or face the nation. Yes, and your NonStop positive coverage and lack of willingness to have any interest whatsoever. I mean, why would anybody who was new to this and didn't didn't really fall of politics have a negative view of her. You haven't said anything negative ever.
It's a soap.
Bubble though her newfound popularity. It is absolutely a soap bubble. It's the same person who has turned no one on politically speaking for a very long time. It's just I think you're right, NonStop positive coverage, ninety five percent negative coverage Trump, and you get the little soap bubble that's so easily you know, deflated, popped so according again by the reality of her utter lack of talent. According to US government officials, a war between a wider scale war, a wide scale war, a full war between Israel and Hamas and HESBLA is inevitable at this point.
Inevitable. Yes, So that's something we can talk about that later.
We should start the show officially, and then I'll explain how I am playing Hurt today.
I'm Jack Armstrong.
He's Joe Getty on this It is Monday, September twenty third, the year twenty four. Life will not be a born in twenty four. We're Armstrong getting we approve of this program. Let's begin then officially. According to f CC rules and regulations, the show comes at mark.
So I want to thank you all for being here.
And now whom I introducing next? Who's next?
Distinguished guests, the Prime Minister of the Republic of India.
Ceremony at the Rose Garden. He forgets who's next. Mody's standing right behind him, walks up, shakes his hand. The announcer takes over ladies and gentlemen, and I like the way he yells like it's someone else's fault. Of the whole point of the whole point of this get together is you're going to introduce the leader of the biggest country in the world. So you'd think you could keep that in your head. What am I doing today? You're introducing the Prime Minister as a private president or prime minister a minister. You're introducing the Prime Minister of India today. Okay, you would remember what your event was. You would see, well, yeah, it was an awfest thing, so there are multiple countries there. But it was right there. I mean there was a tiny little stage and Mody is right behind him. It was right and just a whole Oh I supposed to introduce next Oh's nacks. Here's my biggest problem today, and it's a problem. I'm feeling very, very poorly. So uh. Later in the evening, for reasons I won't get into, I was hungry and I swung by the kind of mid tier grocery store to get something to eat. And I was walking around and they had some sushi left over, and so I got some grocery store sushi that had been sitting there all day long and went home and ate it. And it when I was eating it, I thought, this smells a little funky. But my sense of smell is awes from COVID and everything like that. So I powered through. But I woke up in the middle of the night and I feel so awful. I mean awful, like I'd been hit by a car. Oh that reminds me my new grunge band clearance sushi. We'll be playing Friday night at the city limits. Oh, if you want to come out and see us, you know, that'd be great.
So I regularly eat the grocery store sushi, but the end of the day grocery store sushi ish boy. Yes, Ken, I have a question.
Did you notice that it smelled funny and then continue to eat it?
Of course I did. I was hungry, That's all I had.
You're fairly knew that the show, Katie, this happens pretty regularly.
But I do feel really awful, like seriously awful.
When we were working our second job together in Charlotte, he didn't show up for work one day and at all, didn't call nothing. And I even went by his house and I was peering in windows because his car was there, his truck was there, and I didn't see anything. And Jack very very private fellow, and so I thought, you know, I guess I'll try to call him or whatever. But goodn't rachem. So I thought, yeah, all right, And I thought, I call him the authorities. But well, do that on the lone Wolf, so a wellness check, yeah, exactly. Well, it turns out he was lying on his kitchen floor was a kitchen floor. I don't remember near death, having wolf down some totally left out all night Tortellini. Yes, yeah, yeah, from food poison.
I'm not laughing at you, but I mean, how many how many times does it take to learn? You know?
Quite a few apparently. On the other hand, his immune system is that of a bull moose. I mean, you could probably ingest anything at this point, and god, I feel that he would recognize that, Oh, this is this, Brandon Tolmaine.
We've had this five times before.
This, Uh, this thing I have needs to be expunged at some point, one way to others telling you that during the show, keep that to yourself between you and your plumber, all right, nobody wants to hear that. How does mailbag look? It's just fine A text line four five k FTC. We all know and it's officially Paul. Now that's why I'm more hugs and I am brushed my teeth with pumpkins spice crest this morning. Wow, it is Paul.
It's interesting unless you're a child.
Really, the only choice, and you know, toothbrush taste is mint pretty much. I'm not sure what other taste I'd want, Honestly, I'm kind of a fan of mint. Not like anybody would want pot roast flavored toothpaste or anything pot roast flavored. That would be an interesting idea for the fall. You know, beef stew. I'd love beef stew. I couldn't love it anymore, But I'm not sure I want that taste. You know, as I go to it's.
Got that pot roasty fresh taste.
Nobody said that. Give in and give me a kiss, baby, I just brush my teeth.
Pot roast delicious.
Here's your freedom loving quote of the day, again from the great Eldus Huxley, just from his collected essays. Jack, you will certainly remember this one. That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach. Yeah, yeah, you know. I used to find that profoundly discouraging and it made me cynical. But I was thinking about it as I prepared it before the show, and you know, maybe it's just like the reality of dealing with dogs and dog training and that sort of thing. You just have to understand the being you're dealing with. You can't be angry because your dog acts like a dog. You might think, man, I thought he was better trained than that, but he's a dog. Sure you're saying that about human nature? Yeah, back, we yeah, tend to make the same mistakes over and over again. What we do on an individual level, people do. Even though you can look around and see other people have done various things and that didn't work out for them. People continue to try eating perhaps rancid sushi for instance. Probably shouldn't bring that up. It's probably not going to do your stomach. There's a dwell on it said there's a safe way to eat that, and then an unsafe way to eat it.
H's stressing you should go with the safe way.
To eat it. I suppose, Yes, what was I gonna say? Oh, but yeah, any any hope for mankind to learn from history and protect the perfect itself is misplaced and ridiculous. It is.
It absolutely is.
Clearly Yeah, that is discouraging, but I think you just have to accept it. Muslims and Jews are about to go to a full on war on a spot of land they've been fighting over for a couple of thousand years. Oh no, no, don't describe it in those terms. No, No, you're not allowed to that's that's that's out of line, out of bounds, and absolutely accurate. Mailbag, drop us a note sometimes mailbag at Armstrong and getty dot com, share an opinion, pass on some info. We've got some of the all of the above here. John sent this along. It's actually a bit of a meme on Well. The good news is Americans don't have all of our smartphones and pagers manufactured in a hostel foreign country, so we have nothing to worry about, Joe Boy, George Stepanopolis said yesterday when he was talking to I don't remember who's some Republican You know, many are calling this an indiscriminate attack?
Are many calling it that? Are you calling at that?
Or did? Most people say it was the best, most precise military attack in the.
History of warfare.
So angry, I'd like to grab that elf by his little lapels and shake him. George, George, you're a professional wordsmith. It was quite specifically discriminate. The one thing on earth it wasn't was in discriminate.
Holy slap him back forth.
But we can't reserve the violence for it. And then, as far as the bombings over the weekend, Israel on various parts of a Li Lebanon. I was listening to NPR driving in and they said targeting hospitals and schools. All right, all right, more on that to come. We were talking about AI and taking over the world and the usual stuff, and Tom wrote there are a lot of things AI can advise, think up and problem solve, but factory workers with opposable thumbs will still have to position parts during the assembly of things. AI can't fold laundry, can't even do rudimentary auto mechanical repairs. We're way off from biomechanical interfaces comparable to the human body, let's see. Unfortunately, the DJ transition to TAK show host is easy. But will people value the opinions of a Digiti host. I won't.
I don't know how long that will be true.
About AI not being able to do those complicated things, Oh no, building some sort of reasonably effective robotic hand. Plus they got those robot dogs with machine guns coming out of their mouths, right, I mean, what am I gonna say, Hey, hey, dog, I got dumbs as it shoots me in the belly. What good's that gonna do me? Moving along? This is great from JT and Livermore concerning the Democrats' efforts at anti disinformation legislation around deep fakes.
Shouldn't the more important focus.
Be on all the gazillions of misinformation by the current low tech methods, i e. Lying than covering it up. Hillary's Russian collusion hoax come to mind, as does anything ever said by Adam Schiff. Ditto for Biden's and Harris's repeated claims that have been debunked over and over, good people on both sides. He says he'll be a dictator and other proxies like KGP and the KJP and the guy supposedly in charges curing the border at the border is secure. Yeah, how about instead of focusing on deep fakes, we focus on the misinformation from the deep state hunter's laptop. He goes on and on. There's plenty to plenty to list. I'm less worried about AI Gavin Newsom delivering and hilarious indictment of his own misrule of California that I am about just constant lying by again the deep State. The suspect in the second Trump assassination attempt is in court right now, and a fair amount of information came out about the Secret Service and their big report since we last talked to you on Friday, among other things we could talk about. I hope you can stay with us today, Armstrong and Getty.
The US seeing signs that a larger conflict with Lebanon looks like it is inevitable. Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Nett and Yaho appearing to set aside US advice to de escalate the situation in the North, saying we will take whatever action is necessary to restore security and to bring our people safely back to their homes.
That struck me. I'll watch in ABC this week yesterday, because I don't remember ever hearing that before.
Usually they don't put it that bluntly.
US officials her sources telling her that a full out war between Israel and has appears to be inevitable, So not the usual. We're working hard to which they are claiming to, but they're just saying it ain't going to work. There's going to be a war, so buckle up. If this isn't full on war or clearly leading to it, somebody needs to explain to me where the lines are drawn, exactly what the spectrum looks like. Play me sixty six, just for chuckles, would you. Michael, this is John Kirby, the what is he the Assistant Press secretary.
Sixty six.
Michael, Sorry, didn't notice your headphones are off taking a personal call or something.
We don't believe that a military conflict, and we're saying this directly to Oursraeli counterparts. We don't believe that escalating this military conflict is in their best interest. It's certainly not going to be in the best interest of all those people. The Prime Minister Nanna, who says he wants to be able to send back home.
I kind of felt like he had a half smile on his face as he said that, because he said it repeatedly in the face of lots of questions. We don't believe escalation isn't the best interest of anyone. Yeah, OK, I just hope for the dignity of all involved. Behind the scenes, they're saying to the Israelis, oh, no, we understand what you gotta do. We just we're trying to win an election, and we got the whole Detroit thing, so we're gonna keep calling for ceasefires that will never happen and saying escalation would be a bad idea. You mentioned it kind of quickly on Friday. But it's worth saying slower. I read that, I guess I don't need to say it's lower. Yeah, government officials are now telling Wall Street Journal, New York Times whatever they ain't gonna be a ceasefire, ain't gonna happen. So similar to the you don't usually hear people say, oh yeah, there's gonna be a war.
There's no stopping it at this point.
And there ain't gonna be a ceasefire between Israel Hamas either, So there you go, spicy times. Noahrothman wrote in The National Review, Oh it's out today. Joe Biden reportedly told his advisors at the close of a recent meeting, keep effing trying. The meeting was about securing a ceasefire. Meanwhile, those very officials are going to the super giant media and saying, here's not going to be a cease fire. No, no way. But the old man is still like King Lear or Hamlet or one of your Shakespearean kings, you know, you know, running around behind the White House walls in the dark, is soliloquizing about beast deals. Nobody knows what he's talking about. It's not funny, it's not funny at all. People are going to fight and die. But the idea that King Lear is still commanding is is sold his non existent soldiers to secure him a victory. What are you talking about? Yeah, and again we got a couple of aircraft carriers and about forty thousand service people in the area.
If things get really exciting.
Well, it is practically unforgivable that the media, even like George Stephanopolis, we were discussing last segment, saying that this was a some are calling it an indiscriminate attack. The indiscriminate attack the pagers when it was the most discriminating attack in the history of warfare, is just egregious. Here's another example. How many times where have you seen that one of the top Hezbola commanders who has killed recently in the latest Israeli attack, was behind the nineteen eighty three US embassy bombings that killed so many Americans.
I can't believe that that guy was still running around.
That is not talked about enough. It just shows you the complexity of the reality of things versus the vision.
This is Ronald Reagan, the Great Warrior.
We had lots of Marines in Lebanon to try to keep the peace, got blown up, killed almost three hundred, and we pulled out of there and never got the guy who orchestrated it. No, we just pulled out well, and this was the third goals blumbing. Their goal was to drive us out, and they drove us out, and we didn't make the guy who put it together pay for it.
And Israel finally did over this past weekend, right.
But you're not seeing that in the mainstream media because they are so desperate to cling to the idea that the Israelis are just big, mean people. And I heard in my social class they're settled colonist, settler colonialists or whatever, or that they're white and the other people are brown or whatever horse crap they're trying to sell. But yeah, this guy, Ibram Akiel, Ibrahim Akiel, Yeah, he was behind the embassy bombing that murdered sixty three people back in nineteen eighty three. So sorry, I've forgotten your name wrong, Ibrim Ibrahim. Anyway, Yeah, there will be a There will be continued bloodshed without a doubt. Israel's just decided, no, we're going to win this time. We're just gonna win.
Here's a question for you.
The political science major, so and I want I'm not going to get into the details of this because we don't want to be the darkest radio show in America. But the worst thing happening on the planet is in darfour by quite a bit. And it is so dark, I mean, it sucks all the light. You try to read it and you can't because then you're in a dark room. I mean, it's just it's the worst things on Earth are happening there on a large scale. Let me just read this one headline from the Wall Street Journal, the calamitous rape crisis unfolding in Congo's Wars, which is just up the road from Darfur. But yeah, Africa's on fire right now. So why does that part of the world get so little attention compared to Israel fighting Hamas num nuts and obviously Ukraine and Russia, which is a little easier to explain. Well, so much of our media and educational complex are captured by the neo Marxists who just want to bring down Western civilization and a bunch of brown people slaughtering a bunch of other brown people, or like lighter brown people being slaughtered by darker brown No, in that case, it's actually the lighter brown piece people are slaughtering the darker brown people. That just doesn't fit the paradigm. It's not useful as propagandas so they don't even bother reporting on it in humanitarian terms. It's as Jack said, it's just mind bogglingly horrific. Nick Christoph and the New York Times just visited that area of Africa and said it's shattering to observe what has happened. Oh yeah, and he's trying to call attention to it. But you know what would the world do anyway? Yeah, systematic rape, killing of children and slaving of children, just wholesale villages being burnt to the ground, people's shot as they run out of their houses, and it's the essentially the air of armies, the Muslim armies running rough shot over some of the black folks.
I would say that's a gross over.
Simplification, but that's the broad out lines.
I would say this.
We have, for instance, poured a trillion dollars to Afghan stand to try to stop that sort of thing from happening, and weren't able to fix it and got out. So all the history of going into places that our hell holes and fixing it is not good. Oh goodness. If I for a second implied that we ought to, I'm not. I'm just no.
I felt like maybe I was implying we on too, and I'm not. No.
The best you can do is insulate yourself from the after effects, or to create the from the ill effects, or try to hang onto a society where that sort of thing isn't happening. Yeah, yeah, I would say, yeah, defend Western civilization and our norms and our rights and our constitution with every fiber of your body. That's what you can do about that word from our friends that simply save home security more domestically focused. There are crimes and scumbaggeries happening everywhere.
This is one thing I really really want to get to.
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In spite of the left trying to sell you on the opposite.
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I you know, huh. That's an interesting one right now, and right there.
I feel guilty ignoring really really awful parts of the world. But am I doing any good by reading it and making myself feel worse?
I don't.
I don't know. Maybe it's because I've been studying this sort of stuff since I was but a child. I find the need to dig into it and understand the dynamics of it, and I'm kind of hardened, I think, to.
The horror of it. So I read that stuff.
So they're starting to die of famine now, and that's going to what's going to be killed most people because when the men head into the fields to try to grow anythings they'll have food, they're murdered. If they send women out, they're raped. So they can't grow anything. And now they're all going to starve. They can't even gather fire with Yeah, and the children are starving.
Oh my horrific. I'm oh they crap.
Anyway, coming up next hour, we will get to the utter dishonesty of the left claiming that crime is actually going down and the flaw to FBI statistics on which those flawed claims are based. If you can't hang around for next hour, just grab it later via podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand. You probably should subscribe Slash follow us that way you won't miss anything. There's one one nugget that came across them for the weekend that I wanted to pass along had you remembered that j Lo dated puff Daddy for a length of time.
That's vaguely familiar. That's not a good look for her.
Is it.
Not retrostal hanging out with rafee rayperson?
No, I'm just thinking the whole engaged six times, married four times, and you once dated p didy Eh.
I might be on Ben's side now, AnyWho.
I think when the final tally is tallied, her being a cuckoo nut is gonna be better understood blinding lovely. She's incredibly talented. That doesn't mean she's not nuts. It's not a new invention on the world stage, the blindingly hot crazy person that sucks many people into their crazy orbit. Yeah jeez, indeed.
We've got got Katie's headlines on the waist here.
I had something I was going to say, but because I'm dying from food poisoning, I couldn't remember it, So never mind. I'm just observing with interest, as always, what pop up ads I get on the various websites. I frequent this one for Persian rugs. Not a big consumer of Persian rugs. We have a number of area rugs because our dog has become paranoid about our hardwood floors.
A paranoid in what sense?
Well, he gets like panicky and tries to dig in his nails and scramble and stuff. He walked with ease across them for a couple If he's gonna slip, yeah, I guess. Yeah, he's getting old and a little nutty. Happens to all of us.
But he digs into them because my puppy is doing that as well, And I don't know what that means.
Well, yeah, if he feels it. Also, dogs feel it all slippy. If they need to get a grip, they like essentially extend their nails to dig. Okay, and that will do you zero good on a hardwood floor. You're much better with the pads of your paws. I've told him repeatedly. He doesn't listen. Ah, Okay, So anyway, yes, I do buy a number of area rugs, but not of the Persian sort.
At where they were throwing tesla your way.
Yeah. It's always a bit of a head scratcher.
Anyway.
Who's reporting what? Katie?
It's the lead story with Katie Green.
Right ABC Israel hits three hundred targets and expanded Lebanon strike campaign against Tesbola yep.
So apparently it was the softening up, the pager attack, the cell phone attack, and now they've started with the airstrikes and then probably ground troops. It just could be. It certainly seems to be that a Jewish state in the middle of the Middle East means per perpetual, you know, the conflict and expansion of territory and shrinking of it. Okay, things are peaceful, all I will give you your territory back, just don't bomb us from there. Of course, there was a UN agreement that Lebanon would make sure there were no attacks launched from the south to Lebanon other and if there were, the UN would intercede. Well, the UN as usual, sitting on its fat bureaucratic ass and doing nothing. And so it looks like the Israelis may have to reoccupy southern Lebanon at least for a while.
Just it's a cycle, speaking of the UN from the New York Times, as UN meets, pressure mounts on Biden to loosen up on arms for Ukraine.
Man h to have a guy in his mental state making this final decision when so many people are calling for, you know, let them do what they got to do.
From Reuters.
Next, Kamala Harris plans to roll out new set of economic policies this week that aim to help Americans build wealth and set economic incentives for businesses to aid that goal.
One interesting thing about her rolling out her economic policies, which many people, including like mainstream media.
Types, have said.
More detail police is voting has already started in three states, and you're just now getting around to unleashing your economic policies. Okay, and they're going to be populist nonsense. I had to turn sixty minutes off. I actually flipped through it. The middle story about Lena Kahan is that her name the FTC. Galous just left to Trotsky and believed in an enormous role for government in the in the in the economy. Man, those folks scare me and they and they can plausibly claim to be doing good for the good the common people. We're going to get rid of the gouging and grocery stores, but you know, in reality, it's horrible policy.
From Fox News, social media erupts after President Joe Biden throws to Jill Biden to speak at cabinet meeting.
Yeah, I saw that I have audio of that.
Do you think that's a big deal? You think that's what it's being portrayed as by people on the right. If I were a president, how many times do you think I would throw to my wife to, yeah, administer the meeting?
Why would your wife ever even be there?
I can't imagine from.
The Associated press the FED sees its inflation fight as a success, But does the public agree?
Well, uh, Kamala has closed the gap on the whole economy issue thing. It would seem Trump still leads, but she's cut it like in half. According to most of the polls came out over the weekend, people are feeling better about the economy, it would seem, yeah, and.
They should be.
There's been great progress. It appears the soft landing is fairly fairly likely. The credit doesn't go to Biden, and the fact is damage has been done. That whole anything that doesn't kill me makes me stronger is a load of horse crap. You realize that right around age forty two or so, Yeah, that thing that didn't kill me, I'm going to be limping for the rest of my life. I don't feel stronger. And likewise, with inflation, now the rate may be under control, but the pain remains.
Go buy some bacon.
You know what I'm saying.
Oh boy.
From the New York Post, one of America's most iconic retail chains, Kmart, set to close its last full sized store.
In the United States. Headline, there was still a Kmart open somewhere. I know, Wow, I really, where is it?
I want to fly there and go in the kmart, walk around, relift my UF right, try it, then stop by the Blockbuster video and go home and cry softly. I still have vivid memories walking into the Kmart store on Route eighty three by our home in Chicago Land. Just the big K and then the vastness of the place.
It was astounding to a young.
Lad in the early seventies, the home of the blue Light special. Oh that's so exciting. Oh blue light Mom. Look over there, it's a blue light.
Had to Bridge Hampton, New York to go see this final Kmart.
Oh. I remember some comedians saying when we had a Kmart not far from here, up until a couple of years ago, how Kmar looked like a store for places that were going out of store, out of business. It looked like a store that was selling stuff for people who were going out of business, like empty shelves and park seat.
Do you need battered cuts and empty shelves? We have the and Kmar.
And finally from the Babylon Bee Manhunt underway after Looped Up Diddy slips out from between prison bars.
Oh oh boy, I smuggle a little baby oil in with the ditty insidious. Oh my god, looped up Diddy is a phrase we should ban from the show. I don't want to hear that again. That was pretty It rolls off the tongue, though, doesn't it. Some Justice Department guy was saying he's as bad as Epstein. He said there were a lot of girls there that were barely legal or barely illegal of age and it was just sick. Interesting. Well, that trial is going to be something Man Armstrong and Getty