Clifton and Shay are back—and this week they’re asking the big, uncomfortable question: Why does everyone assume we want kids? From screaming airplane babies to the shocking math that raising a child in Southern California can creep toward a million-dollar investment, the duo takes a brutally honest (and hilariously petty) tour through modern parenthood.

Shay breaks down why she’s a proud card-carrying member of “Hell No, I’m Not Pregnant,” while Clifton reflects on how his views have evolved—from “maybe someday” to “my friends with kids look exhausted and broke.” Together, they roast societal expectations, grandparent pressure, “crotch goblins,” gentle parenting debates, and the myth that everyone secretly wants to be a mom or dad.

Equal parts unfiltered, thoughtful, and wildly funny, this episode is for anyone who’s ever considered being childfree, thought kids were overrated, or simply wondered where that extra $32,000 a year could go instead. Spoiler alert: They love kids… they just don’t want any of their own.

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Some notable moments from this episode include:

00:10 – “Are You Pregnant? Absolutely Not.”

00:40 – Holiday Travel: The Ultimate Birth Control

01:33 – Shay’s Status: A Firm “Hell No” to Motherhood

02:42 – The Gray Area of Saying “Maybe… Someday”

04:55 – Clifton’s Unexpected Reaction to a Past Pregnancy

06:09 – When Friends Have Kids and Disappear

09:23 – “Crotch Goblins” and the Fear of Having a Shithead Kid

11:30 – The Shocking Math: A Million-Dollar Child

15:27 – The Real Perks of Being Childfree

21:01 – thinning the Herd & “Fuck Them Kids”

Clifton and Shay are back&mdash;and this week they&rsquo;re asking the big, uncomfortable question: Why does everyone assume we want kids? From screaming airplane babies to the shocking math that raising a child in Southern California can creep toward a million-dollar investment, the duo takes a brutally honest (and hilariously petty) tour through modern parenthood.
Shay breaks down why she&rsquo;s a proud card-carrying member of &ldquo;Hell No, I&rsquo;m Not Pregnant,&rdquo; while Clifton reflects on how his views have evolved&mdash;from &ldquo;maybe someday&rdquo; to &ldquo;my friends with kids look exhausted and broke.&rdquo; Together, they roast societal expectations, grandparent pressure, &ldquo;crotch goblins,&rdquo; gentle parenting debates, and the myth that everyone secretly wants to be a mom or dad.
Equal parts unfiltered, thoughtful, and wildly funny, this episode is for anyone who&rsquo;s ever considered being childfree, thought kids were overrated, or simply wondered where that extra $32,000 a year could go instead.&nbsp;Spoiler alert: They love kids&hellip; they just don&rsquo;t want any of their own.
Don&rsquo;t forget to follow and subscribe at <a href="https://olasmedia.com/shows/anything-but-clishay">olasmedia.com</a>
Some notable moments from this episode include:
00:10 &ndash; &ldquo;Are You Pregnant? Absolutely Not.&rdquo;
00:40 &ndash; Holiday Travel: The Ultimate Birth Control
01:33 &ndash; Shay&rsquo;s Status: A Firm &ldquo;Hell No&rdquo; to Motherhood
02:42 &ndash; The Gray Area of Saying &ldquo;Maybe&hellip; Someday&rdquo;
04:55 &ndash; Clifton&rsquo;s Unexpected Reaction to a Past Pregnancy
06:09 &ndash; When Friends Have Kids and Disappear
09:23 &ndash; &ldquo;Crotch Goblins&rdquo; and the Fear of Having a Shithead Kid
11:30 &ndash; The Shocking Math: A Million-Dollar Child
15:27 &ndash; The Real Perks of Being Childfree
21:01 &ndash; thinning the Herd &amp; &ldquo;Fuck Them Kids&rdquo;

The Anything But CliShay podcast distinguishes itself through the unique dynamic between hosts, Shay and Clifton. Their relationship, defies conventional expectations, showcasing that genuine connection can blossom in unexpected ways.

The Anything But CliShay podcast distinguishes itself through the unique dynamic between hosts, Shay and Clifton. Their relationship, defies conventional expectations, showcasing that genuine connection can blossom in unexpected ways.

Anything But CliShay

Million Dollar Babies?

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