1- Boston Bombing
2- No news is news the Post Cnn Fox we don’t have news so we’ll make some up
3- Fertilizer explosion in Texas, no one heard it
4- Lets arm the babies Its never too soon
5- Kermit Gosnell , killer
6- We left the natives sand? Lets take it
7- Flight’s delayed, you’ve been sequestered
8- A great judge administers great justice
9- LA traffic worst in country We win again
10- Go CLIPPERS
11- RIP Jonathan Winters we’ll miss you