1- I Love Montreal
2- Carlos Danger for Mayor
3- You need a therapist, or Jesus depends on which side your on
4- My boss made my annual salary TODAY
5- White Supremacist named black quits I can’t make that up
6- How many babies can you afford
7- Baseball and juice
8- Baby Prince George who I don’t care about but must mention by law
9- Surfers riot no, really, they did. dude, wtf????