1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate
2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem
3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government
4- Don’t worry, we’re still crazy
5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?

1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate<br>2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem<br>3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government<br>4- Don’t worry, we’re still crazy<br>5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?

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