Don't Do Drugs. Here's A Bottle Of Whiskey.

Published Jun 18, 2024, 3:22 PM

In hour 2 of The Armstrong & Getty Show: 

  • Our border is broken and Biden is breaking it further. 
  • AI is not ready & Jack sleeps on a toilet.
  • Snapchat and drug dealing is a huge problem
  • Here are your Tot Pants.... GOSH! 

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty, arm Strong and Getty and now he arm Strong and Getty.

They all stand back and go, we don't want to be called a racist, so we will not make a move on immigration. It's going to get them to the election day.

It's happening. It's happening in Europe right now.

That proves it in Europe, and it's going to happen here in America.

Yeah. That's Bill Maher talking about the immigration situation and how Democrats are going to get their hind ends handed to them because of this issue, just like it's happened in Europe, as he said. And Joe Biden's senses that, I guess in the scene the polling and is about to unveil his new Dreamer. There's two sort of executive action today. We'll explain what that is here in just a second.

Haven't all the cows gone out of the barn been followed by the sheep and a horse as well.

By the time he's closing the barn doors. Well, this isn't about closing. This is about not deporting people, which doesn't fit in with the latest polling, which we'll explain here in just a moment.

But uh yeah, I guess that's true. It's the opposite. It's further pandering to the Open Borders.

Crew, which I don't think is gonna work. And we'll explain why when I look at the bulls. But here's Bill Millusion of Fox on how bad it.

Is illegal immigrants continue spilling across the border here in Hakkamba.

This as Fox News has.

Obtained new internal ICE data which shows under Biden, ICE's non detained docket has exploded a seven point four million cases, more than doubling from Trump's time in office, and it's on track to hit eight million by the end of the year. ICE sources tell Fox each officer currently has to manage an average of seven cases, an impossible task given their current staffing levels.

So what is Joe Biden going to announce today? The Biden administration will announce today another executive action which the courts will probably say you can't do that, or the next president that's a Republican will say that's the end of that. But anyway, which will allow certain undocumented spouses and children of US citizens to apply for lawful permanent residency and otherwise, in other words, they couldn't be deported. And this action will provide legal status and protection from deportation for about a half half a million American families and roughly fifty thousand non citizen children under the age of twenty one. Now, one of the many things that's interesting about this trying to shield people from being deported is the polling on deporting people. And we talked about the lead number last week the CBS knew you Gov poll almost two thirds of American support. And this is the question, quote word for word, a new national program to deport all undocumented immigrants currently living in the United States. I mean, that is draconian compared to anything anybody's ever even hinted at. And it gets almost two thirds support. Yeah.

I don't take that literally, but I do take it as an enormously powerful expression of this is how mad we are.

I would say so. And the inside numbers, which you just came across yesterday, over a half of Hispanic voters would favor that program as described deporting all undocumented immigrants. Right over half of Hispanic said, yeah, go ahead, do it. That is amazing.

This new half million undocumented spouses measure from Biden. My favorite aspect of it is, once again it rewards lawlessness and punishes people who followed the law. I'm familiar with one, a gentleman from South Africa who's hoping to be an African American. He's applied, but he's he's going to marry an American girl. But the incredible complexity and expense of him getting his papers and being able to work and everything, so wearing them out.

Just cheat, dude, break the law.

There are no consequences unless you follow the consequences. All the consequences are practically voluntary.

Sneak in, stay moan about your.

Lot in life, and a Democrat will say, just okay, here's their pits sign, here's here now quote.

The poem at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty, and you know, set up camp. So this is what I think it's going on politically, Whether it's going to work or not, I don't know. The polling for Joe Biden on the immigration thing, as we've pointed out many times, is just unbelievable. I'm he's losing to Trump depending on which issue it is. Closing the border, booting, people out or everything like that between thirty and fifty percent. I mean, it's just it's just a drubbing on the issue, right. But he saw how well it worked for the guy who let him off stage the other night, his old boss, Barack Obama, when he did that illegal dhaka thing, and the media started calling them dreamers and all that sort of crap, and you were able to sort of focus the whole giant morass of illegal immigration down to one tiny little issue, the dreamers, the children that just want a dream, and say you were you were able to convince the media that that's the whole issue, even though it's a tiny slice of.

The issue, and that anybody who's for you know, reasonable coherent border policy and securing the border must.

Be quashing the dreams of dreamers. So I'm thinking Joe Biden is hoping to pull that off again with the spouses and the children of people that are already here. Somebody's gonna come up with some sort of phrase similar to dreamer, I'm sure, and it'll be it's kind of a mot and Bailey argument. Oh, you're against the hard working man whose wife came here and this is, you know, a doctor school teacher or whatever admirable profession. You want to boot them out and tear apart their family. And I think he's hoping for the sort of Dreamer treatment that Obama got on this issue, right.

You know, the flip side is children in cages. You want to incredibly grossly oversimplify and emotionalize it, right, And he's trying. But just man, I think there's just there's too much. As you mentioned with the almost hilarious statistic about deporting everybody, there's just too much energy on the other side.

And it's not.

Political energy either in the in the you know, politicians whipped it up since it is real life, my town, my world, my country belief.

Half of Hispanics and half of black voters want to deport every single human in this country that doesn't have their papers. That is amazing.

Michael Domi, I favor play thirty and thirty one back to back toist David Spontan special report.

The alleged killer of thirty seven year old Rachel Morin, A twenty three year old illegal immigrant from El Salvador Police a Victor Antonio Martinez Hernandez, crossed the US Mexico border in February twenty twenty three. Six months later, Morin, a mother of five, was found raped and murdered along this outdoor running trail in bel Air, Maryland, near Baltimore. Police sate the suspected gang members alleged crimes are extensive and expansive. Weeks before illegally crossing the border, police say he killed a woman in his native El Salvador. In March twenty twenty three. Investigators say he was involved in a Los Angeles home invasion injuring those inside. DNA led the FBI and local police to arrest him in Tulsa, Oklahoma, on Friday for more ends, rape and murder last August.

Before we discuss this is the sheriff of that county in Maryland, thirty three and thirty four, Michael.

Every citizen in this country.

That is a public safety crisis and one that we can so easily fix by really coming up with a workable immigration.

Policy for our country.

It's just insane that we would allow things like Rachel's murder to happen. When I say allow it, we allowed it by letting him into this country unchallenged.

Eighteen hundred miles from the southern border.

And this is the second woman in our county to be killed by an the legal alien.

That's one county in Maryland.

People in that county don't have to be told that this is dangerous and gang members and Chinese intelligence agents and others are flooding across the border. They know it now. They don't need to be whipped up by a politician. And just briefly to that idiotic argument, please don't fall for it. Illegal immigrants actually commit crimes on a lower base is per capita than the native citizens. That one would be alive if the border was secure, Her five children would have a mother, if we weren't letting Venezuelan gang members into the country. If there are an extra five thousand violent crimes but at a lower per capita basis, no, that's thousands of victims, thousands, and the people who love them.

Oh my god.

It's such an incredible failure of democracy, as you've said many times.

And also even if you didn't have a single violent crime in the country, what's the argument for this, Kevin Williamson now of the Dispatch, I love it. He boils it down to why do we want more poor people coming into this country? Yeah, you tell me, right, right, got a whole bunch of people coming into the country. We don't know who they are, where they're from, almost entirely unskilled labor, adding to the roles of poor people. What's the upside of this unless you're some sort of fanciful They deserve a shot just like everyone else. But then you got to make an argument for letting eight billion people in, right.

Yeah, which reminds me. I've always loved to reason dot com. They're kind of libertarian, independent thinkers, some really smart people there, but man, they've lost their minds on a couple of issues. They're just so out there at this point. Immigration chief among them. They're big on open borders. I'm not zero immigration. Maybe I sounded zero.

I'm not. But as I've set for years, and I don't understand why we can't get to this. Let's have politicians, demographers, historians, a bunch of people get together in some sort of blue ribbon panel, come up with the right number that is best for the country of what kind of people from where, and then do it. And I'm fine. And if you decide we should let in four million people a year from these places with these skills, some skilled, some unskilled, whatever. Fine, but you just have to have a system.

And this many refugees, yeah, this many asylum series. I mean, because you could make a legitimate case that there are three hundred and fifty million people in Africa, for instance, who have legitimate asylum claims.

I mean, you could easily make that argument.

Do we want to double the population of our country with, you know, folks from Africa? I don't think so. That would not be workable. So yeah, now call me a navy idiot if you'd like. If Republicans can get the White House and even one of the Houses of Congress, it would help to have both. They can pass a law now, not an executive order, a serious immigration reform, set of laws.

You know, different topics, different topic. Maybe more later, but briefly, I'm not sure Trump's going to do anything if he gets elected again. I think the only thing he cares about is being a two term president. I'm not sure he's going to do anything. I don't know if he'll have any energy to Congress. Still will have stuff to do, but I just don't know if he's going to be motivated to People are worried about him wanting to become a dictator. I think he's just gonna think I did it. I'm a two term president.

Cool woo wow, that's funny. I disagree. I think he's he has all sorts of stuff he wants to do.

Really. Yeah, well, I've been listening.

To him to interviews interviews for a long time, and he has certain beliefs about trade and immigration, that sort of thing that he truly believes. I think he's serious about the border stuff. But you know, there's a pretty good likelihood we'll all find out together. Yeah, starting in January, I.

Think we will. Uh. You can weigh in on this topic. Text line four one five two nine five KFTC. The border is secure, bullshit, armstrong well switching gears.

McDonald's is gonna stop using AI to take its drive through orders. What you know, AI hasn't worked out the case when a sixteen year old on edibles is more reliable, that's try. McDonald's has been testing AI technology while Rby's drive through is just two Ken's in a string.

Oh shot en. That's a decent point, though AI is not ready to go. If the if the unemployable anywhere else sixteen year old is better than AI. Yeah, yeah, So.

Coming up later speaking of young people, the the incredible shocking horror of snapchat becoming a huge drug dealer. Wow, four youngsters and the number of kids who were overdosing on opioids and fentanyl and the rest of it.

So warn your kids. My gosh, these are trouble times. We also have to talk more about those videos. I'm watching one of the videos, unedited videos, to try to make my determination of whether or not Joe Biden is lost or not. You know that that that topic that is roy ling the nation and kJ didn't fall for a cheap fake, did you, Yes? And we'll listen to KJP. We'll get to all that sort of stuff later too. All right, So are you a mouse mover or a jiggler? Do you jiggle your mouse occasionally? Well? Stop it, that's funny. I couldn't come up with the context. You were trying to think it was a diet health It's actually a remote work thing.

San Francisco based Wells Fargo Bank has fired over a dozen workers for alleged simulation of keyboard activity. According to regulatory filings. Then the employees lost their job were in the bank's wealth and Investment management unit. The employees were quote discharged after a review of allegations involving simulation of keyboard activity creating impression of active work. So the mouse movers also known as mouse jigglers, simulate mouse motion to give the impression that someone is at their keyboards.

They even buy devices that do this. But so is the workplace keeping track of whose mouse.

Is moving them?

Obviously they are.

Yeah, as a remote worker, you're supposed to be at your station work and that's the way they tell is whether or not your mouse is moving.

I wonder if it's to keep your computer from going to sleep, so your computers go inactive.

Right, Yeah, it just shows that somebody is doing something on the computer, and the you know, the state of the art in a detecting whether somebody is working and be fooling them is quite primitive obviously now, but it will it will improve.

The only way I've always thought this, are they getting their work done? If they aren't, get rid of them, if they are, keep them. How can't you just measure it that way as opposed to determine whether or not they move the mouse?

Enough?

Are they getting their work done? The amount of work they're supposed to get done for their pay? Yes or no. Right.

You know, in an ideal world, everybody would be doing their best and then would be rewarded for it. Or you know, if your best isn't good enough, maybe you need to move on. But we all know that that's not the way a lot of workplaces work, especially government, but any corporation. I mean, you're your charming tale of your days at working for what was it at and t yeah.

Or I could get all my work done in like fifteen minutes in the morning and then I would go sleep on the toilet until lunchtime, and all the sad drones who worked there would say, hey, stop it. Yep, they would, they would. They would drag it out through the whole day on the same amount of work, and they'd been there for decades.

I just got home up on sleeping on the toilet. Yeah, you can't there there was no other option. You can't sleep at your desk, and I wanted to sleep. It wasn't like a supply closet or I would sleep on the toilet.

And the fact that you can sleep on a toilet, of course, you fall asleep the minute your butt touches the seat on an airplane, which is miraculous.

I would lay my I would put my arms over my knees and lay my head down. I was more.

Flexible though, on a toilet, looking like you're, you know, odeed on fentanyl.

It looks like I'm doing the trank. No, just no, he's taking a nap.

Just have a drone data entry job. Oh, speaking a trunk. One of the worst stories about drug abuase I've ever heard, and I'm going.

To inflict it on you. Thanks for that, So I get a lot on the way, stay.

With us, armstrong and getdy.

You part of the free Justin movement, Free justin Timberlake. He's a political prison while supplies last. Yes, he is a political prisoner justin Timberlake, merely because he walked out of a restaurant hammered, not in his car, or at least that's what they're claiming. They arrested Jumper to Justin Timberlake. A great American?

Is it?

Because he's a funky white guy. Probably couldn't stand a nice job bringing race into it. I didn't even think of you always bring race, of course, of course that's step one. How did I memb that all the time? Of course?

Yeah, I can't just be a guy to drink and made a bad judgment.

I'm just I don't understand the super wealthy who ever get in their car after they drink. I don't get that. I mean, because if you're wealthy to the point that not only can you afford you know, the Uber black or whatever to come pick you up, you can afford somebody to go get your car the next day. And I mean it's pennies to you, So I don't understand why you would ever risk it.

Yeah, or just to say to the bartender, here's two hundred bucks, bring my car to my house, Which is that cool? And bartender say, hell yeah, I'd be happy to every single time. Of course, the problem is a drunk guy is making that decision. Hence the population popularity of designated drivers. Speaking of more substances than you need, I'm gonna make this very brief, because just trust me that it's true. The number of teens dying from fentanyl overdoses has tripled in the last couple of years from comparatively few to a horrifying number because they're buying fake pills sold online, phony opioids that look like oxyconton but were cut with fentanyl, not oxycodone. Bonus xanax, but with fentanyl not the drug it's supposed to have on board. Name any pharmaceutical with a foothold on campus, adderall, valium, suboxone, what have you. And it was instantly available via social media and delivered to your door like Papa John's.

You hope your kid's not wanting to take oxy whether it's real or not, but they certainly could end up thinking an adderall or a xanax is a good idea, either to calm down or wake up to study for a.

Test for all of their sins In recent years and over reporting this, that or the other. Rolling Stone has a big piece which will link to inside snapchats teen opioid overdose crisis. You gotta tell your kid, it's cool, my kids don't do drugs. No, no, tell your kids. People are selling drugs on Snapchat and other social media and they have fentanyl in them and they can kill you.

Don't do it. Here, here's a bottle of whiskey. Don't drive. I mean, how you're gonna and how young are you handing out these bottles whiskey?

Eleven year old? It'll be an airline bottle. Obviously, it's the matter with you anyway, barny kids for God's drugs. Here's a bottle of whiskey. It's a controversial method. One more wait, I thought I had two.

I put one in your lunch with a peanut butter sandwich instead of a juice box. It's not an airline bottle of wide Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

How about this headline Midtown Manhattan's Eights Avenue Corridor plagued by junkies lying at tourists feet and fighting in the street. One shop owner till the New York post of the so called the Eighth Avenue Corridor in your Penn station, I see a lot of things around here. Fights drugs, Oh my god, bad things. I don't know if they have knives or guns, she said, explaining how people who appear to be both extremely high and very disturbed regularly barge into or shop near the Port Authority bus terminal, demanding money and harassing tourists.

It's a ten.

Blocks stretch now of Manhattan that's just lined with junkies, and you can't well, it looks like San Francisco, and.

You can't fight people that are on some of these drugs. I mean not that you know, really looking to fight anyone, but you can't, like if you have to fight some of these people that are on these drugs that make them super human strong and don't feel pain.

Yeah, they talk about there was a night and day difference is starting in twenty twenty two, partly with I think the new administration there in New York. But she described how all of our employees now have to be extra cautious. Got a bunch of different quotes from folks saying I've learned to be vigilant when walking the streets. I don't feel good about it. Pay a lot in taxes for city services. I'd like to see the city step in so we could walk down the street.

Bunch your quotes like that.

Wow, Yeah, people are getting fed up and then finally, oh, I'm sorry.

Two more.

Colorado's weed market is coming down, according to Politico, and it's making other states nervous. There's been a plunge in revenue and taxes, and they're laying people off right and left because of and California was the worst at this, of course. But you can get unregulated, untaxed weed on the streets easy as can be. So people aren't buying the so called legit stuff. Are they getting it out of state or what have you it's cheaper, Oh yeah, yeah, because they're enormous taxes and fees and regulatory costs and the rest for the so called legit growers and dispensaries.

I still, I don't know if I ever will at this point in my life. But uh, I still haven't adjusted to the weed is legal world. Is that there was a music fest in my town over the weekend, and my son rode bikes over to this one bar that has a patio to watch a band, and I'm always caught off guard, like I smell wheed another or somebody smoking dope right next to me, and of course they are, of course they are everyone else. It's perfectly legal. I can't well. What was I reading the other day? Might have been National Review.

Somebody said, uh, if you uh, if you walk down the street and you smell dope, it's a democratic precinct. If you see American flags, it's a Republican it's red.

Ah.

Let's see what was I gonna say about the pot thing?

How real is the whole contact high thing? Like? How much how much weed? From someone else? Do you have to breathe in before I would have any effect on you.

Uh, if you don't smoke at all, I mean you would have to, like the if you just smell it. No, not really, That's what I've always thought, similar to the secondhand.

Smoke is way overblown as a thing.

Yeah, now, if you're a small child, I don't know how much THHC it actually because you're obviously you're smelling it, which means the particles are in the air, which means you're.

Inhaling it, so you're getting a little THHC.

I suppose, I don't know anyway, So the legal pot thing is going sideways in most of the states.

It's happening. I should have terms of revenue in the restaurant. I should have asked all the drug fiends around me watching the band, did you buy that from a dispensary or from Jim over there?

Yeah, probably Jim. It depends anyway. And then finally this, and I'll keep this brief. Wall Street Journal trank is turning more illicit drug users into amputees. Ooh, millions of people, millions are using drugs that leave them serious, seriously disabled. And they start with the story of this pathetic junkie dude who's now got to have his dad take care of him all the time because he's a triple amputee.

God yeah, oh my god. Man, when you started the party, you didn't start with the plan of I'm gonna lose three I'm gonna lose seventy five percent of my limbs. Yeah.

So xylazine is this trank. It's an animal tranquilizer. It's in the illicit drug suppli It's creating a generation of permanently disabled amputees. Hospitals in Philadelphia, which is a hot spot for xylazine contamination, are It's similar to the fentanyl thing because it makes you super wasted. Cartels and drug dealers of all sorts put it in drugs you don't think it's in, so you get more wasted.

It saves them money. It's cheap anyway.

The hospitals in Philadelphia are overwhelmed with patients who require costly and complicated care. Three quarters of the residents at Beacon House, an emergency shelter at the city's Kensington neighbor three quarters have crippling wounds or amputations resulting from xylazine wounds that doctors don't fully understand.

And I assume the taxpayers paying for all that, well, yeah, one hundred percent.

I mean, there might be some charities involved, but it's it's vast majority is taxpayers.

Do we have any semen, do we have any limit to how much I got to help somebody? You've you've lost three of your limbs because you won't stop doing drugs. How much am I on the hook for the rest of your life? You want the red state answer, the Blue state answer. Xylazine is spreading as dealers purchase it from China and Puerto Rico to mix in a fentanyl and other drugs. Xyalazine was detected at about forty percent of urine samples from Pennsylvania that contain fentanyl in the year through April, according to drug testing company Millennial Health.

It's just it's horrible. It causes horrifying bone deep sores.

But so did the person do all that damage and end up losing the three limbs more or less at the same time, or did you use a leg lose a leg and then the doctor says, you know, I don't like to tell people what to do, but I just amputated your leg. I think you should stop doing drugs. And then they kept doing it until I don't know what came next. The armor leg. Oh boy, I'm torn on this next little bit. Oh, it's worse than the losing three of your four limbs. They brace yourselves.

Folks can help. But notice she only got one limb.

Yeah, what happened?

Seated in a wheelchair on the shelter's bottom floor, Shahadeen Craig called, she's thirty two.

I'm sorry.

That's a He called xylazine's infiltration of the drug supply chemical warfares. Right leg was amputated in November. Heroin was strong, but it wasn't taking limbs, he said. Kim Broskis, aged fifty four, changes the bandages on wounds on her legs every other day before pulling on shoes from a collection she keeps up a by at the shelter. She lost four fingers on one hand after injecting drugs she knew contains islazine into an artery. Her fingers shrank to dead sticks over nine months before doctor's amputated them. Earlier this year, wounds started appearing on her legs.

It doesn't seem like much of a party, boy, and she's not a youthful look in fifty four either. Man oh man.

Oh head on collision lifter with a herniated disk and pinched nerve in her neck.

And so she started on pain pills.

Or so opioids, heroin fentanyl. Pain from her injuries was so crippling she couldn't function. Bob, Oh, my god, what a sad story. Don't do straight drugs, kids, Here's another bottle of whiskey. Joe's handing them out left and right.

Aye yi ih.

I think and I've always laughed at people who are like end of the earth or end of the worlders, armageddon believers, because it's a weird sort of egotism that oh, these are the times, the times I'm in, that God is going to end the world, that it's all going to whatever the prophecy will come my time. And it's it's just I think those people are pathetic. I think we lived to see humanity peak. It's certainly possible you you combine AI.

To all that. Uh yeah. Perhaps Joe's new charity, Old Crow for Kids dont now beating on school generously get on a school bus with a big bag full of the little bottle of old crow and hand them out to the kids. Take this, huh.

Buying any xanax on Instagram or Snapchat. All right, kids, now here's some whiskey.

If you need more, you know where to find me. It burns. You'll get used to it. You think that burns? Try some trunk. What you want your fingers to be? Dead? Little sticks?

No?

You know, drink it? Wow? Wow, parody, folks, parody. It's these are trying time, exactly cracked. We're looking Stay with us twenty years later, still haunted, my crushed tots. Can you swing your tots now from a ride? It comes top protecting pants?

Oh?

You'd as many as I want?

In gosh, that's the guy who played Napoleon in Napoleon Dynamite, the movie which is celebrating its twentieth anniversary, which, if you have a certain age, really makes you feel old.

How is that possibly a twenty year old movie? I would have guessed five when that came out.

When that came out, all of my friends were stuck in Napoleon Dynamite.

Speak. Oh yeah, in months. It's it's hard to watch it and not start talking to Gosh, Gosh, I say that to my son all the Times. Is that your new bike? Sweet? You take it off and he jumps all right top protecting pants. Though it is so polarized too.

I mean, there are people I know and love who are like, why the hell do you like that movie?

How do you like that? My kids, my two kids. I got one who just thinks that what is what is this? Why are we watching this? And Henry loves it like I do? I love it? Yeah, Oh my god, the music there just gave me a good feeling. The music in the background of that little thing there.

Yeah, it's it's like a blood type. Though you're you're born one way or the other. You either love that sort of humory. You think that's stupid? How can you watch that?

I quote it regularly and Henry likes it and Sam ignores me. But like I came in the other night said so hot, I need I need to uh, I need to cut my hair. I prefer to talk like Pedro. My head is very hot. I had to cut my hair and vote for Pedro. Do you want to eat Chimmy chongs every day? I don't.

I could quote the Polean Dynamite all day long. Wow, Please don't vote for Summer Go back to the advocating giving kids whiskey. It's better than this. Oh yeah, somebody wanted Nicholas.

Somebody want to know if that's a five O one C can I write that off if they donate to your old Crow for kids idea.

Yeah, we're still applying for five oh one C three status, but as a conservative group will probably get audited by the IRS or something like that. Speaking of getting money online, I thought this was interesting the Wall Street Journal writing about social media influencers and how they are not getting rich. They're barely getting by with a few exceptions. But like thinking about I'm going to be an influencer look at mister Beast is like saying I'm going to learn to play an instrument.

Look at Beyonce. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

It's just it's not realistic, and platforms are paying less for popular posts. They're making the deal worse for the influencers. The idea was, and I caught onto this. I don't think they actually put it out in the article, but I caught on the idea by all these platforms was that they would pay generously to get really great content.

Tet to their platform. I guess because I'm in this industry, I see exactly where you're going with this, where it's ended up.

Yeah, but now that they have established themselves and they got zillions of addicts, now the deal's getting worse and worse for the content provider.

So originally YouTube or whoever thought we got to you know, if we offer some money, there'll be people who will dedicate their time to trying to provide his content. And now they know every freaking kid in the country is going to do it all day, every day for nothing because they think they're going to become a giant star. Right exactly.

So TikTok, the Chinese communist controlled delight that America's kids are all addicted to. They spent a billion dollars on their Creator fund between twenty twenty and twenty twenty three, doling out money to eligible creators for posting to the platform. Others joined in Youtubees that's Google. TikTok competitor Shorts allowed creators to earn anywhere from one hundred to ten thousand dollars a month with its temporary fund. Instagram's reels Play Bonus program rewarded creators with fluctuating payouts. Uh that that the Snapchat Spotlight rewards program gave a million dollars a day to the platform's top creators, but now it's being cut to a fraction of that.

You're just jealous because I was up all night talking to babes online.

Oh boy, you realize like ninety percent of the audience, it's like, I've never seen that movie.

I don't know. I don't even know what he's talking about it and his relationship with that Yolanda girl. What the hell?

I don't know.

If I think it's if I think.

Jack talking about it constantly, it's funnier.

If Joe's disgusted. Is what's getting me right now.

I just I showed up today with the intent of entertaining our audience.

Leaves were divided on that. Oh now you're helping. Now you're helping the girl with the girl throwing Uncle Rico, the girl with the side pony. I mean, such a you know, underappreciated role. You get a dressed like her tomorrow just for you. Thank goodness, the segment is almost over, folks.

I'll have a word with my coworkers and be back with I don't know, some entertainment Armstrong and Getty

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